This has the most amazing flavor and scent of chocolate and coffee, definitely a rebuy!

Welcome to another one of my reviews of SpeedGreens!

This time we have Platinum Girl Scout Cookies, MK Ultra and a whole bunch of budder! Won’t be going into much detail on the budder, just pics and quick comments. SG budder never disappoints me.

Sign Up:

Standard sign u...p, SG requires ID.

Ordering & Pricing:

Some nice mix and match prices on concentrates. Flower prices are generally a little higher than I pay.

Communication:

Communication is always simple with SG. They respond within the day.

Packaging:

Discreet smell proof packaging.

Products / Photos:

Platinum Girl Scout Cookies

This strain is absolutely fantastic. Extremely pungent sweet smell, with fantastic bag appeal, a nice clean burn, trimmed exceptionally well and tastes fantastic.

Strong indica high, definitely felt pretty lazy after smoking this one. Not extreme couch lock, but definitely didn’t leave me very productive.

Very enjoyable strain. 8.5/10 AAAA in my opinion.
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Mk Ultra

Not the best strain out there, but it was a free 3.5 for hitting a certain purchase amount. Definitely not complaining.

Nice subtle nose, a little gassy. Smooth smoke with a nice flavor. Buds were trimmed well, bag appeal was decent.

The high is more potent than expected for a free AA. Medium strength buzz, definitely not as strong as the PGSC but nothing to scoff at either. Enjoyable mellow high.

Not the best strain, but 6/10 AA. Just like advertised.

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Gigabud Budder

Nice color, good consistency. Strong high.

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Godfather OG Budder

Very similar to the gigabud in my opinion, slightly more fruity smell.

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King Kong Budder

Nice crumble texture, enjoyable terpy flavor.

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Night Train Budder

A bit darker than some others, but not quite as dark as UBC or Violator. Nice crumbly texture and great taste. Looks kinda like a jolly rancher.

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Sensi Star Budder

Very easy to work with. Great bowl topper.

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Sonic Screwdriver Budder

Fantastic budder. Awesome color, awesome flavor, and very easy to use.

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UBC Chemo Budder

Best smell of the bunch, incredibly citrusy and unique but quite sticky and dark (the microscope light makes it seem a little brighter than it really is), hard to work with, even harder to smoke. Wouldn’t buy again.

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Violator Budder

Similar to the UBC Chemo except it’s darker but easier to work with and doesn’t smell quite as good.

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Incentive for Customers:

I think there’s some coupons floating around for first time users, and they offer incentives at a few different price points.

Incentive for Review:

None.

Notes:

SpeedGreens is my current go-to for concentrates, and I review all of my purchases so I’ll probably do a couple more in the future.

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Speed Greens

overall

: happy with service and weed

: have purchased from them a few times and will again

ordering & pricing

: easy sign-up, easy to order, fair prices

: free shipping went from $99 to $149 recently

: quick replies to quest...ions

packaging

: shipped in a box with vacuum envelope

: weed comes in user-friendly tubes with fun labels

: each tube comes with a boveda inside, love it

incentive for customers

: sign-up deals, sales, etc.

: overall positive experience with buying and smoking their weed!



West Coast Diesel

incentive to purchase

: seeking a slightly less potent sativa than some of the ones i’d been toking, i decided to try one of the quads that were priced a bit less than the others. i wanted a strong sativa, just not quite as strong. west coast diesel is the one i picked.

incentive for review

: fun to write, fun to share

: affiliate link in shill factory

the weed

: strong high. warm rush across front of body; tingling, rising sense of being swallowed by the rush, almost anxious. in that way it seems like a familiar sativa pressure. there’s definitely clarity. feeling enclosed in the high. bit of chest aggro; could see this moderate raciness stirring up someone’s anxiety, but not mine, i like it. warm, scratches the chest area. brain is focused. some pressure. solid go-energy. even-keeled, steady, but strong. a serviceable sativa-feeling. reliable, white-noise, focused. no flush of giddy well-being, just solid. kind of solid the way steel gears are solid. clean, smooth-working gears. quality, reliability. bose speakers. more silicone-valley-get-the-job-done than climb-a-mountain-and-finish-in-a-mosh-pit. high-strength higher-end sativa. bonus is a nice floaty behind-the-eyes focus.

