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Urinal Cake • Lineage: Puta Breath x Mr Stinky • Bred by Thug Pug • Cultivated by @spitfire_7.1.0 • Processed by @spitfire_7.1.0 • Sourced from @spitfire_7.1.0 • ? • Very appealing Full Spec that is a caramel color and at room temp has a wet and greasy creamy peanut butter like texture and is fairly easy to work with for dabs but for rolling a snake you would have to do it cold which is the case for alot of hash • ??? • A wicked terp profile on this Urinal Cake with sweet and creamy dough with overtones of minty gas and has hints of an ammonia/cat piss type funk that is nowhere near as bad as it sounds. The taste mimics the nose and is absolutely delicious with a sweet, creamy, and very cakey inhale and a sharp minty exhale that continues increasing in pungency and like the nose, has hints of that ammonia funk making for one unique and delicious terp profile. • ? • The effects are in line with the rest and hit quickly while exhaling your dab with pressure behind the eyes to go with a calming euphoria that is paired with instant relaxation from a fast building body load. Within no time you can feel all your limbs starting to get heavier and want nothing more than to find a comfy spot to chill as the couchlock sets in and begins relieving chronic pain with some sedation to follow. This one slaps and is best suited for late afternoon/evening use • ? • Overall this was my 1st time with this strain and what a good strain it is, I will most definitely be looking to scoop this one again whether it be flower or hash. Nice looking, a bit funky with strong terps that translate perfectly, and a strong high that lasts. I rate this Quality 9.3/10

Grabbed a couple oz this time around. Animal face has to be one of my new favourites. It's got such an amazing smell with slight fruity undertone. The effects are mellow and allow you to carry about your day without hardcore burn out. Great day time smoke. The Bubba skunk, I got to help me sleep. Great skunky taste and classic skunky flavour. Definitely has couch lock effects that help me sleep.

Small buds but very strong. Nice clean buzz, no anxiety or paranoia. Price is also very reasonable. This review is incentivised, I will be receiving $20 worth of store credit for this post.

Bag Appeal: My half oz was a mix between medium and large buds. They came to me a bit on the dry side. The bud structure itself is really nice. Typical hybrid shaped buds consisting primarily of olive green with amber coloured pistils. Lots of trichome coverage that greatly increases the deeper into the bud you get. Aroma/Taste: Due to the lack of moisture on this bag there was very little to no scent emitted from these buds until I busted them up. Once busted up I was met with a pleasant herbal and cookie aroma which does in fact become more noticeable now that I’ve had the buds in a jar with an Integra pack. Smoke is smooth and leaves a nice light earthy dough taste on the palate. Effects: This cut of Platinum Cookies is labelled as a 50/50 hybrid. I agree with this as my experience with this strain matches the sites description. Upon my first bowl I was met with an energizing euphoria without any racing heart. Upon my second bowl I became more relaxed and mellow as my body quite literally melted into my couch. Once I hit my 3rd bowl I was met with a quite intense sedative effect. Eyes became very heavy, as well as most of my body. I love a 50/50 strain that doesn’t take 10 bowls to out-smoke the energizing effects and be met with the more relaxing effects. Overall a very versatile strain that I would recommend to almost anyone. Perfect for day time and night time use! I will be receiving $10 worth of Green Points for this review.

Gelato 41 (Sunset Sherbet x Thin Mint Cookies) Source - Pacific Cannabis Love me some Gelato, haven't had much 41 so was quit excited , first off incredible gelato nose out the bag sweet and musky potent nose u can get a full whiff of without even breaking up the buds which is nice. Dope dark colours with nice purps coming through wicked appeal , bit on the dry side unfortunately and did find seeds , pretty nice smoke overall though id say more so a trip than a quad but if you have never had a gelato before id try this for sure, great gelato terps on exhale. Overall 8/10.

ROCK BUBBA AAAA 'GAS CUT' - BCCANNCO - DECEMBER BAG APPEAL This beautiful strain came with medium sized buds boasting medium green colouring with patches of darker greens and tight brown pistles.Nice cure and trim can also be observed. 8/10 NOSE This lady live up to her name with heavy gas hitting hard when it reaches your nose. After grinding it up a pungent earthy undertone come through complementing the gas nicely. 9/10 SMOKE 1 1/4 RAW ORIGINAL and RAW Tip This joint burnt effortlessly from start to finish. after 3 or 4 tokes it had already built up a thick oil ring. Heavy gas tokes on the inhale and an pungent earthy spice on the exhale.This strain burnt to a fluffy white ash. 9/10 HIGH This strain is kind of creeper leaning in my opinion. Didn't come on hard or fast. Didn't feel to much until about 3/4 of the way through the sesh. After getting inside and sitting down to write this I feel sluggish and easily distracted. Forgetting what I am supposed to be doing. On a positive note I'm pain free and thinking I need to raid the fridge. 9/10 OVERALL 8.75/10 This strain was a great smoke, very nice potency, and excellent nose. Bag appeal is slightly lacking but very good none the less.

