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MOM Name: Farmhard
Overall rating out of 10: 9/10
Sign Up: No signup. Email.
Ordering & Pricing: No ‘ordering’. Just email. Pricing is par for the quality. Mids, so it’s not the cheapest ditchweed pricing and it’s not the highest super flawless beloved hand trimmed en...ormous designer nug pricing either.
Communication: 100% five star perfect communication. I don’t actually think it’s possible to be better at it than Angela from Farmhard.
Packaging: Looks like regular mail and it smells like it too. Very mild stealth.
Products: I ordered 14 grams of Durban Poison, 7 of OG, and 7 of Blueberry. Farmhard usually sends a sample. A Farmhard sample will usually be more than one nugget, ranging between 2-3 grams. Angela sent me samples of Texada, Cali OG, and everything was overweight.
Incentive for Customers: Not only does Farmhard offer cannabis, but throughout the year, they offer other medical products such as teas and spices, and for a limited period they even offer clones plus instructional DVDs, so you could DIY.
Incentive for Review: I was already a customer, so this wasn’t incentivized. That did not stop Angela from sending me some extra weed due to a very minor hiccup in the ordering process... really, I’m not sure they need any excuse to throw in a gift, I’ve never received an order from them without a bonus.
Notes: After weighing it all up, I received around 8-9 extra grams.
While I would say this is Atypical for them generosity is par for the course with Farmhard, so if organic is your style and you’re okay without a storefront, rewards card, points, 50 options, and a partridge in a weed plant, then Farmhard is a good choice. I personally choose to order from them when I also want one of their other medicinal products. This time I ordered a large amount of Guayusa, a mildly caffeinated tea leaf which can easily be dropped into any hot beverage to give it an extra kick or brewed alone for a traditional South American social drink. It doesn’t give me the same crash that coffee provides, an interesting and legal stimulant with no real negative properties unless you dislike looseleaf tea, in which case, well, I don’t know what I can do for you.
Individual strains:
Durban Poison: 7.5/10
Known best for its noxious taste, this famous sativa is enjoyable with Farmhard’s organic standards bringing its foul taste to a sweet chemical sort of flavor that is much more tolerable than an ‘enhanced’ version. A sustaining high. Highly recommended for a wake and bake. Nuggets range on the smaller size.
Blueberry: 8/10
Flavorful in a berry manner, this is my favorite solely on flavor. Unlike the Durban it is best enjoyed at night due to a prominent relaxing effect. I like it a lot, and it was my favorite of the batch.
OG: 7.5/10
Unremarkable earthy citrus nose with poorly trimmed, thin nuggets. Not a showstopper by any stretch of the imagination. So it surprises me that it vaporizes with a taste of pepper, quite potent and flavorful. Very good. I grew quite attached to it over my period of using it. I know it’s just OG but it’s decent mids. It was a good ‘any time’ weed, really it didn’t matter if I grabbed it before bed or at the start of my workday. Relaxing and easy to fit in.
Cali OG: 6/10
Unremarkable nose that’s slightly peppery. Faint floral notes. Inoffensive vapor that reminds me of the floral Violator strain. Thin nuggets as well. Similar but not quite as good as the standard OG. I wouldn’t pass it up in a joint from a friend but I wouldn’t go out of my way to buy it if others were in stock.
Texada Timewarp: 8.5/10
By far the strongest of the batch, best used in a vaporizer and allowed to ‘preheat’ to really get the resin moving, a highly potent sativa with a strong tuti-fruity scent and in the vaporizer, had a gassy and bright flavor profile. I can work for hours with this. Wake and Bake strictly only or you will regret it! This is not a relaxing strain by any stretch of the imagination, once you work its power up in your blood you will probably warp through time to Texas. This is only a sample but if I buy again this is the strain I would probably pick, and then either the OG or Blueberry. It’s a very clear minded high, uplifting and powerful.
Overall: I order from Farmhard when I want one of their alternative healing products besides marijuana, however, I do enjoy it when I order and always get far more than I actually paid for as they are wonderfully generous. I’d be inclined to re-order on most of these, except the Cali which just didn’t speak to me. The Texada was great for the price (free, lol, it was a sample, but even as it is it’s a low price!) Very honest and genuine sellers, you won’t get an experience like this from everyone. It’s simple and wholehearted, without the frills of bigger shopfronts.
Overall rating out of 10: 9/10
Sign Up: No signup. Email.
Ordering & Pricing: No ‘ordering’. Just email. Pricing is par for the quality. Mids, so it’s not the cheapest ditchweed pricing and it’s not the highest super flawless beloved hand trimmed en...ormous designer nug pricing either.
Communication: 100% five star perfect communication. I don’t actually think it’s possible to be better at it than Angela from Farmhard.
Packaging: Looks like regular mail and it smells like it too. Very mild stealth.
Products: I ordered 14 grams of Durban Poison, 7 of OG, and 7 of Blueberry. Farmhard usually sends a sample. A Farmhard sample will usually be more than one nugget, ranging between 2-3 grams. Angela sent me samples of Texada, Cali OG, and everything was overweight.
Incentive for Customers: Not only does Farmhard offer cannabis, but throughout the year, they offer other medical products such as teas and spices, and for a limited period they even offer clones plus instructional DVDs, so you could DIY.
Incentive for Review: I was already a customer, so this wasn’t incentivized. That did not stop Angela from sending me some extra weed due to a very minor hiccup in the ordering process... really, I’m not sure they need any excuse to throw in a gift, I’ve never received an order from them without a bonus.
Notes: After weighing it all up, I received around 8-9 extra grams.
While I would say this is Atypical for them generosity is par for the course with Farmhard, so if organic is your style and you’re okay without a storefront, rewards card, points, 50 options, and a partridge in a weed plant, then Farmhard is a good choice. I personally choose to order from them when I also want one of their other medicinal products. This time I ordered a large amount of Guayusa, a mildly caffeinated tea leaf which can easily be dropped into any hot beverage to give it an extra kick or brewed alone for a traditional South American social drink. It doesn’t give me the same crash that coffee provides, an interesting and legal stimulant with no real negative properties unless you dislike looseleaf tea, in which case, well, I don’t know what I can do for you.
Individual strains:
Durban Poison: 7.5/10
Known best for its noxious taste, this famous sativa is enjoyable with Farmhard’s organic standards bringing its foul taste to a sweet chemical sort of flavor that is much more tolerable than an ‘enhanced’ version. A sustaining high. Highly recommended for a wake and bake. Nuggets range on the smaller size.
Blueberry: 8/10
Flavorful in a berry manner, this is my favorite solely on flavor. Unlike the Durban it is best enjoyed at night due to a prominent relaxing effect. I like it a lot, and it was my favorite of the batch.
OG: 7.5/10
Unremarkable earthy citrus nose with poorly trimmed, thin nuggets. Not a showstopper by any stretch of the imagination. So it surprises me that it vaporizes with a taste of pepper, quite potent and flavorful. Very good. I grew quite attached to it over my period of using it. I know it’s just OG but it’s decent mids. It was a good ‘any time’ weed, really it didn’t matter if I grabbed it before bed or at the start of my workday. Relaxing and easy to fit in.
Cali OG: 6/10
Unremarkable nose that’s slightly peppery. Faint floral notes. Inoffensive vapor that reminds me of the floral Violator strain. Thin nuggets as well. Similar but not quite as good as the standard OG. I wouldn’t pass it up in a joint from a friend but I wouldn’t go out of my way to buy it if others were in stock.
Texada Timewarp: 8.5/10
By far the strongest of the batch, best used in a vaporizer and allowed to ‘preheat’ to really get the resin moving, a highly potent sativa with a strong tuti-fruity scent and in the vaporizer, had a gassy and bright flavor profile. I can work for hours with this. Wake and Bake strictly only or you will regret it! This is not a relaxing strain by any stretch of the imagination, once you work its power up in your blood you will probably warp through time to Texas. This is only a sample but if I buy again this is the strain I would probably pick, and then either the OG or Blueberry. It’s a very clear minded high, uplifting and powerful.
Overall: I order from Farmhard when I want one of their alternative healing products besides marijuana, however, I do enjoy it when I order and always get far more than I actually paid for as they are wonderfully generous. I’d be inclined to re-order on most of these, except the Cali which just didn’t speak to me. The Texada was great for the price (free, lol, it was a sample, but even as it is it’s a low price!) Very honest and genuine sellers, you won’t get an experience like this from everyone. It’s simple and wholehearted, without the frills of bigger shopfronts.
0MOM Name: Farmhard
Overall rating out of 10: 10/10 MoM.
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Ordering & Pricing: The human I interacted with was a wonderful champ, blows most customer service out of the water. Pricing is on the low side, appropriate for their product quality (I’d consider... what I received mids) with an acceptable free shipping option at $200. You email them to order. Easy as sending an email.
Communication: Great. A+++ people.
Packaging: The usual affair on the outside (generic bubble mailer, not a box), gift wrapped interior (nice potential bit of stealth). Package arrived in 2 days to Manitoba from a location in BC.
Products / Photos:
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Incentive for Customers: Weed and other medicinal herbs which are not available on other sites. My interest was the soursop leaves and a product I’m not reviewing on here at this time. The MJ was an afterthought to be honest, I just wanted the obscure herb.
Incentive for Review: No. But they did send me a sample which may have been encouragement to review.
Notes: Organic marijuana, guaranteed.
Strain Name: Texada Timewarp
Strain Fidelity: Never had it before.
Size of buds: Small-medium. Largest nug was 2 grams, photographed above.
Bag Appeal: Relatively low bag appeal, this isn’t outstanding visually.
Cure & Humidity: Perfect for a smoker. Not too dry or crisp, not too damp,
Smell Intensity: Low. The smell doesn’t have a classic skunky aroma and is fairly discrete grass.
Harshness vs Smoothness: It takes a while to build up in the vaporizer, after which the vapor is fairly smooth. In the bong, the smoke is some of the smoothest I’ve ever experienced, a likely side effect of being organic and well cured.
Taste Intensity: I’m glad the taste intensity is low because I don’t really enjoy its flavor.
Taste Complexity: It tastes like grass. There’s nothing remarkable about the taste. It’s organic mids, so there’s no cheap tricks to boost up the flavor profile, overall fairly gentle flavorwise.
Buzz Intensity: Once you build it up, it’s a solid sativa high with a mouth drying effect that is a bit annoying, and intense focus that’s a bit hard to direct. Due to its lower potency it’s easy to keep it below an impaired level, and it takes a solid few bowls for me to start feeling like I’m TOO high, which has happened, I did underestimate it a couple of times. The key is to remember that it’s resinous and needs the heat on the bud for a while before it really begins to produce in the vaporizer to get a real buzz off it.
Price: $130 for an oz.
Value: Superior to most $100 ounces I’ve had. At under $5 a gram, with ash that smokes down to white, smokers should be thrilled with the quality cost ratio. I primarily vaporize and this isn’t a top vaping strain in my opinion.
