Strain: MacFlurry

Lineage: MAC (Miracle Alien Ccokies) x Ice Cream Cake

Cultivated By: Teddy Farms

Sourced Through: JerCanna

*Disclaimer: I have found seeds in a few of the buds in this batch.

Buds: The nugs are tight and hefty carrying a nice l...ight green hue. Each bud has a healthy coating of trichomes, and they are very cleanly trimmed.

Nose: I call this stuff the “lemon lysol pack” because it basically smells like a gassy cleaning product (in a good way). After taking a whiff you’re immediately hit with a strong lemon scent that is coupled with some light earthy and gassy notes. The nose is a great representation of the classic citrusy/lemony weed scent and I’m a big fan.

Smoke: The nose pretty directly translates into the smoke, with a nice citrusy inhale and a bit of earthiness on the exhale. The joint burned cleanly with white ash and the smoke was very smooth.

High: This stuff is a bit of a creeper and keeps your head high but your eyes low. Makes me feel like my mind has energy but my body just wants to sleep. Great all day smoke that won’t leave you feeling burnt out.

Overall: 8/10 This stuff is great all around and comes at a great price point with the only real let down being the seeds. As long as the seeds aren’t a recurring issue I will definitely be looking for more flower from Teddy Farms in the future, especially this macflurry.
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Strain: Freshwater Biscotti (LSO)

Lineage: Fresh Water Taffy x Biscotti Sundae

Cultivated By: Quadzaza

Sourced Through: JerCanna

Buds: Medium sized, dense light green buds with a healthy coating of trichomes. The buds are nice and sticky and will stick to ...your fingers after a nice squeeze. This stuff has a really nice bud structure and is all around just nice to look at. As usual with Jer, the buds came with an integra pack so the humidity is great.

Nose: This flower comes with a fresh, creamy floral scent that is pretty unlike anything I’ve come across before. Once broken up a bit of a gassy and earthy aroma arises making for a great terp profile.

Smoke: The creamy taste really comes through in the smoke, with a creamy inhale and a bit of a gassy exhale. The joint burned cleanly with a fat oil ring around the cherry.

High: The high slowly sets into a nice full body and mind haze. Starts in the legs and moves up to the rest of the body. This stuff is great for sleep aid because it made me sleepy as hell.

Overall: 8.5/10 Pretty buds with a nice terp profile that translates over to a great taste. This is some great top shelf flower and is very solid in all aspects.
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Strain: Royal Breath (LSO)

Lineage: Royal Kush x Galactic Garlic

Cultivated By: No-Till Punk

Sourced Through: JerCanna

Buds: Large fluffy buds with alternating shades of light and dark green with a few dark pistils dispersed throughout them. Somewhat dense... with a nice give to them when you squeeze em.

Nose: This stuff reeks like stinky, garlic-y, feet. It’s a smell that smells so bad, that it’s good, but it’s so stinky that it comes full circle and almost smells bad against. Breaking a bud open reveals an even stronger garlic scent. It’s a disgustingly unique terp profile, and I absolutely love it. NTP always kills it with the terps, the rainbow belts I had from him the other day also had an insane nose.

Cure/Humidity: Nice fresh buds that stay together when squished, and they’re a bit sticky but nothing crazy.

Smoke: Nice light earthy and, you guessed it, garlicy taste. The joint burnt a bit dark but the smoke was smooth and had some fat resin streaks going down the joint after I was about 3/4 of the way through.

High: The high sets into full body slump that eases in over the first 15 minutes of smoking. This stuff is pretty potent and makes nice for an nice evening smoke to unwind.

Overall: 8/10 Unfortunately I found a premature seed in the bud (pics 3 & 4) and the taste is a bit lacking, but aside from that this stuff is perfect. No-Till Punk has definitely certified himself as one of my fav producers, so I’d recommend trying anything from him if you get the chance.
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Strain: Rainbow Belts

Lineage: Moonbow x Zkittles

Cultivated By: No-Till Punk

Sourced Through: JerCanna

Buds: Large and fluffy green buds with light orange hairs throughout the buds. The buds are trimmed cleanly with (in my opinion) the perfect amount of �...��shaggy-ness”. Each nug has a healthy serving of trichomes and is very sticky

Nose: The terp profile is unlike anything I’ve experienced before, and as crazy as it sounds this stuff smells a bit like Sunny-D mixed with Fruit Loops. The citrus and fruity tones are accompanied by floral notes in the background, creating something truly unique. The nose is definitely one of my favorite profiles that I’ve experienced.

Cure/Humidity: Perfect humidity with a clean smoke which indicates a great cure. Buds don’t break apart when squished.

