Romulan

• Lineage: North American Indica x White Rhino

• Bred by Federation Seeds

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Cleangreenvip

• ? • Bag appeal - nice giant cola nugs that have a very tight trim and an amazing cure... being very dense with a snappy texture and slightly sticky and greasy feeling as well as fresh feeling inside. Pale looking buds made up of light and dark olive greens with some purple highlights throughout and rust colored pistils. All heavily matted down due to blanket of resinous trichomes covering every nook and cranny which also have many smaller heads visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is strong straight out of the jar and only gets even louder when busted just reeking of sweet but more so sour earth with almost equally loud grape juice undertones and also has a crazy onion funk going on that actually mixes together very well. The 1st few puffs tasted strongly of grapefruit and then the funky and sour earthy terps start to come through and dominate the taste for the most part with undertones of sweet grape juice. Joints burn perfectly and slowly form a small oil ring while producing a salt and pepper colored ash.

• ? • High - this one hits below the shoulders first with a fast building body load that will quickly have you feeling absolutely no pain and glued to your seat though you may feel as if your floating (I have read about the floating sensation in the strain description online but, I have never actually experienced it with any other batch of it). A cloudy and calm head high chimes in not long after smoking as well and before long you'll be fighting to keep your eyes open from the heavy sedation and all this combined makes for a narcotic like stone that is definitely best suited for evening use.

• ? • Overall this is a great cut of Romulan! Great bag appeal, loud and funky terps that translate perfectly, salt and pepper ash, and this wicked cut has potent indica effects that are long lasting. I rate this.........

Quality 9.5/10
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Appearance:

These nugs were fluffy looking but were a bit denser than they appeared. A nice light green bud speckled with many clusters of red hairs. It was well trimmed and had a nice dusting of crystal trichomes. Most of the buds were pretty little triangle cone tree shapes. There was ...an occasional yellow/orange leaf making it look like the bud was harvested maybe a little bit late. The cure was good not too dry in fact I could tell it was nice and fresh, but not too fresh. The bud busted up well and rolled easily, the joint burning evenly and not going out constantly. The bag it arrived in was well sealed and labeled nicely.

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Scent and Taste:

Opening the bag released a strong lemon pine scent. The flavour of the smoke was mild and smooth, not cough-inducing at all. A very creamy mild mint, with a slight aftertaste of chocolate. Which was surprising considering the scent. The joint burned with a nice clean white/grey ash.

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Effects:

This is a really nice Sativa strain. The high is energetic, uplifting, thought-inducing, and a little spacey. I spaced out for a good 15 minutes, just zoning in closely at the buds as I was setting up to take the pictures. I found that my thoughts wandered a bit going introspective at times and philosophical at others. I also had a bit of an uptick in energy akin to drinking a mild tea.

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Conclusion:

8/10

I will definitely order this strain again. The quality supplied by this MoM was good.
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Violator

• Lineage: Hindu Kush x Malana

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from @cleangreencanada

• ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized near perfectly trimmed buds have a bang on cure leaving them mos...tly dense, sticky, and greasy to the touch and leave your fingers coated in resin from breaking them down. Made up of mostly olive green with some lighter shades throughout and plenty of dark rust colored pistils. The blanket of resinous trichomes is clearly visible to the naked eye and give the buds a greasy appearance.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is nice and loud with overtones of sweet grape juice and light woody undertones and once busted, it releases a musty funk. The taste follows suit with a sweet overtone of grape juice and undertones of woody musty funk and even surprised me with random hints of cake terps on the exhale. Very nice. Joints burn perfectly even and build up an oil ring right away and produce a clean white ash.

• ? • High - starts off with a strong cerebral lift that calms to a euphoric haze quickly blanketing the mind leaving you in a very stoney state while easing tension and stress. Following closely behind is a nice and heavy body load that quickly turns couchlocking leaving you glued to your seat for a long time before her sedating effects kick in. As usual this is one best suited for night time use or lazy days for those with higher tolerance.

• ? • Overall this is a great cut of Violator with good bag appeal, great terps, a clean burn, and a strong long lasting high. I rate this.......

Quality 9.25/10
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Thin Mint Cookies

• Lineage: GSC Phenotype

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from @cleangreencanada

• ? • Bag appeal - the perfectly trimmed medium sized buds are cured to absolute perfection being very d...ense, greasy, and sticky to the touch and alot more so inside. These pale looking nugs are made up of forest and olive greens with hints of purple throughout and a mix of peach and copper colored pistils. A layer of milky white fuzzy looking trichomes cover these buds with some tiny heads still visually intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is perfect on this cut and reminds me more of an ICC then TMC with overtones of minty funk to sweet cookie and vanilla undertones and is quite loud. The terps translate perfectly to a smooth and very flavorful smoke that tastes of sweet cookie dough with that same overtone of minty funk and hints of gas. Joints burn perfectly with a huge oil ring that forms well beneath the cherry and produce a mostly white ash with minor peppering.

• ? • High - starts with a cerebral rush of calming euphoria that is soon coupled with strong body relaxation. This full body stone builds becoming very potent and is definitely the best cut of Thin Mint Cookies I've ever had. Works amazing for chronic pain, stress, depression, and even anxiety. This one also finishes with heavy sedation being a great choice for those who suffer from insomnia and is definitely best suited for lazy days or evening use.

• ? • Overall this is one of the better cuts of TMC I've tried. The bag appeal is great, the terps are amazing and translate perfectly, the burn is clean and greasy, and the buzz is potent and long lasting. I rate this......

Quality 9.5/10
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