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The Green Ace #2 - 9/10
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This was a legitimate order. I purchased an ounce and a 7th.
Customer Service -
Super fast on the uptake, tracking number sent the same day as order. Received email that my or...der was complete, however, tracking reports it has been “rerouted due to processing error.” Sigh, oh Canada Post… it’s all right, I’m sure it’ll be here tomorrow. (It was)
Signup -
ID required. They’re quick and online often, no worries.
Package -
Arrived! Hooray! It is in a box, which is awesome, I love when it’s in a box instead of a pack because then there’s no chance anyone’s groping my weed. Cannabis is contained in opaque metal zippies with stickers indicating the strain, indica/sativa/hybrid, and weight. No fancy extra art. I was able to remove the sticker off of one successfully to put on the mason jar I moved the ounce into.
Perks for me - I was also given a free flavoured paper which I selected as my free gift and two free sample “grams”. These are some of the free gifts available to anyone at certain purchase points. However, I did indicate I would be photographing and reviewing to Green Ace so I was sent premium grams. One of them is a 2.2 gram monster. Magnificent.
Also purchasing enters me into a contest for a draw on December 24th.
Perks for you - Free shipping over $150. Free gifts at certain price points include free papers, free extra grams, free rollies. Current code is greenxmas for $25 off of $100 (unlimited uses). Referral code gets you $20 in points. Reviewing on the site, purchasing, etc gets you reward points. You too can enter the contest for a free vaporizer or free ounce or free edibles.
Buds -
Enormous AAAA beasts of the nicest quality. Given Green Ace knew I was reviewing I expect they made sure of that, but there’s one in there that’s over 5 grams, peeps. It’s huge. Everything is dank, aromatic with a powerful nose, a nice cure, nothing too dry. Everything was slightly overweight by .2-.3. The ounce was packaged as two 14 gram packs, likely they don’t have larger bags available at the moment. No moisture packs, not even for the 14 grams. I recommend adding them at home or moving to a jar for longer storage. For a 1 or 3.5 that you’ll burn through in no time at all, the packaging is sufficient storage.
Blue Cap Crush - AAAA 5/5
After purchasing 7 grams for my first order, I found myself reaching for this strain so often I knew I had to have a larger amount available to me. It’s an uplifting sativa with a focusing effect, it leaves me feeling happy and refreshed, with decent pain relieving effects. It’s higher CBD, about a 6/1 ratio with THC. The flavor is cooling and vegetative, reminding me more of cucumbers than pines, a refreshing spring day, a mojito… there’s no foul skunky aroma present in this strain. I can use it all the time to good effect, though I’ve noticed I’m more prone to a headache when I use a lot of it. Personally, it is very near to perfection.
Romulan - AAAA 4.5/5
Stanky fruity skunk nose, sticky and crystally all the way through, nice cure on it, great example of the strain. It goes on for ages in the vape, being a fairly fresh bud. The flavor profile is pleasantly citrus and vanilla, overall a very enjoyable strain with extremely potent evening effects. I can still be creative when I’m having a Romulan high, but it’s going to be stuck to the couch. Romulan isn’t new to me. This is a strain I periodically purchase because I enjoy having it around due to its high potency and enjoyable flavor. Green Ace’s example is quite good. I recommend to both those who love the strain or have never tried it before, Romulan is a fantastic alien hybrid. I mean, cannabis hybrid. Yes. Vaporizer, ENGAGE!
Pink Star - AAAA… and a bit. 5/5.
This might be creeping towards the mythical AAAAA territory and it is priced appropriately as the highest of the set, $245 an ounce pre-coupon.
Beautiful sage and lime green flower with pinky-purplish notes. Diesel and gassy flavor profile which gives way to a distant berry tone. Creates enormous clouds of smooth vapor which, as the initial terpy profile dies away, is sweet, earthy and cooling. Not all strains gives that “cooling” effect, but this one does, even though the flavor itself has some slight spicy bits here and there if you really explore it. However the in mouth influence is that of a slight mint. It’s refreshing in my mouth, even while bringing that hard hitting familiar Pink Kush edge. Well balanced.
One unique thing of note with this strain was the effect of ‘body tingles’ rather than a body lock, and it escalated slowly into a euphoric head high with the pain relief of a body high still charged with focus. The experience has a lot going on, it’s potent, and I just can’t stop sniffing it. The fragrant nose is that smell of spring my sad sad body wants right now. It has a bold floral nose which reminds me of the best sort of back yard, which is to say one full of lilacs, grass, berries, a scraggly vegetable garden and cannabis. Everything about this experience is perfect.
I acknowledge that I received a curated flower for the express purpose of photographing for this review, and it was a knockout.
