Honey Badger Haze from Clean Green VIP

70% Sativa Dominant Hybrid

Cross: Cinderella 99 x White Widow x Ms. Universe #10

Visual: The colour was a very light army green with tons of sparkly crystal all over. I could really see the heads on the tips of the trichomes and... it had a chunky shape to it with some fox tailing in different directions. It had lots of thick pastel orange coloured hairs and it was very dense.

Nose: The nose was sweet and funky with a little bit of spice. It wasn’t super pungent.

Cut/Roll/Grind: It was very easy to grind and to cut up with scissors. It wasn’t sticky but the moisture level was good.

Taste: it was a bit sweet like earthy honey with a bit of spiciness.

Burn: The burn was awesome. It gave lots of smoke and the ash was light and clingy.

Potency/Effects: It didn’t give a punch in the nose but I could feel it build up quickly behind my eyes. it was very uplifting and energetic with a good buzziness. It was more cerebral effects than body effects for sure. It has the potential to kick you in the but or give you a big creativity boost. Good for daytime.

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Purple God from Clean Green VIP

Indica Dominant Hybrid

Cross: God x Hawaiian x Purple Skunk

Visual: These were some very nice-looking buds. They weren’t huge but they had tone of crystal all over which just covered the buds. It was a dark army green with some patch...es of rusty brown hairs. They looked like they might be a bit squishy, but they were quite dense.

Nose: The nose was very earthy and musky. It was very similar to a Black Diamond but with a bit of fruitiness. It was very pungent.

Cut/Roll/Grind: It was easy to grind and it had a bit of a fluffy feel to it but it was not. It had a good feel when I was cutting it with scissors and it had a good moisture level.

Taste: That earthy and musky Black Diamond nose came through in the taste but more mild and still wit a bit of that fruitiness.

Burn: The burn was awesome. It had a nice ash, it gave lots of smoke and it was smooth.

Potency/Effects: Not much of a punch and the effects took a little bit to build up. It gave me that heavy, weighed down feeling like a typical Purple Kush does. I still had a bit of clarity in my brain for a bit until the buzziness took over. It would be good for night time.

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Purple God from Clean Green VIP Purple God 1 Purple God Final Pic 1 small.jpg (789.53 KiB) Viewed 1 time Indica Dominant Hybrid

Cross: God x Hawaiian x Purple Skunk

Visual: These were some very nice-looking buds. They weren’t huge but they ...had tone of crystal all over which just covered the buds. It was a dark army green with some patches of rusty brown hairs. They looked like they might be a bit squishy, but they were quite dense.

Nose: The nose was very earthy and musky. It was very similar to a Black Diamond but with a bit of fruitiness. It was very pungent.

Cut/Roll/Grind: It was easy to grind and it had a bit of a fluffy feel to it but it was not. It had a good feel when I was cutting it with scissors and it had a good moisture level.

Taste: That earthy and musky Black Diamond nose came through in the taste but more mild and still wit a bit of that fruitiness.

Burn: The burn was awesome. It had a nice ash, it gave lots of smoke and it was smooth.

Potency/Effects: Not much of a punch and the effects took a little bit to build up. It gave me that heavy, weighed down feeling like a typical Purple Kush does. I still had a bit of clarity in my brain for a bit until the buzziness took over. It would be good for night time.

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TASTE: Smoked in a joint the flavour was sweet and grassy, with a slight mint aftertaste. There was smooth creamy smoke, causing very little coughing. The joint burnt evenly with a light grey/white ash left behind. In a clean bong, the flavour was much more reminiscent of chocolate mint cookies. The... mint aftertaste from the joint was more prominent on the inhale as well as the exhale in the bong.

SMELL: Sweet and fruity with an undertone reminiscent of fresh-cut sweetgrass. The smell was pungently sweet, as soon as I opened the bag, making my mouth start watering.

LOOK: These buds were tight dense nugs, feeling almost solid. Very crystal-coated light green buds with small clusters of orange hairs. The cure was quite good, not too dry. With the nugs busting up well, crumbling quick, but not powdery.

HIGH: I smoked this in the morning after my coffee and the dishes were done. This was a balanced hybrid to me. I experienced a bit of chattiness and motivation to do another chore was not hard to come by. There was some muscle relaxation. It was decent at pain relief. My shoulder was hurting from being strained the day before and after smoking was much less painful. There was a minor amount of burnout mid-day that caused me to want a cup of tea and to smoke some more of course. All in all, it was a good daytime smoke.

I buy from this site regularly and have been doing so for a couple of years now. I will order this strain again for sure.
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Thin Mint Cookies

• Lineage: Phenotype of GSC

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Cleangreenvip

• ? • Bag appeal - small and medium in size these buds are nicely trimmed and perfectly cured as they are ...dense with a slightly spongy texture and are both sticky and greasy feeling. Olive and forest greens with light amd dark purple throughout and dark orange pistils. Completely covered in milky white resinous long stalked trichomes with some visible outer heads still intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this batch is just like the last if I remember correctly with overtones of minty funk and amazingly sweet and delicious cookie undertones that are also a bit earthy. The taste follows suit perfectly with those nice minty overtones and what starts out as much earthier cookie undertones that become sweeter and much less earthy the more you smoke. Joints burn perfectly even and quickly form a nice oil ring while producing a light grey ash.

• ? • High - Stoney and euphoric head high starts with pressure behind the eyes leaving them burning and weighted and is also very calming. Rather quickly a warming relaxation washes over you fromhead to toe and doesn't quite leave you couchlocked but feeling very lethargic as well as pain free. Though not quite as strong as the last batch I had it still has medium/high potency with long lasting effects that finish much later with some sedation making this one best suited for late afternoon/evening use.

• ? • Overall this was yet another fire batch of TMC from these guys, whoever they source it from has it dialed in as this is my 3rd time with it and can't get enough. The bag appeal is good, the terps are well pronounced and translate perfectly, the burn is clean and greasy, and though a bit less strong than the last batch, the high is still potent. I rate this

Quality 9/10
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