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Strain - Cheetah Piss (Lemonnade x Gelato #42 x London Poundcake #97) by Major Quad Farms
Visual/Texture - beautiful bag appeal on these smaller to medium sized spear shaped buds. Tightly compact density, bound by a stickiness, crisp outer shell, and fluffing up nicely out the grinder. Br...ighter neon green prevailing over top of the structures, being shared by emerald undertones, and darkened purple plum patches. Plenty of short fiery orange hairs throughout the nugs, which are generously caked up in a thick layer of frosted crystal trichomes
Scent - flowing with a very unique terpene presence, drawing in immediate attention from the nose. Distributing bold emissions of sharp citrus herbs, sour lemon zest, while receiving notes of sweet creamy gas
Smoke - the smoke tasting equally as pleasant to the smell, drawing in big hauls of flavor infused clouds. Deep inhales full of zesty lemon herbs, gassy sour citrus, and a faint creamy earthiness. A continued sweetened profile follows the exhale of herbal lemon earthiness, leaving behind a prolonged sour citrus painted to the roof of the palate. Burning to a clean light grey ash, displaying a shiny oil ring early into the session
High - Cheetah Piss is an evenly split hybrid (50/50) welcomed by an uplifting euphoria that completely sways the mood, as you feel the stress lift away. Creativity becomes elevated with a cerebral influx which allows focus to be totally dialed in. A decent day smoke that comes with a high manageable enough to keep productive, although a great evening blaze for socializing
Strain - Animal Face (Face Off OG x Animal Mints) by Nala Pharms
Visual/Texture - mostly made up of medium, along with a couple smaller sized pepper shaped buds. Semi dense springing back once squeezed, and a sticky freshness being maintained down to the core of each nug. An overtone capt...ured by medium moss green shading, along with emerald undertones, and accented by dark purple patches. Rust colored copper pistils decently populating the surfaces, and covered by a thick layer of snow caked trichomes
Scent - a built up blend of loud gassy terpenes surrounding this dank powered herb. Producing emissions of diesel fuel, accompanied by aromas of sweetened nutty pines, with a faint earthy presence
Smoke - those strong scented fumes making a full return in the form of smoke. Intaking hoots full of diesel gas, sweet pines, and a nutty earthiness. Receiving a sweetened earthy pine on the exhale, with a nuttiness lingering behind. Burning cleanly causing a lighter greyish white ash, and greasing up nicely with a thick resin ring
High - Animal Face surprisingly is a sativa dominantated hybrid (80/20) although the results don't exactly lean that direction. Quickly feeling the effects with an initial influx of uplifting energy, as the stess melts away filling your head with a cerebral euphoria. As the stone wears on, it eases into alot more of a relaxing status over both mind and body. Productivity existing initally but slowly fades away being replaced by a solid sense of relief. Depending on the schedule this is probably better saved for roasting later in the day
Garlic Breath / Greenland Botanicals / Mid Feb 2022
Garlic Breath= HogsBreath × Chemdog D BX2 Nice manicured dense buds. Nose is garlic and earth. An absolute must try if your a garlic terp fan. The bud is shimmering in milky trichomes. This is marked as a AAAA+. I would agree with that rating. The high is heavy and focused. Though I haven't f...ound it too sedating. I wish I would have asked who the grower is because they have skills for sure. The burn is good with a proper ash. This and the Wedding Cake they have on site are both amazing flowers, grown/ cured to perfection. I would have reviewed the WC but I smoked it and effed up and deleted the pictures. Wedding cake was pure gas and a sedative high!!
Gary Payton X Greasy Runts / Nala Pharms / Greenland Botanicals / Mid Feb 2022
Well this one is a brain tickler. Starting with the buds. Chunky, dense and coated. Smelling of candied fuel and ripe citrus. Mostly mediums with some large nugs aswell. The taste is of cookies citrus(very minor grapefruit but it's there) and a little gas in behind with pepper. This cross is all... over the place while being smoked, I find it hard to pin point the exact flavors going on here. I haven't done back checks on this but ima say fairly balanced hybrid, heavier on the sativa side. I get a real good head high with some body, though it's almost like I am high in my face. Smoked amazingly well.. Ima fan of Nala but not so much this cross. (Weird cuz I enjoy Gary P by itself and G Runtz by itself but not together..lol) Still is a very enjoyable smoke. Had me laughing my ass off watching some comedy shows.
Greasy Runtz by Nala Pharms. 1st time trying both Nala and Greenland Botanicals. Floored by how amazing the service is at Greenland Botanicals. The flower arrived with a perfect cure. Smelling of creamy gassy Gelato. The taste mimics the nose. I honestly could roll joints by foot and smoke it cuz th...e flavor is really really good. Although that would make for a devastating high. I find this to be top notch potency. Buds are medium to plump smalls and coated with creamy trichomes. Definitely going to continue to grab Nala when the opportunity arises. Greenland Botanicals is a must try service imo.
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