Lemon Sour Diesel - 4.2/5
Powerful aroma, like sticking your nose into a bag of sour candy. Makes all of the little nose hairs curl up. Beautiful large nugget, sticky and fresh, dense light green color with a dominant sour scent of lemon lime. I’ve never vaporized a lemon named strain which tasted so much like lemon oil, the flavor is undeniable, it might as well be candy. The high is an enjoyable sativa which energizes and focuses me on my creative work, but the coarser lung feel is a detraction from an otherwise perfect experience. That said…
This regularly seems to happen with lemon strains with me, and the only one I’ve encountered that didn’t make my lungs seize up was Shamrock’s Lemon OG. I feel that Lemon Sour Diesel is an excellent flavourful example of the strain and would be enjoyed by fans of lemon-flavored marijuana. I gave a hit to my lemon sensitive best friend, and she noticed the sour more than the lemon and had no trouble with the lung feel so I would say your mileage might vary!
Dense and covered in orange hairs.
This is a true AAAA nugget, I can’t speak for what someone might receive as an ounce but the ounce I did purchase contained some magnificent beasts.
Rolling papers -
I’ve tried two from Green Ace so far, they were offered as freebies with a certain purchase threshold. While I don’t love joints, I am rating them as rolling paper.
Blueberry Skunk - 5/5
Loved the flavor, burnt without trouble. Pairs well with any berry/grape flavoured cannabis. I did find the flavor noticeable in the smoke and personally I liked it! It’s a gimmick, sure, but once in a while I just want to smoke something. Nice with Pink Kush, Rockstar, Purple Anything, etc. This I will keep to use for myself.
Banana - 4/5
I don’t like the banana as much. I don’t really like fake banana that much in general. But it is really cute with the banana print, made with soy ink. The banana flavor note is very minimal in the smoke, you’ll mostly pick it up when you lick it which is when you’ll notice a very fake banana taste. It pairs well with a sweet flavor cannabis. I made my joint with GanjaWest’s Alice in Wonderland. If you know someone who likes bananas and joints, I mean, this is the paper for them.
Both seem to be solid products if you like a joint and the free gift options include extra weed or the ability to decline if you don’t want rolling papers.
Site critique - Not in love with how my on-site reviews are attached to my real full name. This has happened on a few sites now and okay, in my case, it’s not a huge secret. But If you wanted you could easily figure out who I am by checking on the website on which I’ve hosted my pictures. I can imagine some people not reviewing for that reason. Be nice if we could set our display name for the on-site review.
http://feedthemultiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/greenacereview2.jpg
This was a legitimate order. I purchased an ounce and a 7th.
Customer Service -
Super fast on the uptake, tracking number sent the same day as order. Received email that my or...der was complete, however, tracking reports it has been “rerouted due to processing error.” Sigh, oh Canada Post… it’s all right, I’m sure it’ll be here tomorrow. (It was)
Signup -
ID required. They’re quick and online often, no worries.
Package -
Arrived! Hooray! It is in a box, which is awesome, I love when it’s in a box instead of a pack because then there’s no chance anyone’s groping my weed. Cannabis is contained in opaque metal zippies with stickers indicating the strain, indica/sativa/hybrid, and weight. No fancy extra art. I was able to remove the sticker off of one successfully to put on the mason jar I moved the ounce into.
Perks for me - I was also given a free flavoured paper which I selected as my free gift and two free sample “grams”. These are some of the free gifts available to anyone at certain purchase points. However, I did indicate I would be photographing and reviewing to Green Ace so I was sent premium grams. One of them is a 2.2 gram monster. Magnificent.
Also purchasing enters me into a contest for a draw on December 24th.
Perks for you - Free shipping over $150. Free gifts at certain price points include free papers, free extra grams, free rollies. Current code is greenxmas for $25 off of $100 (unlimited uses). Referral code gets you $20 in points. Reviewing on the site, purchasing, etc gets you reward points. You too can enter the contest for a free vaporizer or free ounce or free edibles.
Buds -
Enormous AAAA beasts of the nicest quality. Given Green Ace knew I was reviewing I expect they made sure of that, but there’s one in there that’s over 5 grams, peeps. It’s huge. Everything is dank, aromatic with a powerful nose, a nice cure, nothing too dry. Everything was slightly overweight by .2-.3. The ounce was packaged as two 14 gram packs, likely they don’t have larger bags available at the moment. No moisture packs, not even for the 14 grams. I recommend adding them at home or moving to a jar for longer storage. For a 1 or 3.5 that you’ll burn through in no time at all, the packaging is sufficient storage.
Blue Cap Crush - AAAA 5/5
After purchasing 7 grams for my first order, I found myself reaching for this strain so often I knew I had to have a larger amount available to me. It’s an uplifting sativa with a focusing effect, it leaves me feeling happy and refreshed, with decent pain relieving effects. It’s higher CBD, about a 6/1 ratio with THC. The flavor is cooling and vegetative, reminding me more of cucumbers than pines, a refreshing spring day, a mojito… there’s no foul skunky aroma present in this strain. I can use it all the time to good effect, though I’ve noticed I’m more prone to a headache when I use a lot of it. Personally, it is very near to perfection.