one hour in

: a cozy throb in one lobe; nice because there was a shitty wakeup-headache there before. there is still industrial strength focus, a bit of tiredness in the limbs, but comfortable, even comforting. a comforting sativa in some respects, which is nice considering it is fairly strong. might be the most easy-going of the strong sativas i’ve tried from Speed Greens, reflected perhaps in it’s price, which comes in a bit lower than the heavier-hitting acapulco or bruce banner. that’s why i picked it, and it seems to have worked out. a bit more manageable, less aggro, than bruce banner, and probably more basic, it delivers a solid work-focus with a racy buzz. thank you daytime weed!

thanks,

thinkbach

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the MoM

: Speed Greens

overall

: very happy with service and weed

sign up

: easy

ordering & pricing

: easy to order, fair prices

: free shipping went from $99 to $149 recently, still good

communication

: quick repl...ies

packaging

: shipped in a box with vacuum-sealed envelope

: weed comes in user-friendly tubes with fun labels

: each tube comes with a boveda inside, love it

incentive for customers

: sign-up deals, sales, etc.

: overall positive experience with buying and smoking their weed!

incentive for review

: writing reviews is fun

: an affiliate link for the strain is posted in the shill factory

the Strain

: Sunkiss CBD

incentive to purchase

: it was time for something a little less aggressive than some of the quad-level strains legalization has suddenly made available to common folk like me. sunkiss cbd was selected on the promise of easy-going happiness provided through toking, with a bit of respite from the green-ish tinge that was coming over me on the journey through heavier-hitting legendary weeds. happy to report sunkiss cbd did not disappoint.

the weed

: the name is accurate as the high is a bit like a splash of warm sunlight on my day, my mood, and on my focusing energy. overall this is excellent weed for working and feeling bright and bouncy, and it delivers a relaxing come down.

late-night

: after much toking of various strains this one delivers an energy jolt up and down, like a little battery charge; nice and steady, and long enough to get well into a high-end focus.

two days in

: wonderful. a somewhat delicate breezy buzz, inducing fuzzy tingles around extremeties, face. nice. went in on a half with a friend, already realizing i may need more of this. goes very well with wim hof pushups with full-on armor-encased tingling; robust but a light stone. i love a light stone that is nevertheless pervasive like this. i don’t recall smoking weed like this too often, maybe some thai stick from 1978 or something like that. it settles into a warm body buzz about twenty minutes in, like a wave passed over me. the future bodes well for specific-effect weed. i love the mid-range stone and bright focus. an almost visible light-corona around the face region. definitely a happy brain.

appearance

: sweet-looking nuggety buds. tight ovals, like golden eggs with strands all around them and crystals up close. such a definite orangey appearance and fruit-diesely odor i wonder if i could pick it blind out of a lineup.

meditation and breath work

: oh yes, very nice. cruisin’.

conclusion

: smoking this on and off for a week it’s a favorite now. bright coronal feel-good energy around whole body, although primarily around upper frontal area, including a persistent gentle head aura. i’m guessing the higher cbd is what keeps this from ascending into the heavier thc feelings of other types, which i crave, but not always. tops for focusing with feel-good, and it’s a nice come-down from a couple of months of hitting the quads pretty hard. growing accustomed to legalization is good. intake is settling and weeds in the triple-ratings range are looking much more appealing now. manageable highs, easier on the pocketbook, and perhaps better overall for daytime work use.

thank you weed!

thanks,

thinkbach

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When two MoMs I use had a strain I liked at a similar price point I couldn’t resist

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King Tut Citrique AAA versus Speed Greens Citrique AAAA

I ca...n tell they are the same strain. They have similar scent notes and flavor notes, and the buds look pretty similar, though they have a bit of a different overall feel.

Default Packaging

KT - Black bag, transparent on one side, hand-written label.