’A’ Scale Rating: I would consider this AA. The trim is imperfect, the crystal density is low, the smell and taste is low. That said, for AA grade weed, the high is remarkable and the smoke quality is present, this was not a hackjob, I can tell it was lovingly grown.
Strain Name: Mango Kush
Strain Fidelity: Seems to be a decent example. Gassy kush notes and also fruity mango notes.
Size of buds: Mid-sized and long.
Bag Appeal: I find them attractive.
Cure & Humidity: Much like the texada, they are well cured to not be crumbly, but also not be wet. Must be ground.
Smell Intensity: More intense than the Texada, there is a floral/fruity scent that accompanies these nugs.
Harshness vs Smoothness: A little harsh in the vape as it quickly builds to a high amount of vapor at the same temperature the Texada needs to sit at to get any vapor. In the bong it’s silky smooth, I didn’t cough at all and I am a weak lunged asthmatic.
Taste Intensity: Little bit of mango taste in the smoke, I think. I am eating a mango right now so I think it’s fair to say, it does not have the juicy fruit appeal of a real mango, but something about what it leaves behind on the tongue reminds me of what it feels like in my mouth after I’ve eaten a piece of mango. Appropriately named, anyway.
Taste Complexity: Gassy and fruity, which is more complex than ’grassy’.
Buzz Intensity: One little bowl in the bong has me feeling a bit behind the eyes/in the forehead. A bit of the headband effect. A full bowl in the vape can definitely get me high.
Price: Same, $130 an ounce or buy any lesser gram amount for $7 a gram, I believe is their pricing scheme. I can’t recall if there are greater bulk discounts. Probably if you ask. Their site is very simple and most if not all arrangements must be made via email. No system is automated.
Value: Great value.
’A’ Scale Rating: This has a better trim, better complexity in taste/smell, and a more enjoyable high. Texada is fairly priced but this one is great, I could see it being sold at $150 or $170 an ounce and people would still buy it. I wouldn’t be upset if it were graded as AAA, though it’s no top shelf.
The other herbal products I purchased are excellent as well, but being as they’re not marijuana I won’t give extensive information. I did not weigh the soursop as I bought a ton of it. I did weigh the other product and it was at weight and a decent example of the product in question. If you want soursop leaf tea (it has anti-diabetes and anti-cancer effects among other things, it was the blood sugar leveling that interested me) I would recommend Farmhard as a source. On private inquiry you may discover they have other herbal products not listed on the site available for purchase as well.
In a sea of similar MoM sites, Farmhard is a no-frills hub for organic medicine. If you’re hoping for the greatest high they’re not going to be your stop. They have no extracts or fun recreational accessories. If you wanted to also get turmeric or other assorted herbs for healing, they’re an excellent choice. If you want confidence that your marijuana was grown organically with no additives, again, an excellent choice. I would order again, though likely only if I wanted one of their other products, as their perks to me are not their marijuana, which is all right, but their selection of other presumably completely legal herbal goods. I know turmeric is legal anyway... LOL... I can get that in the grocery store, but not in nuggets of freshly dried, only in powder form.
Overall rating out of 10: 10/10 MoM.
Sign Up: Email only
Ordering & Pricing: The human I interacted with was a wonderful champ, blows most customer service out of the water. Pricing is on the low side, appropriate for their product quality (I’d consider... what I received mids) with an acceptable free shipping option at $200. You email them to order. Easy as sending an email.
Communication: Great. A+++ people.
Packaging: The usual affair on the outside (generic bubble mailer, not a box), gift wrapped interior (nice potential bit of stealth). Package arrived in 2 days to Manitoba from a location in BC.
Products / Photos:
http://feedthemultiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/farmhardreview.jpg
Incentive for Customers: Weed and other medicinal herbs which are not available on other sites. My interest was the soursop leaves and a product I’m not reviewing on here at this time. The MJ was an afterthought to be honest, I just wanted the obscure herb.
Incentive for Review: No. But they did send me a sample which may have been encouragement to review.
Notes: Organic marijuana, guaranteed.
Strain Name: Texada Timewarp
Strain Fidelity: Never had it before.
Size of buds: Small-medium. Largest nug was 2 grams, photographed above.
Bag Appeal: Relatively low bag appeal, this isn’t outstanding visually.
Cure & Humidity: Perfect for a smoker. Not too dry or crisp, not too damp,
Smell Intensity: Low. The smell doesn’t have a classic skunky aroma and is fairly discrete grass.
Harshness vs Smoothness: It takes a while to build up in the vaporizer, after which the vapor is fairly smooth. In the bong, the smoke is some of the smoothest I’ve ever experienced, a likely side effect of being organic and well cured.
Taste Intensity: I’m glad the taste intensity is low because I don’t really enjoy its flavor.
Taste Complexity: It tastes like grass. There’s nothing remarkable about the taste. It’s organic mids, so there’s no cheap tricks to boost up the flavor profile, overall fairly gentle flavorwise.
Buzz Intensity: Once you build it up, it’s a solid sativa high with a mouth drying effect that is a bit annoying, and intense focus that’s a bit hard to direct. Due to its lower potency it’s easy to keep it below an impaired level, and it takes a solid few bowls for me to start feeling like I’m TOO high, which has happened, I did underestimate it a couple of times. The key is to remember that it’s resinous and needs the heat on the bud for a while before it really begins to produce in the vaporizer to get a real buzz off it.
Price: $130 for an oz.
Value: Superior to most $100 ounces I’ve had. At under $5 a gram, with ash that smokes down to white, smokers should be thrilled with the quality cost ratio. I primarily vaporize and this isn’t a top vaping strain in my opinion.
’A’ Scale Rating: I would consider this AA. The trim is imperfect, the crystal density is low, the smell and taste is low. That said, for AA grade weed, the high is remarkable and the smoke quality is present, this was not a hackjob, I can tell it was lovingly grown.
Strain Name: Mango Kush
Strain Fidelity: Seems to be a decent example. Gassy kush notes and also fruity mango notes.
Size of buds: Mid-sized and long.
Bag Appeal: I find them attractive.
Cure & Humidity: Much like the texada, they are well cured to not be crumbly, but also not be wet. Must be ground.
Smell Intensity: More intense than the Texada, there is a floral/fruity scent that accompanies these nugs.
Harshness vs Smoothness: A little harsh in the vape as it quickly builds to a high amount of vapor at the same temperature the Texada needs to sit at to get any vapor. In the bong it’s silky smooth, I didn’t cough at all and I am a weak lunged asthmatic.
Taste Intensity: Little bit of mango taste in the smoke, I think. I am eating a mango right now so I think it’s fair to say, it does not have the juicy fruit appeal of a real mango, but something about what it leaves behind on the tongue reminds me of what it feels like in my mouth after I’ve eaten a piece of mango. Appropriately named, anyway.
Taste Complexity: Gassy and fruity, which is more complex than ’grassy’.
Buzz Intensity: One little bowl in the bong has me feeling a bit behind the eyes/in the forehead. A bit of the headband effect. A full bowl in the vape can definitely get me high.
Price: Same, $130 an ounce or buy any lesser gram amount for $7 a gram, I believe is their pricing scheme. I can’t recall if there are greater bulk discounts. Probably if you ask. Their site is very simple and most if not all arrangements must be made via email. No system is automated.
Value: Great value.
’A’ Scale Rating: This has a better trim, better complexity in taste/smell, and a more enjoyable high. Texada is fairly priced but this one is great, I could see it being sold at $150 or $170 an ounce and people would still buy it. I wouldn’t be upset if it were graded as AAA, though it’s no top shelf.
The other herbal products I purchased are excellent as well, but being as they’re not marijuana I won’t give extensive information. I did not weigh the soursop as I bought a ton of it. I did weigh the other product and it was at weight and a decent example of the product in question. If you want soursop leaf tea (it has anti-diabetes and anti-cancer effects among other things, it was the blood sugar leveling that interested me) I would recommend Farmhard as a source. On private inquiry you may discover they have other herbal products not listed on the site available for purchase as well.
In a sea of similar MoM sites, Farmhard is a no-frills hub for organic medicine. If you’re hoping for the greatest high they’re not going to be your stop. They have no extracts or fun recreational accessories. If you wanted to also get turmeric or other assorted herbs for healing, they’re an excellent choice. If you want confidence that your marijuana was grown organically with no additives, again, an excellent choice. I would order again, though likely only if I wanted one of their other products, as their perks to me are not their marijuana, which is all right, but their selection of other presumably completely legal herbal goods. I know turmeric is legal anyway... LOL... I can get that in the grocery store, but not in nuggets of freshly dried, only in powder form.
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September 12/19
DNMN Dispensary Near Me Now
Package / Shipping - In a box! With an opaque vacuum seal mailer and custom post card. Did include an invoice, that makes a few people uncomfortable becau...se it’s ‘proof’. Solid packaging concept, the invoice is the only change I would make (only send that by email). I love there was a hand written thanks.
Perks - 10% off code for new customers, points system.
Customer Service - They were online immediately when I inquired about a review package which I paired with a purchase of 7g of a favourite strain, as to not take advantage of a new MoM. I pointed out something on their website, and it was corrected before I had even received the package.
Edibles - 7/10
They sent a sample of two gummy bears, 10mg THC, by Shipwreck. Not particularly sour but still coated with a sugary sour dust rather than the traditional gummy only. This is a disappointment because I love sour candies and these got sweet very fast, it teases and doesn’t commit to being sour at all. Pink might be pink lemonade, definitely a sharp metallic weedy taste to it but it’s not bad. I prefer edibles to be 20mg and properly sour, so I doubt I’d buy these but if you like to microdose, the taste is quite bearable. Heh heh bear.
Weed -
7 grams of Island Sweet Skunk (a personal favorite) - 8/10
Taste is creamier and skunkier than I expected but enjoyably smooth. Far more giggly of a strain experience than I expected. Cohort suggested it might be GSC instead, I think it might be Citrus Skunk, either way a good sativa. Just not as, well, islandy as I hoped. Definitely more skunk than fruit. Tastes good though and a fair price, I’m not upset I snatched some even if I’m not sure it’s actually the strain it’s named. I had some ISS recently that was like being assaulted by a pineapple, so far this is a very different flavor profile.
Samples -
Purple Space Cookies - 6.5/10
An attractive and beefy sample, beautiful rich purple coloration. Just on the verge of ‘too dry’, slightly aromatic with a plum and scent. The high was very unremarkable and not very powerful. Deceptively attractive.
Phantom OG - 7/10
Not bad, a sweet and creamy taste and smell. High was relaxing. Cure is a bit on the dry side. Not particularly remarkable but definitely had more power than the PSC. A lazy strain. Not so much my style.
Rockstar - 7.2/10
Smalls. Almost no smell, what it has is earthy and sweet. The cure is actually very good, very dense, not dry at all, spongy and fresh. Definitely need a grinder, you can’t finger-bust these even though they’re tiny. The flavor was moderate but present, and the high was easily the best part of this Rockstar variation. Hit me like a party bus! It did make me cough even though I dry herb vape. I probably wouldn’t buy it because of how it made me cough but I did enjoy the high from it. It was impressively potent and while small, the nuggets were perfection, groomed astronomically tight.
