Strain: Funky Charms
Look: the look on this is bud is very interesting. It has a looser trim and it allows for the bag appeal to really take a hit. SIMILAR TO RUNTS 2, this is another butter face. While the nugs showed up medium and smaller sized, with a little trim on it, there was still hints... of purple throughout the buds. Its safe to assume the tops of this plant are probably insane.
Terps: ill get this out of the way - this smells a lot like true runts.. its gotta that sweet candy creamy nose - with a hint of skunk gas in the back end. Funky charms is A very appropriate name. But it basically smokes like a runts. It has that nice sweet candy taste with a hint of gas the end. This is not a strain that is insanely potent but does supply a nice working high.
Value: The value on this is amazing. If you know what real runts tastes like then you will appreciate this strain. It does not have the best bag appeal due to a loose trim. I like this because it brought the cost down. I would pay 160 an oz for this easily. ive noticed the strain that have had less bag appeal have been bangers from only gas..
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Strain: Divine Gelato
Looks: The looks on this are pretty insane - there are massive almost see through chunks of diamonds. They are clearly bathing in some nice tep sauce. This creates a nice gold base for the entire 7 gram jar. After using this in a bucket- you get a nice yellow/white residue... left over.
Terps: the smell on this is wild. It have that putrid rubbery gelato smell but also its a good type of putrid that you want to keep smelling. It gives me a sweet and rubbery terp profile that lingers In the back of your nose. this is one of the loudest jars of solvent based concentrates I’ve ever had. you open this up to dab you can smell it right away. When smoking it - you get that nice rebury taste that linger for a little with a hint of gas. Fat fabs of this will have you crying from terps - same with letting it out your nose.
Value: Holly shit. Was expecting some CRC distillate cut trash. This stuff is pretty awesome for the price. i dont taste any of that fake terp taste like I was expecting. The sauce makes it insanely gassy to smoke. I would recommend this if you like your concentrates cheap, terpy and little hard to work with. At the price I dont think there is much available on the market. Going to be trying another strain for sure - just wish I didn’t need to get 7 grams of one strain to get the price I like .. but whatever this shit fire and the value through the roof.
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Strain: Gucci Pink
Look: This was a 75$ oz so I did not have much expectation on the looks. The buds showed up with a midsy trim, and medium to smaller popcorn buds. No shake though. the trichomes were fresh and white with lots of orange hairs. This looks like a typical bag of medium to small s...ize pink Kush nugs with a few pieces of trim still on the buds. Not much colour aside from a nice green shade to the buds. The buds showed up a tad dry which effects the feel of the bud, felt like some of the trichomes could just fall off a little brittle - after 2 days in a jar the bud got a little nicer in texture. Then I added a humidity pack and now its got a Nice squish.
Terps: Opening the bag your greated by the sweet floral almost gas you get from a classic pink Kush (without the gas). I would say this translates a lot on the taste you get that classic sweetness from a tom ford pink Kush. Out of the vape it has that nice floral sweetness and produces a lot of vapour throughout the entire session. I found the gassiness left a little bite when you would exhale out the vape. Out of a joint you get a little more of the gas up front. Its still a sweet floral smoke but there is more sense of gas mixed with the floral. As the joint goes in it loses the sweetness and turns to gas and little harshness.
Value: the value on this bud is amazing. If you are someone who wants a nice cheap indica - I would recommend this. This burns white, had a very impressive oil ring, has a decent nose, and isn’t harsh as fuck. This is nice blunt filler or whatever for those who like roll fat. I would not shy away from this strain - its a classic cheap pink.
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Grape Ape 1G distillate cart
Look: nice and sexy 1.2 ML ceramic cartridge looks nice. The distillate is translucent and moves slowly on the so called bubble test.
Terps: this tastes like a mix of mix of re-introduced terpenes. At lower voltage 2.2 V I noticed that the prominent taste was ...grape terps and little bit of pepper or curry mixed in. At 2.6 V you already lose a lot of the grape and move to that spiciness.
Value: At 20$ I don’t think there are many better options. I have smoked multiple carts from ONLY GAS and they have all good value. This is my first time getting ceramic carts from only gas. The effects are nice and noticeable at a higher temp. The smoke on this vape is a little HARSH. My throat does scratch after using this at higher voltages. This product reminds of the distillate cartridges from Distillate Direct and CG extracts. Decent distillate with re-introduced terps. I would not use this as my only method of consumption - but using this on lunch breaks is pretty nice to get through the day.
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This stuff is making me super giggly and Im not even watching anything funny and Im alone lol.