I'm going to attempt to post this for a 3rd time, I hope all is clear and that this one stays up, I have confirmed that it follows the rules.
Been a while since I've posted, still popping in here a few times a week and always appreciate everyones reviews. I usually go with HVE (a...nd now still will...) and buy my sauces but I wanted to try something different, of course I get burned on it....
So to start - I saw some reviews on the Mike Tyson FSE and wanted to try it out, hop onto the site, got a my selection and said ”ah fuck it, almost at the $200 for free shipping might as well add another one” decide to go with 2G of Tyson, 2G of Dosi Killer diamonds, 1G of Ghost OG, and 1G of their MAC ”NuTerps live resin”.
In event of them running out of stock of something I ordered, I chose ”Replace with another product of equal or greater value” My first time doing this but said ah why not.
Process went smooth, got them on time, packaging was fine, opened it up and realized I had gotten 2 ”NuTerps” ($50 value) in exchange for my Mike Tyson ($40), lower quality product but higher value, I said if it burns okay I have no problem, just a classic ”read the fine print” moment/ I didn't think about it that much.
Started dabbing them one by one, MAC to start - Was fairly smooth, and packed a decent high, and had a distinct taste to it - I'll elaborate in a minute. Star Kicker next - Was also smooth, but tasted the same as the MAC, huh? Well lets try again. Lavender last for the NuTerps, EXACT same taste, decent high like the rest.
Onto the Diamonds - Dosi Killer - Almost a similar consistency to the NuTerps but broken up into bits, tried a dab and it was a bit stronger potency wise but alas, I was very disappointed in the SAME flavour again....
Now this is where things went really sour for me. This is exactly when I knew something was wrong, I tried the Ghost OG, upon my first decent hit I got this really disgusting plastic flavour, it sent a weird vibe through me, made my tongue numb briefly and I quit the dab and swabbed it out.
What the fuck. Set that aside right away. Reminds me of some really bad stuff I got a while back, almost seems like too much fake terps or something really wrong.
I was hesitant to try the last one - the Mike Tyson; but it looked different compared to the rest so I tried it. No really distinct flavour at all, no unique buzz, so I lumped it in with the rest as fake.
So I decided to reach out to Gizmo via email before I went public with this, gave them 2 days to respond but crickets. Then I went on Wickr and PM'd them, they responded in a couple hours and said they've been swamped - no biggie. I copied and pasted my email to them, was told ”Sorry about that, we asked the chef and are waiting for replies” ”We can credit you back the Ghost OG you really didn't enjoy it” I replied - I'm just sitting on them atm, I'm not sure if I should continue to smoke them. I'm not asking for a full refund but I was expecting different flavours and effects per each strain. Would you consider compensating me half my order? If not, what would you be able to do for me?” They said ”We understand. This stuff is very subjective. We can' t walk into 7-11 and buy a drink and ask for refunds. As already aren't making much in this grind. Hope be understanding. We can credit you back on Dosi & Ghost OG”
I replied ”Ok thats cool with me, thank you.”
I sent my last message at 9:30pm EST, I waited overnight and until after work today (4pm) and was not credited.
UPDATE Sorry it's taking me a long ass time to write this (ate dinner inbetween). Within 20 minutes of posting this with zero context, I have already received an email of them apologizing and crediting me half of my order.
Unfortunately, I don't like fake concentrates and I don't like having to go public but I feel like this HAS to be said and I want NO ONE to smoke that Ghost OG or any other extracts of theirs for that matter incase the same thing happens.
By no means in quality this is a budget, priced at 109 a zip before any discounts. The buds are a milky teal green color, with deep frosty purple hueing. Theres a unique foxtailing and wild fire orange hairs. Trimmed pretty well and cured to complete perfection. The buds were sticky. The aroma is of... a straight gassy kush.
Upon smoking I was hit with a sweet gassy taste with a hint of creamyness. This hit very smoothly in a joint. There was a grease ringer earlier on and the ash was light gray. Burned slow even and continuous the whole through a joint.
I found this to be a medium to high potency indica dominate hybrid. I had a warm happy heady high happening at first. Then a heavy body stone took hold of me. I was happy and in a positive joyful mood.
? -super crystaly hand trimmed medium sized buds .It's dark green looks light in some places do to crystal build up .Nice orange hairs. Some dark green leaves. Very nice looking flower. 8/10 ...r/>?-Smells sweet and floral. Pretty gassy and has a potent smell. I enjoyed the smell very much . 8/10
? - White ash light oil ring.Taste like skunk and a bit like red wine, cool combination of flavors. The cure was good it didn't go out once ,and the joint tasted good the whole way threw to the end . 7.5/10
? - I feel happy and very concentrated on On my hobby .Nice body buzz and head high .I'm very easily amused and my pain is at a minimum. Helps with my appetite .Makes me feel good ? . 9/10
For those who prefer (A-AAAA) ratings under 5 Is consider aa, 5 - 7 aaa , 8 -10 aaaa
This was some fire flower . 8/10
Thank you Gizmocraft for my first pheno of runtz ever ?.
Budget Girl Scout Cookies - Gizmo Craft - February 2022
These buds are frosted right out with dusty amber trichomes. Has a darker green happening with a yellow tinge. Trimmed extremely well and cured to complete perfection aswell. The buds had a pretty well rock hard density. The aroma was of a succelent doughy sour sweet fruityness with slight hints of ...earthyness.
The smell translates well into the flavour while smoking, having a sour n sweet doughy earthy and kushy taste happening. There was a nice greaser ringer nearing half way on the joint. Smoke was surprisingly smooth and rich like, leaving a delightful lingering aftertaste which had a bit of a creamy fruity taste.
I found this to be a medium to high potency fairly evenly balanced hybrid. After smoking I was feeling europhic and calm. I zoned out hardcore and was pretty relaxed. I got pretty lazy after a bit, with a good bit of sedation that crept up on me aswell.