Death Star OG- 7.5/10
Nice example of a nugget, a perfect cure, not dry in any way, a gassy aroma and flavor which goes down creamy and smooth, no coughing. An excellent painkilling effect immediately kicked in and my anxiety was blasted into an asteroid field which became bearable. There’s that word again.
Black Diamond - 8.2/10
Best of the bunch. Nice quality nuggets with a thick dusting of white crystals and black leaves, photogenic in quality. Again, a good humidity, though you could get away with ripping it up, it wouldn’t crumble. The smell is faintly citrusy underneath the gassiness, and though it’s not the most gassy, the flavor all mingles together to create something herbal and approachable. Vapor quality held up for a long session and maintained a bit of a fennel taste to the end. Definitely falls into the black jellybean category, a few sharper notes of pepper and gassy chemical liquorice. I’ve been having a bad day and this one finally brought me to a happy and non-painful place. There is no question of strain continuity here, this is definitely Black Diamond, and a decent example of it too.
If you want to, feel free to try DNMN, their prices are fair and their product so far is quite enjoyable.
Thanks.
September 12/19
DNMN Dispensary Near Me Now
Package / Shipping - In a box! With an opaque vacuum seal mailer and custom post card. Did include an invoice, that makes a few people uncomfortable becau...se it’s ‘proof’. Solid packaging concept, the invoice is the only change I would make (only send that by email). I love there was a hand written thanks.
Perks - 10% off code for new customers, points system.
Customer Service - They were online immediately when I inquired about a review package which I paired with a purchase of 7g of a favourite strain, as to not take advantage of a new MoM. I pointed out something on their website, and it was corrected before I had even received the package.
Edibles - 7/10
They sent a sample of two gummy bears, 10mg THC, by Shipwreck. Not particularly sour but still coated with a sugary sour dust rather than the traditional gummy only. This is a disappointment because I love sour candies and these got sweet very fast, it teases and doesn’t commit to being sour at all. Pink might be pink lemonade, definitely a sharp metallic weedy taste to it but it’s not bad. I prefer edibles to be 20mg and properly sour, so I doubt I’d buy these but if you like to microdose, the taste is quite bearable. Heh heh bear.
Weed -
7 grams of Island Sweet Skunk (a personal favorite) - 8/10
Taste is creamier and skunkier than I expected but enjoyably smooth. Far more giggly of a strain experience than I expected. Cohort suggested it might be GSC instead, I think it might be Citrus Skunk, either way a good sativa. Just not as, well, islandy as I hoped. Definitely more skunk than fruit. Tastes good though and a fair price, I’m not upset I snatched some even if I’m not sure it’s actually the strain it’s named. I had some ISS recently that was like being assaulted by a pineapple, so far this is a very different flavor profile.
Samples -
Purple Space Cookies - 6.5/10
An attractive and beefy sample, beautiful rich purple coloration. Just on the verge of ‘too dry’, slightly aromatic with a plum and scent. The high was very unremarkable and not very powerful. Deceptively attractive.
Phantom OG - 7/10
Not bad, a sweet and creamy taste and smell. High was relaxing. Cure is a bit on the dry side. Not particularly remarkable but definitely had more power than the PSC. A lazy strain. Not so much my style.
Rockstar - 7.2/10
Smalls. Almost no smell, what it has is earthy and sweet. The cure is actually very good, very dense, not dry at all, spongy and fresh. Definitely need a grinder, you can’t finger-bust these even though they’re tiny. The flavor was moderate but present, and the high was easily the best part of this Rockstar variation. Hit me like a party bus! It did make me cough even though I dry herb vape. I probably wouldn’t buy it because of how it made me cough but I did enjoy the high from it. It was impressively potent and while small, the nuggets were perfection, groomed astronomically tight.
Death Star OG- 7.5/10
Nice example of a nugget, a perfect cure, not dry in any way, a gassy aroma and flavor which goes down creamy and smooth, no coughing. An excellent painkilling effect immediately kicked in and my anxiety was blasted into an asteroid field which became bearable. There’s that word again.
Black Diamond - 8.2/10
Best of the bunch. Nice quality nuggets with a thick dusting of white crystals and black leaves, photogenic in quality. Again, a good humidity, though you could get away with ripping it up, it wouldn’t crumble. The smell is faintly citrusy underneath the gassiness, and though it’s not the most gassy, the flavor all mingles together to create something herbal and approachable. Vapor quality held up for a long session and maintained a bit of a fennel taste to the end. Definitely falls into the black jellybean category, a few sharper notes of pepper and gassy chemical liquorice. I’ve been having a bad day and this one finally brought me to a happy and non-painful place. There is no question of strain continuity here, this is definitely Black Diamond, and a decent example of it too.
If you want to, feel free to try DNMN, their prices are fair and their product so far is quite enjoyable.
Thanks.
0Bud Cheap June 10 2019 -
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Signup - Super easy, no ID required.
Package/shipping - In a standard bag with a single opaque vacuum seal layer containing the marijuana in jars, which created a sense of dis...cretion. In fact, I was VERY confused when I got the package, I grabbed it and was like “I didn’t order extracts, did I forget I ordered cosmetics or glitter or something?”
Perks for you - $25 of points to use towards your first order after signing up (or I guess you could hold onto them if you wanted) and a rewards program and referral bonuses.
Perks for me - I received this package for free with the assumption and agreement with Bud Cheap that I would write them a review of the style I produce. This is that review.
Customer Service - They’ve been nice and prompt in their emails, and honestly, how can I complain about customer service that contacted ME to ask if I wanted free review weed. 10/10 customer service. ;)
The Buds - 4 curated samples. These are flawless nuggets of marijuana perfection, selected for their beauty and potency. When I cut the vacuum sealer open, WHAM, this scent cloud just assaulted me.
Death Bubba - 6/10
Tight nugget with a close trim, gassy smell with a bit of a chemical warming note to it. Harsher smoke that was reluctant to stay lit and burnt down to a dark gray. Also a bit harsh in the vape, though it’s relatively potent and provided decent pain relieving effects on a couple of small bits of the nugget. I would say this was the least remarkable of the set.
Blue Fin Tuna - 8/10
More like Blue FINE Tuna. Not too smelly, but the flavor is powerful, mouth invading, and makes me super hungry for a tuna sandwich, but if I open a can my cat will teleport over even though it’s not for him. So instead I’m eating leftover mall sushi from several hours ago. This might be a mistake. Anyway,
^That’s when the couchlock took hold and came back a day later to find I hadn’t finished writing the sentence. The sushi didn’t make me sick, but the weed sure stoned me hard! While it wasn’t quite as good as the preserved-in-can variant from Gas Garden, I would say it was still quite good. For someone without the GGCans budget, the budget Blue Fin Tuna would be a perfectly grand alternative.
It did burn pretty dark though the flavor was great and it wasn’t harsh.
Zombie OG - 9/10
Nose curlingly joyful smell wafts from this dank AF dense nugget of goodness. A warming flavor that reminds me of tea and nuts. The high kicked in fast and hard, the vapor stayed thick and it kept a flavor throughout the vaping experience. I would definitely buy this again. And since it’s a $140 ounce, I probably will. Once I got it lit, it burned flavorful and clean, to a darker gray ash.
Trainwreck - 7.8/10
Very potent. Beautiful nugget, flawless grooming job, nice density with a good bit of humidity spring still. Was torn up into a pile of delicious crystally goodness which lasted for a long vaporization session with thick vapor full of flavor. Ran into my brain like a train, one bowl was enough to wake my appetite and get my mind active in that classic ‘sativa’ way. Bright and clear high which tastes clean and gassy.
The taste of the smoke is unremarkable and it burns very dark.
In closing -
Bud Cheap appears to be a great newer option for low cost ounces. They stick mostly with ounces, and those roll as low as $79 as of today. Madness. Sparta? I definitely recommend and I will be taking a look at them periodically myself due to their sweet prices.
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Signup - Super easy, no ID required.
Package/shipping - In a standard bag with a single opaque vacuum seal layer containing the marijuana in jars, which created a sense of dis...cretion. In fact, I was VERY confused when I got the package, I grabbed it and was like “I didn’t order extracts, did I forget I ordered cosmetics or glitter or something?”
Perks for you - $25 of points to use towards your first order after signing up (or I guess you could hold onto them if you wanted) and a rewards program and referral bonuses.
Perks for me - I received this package for free with the assumption and agreement with Bud Cheap that I would write them a review of the style I produce. This is that review.
Customer Service - They’ve been nice and prompt in their emails, and honestly, how can I complain about customer service that contacted ME to ask if I wanted free review weed. 10/10 customer service. ;)
The Buds - 4 curated samples. These are flawless nuggets of marijuana perfection, selected for their beauty and potency. When I cut the vacuum sealer open, WHAM, this scent cloud just assaulted me.
Death Bubba - 6/10
Tight nugget with a close trim, gassy smell with a bit of a chemical warming note to it. Harsher smoke that was reluctant to stay lit and burnt down to a dark gray. Also a bit harsh in the vape, though it’s relatively potent and provided decent pain relieving effects on a couple of small bits of the nugget. I would say this was the least remarkable of the set.
Blue Fin Tuna - 8/10
More like Blue FINE Tuna. Not too smelly, but the flavor is powerful, mouth invading, and makes me super hungry for a tuna sandwich, but if I open a can my cat will teleport over even though it’s not for him. So instead I’m eating leftover mall sushi from several hours ago. This might be a mistake. Anyway,
^That’s when the couchlock took hold and came back a day later to find I hadn’t finished writing the sentence. The sushi didn’t make me sick, but the weed sure stoned me hard! While it wasn’t quite as good as the preserved-in-can variant from Gas Garden, I would say it was still quite good. For someone without the GGCans budget, the budget Blue Fin Tuna would be a perfectly grand alternative.
It did burn pretty dark though the flavor was great and it wasn’t harsh.
Zombie OG - 9/10
Nose curlingly joyful smell wafts from this dank AF dense nugget of goodness. A warming flavor that reminds me of tea and nuts. The high kicked in fast and hard, the vapor stayed thick and it kept a flavor throughout the vaping experience. I would definitely buy this again. And since it’s a $140 ounce, I probably will. Once I got it lit, it burned flavorful and clean, to a darker gray ash.
Trainwreck - 7.8/10
Very potent. Beautiful nugget, flawless grooming job, nice density with a good bit of humidity spring still. Was torn up into a pile of delicious crystally goodness which lasted for a long vaporization session with thick vapor full of flavor. Ran into my brain like a train, one bowl was enough to wake my appetite and get my mind active in that classic ‘sativa’ way. Bright and clear high which tastes clean and gassy.
The taste of the smoke is unremarkable and it burns very dark.
In closing -
Bud Cheap appears to be a great newer option for low cost ounces. They stick mostly with ounces, and those roll as low as $79 as of today. Madness. Sparta? I definitely recommend and I will be taking a look at them periodically myself due to their sweet prices.