Paid 99$ for a zip on there end of the year sale which was labeled as the best deal of they year from hga for price and quality ratio. So ill start by saying this was also a quad I was honestly thinking g it would of been better for the  action atleast as I've tried much better strains for the same price (also not on sale) the camera flash also might be helping out the photo to much bit with all that being said let's rate this on a 1/10 scale Mom 10/10 Shipping 9/10 Price 9/10 Potency 8/10 Visual 8.5/10 Smell 8/10 Overall 8.5/10 I will get 25$ +free shipping for this review

STRAIN NAME: ICE CREAM CAKE (INDICA DOMINANT HYBRID) (70%INDICA/30%SATIVA) GENETICS: WEDDING CAKE X GELATO 33 MOM NAME: ONETWOTREEZ OVERALL MOM RATING:10/10 CUSTOMER SERVICE:10/10 PACKAGING/SHIPPING: DISCREET VAC SEALED AND INTO A BOX. VERY NICE PACKAGING, AND FAST SHIPPING. REVIEW: LOOK: SOME NICE MEDIUM SIZE WITH SOME BIGGER BUDS. HAS A NICE LIGHT MINTY GREEN, WITH SOME DARKER FOREST GREEN COMIMG THROUGH, AS WELL AS SOME NICE COPPER PISTILS PRESENT. TOTALLY DUSTED WITH MILKY TRICHOMES GIVING A CREAMY MILKY LOOK OVERTOP! TEXTURE: NICE DENSE SOLID BUDS WITH LITTLE SQUISH. SOME STICK TO IT MORE SO WHEN BUSTED UP. VERY NICE TRIM AND MOISTURE LEVEL. CLEAN WHITE ASH. AROMA: SWEET, CREAMY VANILLA, A BIT OF A TANGYNESS AND A BIT OF GAS ON THE UNDERTONE. BUSTING UP THE BUD REALLY ENHANCED THE AROMA AND BROUGHT OUT THE HINT OF GAS! TASTE: AROMA TRANSLATES WELL TO TASTE  AS I GOT A NICE SWEET CREAMY VANILLA WITH SOME EARTHYNESS AND GAS ON EXHALE. GREAT FLAVOUR ALL THE WAY THROUGH J AND SMOOTH. EFFECTS:  GAVE ME A NICE UPLIFTED AND HAPPY MOOD, CLEARED MY MIND. CAN FEEL IT IN THE EYES AS IT WORKED ITS WAY INTO A NICE REALAXING FEEL OVER MY BODY, AND GOT RID OF ANY ACHES OR PAINS. HAD ME FEELING HAPPY AND RELAXED, AND IS REALLY IS A NICE BUZZ. VERY GREAT FOR THE COST! GREAT TO UNWIND AFTER A LONG DAY OR TO HELP WITH SLEEP. IMO CHECK OUT ONETWOTREEZ FOR MORE GREAT STRAINS AT GREAT PRICES!??

Greasy Runtz Genetics : Runtz x Grease Monkey Cultivated by : @majorqfarm_ Sourced by : @jercanna4 I've had this strain a few times in the last little while and I have to say it's easily becoming a favourite of mine. Great Genetics grown by great growers MQF, can't go wrong. Buds are on the smaller size but they make up for it everywhere else. Super greasy, sticky, and frosted out to the 9's, equipped with a terrific cure and lovely pallete of colours involving multiple shades of green and hints of dark purple. This Greasy Runtz smells absolutely amazing with the Runtz taking the reigns, resulting in a delicious creamy citrusy candied gas profile that translates to taste with flying colours. Creamy and dank with the candy and gas perfectly complementing one another to a tee with hints of citrus and spice, lingering on the tastebuds after each toke. The burn is great and on par with everything else, producing a thick resin ring, smooth smoke, and clean white ash. Potent indica dominant effects that hit hard and fast. Instantly felt it go to my head and especially behind the eyes, leaving me feeling in a zoned out daydream state. Kinda gave me a case of the giggles too like an old school high as it's quite euphoric and cheery. The buzz eventually begins trickling down towards the limbs and starts to feel more physical in nature, bringing on a very soothing sense of relaxation that converts to a couch lock over time. Perfect for a late afternoon/evening when wanting to kick back and do nothing at all. Also have the Gary Payton x Greasy Runtz to review by MQF and it's just as good, maybe even better.

