I’ve never had grease monkey nor pink kush, and this is apparently a cross between the two? I was smoking it on my porch and saw an adorable skunk hopping over from across the street. I don’t know if he mistook the skunky smell for his own kind, or was just attracted by my fruity nicotine vape, ...but I had to hightail it out of there. Great body high with clearness of mind, perfect for sitting around BSing with friends. Caked with crystals. I normally aim for sativas but I really like the psychedelic aspects of this one in addition to the body snorlax effect.
Nice heavy hitting Indica strain, was my first time smoking it, haven’t felt this heavy in some time. Definitely a couch-melding experience. Once again was impressed by how fresh it was, as I have had many hit or miss experiences with other sources. Hard to tell with my potato samsung s4 quality, ...but there’s nice purple sections all over the nug that fill a grown man with glee.
It smells as green as it looks, and sweet lord is this stuff sticky. After handling the nug my finger tips felt like I dipped them in cola and let them sit in the sun.
My crystal trap thing in the bottom of my grinder was offered a great sacrifice on this day. I’m not sure how to put thi...s buzz into words, but I think you folks will get me. I had that cranial tightening, like where you smoke something real nice and it feels like you’re wearing a helmet, but my thoughts were not at all muddled. It is rare for me to physically feel this blasted but mentally be so functional.
I heard about these guys from a friend recently and got a few small orders of different types. I’m not sure where it comes from, but delivery time was 3 days.
Everything came in neat labelled packaging with a nice dense nug in the bag, so I’m not clawing for loose bits at the bottom of ...the bag like an animal.
I tend to favor buzzes that keep me mentally alert, and this one definitely delivers. Smells fantastically foresty, and I’m left more than functional enough to be my mediocre self in high-concentration games. I’m still trying to figure out which strains improve and which worsen my anxiety, but I’m glad to report this one plays nice with my brain.
Of the 6 strains I got and 3 I tried so far, this one is so far the easiest decision for making a follow-up order. (And also why I reviewed it first)
Still to come: Love Potion #1, Darth Vader OG, Purple Space Cookies, Greasy Pink Kush, and Rockstar. If anyone wants a review on any specific one next, lemme know, otherwise I’ll just post as I go.
