OneTwoTreez - Grease Monkey Smalls - March 2022

Grease Monkey Smalls: (70% Indica / 30% Sativa) (Gorilla Glue #4 X Cookies & Cream)

Taste/Smell: 8/10 This strain was very pungent. With a strong aroma kinda like a sweet vanilla and dank diesel mix. Taste was also very strong a mix o......See MoreSee More

Jelly Pancake

Got super fried off one bowl and was an amazing body high and relaxing feel. %60 Indica / %40 sativa which I found it’s not couch locking but still euphoric and body relaxed high. After the discount the 14g came out to a good price and I said why not give them a try. Very ...impressed with OTT and my first order came with a sample of OG Cookies! 9/10 experience and overall a great deal because the weed came 1 day after I sent payment.
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The 14 ($80) arrived in tightly packed small and medium buds about half of which were popcorn. They had a nice spring to them and didn't really need much extra humidity but I threw in the complementary pack that came with my order and while they didn't become sticky, they did put on a little... more weight. Regardless, the buds busted up very generously and had a nice fluffy texture to roll.

I would say that the best thing about this flower is definitely the high. It feels like an extremely balanced hybrid that, once smoked, left me very stoned but also very clear headed. It's not a drain on my energy in any way and I'm left feeling positive and active which chill and spacey at the same time.

It also burns really nicely, producing dense, uniform and light colored ash with virtually no joint relighting needed at any point. It's not a greasy one, but I guess not all strains/grows are.

The only area where it left me a little wanting, and I really want to emphasize how much of a personal sentiment this is, is the taste. This bud tastes quite floral, much like lavender, and that's just not really my thing. When it first arrived, the taste was more spicy/hashy mixed with the floral notes but after a few days in a jar with a humidity pack, the floral notes mostly took over. I really want to emphasize that some people might actually love the taste, it is well represented in these buds. It's just not a flavor I'm crazy about compared to say, the Khalifa Mints, which I also received in the same order.

That said, I like the high so much that I have honestly just not been paying much attention to the taste and just enjoying these buds all the same. It really burns like a dream and is enjoyable to smoke.
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