Romulan - AAAA 4.5/5
Stanky fruity skunk nose, sticky and crystally all the way through, nice cure on it, great example of the strain. It goes on for ages in the vape, being a fairly fresh bud. The flavor profile is pleasantly citrus and vanilla, overall a very enjoyable strain with extremely potent evening effects. I can still be creative when I’m having a Romulan high, but it’s going to be stuck to the couch. Romulan isn’t new to me. This is a strain I periodically purchase because I enjoy having it around due to its high potency and enjoyable flavor. Green Ace’s example is quite good. I recommend to both those who love the strain or have never tried it before, Romulan is a fantastic alien hybrid. I mean, cannabis hybrid. Yes. Vaporizer, ENGAGE!
Pink Star - AAAA… and a bit. 5/5.
This might be creeping towards the mythical AAAAA territory and it is priced appropriately as the highest of the set, $245 an ounce pre-coupon.
Beautiful sage and lime green flower with pinky-purplish notes. Diesel and gassy flavor profile which gives way to a distant berry tone. Creates enormous clouds of smooth vapor which, as the initial terpy profile dies away, is sweet, earthy and cooling. Not all strains gives that “cooling” effect, but this one does, even though the flavor itself has some slight spicy bits here and there if you really explore it. However the in mouth influence is that of a slight mint. It’s refreshing in my mouth, even while bringing that hard hitting familiar Pink Kush edge. Well balanced.
One unique thing of note with this strain was the effect of ‘body tingles’ rather than a body lock, and it escalated slowly into a euphoric head high with the pain relief of a body high still charged with focus. The experience has a lot going on, it’s potent, and I just can’t stop sniffing it. The fragrant nose is that smell of spring my sad sad body wants right now. It has a bold floral nose which reminds me of the best sort of back yard, which is to say one full of lilacs, grass, berries, a scraggly vegetable garden and cannabis. Everything about this experience is perfect.
I acknowledge that I received a curated flower for the express purpose of photographing for this review, and it was a knockout.
Lemon Sour Diesel - 4.2/5
Powerful aroma, like sticking your nose into a bag of sour candy. Makes all of the little nose hairs curl up. Beautiful large nugget, sticky and fresh, dense light green color with a dominant sour scent of lemon lime. I’ve never vaporized a lemon named strain which tasted so much like lemon oil, the flavor is undeniable, it might as well be candy. The high is an enjoyable sativa which energizes and focuses me on my creative work, but the coarser lung feel is a detraction from an otherwise perfect experience. That said…
This regularly seems to happen with lemon strains with me, and the only one I’ve encountered that didn’t make my lungs seize up was Shamrock’s Lemon OG. I feel that Lemon Sour Diesel is an excellent flavourful example of the strain and would be enjoyed by fans of lemon-flavored marijuana. I gave a hit to my lemon sensitive best friend, and she noticed the sour more than the lemon and had no trouble with the lung feel so I would say your mileage might vary!
Dense and covered in orange hairs.
This is a true AAAA nugget, I can’t speak for what someone might receive as an ounce but the ounce I did purchase contained some magnificent beasts.
Rolling papers -
I’ve tried two from Green Ace so far, they were offered as freebies with a certain purchase threshold. While I don’t love joints, I am rating them as rolling paper.
Blueberry Skunk - 5/5
Loved the flavor, burnt without trouble. Pairs well with any berry/grape flavoured cannabis. I did find the flavor noticeable in the smoke and personally I liked it! It’s a gimmick, sure, but once in a while I just want to smoke something. Nice with Pink Kush, Rockstar, Purple Anything, etc. This I will keep to use for myself.
Banana - 4/5
I don’t like the banana as much. I don’t really like fake banana that much in general. But it is really cute with the banana print, made with soy ink. The banana flavor note is very minimal in the smoke, you’ll mostly pick it up when you lick it which is when you’ll notice a very fake banana taste. It pairs well with a sweet flavor cannabis. I made my joint with GanjaWest’s Alice in Wonderland. If you know someone who likes bananas and joints, I mean, this is the paper for them.
Both seem to be solid products if you like a joint and the free gift options include extra weed or the ability to decline if you don’t want rolling papers.
Site critique - Not in love with how my on-site reviews are attached to my real full name. This has happened on a few sites now and okay, in my case, it’s not a huge secret. But If you wanted you could easily figure out who I am by checking on the website on which I’ve hosted my pictures. I can imagine some people not reviewing for that reason. Be nice if we could set our display name for the on-site review.
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What’s on the other side of the rainbow...?
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Shamrock Review
9/10
Perks for me: I ordered their $25 new customer special which includes a grinder, lighter, 2 grams, and a preroll of your choice, ...I also received a doob toob with an empty pre-roll (you can suck the weed right into it! WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!) This helped me understand rolling a joint better than I ever had before.
Most importantly, I inquired if they would like strain reviews since they new, and received six additional grams to review!! Wow! Thanks, Shamrock! Other than that, I have no affiliation with this company.
Perks for you: Free shipping over $99. Regular shipping is only $10, making it viable for small orders. You too could order the $25 new customer special if you want some Shamrock gear! It also gives you 2 grams and a joint, so it’s really a good deal. No affiliate/referral discounts unless you get a friend to email refer you. No id required.