0Signup - I didn’t. Arranged through the forum. I believe ID required.
Package/shipping - In a much larger box than necessary, which does make it very unlikely to be stolen. While nothing was externally vacuum packed, the nugs were all sealed into their own individual gram bags, so no smell... escaped. The packaging was all themed light green, which I found extremely enjoyable and cute as a spring package.
Perks for you - Right now ounces are on sale for $160! A fine price for marijuanas, I think.
Perks for me - They sent me three grams of marijuana and a set of tips for joints. To make zigzags I assume? I’ve just been ripping off parts of packaging and business cards until now, I’ve never seen this before. Also two stickers were included, one of which I added to my marijuana jar (the Doobie one) and the other one I’ll save for when I start stickering a new jar. Finally, they included a lighter. Overall very thoughtful package assembly, I suppose they have one size of box, it did feel like I was receiving a delightful gift which I got to open and unwrap.
Customer Service - Perhaps a bit discombobulated, because I’m sure I asked if I could buy some additional marijuana on top of the three free samples they were going to send me and the package is here and I never got a response. To be fair, I’m a bit discombobulated too and it was 4/20 week. Madness in the world of marijuana.
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Bud -
Snow White AAAA - 8/10
Powerful smell of earth and coffee, shiny all the way through, with dark brown hairs. The flavor is more like soup, gas, oh boy… spices and coffee? It’s a very complex vapor. By George, I think there’s some skunk in here! It gets better and better with each hit, plastering a smile on my freakin face like nobody’s business, making me cry from joy. I’m probably ascending into a higher life form. It’s a nice nug too. Does not create the sense that my consciousness is being sucked into my forehead or glued to the couch. I believe the word for which I’m searching is “euphoria”.
Burned to a mix of white and gray and dark ash, and stayed lit.
Straw Jerry AAAA - 6/10
Has a light warming smell, the nug is densely coated with trichomes. It tasted as little as it smelled, and I wouldn’t call it too remarkable, although I do feel happy. While it looks beautiful, one bowl didn’t knock me into space like the other two samples from SupHerbs did, instead it just left me feeling a little bit of a mood boost and reduced my decision making skills to “acquire pizza from external delivery source.” Smoke is unremarkable, not really harsh, burns quite black and was very difficult to convince the bowl to stay lit, I had to relight for each hit I took off the pipe.
Pineapple Express AAA - 8.5/10
A delicate nug with a healthy crust of shine and a faint smell of pineapple. One vape hit is delightfully sweet and pungent, exactly what I expect from the classic strain. The flavor throughout remained amazing, and one bowl sent me into a sativa energy rush where I did the dishes and made a stir fry and pyrogies and overall, had a good time. I genuinely enjoyed the experience, the potency was on point, I’d buy this again from SupHerbs. The high was clear, long lasting, functional, and the price is right at $160 an ounce. It’s rated as a trip but will take you on a trip!
In closing: SupHerbs, thanks for the awesome package. I’m sure we’ll be seeing some great things from your people in the future. I genuinely enjoyed the package and presentation, and will likely be visiting them in the future, impressed by both the PE and the Snow White. Loved the stickers. Poor Jerrys. I think that was the most attractive nugshot too!
Package/shipping - In a much larger box than necessary, which does make it very unlikely to be stolen. While nothing was externally vacuum packed, the nugs were all sealed into their own individual gram bags, so no smell... escaped. The packaging was all themed light green, which I found extremely enjoyable and cute as a spring package.
Perks for you - Right now ounces are on sale for $160! A fine price for marijuanas, I think.
Perks for me - They sent me three grams of marijuana and a set of tips for joints. To make zigzags I assume? I’ve just been ripping off parts of packaging and business cards until now, I’ve never seen this before. Also two stickers were included, one of which I added to my marijuana jar (the Doobie one) and the other one I’ll save for when I start stickering a new jar. Finally, they included a lighter. Overall very thoughtful package assembly, I suppose they have one size of box, it did feel like I was receiving a delightful gift which I got to open and unwrap.
Customer Service - Perhaps a bit discombobulated, because I’m sure I asked if I could buy some additional marijuana on top of the three free samples they were going to send me and the package is here and I never got a response. To be fair, I’m a bit discombobulated too and it was 4/20 week. Madness in the world of marijuana.
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Bud -
Snow White AAAA - 8/10
Powerful smell of earth and coffee, shiny all the way through, with dark brown hairs. The flavor is more like soup, gas, oh boy… spices and coffee? It’s a very complex vapor. By George, I think there’s some skunk in here! It gets better and better with each hit, plastering a smile on my freakin face like nobody’s business, making me cry from joy. I’m probably ascending into a higher life form. It’s a nice nug too. Does not create the sense that my consciousness is being sucked into my forehead or glued to the couch. I believe the word for which I’m searching is “euphoria”.
Burned to a mix of white and gray and dark ash, and stayed lit.
Straw Jerry AAAA - 6/10
Has a light warming smell, the nug is densely coated with trichomes. It tasted as little as it smelled, and I wouldn’t call it too remarkable, although I do feel happy. While it looks beautiful, one bowl didn’t knock me into space like the other two samples from SupHerbs did, instead it just left me feeling a little bit of a mood boost and reduced my decision making skills to “acquire pizza from external delivery source.” Smoke is unremarkable, not really harsh, burns quite black and was very difficult to convince the bowl to stay lit, I had to relight for each hit I took off the pipe.
Pineapple Express AAA - 8.5/10
A delicate nug with a healthy crust of shine and a faint smell of pineapple. One vape hit is delightfully sweet and pungent, exactly what I expect from the classic strain. The flavor throughout remained amazing, and one bowl sent me into a sativa energy rush where I did the dishes and made a stir fry and pyrogies and overall, had a good time. I genuinely enjoyed the experience, the potency was on point, I’d buy this again from SupHerbs. The high was clear, long lasting, functional, and the price is right at $160 an ounce. It’s rated as a trip but will take you on a trip!
In closing: SupHerbs, thanks for the awesome package. I’m sure we’ll be seeing some great things from your people in the future. I genuinely enjoyed the package and presentation, and will likely be visiting them in the future, impressed by both the PE and the Snow White. Loved the stickers. Poor Jerrys. I think that was the most attractive nugshot too!
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Grass-station 9/10 - Does one thing and does it well.
Packaging/shipping - Vacuum sealed in a bubble wrap envelope. Generous amount of bubble wrap this time around, and everything was sealed as a unit rather than singles.
Customer Service - They have switched over to a Pastebin site ...for security. That can be found here: raw/3AW4ANqG
Ordering is email-based only.
They told me they’d rather stop accepting new customers than charge $60 for a single gram of resin or sauce, so once they hit their reasonable limit of what they can manage, they won’t be dealing to randoms. Their customer service and dedication to providing cheap single grams of HVE products is remarkable. Also I’m pretty sure I have bonded with the Grass Station guy. We totally chat about more than just drugs. ’A guy’ obtained!
Perks - Free shipping after $200, reasonably priced single grams of sauce and live resin from HVE. Also cartridges for your pen thingies.
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Concentrates
MKUltra Live Resin - 8.1/10
Like getting punched in the brain with tiredness. Never found I could make any clear notes on it because it was such a hard hitting indica, I was promptly unable to move or do anything other than sleep. I like the flavor, which is piney and sweet. Probably one of my favorite indica experiences.
Cheesequake Live Resin - 8.2/10
Intensely flavorful in an alarming cheesy fashion. Like cream cheese, or cottage cheese. This messes with my head a bit. I have mixed feelings about it, and much less mixed feelings about their new menu item which is Cheesequake + Strawberry Fields, which sounds like an amazing experience. The high is hard to define, on one hand it seems to go straight to my head, but then I realize I can’t make my lower body move. I like it but not for working. One thing that’s consistent is how it holds its flavor throughout the experience.
Mimosa Sauce - 8/10
This is the first time I’ve had any issues with the product moving around in transit, and it got all over the protective lil bit. Glass jars just aren’t quite as reclaimable as silicone but I managed to get most of it back into the jar.
I’ve never really had a mimosa, but I believe it’s orange juice and white wine or something otherwise acceptable? Sorry, I usually drink red wine and challenging beers, but this does taste to me like what a lady’s breakfast cocktail should be like, except with the bonus of being weed that will not make me drunk, all pluses. I’m way into getting high versus drunk, ya’ll. Anyway, orange notes cut with a bit of being hit in the face by a potent truck. So, this is also a weirdly blended high that makes my limbs melt back into my body and my brain light up. Great taste, but again, not so perfect to work with, making me favor the SF OG.
.5g Samples- While I don’t believe they normally offer samples, I was told they received a few from HVE from their order, and they asked if I would like a couple on my next order. :) The customer fishing worked, because of course I ordered again. I would order both of these products if they were available.
SF OG Sauce - 9/10
Piney, easy to vaporize, goes down like silk. I like the flavor and the effects, I’ve pulled it out while working a couple of times and found it overall extremely enjoyable. Makes me alert and focused. Quickly grew on me. Definitely would buy this one.
Strawberry Bubba Sauce - ≈ / 10
This strain will forever bear a special place on my arm, because I fucked up with my vaporizer and poured 420F dab onto my left arm. I’m pretty sure I just gave myself a second degree burn. My normal first aid treatment is “put weed on it” so I guess I got that one covered… I don’t think I can be non-biased towards Strawberry Bubba. We are blood siblings now or something. It tastes like the memory of the pain I experienced.
Not really fruity, hops forward, the flavor of the ‘strawberry’ strain comes through. It was obviously potent enough to keep me from screaming, so… there’s that… I assume it’s got some indica leanings from the Bubba lineage found in the sauce. It’s a good product. $60 from SG good... well... maybe, maybe not, depends how bad you want it. =P
In closing: I am happy to recommend Grass-Station as my personal choice for HVE dabs. Obviously I keep using them so y’know, good times, good times, very high, woooo.
Packaging/shipping - Vacuum sealed in a bubble wrap envelope. Generous amount of bubble wrap this time around, and everything was sealed as a unit rather than singles.
Customer Service - They have switched over to a Pastebin site ...for security. That can be found here: raw/3AW4ANqG
Ordering is email-based only.
They told me they’d rather stop accepting new customers than charge $60 for a single gram of resin or sauce, so once they hit their reasonable limit of what they can manage, they won’t be dealing to randoms. Their customer service and dedication to providing cheap single grams of HVE products is remarkable. Also I’m pretty sure I have bonded with the Grass Station guy. We totally chat about more than just drugs. ’A guy’ obtained!
Perks - Free shipping after $200, reasonably priced single grams of sauce and live resin from HVE. Also cartridges for your pen thingies.
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Concentrates
MKUltra Live Resin - 8.1/10
Like getting punched in the brain with tiredness. Never found I could make any clear notes on it because it was such a hard hitting indica, I was promptly unable to move or do anything other than sleep. I like the flavor, which is piney and sweet. Probably one of my favorite indica experiences.