Strain - Death Mint Cookies x Chocolate Vanilla Lover (smalls) Visual/Texture - DMC being one of the most notorious strains featured on HGAs menu, it was a must having to try the staple strain crossed with the mouth watering CVL. An ounce of smaller sized, round spade shaped buds. A semi dense firmness, fresh with a sponginess when squeezed. Nice shades of emerald green, with dark forest undertones peeking through. Wearing a mane of light orange pistils weaved over the surfaces, and milky trichomes glistening off the nugs Scent - a terpene cocktail that hits your nostrils with a blend of aromas. The scents coming through almost being different with each whiff comes pungent skunky diesel fuel, sweet hints of vanilla, and notes of doughy nuttiness Smoke - clean consitent burning, smooth pulls over the entire sessions, a light greyish white ash, and an oil ring emerging within the first few hits. Perfectly projecting that exotic nose onto the flavor, with each inhale bringing in a sweet doughy vanilla gas, and a nutty skunkiness. Exhaling out each hoot tasting of a nutty earthiness, with a spicy minty flavor sticking to the palate High - DMC CVL backed by a stone that doesn't take long before the effects begin taking hold. Starting behind the eyes with an increased pressure, and receiving elevated levels of euphoria. Sending you into an uplifted mood, and easing your body to a subtle state of relaxation. A good wind down strain after getting shit done, with mustering up motivation being required post session

I have been ordering from them for 2 years now. I always receive great products and service from them and they responding very quickly to questions. I particularly like there gm d9.

Great products, fast delivery, and great customer service. Definitely recommend.

Same as the gummies, got this as a gift. First time trying thc syrup and if I hadn’t gotten it gifted to me I probably wouldn’t have ever tried it but I am glad I did. Was finishing up with a Covid spell and smoking hasn’t been pleasant but this stuff seems to be accurately dosed. 10ml was enough to get a goooood buzz and it is really sweet! Bottle is $45 a pop.

Got these as a gift with an order. They are labeled 350mg on the site but clearly say 500mg so must not have updated since the got new product. Man oh man do they slap. I’m not usually one for edibles unless I make my own but these are on par with homemade gummies for sure. Ate 3 myself and gave 2 to a friend that weighs about 250 and even he was couched for a little while. Only downfall is the distillate after taste is strong ! But that’s one way to indicate they’re packin’. Marked 5 packs for $75.

•Appearance ? ~ Dense mediums with a large nug thrown into the jar. Easy on the eyes, dark green colouring with lots of purple. Heavy on the trichomes, decent amount of orange pistillate hairs that stand out against the purple bud. •Aroma ?~ The smell on this strain is hard to describe, not in a bad way though. Funky mix of nutty, sweetness with a touch of gas. •Smoke/effects ?? ~ Burnt mostly white ash. Not much of an oil ring but burnt even right down to the filter without a relight. A pleasant gassy almost kush taste on the exhale. High was relaxing and long lasting. Gave me a case of the pasties. •Overall ? ~ 8/10 ~ First time trying flower grown by Enigma and I don’t have anything really negative to say about it. Ash could have been pure white and it could have had a better oil ring but that’s really splitting hairs. Those are the only two things holding it back from a higher score. I would buy this again, makes me want to try other flower grown by Enigma.

Having a lovely unique aroma of diesel cookie with a slight earthyness mixed in. Having a white milky forest green apperance. Buds were of a medium size, with a pretty solid firm density. Trimmed and cured overall fairly good. Upon smoking I was hit with a diesel sweet zangy cookie taste. Left a nice aftertaste that lingered for a bit. Burned perfect in a joint being continuous and slow while burning even the whole way through. There was a bit of a grease ringer and the ash was salt and pepper. I found this to be a medium to high potency slightly indica. The high immediately brought on a nice europhia along with a nice heady high. I felt calmed and quite relaxed. This helped a lot with my muscle soreness. I found my appetite was boasted as well. Quality - 8.75 Value - 8.75