Customer Service: Order placed on the weekend. Customer service was fast to get back to me and I received multiple emails clarifying where I was in the ordering process, including one to indicate they had posted the item Sunday but it would not be picked up by the mail until Monday, and a tracking number. The tracking had not been picked up by Monday night, however, Canada Post is on strike and therefore none of this is their fault. I received my item on Wednesday, which is when I would expect an item to arrive.
Packaging: Exterior could be any package, nothing of note. Interior contains one vacuum sealed bag which was full of all of the samples in their own baggies. It’s no different than anything else I receive but I swear I could smell the slightest trace of marijuana on the inside of that bag before I opened up the inner packaging, and then all hell broke loose. The buds are EXTREMELY smelly! Which is fabulous to me, everything smells dank now! Recommend additional layer of vacuum sealing, especially if it will be in transit over the weekend/long weekend. I may just be paranoid, I had a lot of weed nearby.
All of the buds are contained in mid-level opaque on one side, clear on the other zippies (a step up from the classic baggie) with holographic custom stickers and labels, all of which could be carefully removed for your own containment if you so desire. They also included 2 unstuck stickers. Holographic things are my second favorite after cannabis. <33 I will be sticking these to something. I can’t even words how excited I am to have rainbow cannabis leaf stickers, all right? I know I have a problem.
The Buds: all were aromatic, packaged individually, overweight, attractive nugs which photographed nicely. I was not disappointed by any of them.
Blue Dream preroll: Arrived slightly bent but intact. Smells like Blue Dream (friend’s favorite strain) and we agreed the effects seemed like a good example of the strain, a relaxing sativa, a floral/berry/skunk kind of flavor. The shared joint got three of us mildly high. It was a huge preroll, stayed lit, and smoked smoothly without me getting any bits in my mouth or the roll falling apart. Also I was able to take the nice long filter they rolled at the end, which made it easy to not burn fingers, and reuse it for another joint I rolled. I’m still not much of a joint person but if you want prerolls you might as well buy them from Shamrock. I think they’re fairly priced for the amount and quality of the marijuana contained within and decently constructed! AAAA
Lemon OG - Sticky icky cure, nice. Stanky lemon diesel going on in this baggie. Not so much of a crush everything high, though, I was just kind of annoyed to have to work and much more interested in watching things. Flavor is off the chart, citrusy with a lemon head, a little bit floral. Smoother lung feel than I am accustomed to for a lemon, and my besty, who is particularly sensitive to the lemon phenotypes, was able to take a couple of hits without coughing. 5/5 AAAA
Sunshine - Bright, flavorful in a citrusy-pineapply kind of way. You’d think with the name it would wake you up, but it actually left me in a bit of a haze, maybe like I’d been in the sun too long. I tested it out on a few different occasions and each time found myself feeling tired. I don’t do too well with the sun. 4.5/5 AAA
UBC Chemo - Pain destroying. Clouds of vapor carry on for a long while, and destroy everything in its path. I slept well. Very impressive. It’s difficult to remark on because it knocked me out. Taste is a very generic weedy taste. While I don’t think I will buy this strain again, I would note its pain relieving qualities would make it a top strain for someone using mainly for that purpose. I tested it out on another night and again found I had an incredible sleep. 4/5 AAAA
Pineapple - Sweet pineapple flavor! Really quite nice, the flavor sticks around for a while in the vape too unlike some strains which will vanish after a few good hits. With a name like Pineapple you would hope that the flavor is a main component and it is. Hits a bit harsh. Nice uplifting, happy high. 4.5/5 AAAA.
Pink Kush - Acceptable. Burnt black. Would not recommend for smokers because of that. Vaporized all right. Decent indica high without completely nailing me down to the couch, which is something I respect. I was physically relaxed but still felt functional. Tasted kind of mediocre compared to the incredible taste of Pineapple! 3/5 AAA.
Double Black - Spicy and pepper-like in a very good way, like a shiraz is a peppery wine. Hoo yeah! What an incredible indica strain. This has utterly destroyed me in every way possible. When you carry on vaping it for a while the flavor shifts to reveal a sweetness underneath the initial potent taste. It tastes so good and it left me glued to the couch, so much so I could barely get up to move myself through my bedtime routine, brush my teeth and get into my pyjamas. Highly recommend for anyone using for insomnia and pain relief. I would absolutely buy this strain again. 5/5 AAAA.
Green Crack - Smells dank, harsh hits. Tastes of gasoline, skunk and sour. It’s not nearly as unpleasant as it sounds, I am enjoying this bowl. Lots of vapor with this one. Compared to Speedgreen’s AA Green Crack, this is a superior example of the strain. Definitely worth vaporizing for the flavor. Bowl continues producing large vapor clouds for quite a while, maintaining its flavor. It pushed me over into space, giving a quickly setting in cerebral buzz. 4.5/5 AAAA.