Cheesequake Live Resin - 8.2/10
Intensely flavorful in an alarming cheesy fashion. Like cream cheese, or cottage cheese. This messes with my head a bit. I have mixed feelings about it, and much less mixed feelings about their new menu item which is Cheesequake + Strawberry Fields, which sounds like an amazing experience. The high is hard to define, on one hand it seems to go straight to my head, but then I realize I can’t make my lower body move. I like it but not for working. One thing that’s consistent is how it holds its flavor throughout the experience.
Mimosa Sauce - 8/10
This is the first time I’ve had any issues with the product moving around in transit, and it got all over the protective lil bit. Glass jars just aren’t quite as reclaimable as silicone but I managed to get most of it back into the jar.
I’ve never really had a mimosa, but I believe it’s orange juice and white wine or something otherwise acceptable? Sorry, I usually drink red wine and challenging beers, but this does taste to me like what a lady’s breakfast cocktail should be like, except with the bonus of being weed that will not make me drunk, all pluses. I’m way into getting high versus drunk, ya’ll. Anyway, orange notes cut with a bit of being hit in the face by a potent truck. So, this is also a weirdly blended high that makes my limbs melt back into my body and my brain light up. Great taste, but again, not so perfect to work with, making me favor the SF OG.
.5g Samples- While I don’t believe they normally offer samples, I was told they received a few from HVE from their order, and they asked if I would like a couple on my next order. :) The customer fishing worked, because of course I ordered again. I would order both of these products if they were available.
SF OG Sauce - 9/10
Piney, easy to vaporize, goes down like silk. I like the flavor and the effects, I’ve pulled it out while working a couple of times and found it overall extremely enjoyable. Makes me alert and focused. Quickly grew on me. Definitely would buy this one.
Strawberry Bubba Sauce - ≈ / 10
This strain will forever bear a special place on my arm, because I fucked up with my vaporizer and poured 420F dab onto my left arm. I’m pretty sure I just gave myself a second degree burn. My normal first aid treatment is “put weed on it” so I guess I got that one covered… I don’t think I can be non-biased towards Strawberry Bubba. We are blood siblings now or something. It tastes like the memory of the pain I experienced.
Not really fruity, hops forward, the flavor of the ‘strawberry’ strain comes through. It was obviously potent enough to keep me from screaming, so… there’s that… I assume it’s got some indica leanings from the Bubba lineage found in the sauce. It’s a good product. $60 from SG good... well... maybe, maybe not, depends how bad you want it. =P
In closing: I am happy to recommend Grass-Station as my personal choice for HVE dabs. Obviously I keep using them so y’know, good times, good times, very high, woooo.
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Gas Garden
Packaging/shipping - In a box with thankfully multiple layers of vacuum sealing (cans, samples, and on the exterior too) because these products REEK. The cans might have held the smell in through shipping but the samples were rearing to be noticed. Almost everything is completely... customized to the Gas Garden name brand, with custom stickers missing only on a couple of product samples which aren’t on the menu.
Customer Service - Ordering is email only (ggcans at protonmail). We had a hiccup but I think we’re still friends, after all, I did still get my weed this week. Important: they took responsibility for the mistake they made and offered free samples as compensation for annoyance endured on my part.
Perks - This is a normal purchase, samples were given as compensation for the order delay. Gas Garden sells sealed tuna cans of quad products. I made a normal order, and was given five samples for the pain. Also I was given three stickers, though due to how they were in the box, I cut one of them in opening. Oops. I used the damaged sticker to cover some cracks on my tablet.
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Flower cans
Ghost Train Haze - 9.5/10
Pungency which strikes you upon cracking open the can, could be weaponized. Absolutely mouth coating flavor. It’s a hard hitting sativa powerhouse that smells like uh, cat pee and moldering lemon/limes made into a fermented cocktail... it’s a shocking mouth coating flavor which isn’t quite as bad as it sounds, but it has quite a lot of distinguished flavor which does not fit the classic pine/skunk/gas paradigm, so I feel I should warn you. Any hazes are known for having a foul flavor, and it’s not mediated by the trainwreck’s more gassy/leathery notes, only amplified.
Definitely a daytime strain. Crush everything.
Burns down to a white and gray ash, a blend of coloration, the intense flavor is less mouth caking in smoke format and instead of wanting to immediately brush my teeth, it just leaves me in mind of a fermented lemon rind. This strain would pair nicely with a whiskey sour for those who like to mix their experiences, but not an IPA, because it would argue constantly with the hops. It tastes pretty similar, but in a way that would not pair well.
I handed the can to a weed newbie and he said, “it smells fruity!” and appeared shocked that weed could smell like that. We passed it around and everyone agreed “this is the good stuff.” it was called ’fruit salad’ etc. Shockingly powerful.
Blue Fin Tuna - 8.2/10
The only primarily popcorn option. The coloration within is pinkish purple, not unlike a tuna, however, the aroma is more of coffee and gas than of fish. Do not be afraid of the name. Now, smoked, this beastly strain is about as gassy as I’d expect sucking on a tail pipe would be, and it has a bit of according harshness, it hits like a truck, and reduces to a gray-white ash, maintaining its light in the pipe. The gas and diesel notes are not remotely skunky to me, and mellow out in the vape. I know other people have received larger nugs, and the quality of the flavor and high is just too good to knock too many points off.
Lemon Pie - 9.7/10
Tastes unnervingly like lemon pie, has a distinct note of bread which tempers the usual harshness of the lemon strain. Aside from the obvious sweet lemon bread notes which invoke the classic pie, there’s a bit of something floral, perfumed, and intoxicating, the smell is powerful and the flavor is mouth coating. The nugs are extremely fresh, high humidity, and more fluffy than dense, easily broken up with my fingers, and pretty much necessary, as I found it made my small grinder too sticky to easily tear up and my large grinder left large bits of it untouched, as it would simply fall through the holes. Maybe a job for the good ol two part grinder–there’s a reason I have several.
It’s at a perfect sealed 62% humidity, and smokes flawlessly, holding a cherry in the pipe with one light rather than going out if I pause to exhale, down to white ash. It leaves my mouth tasting like I enjoyed some lemon pie, and that’s pretty nice.
Blue Comatose - 8.8/10
Perfect cure, breaks apart with sticky reluctance, caked in crystals. An absolutely perfect nug experience, this is exactly what I love to receive–a big ol nug which has sparkly chunks waiting to be pried free and ground up. The high was a brain melter, not great for getting work done.
Reduces to a dark ash, I found it was stubborn when it came to convincing it to stay lit. Flavorful smoke with notes of blueberry and mint. Not the best for smoking though, due to being a bit too humid still, I think.
Samples -
Black Mamba (unlisted at the time I received it but I heard someone got it in a can so maybe it’s up now) - 8.5/10
Tastes gassy, vanilla, creamy, and maybe a little bit like liquorice. It’s very pleasant. Burns pretty black, but the smoke is smooth in taste and rich with flavor, overall very enjoyable experience and I’d definitely consider buying a can.
Platinum Cookies (unlisted) - 8.5/10
Outstanding nug. More white than green, delicate aroma of lemon cookies, I would be very happy to eat this, except no, I’m going to vape it. Sticky, delicate, not crunchy, not hard. I love the taste of the vapor, and would be happy to buy this strain in a can. It doesn’t hold up smoked, though, being quite harsh and burning dark. The taste is nice (again, lemon cookies)
Trainwreck (unlisted) - 8/10
Tastes exactly like I expect from the strain. Fluffy fresh nugs with a sticky consistency, aromatic, not crumbly in the least. Smoke isn’t remarkable, goes quite dark and very gassy. More complexity of flavor is preserved in the vape. It’s earthy and a bit coffee-like, but that’s about as interesting as the notes get. The high comes on like a trainwreck, though.
Watermelon Kush (available in cans) - 8.2/10
Extremely powerful aroma, reminds me of a candy shop. Truly delicious and exciting nose, a good reminder of what marijuana is possible of achieving. I’d definitely consider buying a can of this one. The sweet smell really fills the air whenever I’ve interacted with this nugget of goodness. Burns fairly dark, the smoke is sweet and delicate though, well worth whatever damage it might be permanently doing to my poor asthmatic oxygen filters.
Pink Kush (available in cans) 8/10
The best Pink Kush I’ve tried to date, and I’ve tried several. The smoke is gassy and sweet, with a vanilla overtone. Very nice. Smokes to a gray-white.
In closing: Some of these are as close to perfect as I can imagine. Others, like the Blue Fin Tuna, struck me as more AAA+, not quite as good but still very good, everything was cured perfectly, flavorful options across the board.
Their pricing:
1 can (1/4) -60$
4 cans (1oz)- 200$ 25$ shipping
8 cans (2oz) - 380$
16 cans (qp)- 650$
32 cans (hp) - 1200$ 50$ Shipping
50 cans - 1800$
Packaging/shipping - In a box with thankfully multiple layers of vacuum sealing (cans, samples, and on the exterior too) because these products REEK. The cans might have held the smell in through shipping but the samples were rearing to be noticed. Almost everything is completely... customized to the Gas Garden name brand, with custom stickers missing only on a couple of product samples which aren’t on the menu.
Customer Service - Ordering is email only (ggcans at protonmail). We had a hiccup but I think we’re still friends, after all, I did still get my weed this week. Important: they took responsibility for the mistake they made and offered free samples as compensation for annoyance endured on my part.
Perks - This is a normal purchase, samples were given as compensation for the order delay. Gas Garden sells sealed tuna cans of quad products. I made a normal order, and was given five samples for the pain. Also I was given three stickers, though due to how they were in the box, I cut one of them in opening. Oops. I used the damaged sticker to cover some cracks on my tablet.
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Flower cans
Ghost Train Haze - 9.5/10
Pungency which strikes you upon cracking open the can, could be weaponized. Absolutely mouth coating flavor. It’s a hard hitting sativa powerhouse that smells like uh, cat pee and moldering lemon/limes made into a fermented cocktail... it’s a shocking mouth coating flavor which isn’t quite as bad as it sounds, but it has quite a lot of distinguished flavor which does not fit the classic pine/skunk/gas paradigm, so I feel I should warn you. Any hazes are known for having a foul flavor, and it’s not mediated by the trainwreck’s more gassy/leathery notes, only amplified.
Definitely a daytime strain. Crush everything.
Burns down to a white and gray ash, a blend of coloration, the intense flavor is less mouth caking in smoke format and instead of wanting to immediately brush my teeth, it just leaves me in mind of a fermented lemon rind. This strain would pair nicely with a whiskey sour for those who like to mix their experiences, but not an IPA, because it would argue constantly with the hops. It tastes pretty similar, but in a way that would not pair well.
I handed the can to a weed newbie and he said, “it smells fruity!” and appeared shocked that weed could smell like that. We passed it around and everyone agreed “this is the good stuff.” it was called ’fruit salad’ etc. Shockingly powerful.
