Overall it’s exactly what I would expect from an indica dom. It’s a lazy high.... not couch lock so that’s good. Very sweet fruity taste. And it burns to a white ash. I’m pretty happy with it, but I’m a little biased towards purple strains
Strain Fidelity: I haven’t had tons of Nuken (only samples) but this was definitely the nicest I’ve had, buds are fresh, well cured, very nice and strong nose
Size of buds: 7/10. It was a 14g order, had a few bigger buds (2-3g) a lot of small ones and time tiny ones.
Bag Appeal: 7.5/10. Buds have a dense appearance but once you cut into them with your fingers it’s not as dense as it looks. Bright greens, it’s a pretty average looking strain.
Cure & Humidity: 9/10. It has good humidity all over but the smaller buds are dryer. Excellent cure, no complaints!
Smell: 9/10. Intense pine with a slight sweetness/fruitiness, a treat for pine lovers, smells so good
Harshness vs Smoothness: 7.5/10. It’s pretty smooth but very resinous so as you smoke the joint, it gains in intensity. Large draws eventually become a bit harsh, but if you don’t go crazy, it remains smooth and tasty to the end.
Taste Intensity: 8/10. Nice strong piney taste, almost the same as the nose, overcomes the smoke until the end.
Taste Complexity: 8/10. The taste is predominantly pine with some sweetness and some spiciness.
Buzz Intensity: 6.5/10. Not a very strong buzz, but it does the job. Would not have expected a 99er to be much stronger :)
Price: 99$/OZ pretty often, regular price is 159$ I think? The 14g was 85$ but with 32% off so it came to about 50$.
Value: This is by far the tastiest weed I’ve had in that price range, a lot of other MOMs would sell this for 200$ and not bat an eye. At 160$ it’s alright, but at 99$ it’s a hell of a deal.
’A’ Scale Rating: This would be an honest AAA. Would be AAA+ if it had more kick.
--- https://i.imgur.com/hTRBshk.jpg Left to right: Amber Rosin Hash / Moroccan Gold Hash / Dutch Reserve Bubble Hash
Strain Fidelity: Strain unknown, so hard to say, reminds me a lot of the Mayan Hash (KT tells me it’s from the same maker). Definitely as Dutch as the Mayan is Mayan :P
Bag Appeal: 9/10. This hash is slick and very shinny! It’s fairly hard and when you try to break it it bends rather than open up and if you pull strong, it will stretch instead of break off. At hotter temperatures it becomes easier to break.
Cure & Humidity: It’s very sticky and left a spot at the bottom of the small jar I have it in. Trying to make bits with this to put in a joint is pretty hard, it sticks a lot!
Smell: Smells good but not very strong
Harshness vs Smoothness: Very smooth but this is borderline concentrate, so a little bit goes a long way. Don’t try smoking a 0.1g in one puff, you’ll hurt yourself :)
Taste Intensity: The taste is flavorful but not overwhelming like some hashes can be, has a very thick and smooth smoke.
Taste Complexity: There are different aromas, it’s hard to describe.
Buzz Intensity: 10/10. This is killer stuff, don’t need much :) Has an hybrid buzz.
Price: Regular price is 40$/g
Value: The fact it has a significant amount of rosin mixed in makes this a pretty unique product. Taste-wise, it’s not any better than the Mayan line, which in turn offers a lot of different flavors. It reminded me of the GGC Mayan more than the others. 40$ a g is reasonable, but potency wise, the Mayan hold it’s own and is probably a better value.
’A’ Scale Rating: Hash is usually rated on a 5 star scale, I’d give this a 4/5.
Strain Fidelity: I’ve smoke a lot of Moroccan in my days and this feels like a knockoff more than the real deal.
Bag Appeal: 9/10. Very nice golden brown color, looks like traditional Moroccan but it’s much softer.
Cure & Humidity: 8/10. Still has some humidity/stickiness, this looks like hash that wasn’t pressed much, mostly just trichomes mashed together
Smell: 8/10. Does not have the traditional spicy taste of Moroccan and really does have light hints of weed/kief. Smells more like local hash than actual import.
Harshness vs Smoothness: 7/10. A bit harsh but nothing crazy.
Taste Intensity: 8/10. Pretty strong kush/THC taste, bit bitter
Taste Complexity: 6/10. Pretty generic
Buzz Intensity: 7/10. Competent but not very potent.
Price: I think it sells for 14$/g
Value: I’m a huge fan of Moroccan usually, but this doesn’t really do anything special for me. Would be a great threat to cheap stuff like Mercedes, but it’s a bit steep for what it is.
Strain Fidelity: I’ve been told this is yet another variation of Mayan and it definitely does taste like it as well.
Bag Appeal: 6/10. This is an odd duck. It was a light brown color, a bit shinny but with pale spots all over. I was initially concerned but microscope inspection revealed the light spots are actually holes which are lined with trichomes which have white heads. Looks like little crystal formations it’s pretty neat. Not much of a looker.
Cure & Humidity: This hash is easy to break and it’s a bit crumbly. Perfect to break in bits to roll a joint :)
Smell: 8/10. Nice intoxicating smell.
Harshness vs Smoothness: 8/10. Nice smooth smoke, but due to it’s potency, large draws can be a bit harsh. The smoke is extremely rich and thick.
Taste Intensity: 7/10. It’s pretty tasty, but not crazy, smokes well in a pipe/bong but it does get a bit messy, it bubbles a lot. Clogged my pipe pretty hard the first time :)
Taste Complexity: 8/10. Very nice taste, a bit sweet, very smooth, very similar to Mayan
Buzz Intensity: 10/10. This is strong stuff. Nice heavy couchlock buzz that gets sleepy fast.
Price: 32$/g
Value: Well priced for the quality!
’A’ Scale Rating: 4/5 stars!
Incentive for Customers: There was a 32% sale for 420 and this order was bought during this sale.
Incentive for Review: None, I review all my orders.
Notes: The order game with some extra goodies, a pre-roll, a bag of CBD gummies, some papers. I had chosen a bong bowl as my free gift and it didn’t make it, but the Amber Rosin Hash was not part of my order. Check with KT and he tells me it was a 420 gift and he’s sorry for the bowl.
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