Pink Rockstar - Sticky, extremely flavorful with notes of pine, berry, earth, and skunk. Better than BWOS’s Pink Rockstar. Hits are smooth and the deep berry flavor is present. Used at night and had a great sleep. Really enjoyed this one. 4.5/5 AAAA
The extras:
The tube is useful for containing a preroll. Thanks, Shamrock! The lighter… is somehow the worst possible lighter I have EVER used. Couldn’t light my pipe, just kept burning my fingers. It’s almost impossible to make it stay lit. The grinder is a perfectly serviceable two piece grinder that makes a course grind, good for fluffier buds and not so great for dense nuggets. Grind it up and then flip the bottom over and knock your grind into the hollow. Won’t let you save kief but that’s not always what you want, eh? Also it has a holographic sticker on it. Did I mention I love rainbow shiny things? I would recommend maybe switching to not sending lighters in the winter? Or maybe I just got a crap lighter? Anyway, I think a pack of papers or a pipe would be better.
Site note: If you make an account on signup, you have to scroll back up to get to the checkout button. I got briefly lost because there is so much in the footer.
In closing: I loved the Shamrock experience. Every time I see a shiny Shamrock rainbow sticker somewhere in my house it makes me happy, and that’s going above and beyond the call of cannabis.
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Shamrock Review
9/10
Perks for me: I ordered their $25 new customer special which includes a grinder, lighter, 2 grams, and a preroll of your choice, ...I also received a doob toob with an empty pre-roll (you can suck the weed right into it! WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!) This helped me understand rolling a joint better than I ever had before.
Most importantly, I inquired if they would like strain reviews since they new, and received six additional grams to review!! Wow! Thanks, Shamrock! Other than that, I have no affiliation with this company.
Perks for you: Free shipping over $99. Regular shipping is only $10, making it viable for small orders. You too could order the $25 new customer special if you want some Shamrock gear! It also gives you 2 grams and a joint, so it’s really a good deal. No affiliate/referral discounts unless you get a friend to email refer you. No id required.
Customer Service: Order placed on the weekend. Customer service was fast to get back to me and I received multiple emails clarifying where I was in the ordering process, including one to indicate they had posted the item Sunday but it would not be picked up by the mail until Monday, and a tracking number. The tracking had not been picked up by Monday night, however, Canada Post is on strike and therefore none of this is their fault. I received my item on Wednesday, which is when I would expect an item to arrive.
Packaging: Exterior could be any package, nothing of note. Interior contains one vacuum sealed bag which was full of all of the samples in their own baggies. It’s no different than anything else I receive but I swear I could smell the slightest trace of marijuana on the inside of that bag before I opened up the inner packaging, and then all hell broke loose. The buds are EXTREMELY smelly! Which is fabulous to me, everything smells dank now! Recommend additional layer of vacuum sealing, especially if it will be in transit over the weekend/long weekend. I may just be paranoid, I had a lot of weed nearby.
All of the buds are contained in mid-level opaque on one side, clear on the other zippies (a step up from the classic baggie) with holographic custom stickers and labels, all of which could be carefully removed for your own containment if you so desire. They also included 2 unstuck stickers. Holographic things are my second favorite after cannabis. <33 I will be sticking these to something. I can’t even words how excited I am to have rainbow cannabis leaf stickers, all right? I know I have a problem.
The Buds: all were aromatic, packaged individually, overweight, attractive nugs which photographed nicely. I was not disappointed by any of them.
Blue Dream preroll: Arrived slightly bent but intact. Smells like Blue Dream (friend’s favorite strain) and we agreed the effects seemed like a good example of the strain, a relaxing sativa, a floral/berry/skunk kind of flavor. The shared joint got three of us mildly high. It was a huge preroll, stayed lit, and smoked smoothly without me getting any bits in my mouth or the roll falling apart. Also I was able to take the nice long filter they rolled at the end, which made it easy to not burn fingers, and reuse it for another joint I rolled. I’m still not much of a joint person but if you want prerolls you might as well buy them from Shamrock. I think they’re fairly priced for the amount and quality of the marijuana contained within and decently constructed! AAAA
Lemon OG - Sticky icky cure, nice. Stanky lemon diesel going on in this baggie. Not so much of a crush everything high, though, I was just kind of annoyed to have to work and much more interested in watching things. Flavor is off the chart, citrusy with a lemon head, a little bit floral. Smoother lung feel than I am accustomed to for a lemon, and my besty, who is particularly sensitive to the lemon phenotypes, was able to take a couple of hits without coughing. 5/5 AAAA
Sunshine - Bright, flavorful in a citrusy-pineapply kind of way. You’d think with the name it would wake you up, but it actually left me in a bit of a haze, maybe like I’d been in the sun too long. I tested it out on a few different occasions and each time found myself feeling tired. I don’t do too well with the sun. 4.5/5 AAA
UBC Chemo - Pain destroying. Clouds of vapor carry on for a long while, and destroy everything in its path. I slept well. Very impressive. It’s difficult to remark on because it knocked me out. Taste is a very generic weedy taste. While I don’t think I will buy this strain again, I would note its pain relieving qualities would make it a top strain for someone using mainly for that purpose. I tested it out on another night and again found I had an incredible sleep. 4/5 AAAA
Pineapple - Sweet pineapple flavor! Really quite nice, the flavor sticks around for a while in the vape too unlike some strains which will vanish after a few good hits. With a name like Pineapple you would hope that the flavor is a main component and it is. Hits a bit harsh. Nice uplifting, happy high. 4.5/5 AAAA.