Blue Fin Tuna - 8.2/10
The only primarily popcorn option. The coloration within is pinkish purple, not unlike a tuna, however, the aroma is more of coffee and gas than of fish. Do not be afraid of the name. Now, smoked, this beastly strain is about as gassy as I’d expect sucking on a tail pipe would be, and it has a bit of according harshness, it hits like a truck, and reduces to a gray-white ash, maintaining its light in the pipe. The gas and diesel notes are not remotely skunky to me, and mellow out in the vape. I know other people have received larger nugs, and the quality of the flavor and high is just too good to knock too many points off.
Lemon Pie - 9.7/10
Tastes unnervingly like lemon pie, has a distinct note of bread which tempers the usual harshness of the lemon strain. Aside from the obvious sweet lemon bread notes which invoke the classic pie, there’s a bit of something floral, perfumed, and intoxicating, the smell is powerful and the flavor is mouth coating. The nugs are extremely fresh, high humidity, and more fluffy than dense, easily broken up with my fingers, and pretty much necessary, as I found it made my small grinder too sticky to easily tear up and my large grinder left large bits of it untouched, as it would simply fall through the holes. Maybe a job for the good ol two part grinder–there’s a reason I have several.
It’s at a perfect sealed 62% humidity, and smokes flawlessly, holding a cherry in the pipe with one light rather than going out if I pause to exhale, down to white ash. It leaves my mouth tasting like I enjoyed some lemon pie, and that’s pretty nice.
Blue Comatose - 8.8/10
Perfect cure, breaks apart with sticky reluctance, caked in crystals. An absolutely perfect nug experience, this is exactly what I love to receive–a big ol nug which has sparkly chunks waiting to be pried free and ground up. The high was a brain melter, not great for getting work done.
Reduces to a dark ash, I found it was stubborn when it came to convincing it to stay lit. Flavorful smoke with notes of blueberry and mint. Not the best for smoking though, due to being a bit too humid still, I think.
Samples -
Black Mamba (unlisted at the time I received it but I heard someone got it in a can so maybe it’s up now) - 8.5/10
Tastes gassy, vanilla, creamy, and maybe a little bit like liquorice. It’s very pleasant. Burns pretty black, but the smoke is smooth in taste and rich with flavor, overall very enjoyable experience and I’d definitely consider buying a can.
Platinum Cookies (unlisted) - 8.5/10
Outstanding nug. More white than green, delicate aroma of lemon cookies, I would be very happy to eat this, except no, I’m going to vape it. Sticky, delicate, not crunchy, not hard. I love the taste of the vapor, and would be happy to buy this strain in a can. It doesn’t hold up smoked, though, being quite harsh and burning dark. The taste is nice (again, lemon cookies)
Trainwreck (unlisted) - 8/10
Tastes exactly like I expect from the strain. Fluffy fresh nugs with a sticky consistency, aromatic, not crumbly in the least. Smoke isn’t remarkable, goes quite dark and very gassy. More complexity of flavor is preserved in the vape. It’s earthy and a bit coffee-like, but that’s about as interesting as the notes get. The high comes on like a trainwreck, though.
Watermelon Kush (available in cans) - 8.2/10
Extremely powerful aroma, reminds me of a candy shop. Truly delicious and exciting nose, a good reminder of what marijuana is possible of achieving. I’d definitely consider buying a can of this one. The sweet smell really fills the air whenever I’ve interacted with this nugget of goodness. Burns fairly dark, the smoke is sweet and delicate though, well worth whatever damage it might be permanently doing to my poor asthmatic oxygen filters.
Pink Kush (available in cans) 8/10
The best Pink Kush I’ve tried to date, and I’ve tried several. The smoke is gassy and sweet, with a vanilla overtone. Very nice. Smokes to a gray-white.
In closing: Some of these are as close to perfect as I can imagine. Others, like the Blue Fin Tuna, struck me as more AAA+, not quite as good but still very good, everything was cured perfectly, flavorful options across the board.
Their pricing:
1 can (1/4) -60$
4 cans (1oz)- 200$ 25$ shipping
8 cans (2oz) - 380$
16 cans (qp)- 650$
32 cans (hp) - 1200$ 50$ Shipping
50 cans - 1800$
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Sovrin Extracts
Packaging/shipping - Thoroughly protected, there were multiple layers of bubble wrap mailer plus vacuum seal, and inside, their own branded packaging, which is downright luxurious with spot gold text.
Customer Service - Sovrin is preparing to give a luxury experience... to their clientele and right now they’re maintaining that illusion well. I didn’t experience any ‘customer service issues’ so I can only say they seem nice enough.
Their website strikes me as the sort of thing that wants to be a purse or perfume or fine leather product brand, it’s very fancy. While the top menu is a bit challenging to read being gray on white, it includes a noteworthy offering–lab results! One thing of note is that they do not sell direct to consumer, but intend to offer their products through other MoMs, or as wholesale. They have a list of MoMs who sell their products, none of which I’ve used before, so I can’t vouch for any of them. This review was arranged by Sovrin directly, and any of the resellers would have to arrange a review with me independently.
Perks - This package was provided free of charge by Sovrin Extracts for the express purpose of me reviewing their products and service. Including a free vape.
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Vape - Comes in a little black compact which won’t close if you put a cartridge container into it in its tube, unfortunately. The exterior box has spot gold, but the interior case is just a gold colored ink. It comes with the simplest vape. It appears to either have the option of screwing it into a cartridge, or screwing it into a USB charger. No buttons, just suck and instantly obtain distillate vapor, assuming a cartridge is attached. It’s matte black, velvety soft to the touch, and I enjoy the idiotproof ease of use.
Concentrates
These are all distillate cartridges with no fillers, with up to 90% THC. The bubble doesn’t drift, indicating the overall thickness of the juice within. They come in an assortment of ratios and flavors.
Gelato 1:1 Cartridge - 6.5/10
Shamefully I have never had the strain gelato before so I can’t say if it tastes like Gelato. We agree it tastes kind of like sweet soap.
I’m in line with a perfect period of time to test out pain relieving properties, so instead of taking any standard measures, I used this cartridge throughout my day and enjoyed significant pain relief, only observing a breakthrough about four hours after my last hit. Because I didn’t have to fuss with any dry herb it was very simple to take a dose here or there while working. I found the high to be extremely balanced, bringing on pain relief properties before reaching a point where I was distracted by its psychoactive properties. 1:1 is a great ratio for the medical patient looking to discreetly medicate while still receiving the specific benefits of a THC containing blend.
I tested it over my period and was able to take about 5 hits and see a significant reduction in cramps. Ultimately I didn’t really like the flavor, but this tells me the CBD content is legit! Very discrete method of delivery as well. I never pushed it so far that I actually got high, and was able to use this to reduce pain and carry on with no psychoactive effects.
Trainwreck THC Cartridge - 7/10
It tastes like what I imagine candy cigarettes would taste like if you vaporized them. It takes a few good hits to build up to a decent high, but not that long. It’s less efficient than directly combusting shatter or diamonds but faster than flower. Also, there’s no fiddly bits. I found any solid hits to be a bit rough on the throat, not going down as easily as the Gelato… the CBD seemed to be a bit more tempered, whereas the Trainwreck has a bit more of a shock.
I admit there were several moments where I observed the pen to be more convenient of a means to get high or cause pain relief than my traditional vaporizer–anything that had me away from my usual workstation where I have my desktop vaporizer set up means I use my portable vaporizer, which I make no secret of the fact that I do not personally like it. Its mouthpieces are fragile–I’ve lost one, broken another, almost broken another and did a botched repair job on it. It’s not nearly as fun to hold.
I used this as my travel vape instead of my usual herb vape for the next few times I needed to go out, and points in its favor was definitely how discrete and easy to manage it was compared to dry herb or even fussing with a dabber and a jar of concentrate or a bag of shatter, which is sometimes what I’ll choose with which to travel. It lasted for a few outings before requiring a charge which took around an hour. I got baaaaaaked very efficiently, usually I would take 3-5 hits and go on for a while. It was outright effortless and during my experience with this cartridge I was as high as I wanted as often as I wanted.
The main negative I noticed was that distillate simply felt harsher than other concentrates. I noticed this when I’ve tried e-cigarettes, I think in part the design doesn’t give the same length to allow the vapor to cool. I had a downright uncomfortable coughing fit though, and thought I might need my inhaler. I can trigger than kind of negative feedback by smoking, but I never do when I use a dry herb vape. I did not find Sovrin’s shatter to have this problem, but, the device I use for my concentrates has a longer cooling tube. I find the distillate harsher than the shatter, and it results in a coughing fit every time I have a sess, whether due to the heat being closer to my throat, or just distillate itself.
The other potential negative is something I have not experienced–apparently some people have reported clogging issues. I feel like that won’t be a problem if you go through a cartridge in a timely fashion? I haven’t managed to finish one of them yet, but it has not had any flow issues, since I’ve been using it every day, it seems to be preventing it from sticking.
In short, if you like cartridges already, by all means give Sovrin’s a go! I don’t believe I’ll be continuing to use them, and may gift the pen kit to another vaping friend of mine. :)
Blue Dream shatter - 9/10
Stinky! That’s a good sign. It isn’t pre-broken, but it has a proper pull/snap texture to it. I enjoy handling it, and find its coloration generally pleasing. While it stretches out to free the shatter from its confines, it also folds back in on itself once you put it back together. Some of the better shatter I’ve tried. If a MoM I bought from stocked Sovrin shatter I’d probably grab a gram of it with my orders. Definitely up there in the top shatters I’ve tried. Superior in flavor to King Tut’s house shatter, carries all the notes I love from Blue Dream, and it’s easy to work with due to the taffy-like consistency.
Any MoMs considering stocking their shatter, I do recommend! I’d buy it. It’s a nice AAAA grade, stinky and a good clean high. Blue Dream gives I find, a very balanced high, it worked out okay for me while I was doing photo editing and hanging out in the evening, relaxing and accompanies most snacks well, given its creamy berry notes are not obtrusive or offensive in any way. Classic strain. Great shatter.
Gear - Included a lanyard ??? and stickers !!! The lanyard is an interesting choice of perk. It doesn’t release at the back so there’s many workplaces you couldn’t–ALSO IT’S A WEED BRAND–anyway, it also won’t carry the pen vape, so I’m not sure what to use it for, but hey, free lanyard! The stickers were all beefy vinyl mofos, so I used one of them on a crack on my wacom tablet, and it looks great, it’s holding up better than the electrical tape I was using before! Certainly it’s a quality sticker. I found an immediate use for it.
Thanks for your time, readers, and for your product, Sovrin!
Packaging/shipping - Thoroughly protected, there were multiple layers of bubble wrap mailer plus vacuum seal, and inside, their own branded packaging, which is downright luxurious with spot gold text.
Customer Service - Sovrin is preparing to give a luxury experience... to their clientele and right now they’re maintaining that illusion well. I didn’t experience any ‘customer service issues’ so I can only say they seem nice enough.