Smoke: The taste is as unique as the nose; a complex mix of tangy and floral flavors that is a bit hard to describe. White ash and the joint burned cleanly all the way through.

High: A joint left me feeling very slow and spaced out, and it hits hard behind the eyes. The high has a bit of a compounding creeping effect; right after smoking you’re a bit buzzed but as time goes on you keep getting higher. Nice and potent strain, but it’s not going to send you into the dirt so it’s still good for daytime use.

Overall: 9.5/10 No-Till Punk absolutely killed it with this stuff. It’s been grown, trimmed, and cured to perfection and the strain itself is wonderful. The only reason it doesn’t get a 10/10 is the taste being a tad weak, but all the other great attributes overshadow it. I would definitely recommend this stuff, and I will be keeping my eye out for more of No-Till Punk’s products.
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Strain: Platinum Blackberry Kush (AAAA)

Lineage: Blackberry Kush x Platinum OG Kush

Cultivated By: Better Bee The Best

Sourced Through: JerCanna

Buds: Beautiful frosty purple buds with the occasional bit of green. The buds range from medium to large sized ...and are pretty sticky once broken apart.

Nose: This strain stays true to is name because as soon as you open the jar you’re hit with an overwhelming blackberry smell, and a hint of earthiness.

Cure/Humidity: The humidity was bang on and the bag came with an integra l, as per usual with Jer. The buds felt

Smoke: Light taste that is sweet and gassy. The berry flavor really comes through in the smoke, and is the main component of the flavor. The joint burned cleanly all the way through, but the ash was a bit dark.

High: Well, when I first sat down to make this review I smoked, and once the high hit I got lazy and never got around to doing the review…. Well, I’m here now about a week and a half later to tell you that this stuff is great. Upon smoking a joint you’re led a into a mellow full-body relaxation, that leaves you feeling stony and lazy, but doesn’t put you straight to sleep. This makes for a great all day strain that can also be used for some end of the day relaxation.

Overall: 9/10 I was super excited when I saw this strain because Blackberry Kush is the parent of one of my favorite strains (Black Cherry Pie), and I’m very glad I went with it. Nice tasty smoke for a nice mellow day.
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Strain: Quadra Island Pink (Mediums)

Cultivated By: Captains Pink

Sourced Through: JerCanna

Buds: Medium-small, bright green buds with occasional purple hues. The nugs are super dense and pretty sticky, and although the trim is a bit shaggy on some buds but for the m...ost part it’s pretty clean.

Nose: Deep and earthy mixed in with a slight sweetness. Pretty strong smell, when it came out of the bag is wasn’t super strong but after being in the jar for a bit the smell really came out.

Cure/Humidity: Jer has always included an integra boost pack in the bags, so as usual these buds are the perfect humidity. The buds feel nice and don’t break apart or crack when squished.

Smoke: Super enjoyable smoke. Clean burn all the way through the joint, with pure white ash, although it was the slightest bit harsh. The taste is a bit different than the smell, although it’s still earthy, the sweetness from the nose doesn’t come through, and it’s replaced with a musky, floral taste. I know that sounds weird but trust me it’s a super nice taste. Very unique, and I think the best way to describe it is the usual ”pink kush” taste plus a lil something extra.

High: A nice sedating high that hits right away, and puts you on your ass, so don’t smoke this if you’re planning on being productive. Definitely good for sleep or playing Tony Hawk for the ps2 for the rest of the day (which I’m about to do)

Overall: 8.5/10 Great value since the buds are “mediums”, which I’d say is a great description of the bud size, with a super enjoyable smoke and high. Also, as usual Jer came through with great customer service, and super quick fulfillment.
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*disclaimer this was provided to me through a giveaway

Strain: Dosi Pop (AAAA)

Lineage: Do si Dos x Triangle Kush

Buds: This flower is visually stunning. Beautiful frosty buds with deep green and purple hues. The nugs are medium sized, super dense, and are trimmed to... perfection.

Nose: Somewhat strong nose that is pungently sweet with floral notes. Same smell once broken apart and ground up. The scent doesn’t have too much depth but it still smells amazing.

Cure/Humidity: Pretty good humidity, the buds are easy to break apart and grind up well, as well as burning and lighting easily.

Smoke: This stuff smokes nice, joint had salt and pepper ash and burned cleanly all the way through with a nice oil ring around the cherry. The taste was a bit muted, and unfortunately the sweetness didn’t come through in the smoke, as it was just a bit gassy. It was also the slightest bit harsh.

High: This stuff packs a punch. I was already feeling pretty nice by the end of the joint but I just kept getting higher as time went one. This stuff has a nice deep sedating full-body high, and I especially felt it behind the eyes. Super relaxing strain, would definitely recommend for heavy indica smokers.