Pink Kush - Acceptable. Burnt black. Would not recommend for smokers because of that. Vaporized all right. Decent indica high without completely nailing me down to the couch, which is something I respect. I was physically relaxed but still felt functional. Tasted kind of mediocre compared to the incredible taste of Pineapple! 3/5 AAA.
Double Black - Spicy and pepper-like in a very good way, like a shiraz is a peppery wine. Hoo yeah! What an incredible indica strain. This has utterly destroyed me in every way possible. When you carry on vaping it for a while the flavor shifts to reveal a sweetness underneath the initial potent taste. It tastes so good and it left me glued to the couch, so much so I could barely get up to move myself through my bedtime routine, brush my teeth and get into my pyjamas. Highly recommend for anyone using for insomnia and pain relief. I would absolutely buy this strain again. 5/5 AAAA.
Green Crack - Smells dank, harsh hits. Tastes of gasoline, skunk and sour. It’s not nearly as unpleasant as it sounds, I am enjoying this bowl. Lots of vapor with this one. Compared to Speedgreen’s AA Green Crack, this is a superior example of the strain. Definitely worth vaporizing for the flavor. Bowl continues producing large vapor clouds for quite a while, maintaining its flavor. It pushed me over into space, giving a quickly setting in cerebral buzz. 4.5/5 AAAA.
Pink Rockstar - Sticky, extremely flavorful with notes of pine, berry, earth, and skunk. Better than BWOS’s Pink Rockstar. Hits are smooth and the deep berry flavor is present. Used at night and had a great sleep. Really enjoyed this one. 4.5/5 AAAA
The extras:
The tube is useful for containing a preroll. Thanks, Shamrock! The lighter… is somehow the worst possible lighter I have EVER used. Couldn’t light my pipe, just kept burning my fingers. It’s almost impossible to make it stay lit. The grinder is a perfectly serviceable two piece grinder that makes a course grind, good for fluffier buds and not so great for dense nuggets. Grind it up and then flip the bottom over and knock your grind into the hollow. Won’t let you save kief but that’s not always what you want, eh? Also it has a holographic sticker on it. Did I mention I love rainbow shiny things? I would recommend maybe switching to not sending lighters in the winter? Or maybe I just got a crap lighter? Anyway, I think a pack of papers or a pipe would be better.
Site note: If you make an account on signup, you have to scroll back up to get to the checkout button. I got briefly lost because there is so much in the footer.
In closing: I loved the Shamrock experience. Every time I see a shiny Shamrock rainbow sticker somewhere in my house it makes me happy, and that’s going above and beyond the call of cannabis.
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I bought the half ounce sampler and a couple other things from The Green aCE.
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Perks for me: I ordered a few products and let them know, they included a couple of additional free samples for me. I have b...een offered future samples to review, so this is probably not the end of my affiliation with this company.
Perks for you: 20% off sale for Black Friday. 15% off sale normally. You can get a new customer referral discount of $10 if someone emails you a referral (it’s not a code). I can do that for you but I’d need your email. (shrug)
Free gifts at certain purchase levels include additional grams and rollies at $150, $250, and $500.
Customer Service:
ID required. I ordered Friday. Customer service was very fast even at late hours to approve me and get my order processed before the weekend.
No shipping verification email with tracking as of Monday, however, I was in contact with them. I received an email on Sunday from the founder, possibly not automated, welcoming me and offering assistance with future shopping needs. I commented on the shipping during this interaction about the review and they let me know they had been busy and sent a tracking code not long after. Item arrived Thursday.
I was in contact with customer service and we worked through a few site bugs. These were addressed quickly, without complaint. While I would say the Green Ace experience felt a bit more chaotic than some other more experienced MOMs, they were keen to ensure I was able to order the item I wanted from their website when a glitch interfered. I was impressed by the customer service, they are fast and attentive to their customer’s needs.
Packaging: Could be any package. No smell. Extremely well taped. Inside contained single layer vacuum seal package and all of the buds are in opaque metal colored zippies with printed and hand written sticker labels (depending on the strain) which could be carefully removed to put on your own jar if you so desire. Moisture packets are not included.
The buds: All enormous AAAA grade monsters. Make no mistake, they were all beautiful, high quality cannabis examples. Most slightly underweight by .12-.8, I realize shipping did have a delay thanks to Canada Post, and since there were no moisture packs, that means time to lose moisture. This is not something I would complain about especially as I received free samples with my order. A couple were also overweight so all in all it balanced out.