Their website strikes me as the sort of thing that wants to be a purse or perfume or fine leather product brand, it’s very fancy. While the top menu is a bit challenging to read being gray on white, it includes a noteworthy offering–lab results! One thing of note is that they do not sell direct to consumer, but intend to offer their products through other MoMs, or as wholesale. They have a list of MoMs who sell their products, none of which I’ve used before, so I can’t vouch for any of them. This review was arranged by Sovrin directly, and any of the resellers would have to arrange a review with me independently.
Perks - This package was provided free of charge by Sovrin Extracts for the express purpose of me reviewing their products and service. Including a free vape.
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Vape - Comes in a little black compact which won’t close if you put a cartridge container into it in its tube, unfortunately. The exterior box has spot gold, but the interior case is just a gold colored ink. It comes with the simplest vape. It appears to either have the option of screwing it into a cartridge, or screwing it into a USB charger. No buttons, just suck and instantly obtain distillate vapor, assuming a cartridge is attached. It’s matte black, velvety soft to the touch, and I enjoy the idiotproof ease of use.
Concentrates
These are all distillate cartridges with no fillers, with up to 90% THC. The bubble doesn’t drift, indicating the overall thickness of the juice within. They come in an assortment of ratios and flavors.
Gelato 1:1 Cartridge - 6.5/10
Shamefully I have never had the strain gelato before so I can’t say if it tastes like Gelato. We agree it tastes kind of like sweet soap.
I’m in line with a perfect period of time to test out pain relieving properties, so instead of taking any standard measures, I used this cartridge throughout my day and enjoyed significant pain relief, only observing a breakthrough about four hours after my last hit. Because I didn’t have to fuss with any dry herb it was very simple to take a dose here or there while working. I found the high to be extremely balanced, bringing on pain relief properties before reaching a point where I was distracted by its psychoactive properties. 1:1 is a great ratio for the medical patient looking to discreetly medicate while still receiving the specific benefits of a THC containing blend.
I tested it over my period and was able to take about 5 hits and see a significant reduction in cramps. Ultimately I didn’t really like the flavor, but this tells me the CBD content is legit! Very discrete method of delivery as well. I never pushed it so far that I actually got high, and was able to use this to reduce pain and carry on with no psychoactive effects.
Trainwreck THC Cartridge - 7/10
It tastes like what I imagine candy cigarettes would taste like if you vaporized them. It takes a few good hits to build up to a decent high, but not that long. It’s less efficient than directly combusting shatter or diamonds but faster than flower. Also, there’s no fiddly bits. I found any solid hits to be a bit rough on the throat, not going down as easily as the Gelato… the CBD seemed to be a bit more tempered, whereas the Trainwreck has a bit more of a shock.
I admit there were several moments where I observed the pen to be more convenient of a means to get high or cause pain relief than my traditional vaporizer–anything that had me away from my usual workstation where I have my desktop vaporizer set up means I use my portable vaporizer, which I make no secret of the fact that I do not personally like it. Its mouthpieces are fragile–I’ve lost one, broken another, almost broken another and did a botched repair job on it. It’s not nearly as fun to hold.
I used this as my travel vape instead of my usual herb vape for the next few times I needed to go out, and points in its favor was definitely how discrete and easy to manage it was compared to dry herb or even fussing with a dabber and a jar of concentrate or a bag of shatter, which is sometimes what I’ll choose with which to travel. It lasted for a few outings before requiring a charge which took around an hour. I got baaaaaaked very efficiently, usually I would take 3-5 hits and go on for a while. It was outright effortless and during my experience with this cartridge I was as high as I wanted as often as I wanted.
The main negative I noticed was that distillate simply felt harsher than other concentrates. I noticed this when I’ve tried e-cigarettes, I think in part the design doesn’t give the same length to allow the vapor to cool. I had a downright uncomfortable coughing fit though, and thought I might need my inhaler. I can trigger than kind of negative feedback by smoking, but I never do when I use a dry herb vape. I did not find Sovrin’s shatter to have this problem, but, the device I use for my concentrates has a longer cooling tube. I find the distillate harsher than the shatter, and it results in a coughing fit every time I have a sess, whether due to the heat being closer to my throat, or just distillate itself.
The other potential negative is something I have not experienced–apparently some people have reported clogging issues. I feel like that won’t be a problem if you go through a cartridge in a timely fashion? I haven’t managed to finish one of them yet, but it has not had any flow issues, since I’ve been using it every day, it seems to be preventing it from sticking.
In short, if you like cartridges already, by all means give Sovrin’s a go! I don’t believe I’ll be continuing to use them, and may gift the pen kit to another vaping friend of mine. :)
Blue Dream shatter - 9/10
Stinky! That’s a good sign. It isn’t pre-broken, but it has a proper pull/snap texture to it. I enjoy handling it, and find its coloration generally pleasing. While it stretches out to free the shatter from its confines, it also folds back in on itself once you put it back together. Some of the better shatter I’ve tried. If a MoM I bought from stocked Sovrin shatter I’d probably grab a gram of it with my orders. Definitely up there in the top shatters I’ve tried. Superior in flavor to King Tut’s house shatter, carries all the notes I love from Blue Dream, and it’s easy to work with due to the taffy-like consistency.
Any MoMs considering stocking their shatter, I do recommend! I’d buy it. It’s a nice AAAA grade, stinky and a good clean high. Blue Dream gives I find, a very balanced high, it worked out okay for me while I was doing photo editing and hanging out in the evening, relaxing and accompanies most snacks well, given its creamy berry notes are not obtrusive or offensive in any way. Classic strain. Great shatter.
Gear - Included a lanyard ??? and stickers !!! The lanyard is an interesting choice of perk. It doesn’t release at the back so there’s many workplaces you couldn’t–ALSO IT’S A WEED BRAND–anyway, it also won’t carry the pen vape, so I’m not sure what to use it for, but hey, free lanyard! The stickers were all beefy vinyl mofos, so I used one of them on a crack on my wacom tablet, and it looks great, it’s holding up better than the electrical tape I was using before! Certainly it’s a quality sticker. I found an immediate use for it.
Thanks for your time, readers, and for your product, Sovrin!
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Package/shipping -
In a standard bag with a single opaque vacuum seal layer containing all of the other products which are also vacuum sealed–the 14 just in vacuum pack and the 7 grams in black baggies. The live resin came in a... jar, and the shatter came in a King Tut branded baggie wrapped in parchment paper. As is the King’s style, a free banana rolling paper was included, which makes the entire package smell like banana.
Perks for you -
There’s a 10% new customer code, points accumulation for repeat customers, regular sales on predictable sale days (next one will probably be 4/20, I hear something crazy about how KT coins might ((no promises, this is hearsay)) be worth twice as much for those who have some accumulated...), and an affiliate program to earn real actual money which can be cashed out as money or weed.
Perks for me -
This wasn’t a review package, but it was still free. I used KT coins and affiliate dollars earned from people signing up through my King Tuts affiliate code down in the shill factory to order this package! I was under no obligation to review this package but I’m doing so anyway because I review all of my cannabis now. :)
Customer Service -
The King is a customer servicing superstar. Even though I was getting free weed from them from my affiliate account, he still took great care of me. Although that might be because this means I’ve sent them a few nice customers. =P
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Bud -
Liberty Haze AAA 7/10
Absurdly flavorful and an excellent balanced sativa high. Whatever is crossed into the Haze lineage makes it taste slightly less like cat pee. Didn’t make me turn into an American, but it did free up some of my brain processing power. LIBERTYYYYY! Grinding it releases the smell without opening the grinder. This is pungent, eye-watering weed. It does kind of leave my mouth feeling like it has a ‘skin’ of the aftertaste coating my tongue. Smokes to a light gray ash.
Thin Mint AAA 6.5/10
All tiny buds, which is a bit of a nuisance. In the vape the flavor isn’t that remarkable, and smoked, it reminds me of both mint and foliage, so less of a mint cookies experience and more of a freshly picked mint from the garden experience, and in that handful you also got some basil and some parsley and some grass and some marijuana. I think I’d really like a quad example of this strain. It smokes down to a dark gray ash which was better filtered through water than alone in a pipe.
Chocolope AAA 7.5/10
Nice chunky buds. Chocolate and coffee aromatics. Not the best Chocolope I’ve had but very good for the price. After I got it they dropped it to $99 per ounce (second time that’s happened! I get a KT product and a few days later it goes on sale! AAH) and it’s likely all gone by now. So why gush about bygones. :(
LSD AAA 6/10
Smells EXACTLY like lemon. A bit on the fluffy/dry side, not so bad it crumbles, but it’s easy to finger bust. The aromatics are nice, but not so intense one could use it as a car freshener. The vapor has a bit of a course lung feel with a heating influence, and exhaling through my nose reminds me of lemon cough drops. While it tasted nice, and the flavor held out in the vape for a decent amount of time, I didn’t love the high, which only heightened my anxiety and made my head feel like it was lurching, its effects breeching into psychedelic and definitely a bit paranoia. Smokes down to white ash and leaves the inside of my mouth feeling like I blew Mr Clean. This was only a sample, and I don’t think I’d elect to get more.
Concentrates -
King Tuts shatter - 7.7/10
Golden with a proper snap to it, an acceptable amount of flavor though unfortunately that flavor reminds me of soap, gets me good and high. It’s a decent product for the price, easy to manage and a clean vapor.
Nuken Live Resin - 8.5/10
Flavorful lemon/pine/earth notes which remind me a bit of polishing furniture. The high can go one way or the other depending on what my body needs, sometimes it’s more cerebral, sometimes more body, it’s an interesting balance. I think this is a great, well priced concentrate I can see myself buying again. Unfortunately it got stuck to the top of the lid as you’ll see in the pictures, which resulted in a tiny bit of product loss, not much though.
In closing: King Tuts has an amazing range of products for medical, recreational, super powered highs, edible, topical, head shop stuff... I’m always happy with a KT package and I’m very impressed with how far they’ve come and how much they continue to apply feedback, criticism, and the continued needs of the community to their growing range. Of course I think you should try King Tuts and do so using my URL from the shill factory if you feel so inclined.
Thanks for the awesome package, KT.
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Package/shipping -
In a standard bag with a single opaque vacuum seal layer containing all of the other products which are also vacuum sealed–the 14 just in vacuum pack and the 7 grams in black baggies. The live resin came in a... jar, and the shatter came in a King Tut branded baggie wrapped in parchment paper. As is the King’s style, a free banana rolling paper was included, which makes the entire package smell like banana.
Perks for you -
There’s a 10% new customer code, points accumulation for repeat customers, regular sales on predictable sale days (next one will probably be 4/20, I hear something crazy about how KT coins might ((no promises, this is hearsay)) be worth twice as much for those who have some accumulated...), and an affiliate program to earn real actual money which can be cashed out as money or weed.