SG - Pill bottle with a bodeva and a custom printed label .

SG takes this point. It is worth noting that KT does have some custom packaging and will send in bottles on request, but this is the default.



Price point - I bought 8ths to compare.

KT - I paid $25 for the 8th, originally priced at $159 for the ounce but it’s their $99 ounce. Free shipping at $195, so to just buy this strain you’re adding on $20 shipping but you’ll get a free gift at the $99 free gift level. It is fairly priced for the strain quality.

SG - I paid $32 for the 8th, it’s $193 for the ounce. Free shipping at $149–yep, they raised it. Some mumbo jumbo about coupon codes, but since you can’t use a coupon after your second order, eh.

KT takes this point.

Bud size

KT - largest one was a 1.3

SG - largest bud was a 1.16

Pretty similar, but KT takes this point.

Bud quality

KT - Nice trim job with no leaf, a robust stem and fat shaped nugs, a few orange hairs, not remarkably shiny, not really sticky and not really dry, it’s a perfect balance. Handling them, the aroma is present in the air. Definitely has bag appeal.

SG - nicely manicured, no leafy bits, lots of orange hairs, a “spring” to it, not dry at all. Kinda skinny and you really have to get close to get the smell, which is awesome, but not as pervasive. My fingers get sticky when I interact with the bud.

Giving it to KT.

Smell

pre-busted

KT - delicate and sweet, it’s not overpowering, and it is distinctly citrusy, but not any particular fruit, more like a mixed pop beverage.

SG - a modest citrus nose, not particularly “weedy” or overwhelming.

KT takes this point.

Post-grind smell

KT - sweet and tangy, orange candy, still very much like a soft drink. It doesn’t evolve so much as get more powerful. Breaking it up releases aromatic notes into the air which I have trouble imagining anyone being offended by. I can foresee this being a Bed n Bath scent.

SG - sweet and dusty orange. There are more “cannabis” notes upon breaking into it, getting some musty and piny tones and the smell is not as apparent.

Point to KT.

Vapor Taste

KT - a delightful orange-lemon-lime presence that dies off after a few good hits.

SG - rolls in with a non-sweet orange flavor, like an orange essential oil rather than a candy. There’s also notes of lime. The flavor is extremely present.

Giving the point to SG, since I felt the flavor lasted a bit longer. They have slightly different strengths (more sweetness in the KT).

Vapor smoothness

KT - moderately smooth, coughed a bit.

SG - very smooth, no coughing on my end though I shared it with a friend and they coughed, produces volumes of clouds for a long period of time.

The point goes to SG.

Vapor longevity

KT - Decently productive for a few good hits and then lets up after a while.

SG - Lasted a bit longer in the vape, as it was more damp to begin with.

Point to SG.

Smoke Taste

KT - lightly orangey but turned smoky quick.

SG - tastes amazing smoked, the smoke just wallops you in the mouth with orange and lemony notes.

Point to SG.

Smoke Smoothness

KT - smooth AF, not a tickle

SG - pretty good, I coughed a couple of times but I don’t smoke regularly enough to have a tolerance and it may just be that my throat was annoyed because of me being unused to smoking.

Point to KT.

Ash

KT - burnt black and brown. It reminded me of really dark ABV, which made me wonder if I didn’t combust it properly, except I couldn’t get that bowl to relight and it just tasted like soot so I guess that was the resulting ash? I’m just not a skilled smoker.

SG - burnt to a dark grey, mostly black ash.

Point to SG.

Quality of high

KT - Moderate strength quality, shorter duration.

SG - Moderate quality of strength, I felt like this one might’ve been a bit more potent.

Point to SG.

Final Score

7 Speedgreens

6 King Tuts

So, the result is Speedgreens by a hair!

As it should be, since they’re selling it as a quad and not a trip! That said, I believe that King Tuts is a amazing value, since it’s a shockingly good flower to be sold as a $100 ounce. If money saving is more important to you, get the KT. If you’re smoking, get the King Tuts. If you’re vaping, get the Speedgreens.

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