Strawberry Cheesecake: Incredibly it tastes just like its namesake. Not the most vapor-producing strain I’ve ever encountered. Bowls last for a while but aren’t too potent. Nice sticky large AAAA buds. Tastes great, easy-going daytime high, recommend for people who are newer/intermediate users or who want the awesome taste of Strawberry Cheesecake marijuana. One of the most beautiful buds I’ve ever seen. 4.5/5
Blue Cap Crush: Amazing enormous dense AAAA buds, not a question. Sticky fresh cure. Huge clouds of vapor. Delicious mild flavor that’s grassy and herbal, really has a refreshing note of Devil’s Lettuce. Faint sweet notes and a refreshing cooling effect I note from some strains. Nothing bitter or off-putting, it’s just a lot more like cucumber water than delicious cheesecake. The high is immediate, euphoric, happy, uplifting. I think this strain would make an excellent aphrodisiac / date night strain. I am not disappointed that I chose to buy this strain, I’d say it’s one of my recent favorites. High quality bud. I am personally very impressed by this example. 5/5
Pineapple Express: Diesel and fruity flavor full of complexity and a warm “Christmas cake” flavor (in my opinion) that lasts forever. Huge buds, sticky and magnificent. Great uplifting, energizing, hungry high, really worked to get a bit of writing done and some other work. I’ve read other reviews praising this strain from Green Ace, for good reason. Definite AAAA quality. 5/5.
Annihilator: Huge buds. Piney and smooth vapor with a delicate classic cannabis flavor. Brings about a modest body buzz and head high. There’s nothing wrong with it, it just doesn’t excite me as much as some of the other options with their more complex and unusual cannabis flavor varieties. 4/5 AAA
Money Maker: Smells green and vibrant, almost exactly like a nice garden. The vapor lasts for ages with just a small bowl. Initially the flavor is intense, piney, earthy, and diesel, and over time it evens out to a peaty smooth one note woody flavor. A smooth, relaxing body buzz washes over you, leaving you lazy and slow. An excellent night time cannabis. 5/5 AAAA
Tom Ford Pink Kush: Fluffy, sticky buds with pinkish pistils. Go with a larger hole grinder for this one. Density isn’t an indication of how good a strain is, and each leaf is covered in trichome shinies. Smells like bubblegum and fresh lawn air. EXTREMELY smooth vapor with a very mild flavor profile. It reminds me of post-flavor gum, in that once I stop taking the hit and exhale, there’s very little taste in my mouth except for mouth. It does have a slight classic Kush note, but it’s minimal. Still produces large vapor clouds and one bowl is enough to induce a couch lock. Does its job very well. 4.5/5 AAAA.
Death Bubba: Sticky gorgeous bud, smells like it should, tastes smooth with rich notes of berry and gasoline. Goes down smooth, no negative flavor notes. Immediately relaxing high that builds up behind the eyes, spreading down into the body, melting you into the couch. Amazing night time option, Death Bubba is one of my personal favorite pain killer strains. 5.5.
Pink Kush: Earthy, grape/berry like flavor, definitely some pine, huge clouds of vapor. Really an incredible example of Pink Kush. The taste is smooth and sits well in the lungs, the high builds up fast in the body. All in all it’s a great experience. Sticky fresh buds which last forever in the vaporizer. A little fluffy, recommend a coarser grind for best results. 4.5/5.
Final notes: I rated based on the whole experience which had some hiccups along the way, nothing significant. They sell no concentrates. The actual flower is magnificent, all beautiful large fluffy AAAA buds across the board. Prices are higher than some but the product is on point, no disappointments. I’ll definitely return in the future.
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Perks for me: I ordered a few products and let them know, they included a couple of additional free samples for me. I have b...een offered future samples to review, so this is probably not the end of my affiliation with this company.
Perks for you: 20% off sale for Black Friday. 15% off sale normally. You can get a new customer referral discount of $10 if someone emails you a referral (it’s not a code). I can do that for you but I’d need your email. (shrug)
Free gifts at certain purchase levels include additional grams and rollies at $150, $250, and $500.
Customer Service:
ID required. I ordered Friday. Customer service was very fast even at late hours to approve me and get my order processed before the weekend.
No shipping verification email with tracking as of Monday, however, I was in contact with them. I received an email on Sunday from the founder, possibly not automated, welcoming me and offering assistance with future shopping needs. I commented on the shipping during this interaction about the review and they let me know they had been busy and sent a tracking code not long after. Item arrived Thursday.
I was in contact with customer service and we worked through a few site bugs. These were addressed quickly, without complaint. While I would say the Green Ace experience felt a bit more chaotic than some other more experienced MOMs, they were keen to ensure I was able to order the item I wanted from their website when a glitch interfered. I was impressed by the customer service, they are fast and attentive to their customer’s needs.
Packaging: Could be any package. No smell. Extremely well taped. Inside contained single layer vacuum seal package and all of the buds are in opaque metal colored zippies with printed and hand written sticker labels (depending on the strain) which could be carefully removed to put on your own jar if you so desire. Moisture packets are not included.
The buds: All enormous AAAA grade monsters. Make no mistake, they were all beautiful, high quality cannabis examples. Most slightly underweight by .12-.8, I realize shipping did have a delay thanks to Canada Post, and since there were no moisture packs, that means time to lose moisture. This is not something I would complain about especially as I received free samples with my order. A couple were also overweight so all in all it balanced out.