Perks for me -
This wasn’t a review package, but it was still free. I used KT coins and affiliate dollars earned from people signing up through my King Tuts affiliate code down in the shill factory to order this package! I was under no obligation to review this package but I’m doing so anyway because I review all of my cannabis now. :)
Customer Service -
The King is a customer servicing superstar. Even though I was getting free weed from them from my affiliate account, he still took great care of me. Although that might be because this means I’ve sent them a few nice customers. =P
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Bud -
Liberty Haze AAA 7/10
Absurdly flavorful and an excellent balanced sativa high. Whatever is crossed into the Haze lineage makes it taste slightly less like cat pee. Didn’t make me turn into an American, but it did free up some of my brain processing power. LIBERTYYYYY! Grinding it releases the smell without opening the grinder. This is pungent, eye-watering weed. It does kind of leave my mouth feeling like it has a ‘skin’ of the aftertaste coating my tongue. Smokes to a light gray ash.
Thin Mint AAA 6.5/10
All tiny buds, which is a bit of a nuisance. In the vape the flavor isn’t that remarkable, and smoked, it reminds me of both mint and foliage, so less of a mint cookies experience and more of a freshly picked mint from the garden experience, and in that handful you also got some basil and some parsley and some grass and some marijuana. I think I’d really like a quad example of this strain. It smokes down to a dark gray ash which was better filtered through water than alone in a pipe.
Chocolope AAA 7.5/10
Nice chunky buds. Chocolate and coffee aromatics. Not the best Chocolope I’ve had but very good for the price. After I got it they dropped it to $99 per ounce (second time that’s happened! I get a KT product and a few days later it goes on sale! AAH) and it’s likely all gone by now. So why gush about bygones. :(
LSD AAA 6/10
Smells EXACTLY like lemon. A bit on the fluffy/dry side, not so bad it crumbles, but it’s easy to finger bust. The aromatics are nice, but not so intense one could use it as a car freshener. The vapor has a bit of a course lung feel with a heating influence, and exhaling through my nose reminds me of lemon cough drops. While it tasted nice, and the flavor held out in the vape for a decent amount of time, I didn’t love the high, which only heightened my anxiety and made my head feel like it was lurching, its effects breeching into psychedelic and definitely a bit paranoia. Smokes down to white ash and leaves the inside of my mouth feeling like I blew Mr Clean. This was only a sample, and I don’t think I’d elect to get more.
Concentrates -
King Tuts shatter - 7.7/10
Golden with a proper snap to it, an acceptable amount of flavor though unfortunately that flavor reminds me of soap, gets me good and high. It’s a decent product for the price, easy to manage and a clean vapor.
Nuken Live Resin - 8.5/10
Flavorful lemon/pine/earth notes which remind me a bit of polishing furniture. The high can go one way or the other depending on what my body needs, sometimes it’s more cerebral, sometimes more body, it’s an interesting balance. I think this is a great, well priced concentrate I can see myself buying again. Unfortunately it got stuck to the top of the lid as you’ll see in the pictures, which resulted in a tiny bit of product loss, not much though.
In closing: King Tuts has an amazing range of products for medical, recreational, super powered highs, edible, topical, head shop stuff... I’m always happy with a KT package and I’m very impressed with how far they’ve come and how much they continue to apply feedback, criticism, and the continued needs of the community to their growing range. Of course I think you should try King Tuts and do so using my URL from the shill factory if you feel so inclined.
Thanks for the awesome package, KT.
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Package/shipping -
In a standard bag with a single opaque vacuum seal layer containing all of the other products which are also vacuum sealed–the 14 just in vacuum pack and the 7 grams in black baggies. The live resin came in a... jar, and the shatter came in a King Tut branded baggie wrapped in parchment paper. As is the King’s style, a free banana rolling paper was included, which makes the entire package smell like banana.
Perks for you -
There’s a 10% new customer code, points accumulation for repeat customers, regular sales on predictable sale days (next one will probably be 4/20, I hear something crazy about how KT coins might ((no promises, this is hearsay)) be worth twice as much for those who have some accumulated...), and an affiliate program to earn real actual money which can be cashed out as money or weed.
Perks for me -
This wasn’t a review package, but it was still free. I used KT coins and affiliate dollars earned from people signing up through my King Tuts affiliate code down in the shill factory to order this package! I was under no obligation to review this package but I’m doing so anyway because I review all of my cannabis now. :)
Customer Service -
The King is a customer servicing superstar. Even though I was getting free weed from them from my affiliate account, he still took great care of me. Although that might be because this means I’ve sent them a few nice customers. =P
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Bud -
Liberty Haze AAA 7/10
Absurdly flavorful and an excellent balanced sativa high. Whatever is crossed into the Haze lineage makes it taste slightly less like cat pee. Didn’t make me turn into an American, but it did free up some of my brain processing power. LIBERTYYYYY! Grinding it releases the smell without opening the grinder. This is pungent, eye-watering weed. It does kind of leave my mouth feeling like it has a ‘skin’ of the aftertaste coating my tongue. Smokes to a light gray ash.
Thin Mint AAA 6.5/10
All tiny buds, which is a bit of a nuisance. In the vape the flavor isn’t that remarkable, and smoked, it reminds me of both mint and foliage, so less of a mint cookies experience and more of a freshly picked mint from the garden experience, and in that handful you also got some basil and some parsley and some grass and some marijuana. I think I’d really like a quad example of this strain. It smokes down to a dark gray ash which was better filtered through water than alone in a pipe.
Chocolope AAA 7.5/10
Nice chunky buds. Chocolate and coffee aromatics. Not the best Chocolope I’ve had but very good for the price. After I got it they dropped it to $99 per ounce (second time that’s happened! I get a KT product and a few days later it goes on sale! AAH) and it’s likely all gone by now. So why gush about bygones. :(
LSD AAA 6/10
Smells EXACTLY like lemon. A bit on the fluffy/dry side, not so bad it crumbles, but it’s easy to finger bust. The aromatics are nice, but not so intense one could use it as a car freshener. The vapor has a bit of a course lung feel with a heating influence, and exhaling through my nose reminds me of lemon cough drops. While it tasted nice, and the flavor held out in the vape for a decent amount of time, I didn’t love the high, which only heightened my anxiety and made my head feel like it was lurching, its effects breeching into psychedelic and definitely a bit paranoia. Smokes down to white ash and leaves the inside of my mouth feeling like I blew Mr Clean. This was only a sample, and I don’t think I’d elect to get more.
Concentrates -
King Tuts shatter - 7.7/10
Golden with a proper snap to it, an acceptable amount of flavor though unfortunately that flavor reminds me of soap, gets me good and high. It’s a decent product for the price, easy to manage and a clean vapor.
Nuken Live Resin - 8.5/10
Flavorful lemon/pine/earth notes which remind me a bit of polishing furniture. The high can go one way or the other depending on what my body needs, sometimes it’s more cerebral, sometimes more body, it’s an interesting balance. I think this is a great, well priced concentrate I can see myself buying again.
In closing: King Tuts has an amazing range of products for medical, recreational, super powered highs, edible, topical, head shop stuff... I’m always happy with a KT package and I’m very impressed with how far they’ve come and how much they continue to apply feedback, criticism, and the continued needs of the community to their growing range. Of course I think you should try King Tuts and do so using my URL from the shill factory if you feel so inclined.
Thanks for the awesome package, KT.
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Package/shipping -
In a standard bag with a single opaque vacuum seal layer containing all of the other products which are also vacuum sealed–the 14 just in vacuum pack and the 7 grams in black baggies. The live resin came in a... jar, and the shatter came in a King Tut branded baggie wrapped in parchment paper. As is the King’s style, a free banana rolling paper was included, which makes the entire package smell like banana.
Perks for you -
There’s a 10% new customer code, points accumulation for repeat customers, regular sales on predictable sale days (next one will probably be 4/20, I hear something crazy about how KT coins might ((no promises, this is hearsay)) be worth twice as much for those who have some accumulated...), and an affiliate program to earn real actual money which can be cashed out as money or weed.
Perks for me -
This wasn’t a review package, but it was still free. I used KT coins and affiliate dollars earned from people signing up through my King Tuts affiliate code down in the shill factory to order this package! I was under no obligation to review this package but I’m doing so anyway because I review all of my cannabis now. :)
Customer Service -
The King is a customer servicing superstar. Even though I was getting free weed from them from my affiliate account, he still took great care of me. Although that might be because this means I’ve sent them a few nice customers. =P
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Bud -
Liberty Haze AAA 7/10
Absurdly flavorful and an excellent balanced sativa high. Whatever is crossed into the Haze lineage makes it taste slightly less like cat pee. Didn’t make me turn into an American, but it did free up some of my brain processing power. LIBERTYYYYY! Grinding it releases the smell without opening the grinder. This is pungent, eye-watering weed. It does kind of leave my mouth feeling like it has a ‘skin’ of the aftertaste coating my tongue. Smokes to a light gray ash.
Thin Mint AAA 6.5/10
All tiny buds, which is a bit of a nuisance. In the vape the flavor isn’t that remarkable, and smoked, it reminds me of both mint and foliage, so less of a mint cookies experience and more of a freshly picked mint from the garden experience, and in that handful you also got some basil and some parsley and some grass and some marijuana. I think I’d really like a quad example of this strain. It smokes down to a dark gray ash which was better filtered through water than alone in a pipe.
Chocolope AAA 7.5/10
Nice chunky buds. Chocolate and coffee aromatics. Not the best Chocolope I’ve had but very good for the price. After I got it they dropped it to $99 per ounce (second time that’s happened! I get a KT product and a few days later it goes on sale! AAH) and it’s likely all gone by now. So why gush about bygones. :(
LSD AAA 6/10
Smells EXACTLY like lemon. A bit on the fluffy/dry side, not so bad it crumbles, but it’s easy to finger bust. The aromatics are nice, but not so intense one could use it as a car freshener. The vapor has a bit of a course lung feel with a heating influence, and exhaling through my nose reminds me of lemon cough drops. While it tasted nice, and the flavor held out in the vape for a decent amount of time, I didn’t love the high, which only heightened my anxiety and made my head feel like it was lurching, its effects breeching into psychedelic and definitely a bit paranoia. Smokes down to white ash and leaves the inside of my mouth feeling like I blew Mr Clean. This was only a sample, and I don’t think I’d elect to get more.
Concentrates -
King Tuts shatter - 7.7/10
Golden with a proper snap to it, an acceptable amount of flavor though unfortunately that flavor reminds me of soap, gets me good and high. It’s a decent product for the price, easy to manage and a clean vapor.
Nuken Live Resin - 8.5/10
Flavorful lemon/pine/earth notes which remind me a bit of polishing furniture. The high can go one way or the other depending on what my body needs, sometimes it’s more cerebral, sometimes more body, it’s an interesting balance. I think this is a great, well priced concentrate I can see myself buying again.
In closing: King Tuts has an amazing range of products for medical, recreational, super powered highs, edible, topical, head shop stuff... I’m always happy with a KT package and I’m very impressed with how far they’ve come and how much they continue to apply feedback, criticism, and the continued needs of the community to their growing range. Of course I think you should try King Tuts and do so using my URL from the shill factory if you feel so inclined.
Thanks for the awesome package, KT.
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