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Dank Haus Labs Brand - Berry Pie Crumble / The Chron Father

Sep 17, 2024

Berry Pie - 60% Indica / 40% Sativa Rating: 8.5/10 Appearance: it is a little bit on the sticky side, which makes it harder to handle and use and for portion control. Aroma: rich, fruity aroma of the berries, with a touch of earthiness Effects: felt a strong sense of relaxation and calmness, yet I was still able to maintain focus and clarity of mind. The high was long-lasting and smooth, without any of the anxiety or paranoia that can sometimes happen with other strains.

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Dank Haus Labs Brand - Pineapple Express Caviar / The Chron Father

Sep 17, 2024

Pineapple Express - 60% Sativa / 40% Indica Rating: 9/10 Appearance: this is an impressive and visually stunning product. Has vibrant golden yellow hues and has sparkling trichomes. Aroma: the aroma of pineapple is unreal and, of course, rather tasty. Effects: only need a small dab to have a good high. This strain helps me get me out of a lazy mood and start getting some stuff done, as it has an uplifting and energising effects.You just feel calm and happy to do anything.

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Distillate Syringe - Tropic Thunder / The Chron Father

Jan 27, 2025

Tropic Thunder - 80% Sativa / 20% Indica Rating: 9/10 Appearance: It’s a beautiful, golden colour, almost translucent, and you can see it’s pure as hell. It has that smooth, clean consistency, not too runny, not too thick. When I loaded it into my vape pen, I could tell it was high quality—nice and clear, no weird residue or cloudiness. Aroma: As for the smell when it hits, that’s where things get interesting. The smoke has this tropical, citrusy vibe of I think pineapple and mango, but with a little earthy, piney twist to it. It wasn’t too overpowering, just a smooth, pleasant aroma that lingered a little but wasn’t in your face. Very clean smoke overall. Effects: Wow. The high comes on fast, like immediately after the first few puffs. It’s super uplifting, mentally stimulating, but not in a jittery way. I felt an immediate burst of creativity and energy, but I wasn’t buzzing around like a maniac. I was still relaxed and chill. It was the perfect balance between functional and euphoric. Definitely great for social hangouts or getting into a creative flow. My only slight knock is that it didn’t last quite as long as I hoped, but I was feeling great for a solid 2-3 hours.

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Sauce - Zookies / The Chron Father

Jan 29, 2025

Zookies - 50% Sativa / 50% Indica Rating 8.5/10 Appearance: It has a great saucy consistency that looks almost like honey but with a nice, deep amber hue. It has those little glistening crystals throughout. When I dabbed it, it melted smooth and clean, no mess, just pure sauce. Aroma: It’s got a heavy, gassy, earthy scent with some sweet, almost citrusy notes underneath. It’s pungent, but not overwhelming. The aroma sticks around for a while and leaves that nice, skunky undertone that I’m all about. Effects: This brings the heat! I felt that instant head buzz, very cerebral, making everything feel a bit more exciting and stimulating. It definitely kicked my creativity into high gear and made me feel talkative and sociable. There was also a mellow body relaxation that followed, so it wasn’t too racy or anxiety-inducing. A perfect balance for a good time. This had me in a great mood for a solid couple of hours. Definitely a choice for a fun and elevated evening.