Overall: 8/10 This stuff looks great and hits hard, but it loses out on the nose and smoke. It smells great, but it isn’t too strong, and the taste is pretty muted. I love this stuff but I wish it had a bit of a stronger nose and taste. Aside from that, no complaints.
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this was a free sample provided with my order

Strain: Mac-1 aka Miracle Alien Cookies (Hybrid)

Lineage: Alien Cookies F2 x Miracle 15

Sourced Through: JerCanna

Buds: One medium/small nug carrying a bright green color with the occasional blue spot. It’s d...ense with a bit of give to it when squished, and absolutely caked in trichomes inside and out.

Nose: The nose is a bit hard to describe, but the best way I can put it is a very strong, funky sweetness. Although it is reminiscent of other strains, the nose is unique in its own right.

Cure: The cure is bang on, nice humidity as well as a strong smell.

Smoke: Strong taste that is similar to the nose, although it’s sweeter. The joint burned cleanly all the way through with white ash.

High: This stuff is super strong. After smoking the high immediately hit my eyes and and then set into a full body buzz that left me feeling slow and hazy. Don’t plan on doing anything after you smoke this because it hits like a damn truck.

Overall: 9/10 This stuff is great all around, and it’s my first experience with mac-1, so it seems like the strain has lived up to the hype.
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Strain: Pink Kush (Hybrid) (Free sample with incentivized order)

Rating: AAAA-

Buds: Medium sized deep green and purple buds with a few dark orange pistils. The nugs are dense with almost no give to them, have an odd bud structure, and the trim seems like it may have been done ...with a tumble trimmer. There aren’t many visible trichomes on the outside, which I suspect may be a result from the trim. Once broken apart there are a lot more trichomes, but it seems like there are a lot of missing trichome heads.

Nose: The smell is pretty disappointing. It’s very muted before it’s broken up and once you break it apart it smells slightly piney and a bit sweet, but it still isn’t very strong. It’s a bit smellier once ground up, but not much. It’s possible this was from the integra leeching terps because there wasn’t very much flower in the bag, but I can’t confirm that because I don’t have much experience with hydration packs. Cure/Humidity: An integra was included which kept the buds at a nice humidity, and the buds feel nice, although very dense. Not super sticky, but it grinds up easily into a nice fluffy texture.

Smoke: Classic pink taste, gassy and a bit piney with a hint of sweetness. Pretty light taste but was definitely still there. The joint burned all the way through cleanly with a light salt and pepper ash and a bit oil around the cherry as it burned.

High: It hits right away and by the end of the joint I was already feeling a nice relaxing body high. It doesn’t seem the most potent as the high was pretty mellow and didn’t last too long, but was still a decent smoke.

Overall: 5/10 This was a bit of a letdown as the rest of my order was great, and pink kush is my favorite strain. Personally I don’t really believe that this deserves a quad label, especially the difference in quality compared to what else Jer considers to be a quad. The smoke is the main redeeming quality.
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Strain: Planet of the Grapes (Indica Dominant Hybrid) (Discounted for review)

Rating: AAAA

Lineage: Grape Diamonds x Chem D 95 (Ethos Genetics)

Cultivated By: Exodia Farms

Buds: Medium sized tight and dense buds with green and slight blue tones throughout ...and a few small orange pistils. Pretty clean trim with the occasional leaf towards the bottom of the buds. There are a large amount of trichomes on both the inside and outside of the bud, but upon inspection I noticed that a decent amount of the trichomes were missing heads. Since there are so many trichomes there are still a lot of them that have heads intact, so it’s not a huge issue.

Nose: Decently strong smell that is sweet and fruity, with notes of deep earthy tones. After being ground up the smell gets stronger and picks up more of the earthiness. Rolling a joint of it left my fingers smelling fruity.

Cure/Humidity: The humidity is pretty good although the nugs are the slightest bit drier than the rest of the order. The buds have some give to them but when squeezed you can hear the bud cracking a tiny bit. It grinds up slightly powdery but isn’t super bad, and the rest of it is still light and fluffy.

Smoke: The sweetness really comes through when you smoke, while the earthiness is a bit mellow making for a very tasty and clean smoke. A joint of it burned all the way through with white ash and a bit of oil buildup around the cherry.

High: A nice and stoney body high that isn’t crazy strong, but it’s definitely not weak by any means. The high creeps up makes you want to sink into the couch and veg out making for a great evening/nighttime smoke.

Overall: 8.5/10 I’m very happy with the planet of the grapes. Tasty buds with good bag appeal, and a nice deep high. Definitely recommend for people who want to smoke and relax for a bit.
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