Strain - King Bubba x Bluefin Tuna Vistual/Texture - compiled of smaller, spade formed buds, spongy texture with a light airiness, and an interior finely coated by sticky resin. The majority of the shading is occupied by nice colored a blueish purple hue, with minor amounts of forest green undertones. Thin lengthy woven copper pistils adding to the color spread, a generous dusting of snowy trichomes, and caked by a frosted up layer of snow white trichomes Scent - brandishing mild terpene emissions initally, becoming more pronounced once busted up. Profiled by a bouquet of aromas, scented by sweet berry, with hints of gassy diesel, notes of woody pine, and a citrus herb Smoke - an ash lighter grey with peppering, and a nice resin build that thickened up with every draw. Fairly smooth smoking with a mild flavor coming through with each hoot. Tasting of sweet berries, light notes of gas, and a herbal cedar on each inhale. Exhaling the flavor is more of a woody earthiness, and a faint piney sweetness High - a very manageable daytime smoke, that leaves you capable of task completion without any issues. Igniting you with a spark of motivation, and an initial surge of energy. Your mood becomes elevated, while experiencing an uplifting euphoria. Lighter effects of relaxation move through your body, giving a relief to any minor pain that existed

LSO Oregon Golden Goat Genetics : (Hawaiian x Romulan) x Island Sweet Skunk Cultivated by : @living_soil_collective Sourced by : @jercanna4 This Oregon Golden Goat grown in living soil from LSC arrived as one sticky bright green brick as the buds latched on to one another in glue like fashion. Super greasy and very well cured, littered in trichomes and wild outstretched pistils from head to hoof. A very zesty lemony/citrusy fresh nose on this Golden Goat with a sweet background as well as notes of earth and spice. Just taking a sniff of the jar wakes me right up. The taste starts out as slightly sweet and spicy and then becomes earthy and sour, producing a surprisingly smooth smoke for this kind of profile, especially noticed through the bong. Instant oil ring upon sparking up a J although I wish the ash was a bit lighter as it's on the darker side. I didn't feel it to effect anything however. This has been the perfect morning/daytime strain for me lately. Smoke a couple of bowls or a small joint and it's very upbeat and energetic, perfect for all the busy hustle and bussle pre-christmas mornings. Smoke a larger amount however and the buzz is much more cerbrally intense and hazy, even overpowering if you aren't used to a zinger of a head high. Never felt it to leave me tired or heavily burnt out afterwards, further adding to it's appeal as a daytime smoke and without any sativa doms in my stash I'm happy to have it.

I got mainly medium buds with a few smaller ones. Nugs are firm, trimmed perfectly, and just completely frosted like flakes. It's a darker green but its also got an abundance of purple mixed in. Nose is a piney and kushy. The smoke is a smooooooth operator, no harshness and the pleasent taste really comes through. My last order I purchased the pink kush x purple kush which was the same growers. 11 Weeks MMJ. So far they are 2/2 and I'm gonna be on the lookout for more strains from these guys. Looks 10/10 Smoke 9/10 High 9.5 slaps you in the face but doesn't put you to sleep Value 9.5 (can't really beat aaaa for under 100$) I have nothing bad to say, this stuff rocks I will receive 15$ for this review.

STRAIN NAME: ANIMAL MINT COOKIES (50/50 HYBRID) GENETICS: ANIMAL COOKIES X SIN MINT COOKIES MOM NAME: ONETWOTREEZ OVERALL MOM RATING:10/10 CUSTOMER SERVICE:10/10 PACKAGING/SHIPPING: DISCREET VAC SEALED AND INTO A BOX. VERY NICE PACKAGING, AND FAST SHIPPING. REVIEW: LOOK: Avery nice minty green, some darker forest greens and some nice dark purples as well coming through. some very nice copper pistils coming through as well as a very thick coating of milky trichomes give a creamy/milky look. TEXTURE: Dense buds, with some squish to it some buds are a little more airy then others. But overall nicedense with a slight stick. Very nice trim with minimal sugar leaf. AROMA: Opening the bag was a real treat with a sweet cookies, doughy, a slight mintyness, pungeant, bit of a tangyness coming out. Grinding the bud reallybrought out the nose and get a nice creamy/cookie with a slight gas undertome once busted up! Very nice. TASTE:  Get a sweet cookies, with some earthyness, bit of the herbalness, nose translates well to taste. EFFECTS:  Nice Cerebral, Euphoric tingle across the head, and get a nice boost of energy. Then works into a nice relaxing body buzz ridding any aches or pains. Great for anytime of day or just  unwinding with a movie as it relaxes you but not enough to K.O. Smooth even burn with a nice white ash. Really a great Hybrid strain Check out ONETWOTREEZ For more great strains at great prices!??