Strawberry Cheesecake: Incredibly it tastes just like its namesake. Not the most vapor-producing strain I’ve ever encountered. Bowls last for a while but aren’t too potent. Nice sticky large AAAA buds. Tastes great, easy-going daytime high, recommend for people who are newer/intermediate users or who want the awesome taste of Strawberry Cheesecake marijuana. One of the most beautiful buds I’ve ever seen. 4.5/5
Blue Cap Crush: Amazing enormous dense AAAA buds, not a question. Sticky fresh cure. Huge clouds of vapor. Delicious mild flavor that’s grassy and herbal, really has a refreshing note of Devil’s Lettuce. Faint sweet notes and a refreshing cooling effect I note from some strains. Nothing bitter or off-putting, it’s just a lot more like cucumber water than delicious cheesecake. The high is immediate, euphoric, happy, uplifting. I think this strain would make an excellent aphrodisiac / date night strain. I am not disappointed that I chose to buy this strain, I’d say it’s one of my recent favorites. High quality bud. I am personally very impressed by this example. 5/5
Pineapple Express: Diesel and fruity flavor full of complexity and a warm “Christmas cake” flavor (in my opinion) that lasts forever. Huge buds, sticky and magnificent. Great uplifting, energizing, hungry high, really worked to get a bit of writing done and some other work. I’ve read other reviews praising this strain from Green Ace, for good reason. Definite AAAA quality. 5/5.
Annihilator: Huge buds. Piney and smooth vapor with a delicate classic cannabis flavor. Brings about a modest body buzz and head high. There’s nothing wrong with it, it just doesn’t excite me as much as some of the other options with their more complex and unusual cannabis flavor varieties. 4/5 AAA
Money Maker: Smells green and vibrant, almost exactly like a nice garden. The vapor lasts for ages with just a small bowl. Initially the flavor is intense, piney, earthy, and diesel, and over time it evens out to a peaty smooth one note woody flavor. A smooth, relaxing body buzz washes over you, leaving you lazy and slow. An excellent night time cannabis. 5/5 AAAA
Tom Ford Pink Kush: Fluffy, sticky buds with pinkish pistils. Go with a larger hole grinder for this one. Density isn’t an indication of how good a strain is, and each leaf is covered in trichome shinies. Smells like bubblegum and fresh lawn air. EXTREMELY smooth vapor with a very mild flavor profile. It reminds me of post-flavor gum, in that once I stop taking the hit and exhale, there’s very little taste in my mouth except for mouth. It does have a slight classic Kush note, but it’s minimal. Still produces large vapor clouds and one bowl is enough to induce a couch lock. Does its job very well. 4.5/5 AAAA.
Death Bubba: Sticky gorgeous bud, smells like it should, tastes smooth with rich notes of berry and gasoline. Goes down smooth, no negative flavor notes. Immediately relaxing high that builds up behind the eyes, spreading down into the body, melting you into the couch. Amazing night time option, Death Bubba is one of my personal favorite pain killer strains. 5.5.
Pink Kush: Earthy, grape/berry like flavor, definitely some pine, huge clouds of vapor. Really an incredible example of Pink Kush. The taste is smooth and sits well in the lungs, the high builds up fast in the body. All in all it’s a great experience. Sticky fresh buds which last forever in the vaporizer. A little fluffy, recommend a coarser grind for best results. 4.5/5.
Final notes: I rated based on the whole experience which had some hiccups along the way, nothing significant. They sell no concentrates. The actual flower is magnificent, all beautiful large fluffy AAAA buds across the board. Prices are higher than some but the product is on point, no disappointments. I’ll definitely return in the future.
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The perks for me: I received this package completely free to me, to review. I consider this a commitment to honesty. You may consider it a bias. Apart from writing this review I have no affiliation with this ...company.
The perks for you: Spinning ’random’ coupon wheel. Free shipping on purchases over $150. I have a referral code but the site doesn’t specify if using that code will get you, the new buyer, a discount.
Packaging: Scent free until opening the vacuum sealed bag. Normally not worth commenting on the exterior, but the bubble mailer used is thin and I could easily identify the contents by feel or holding it up to a sufficient light source. All you need to save this is a strip of bubble wrap/cardboard on the inside between the vacuum packing and the outer mailer so it’s no longer palatable or one more bag layer, an opaque bag with a little air in it.
In stark contrast, the grams themselves are packaged in some of the nicest MOM packages I’ve ever encountered, opaque save the bud window, and almost pearly. They are nice to touch and downright professionally designed. My pro designer bestie admired them too. Used to seeing zippies around here, not custom printed baggies. One note, the back says buyweedonline.shop and they are in fact buyweedonlineshop.ca. Recommend purchasing that domain if .shop domains exist (they probably do) and rerouting to the main site.
The buds: All grams weighed at least .10 overweight, the best being one single 1.39 super dense nugget of me wanna (that was the Haze). All ranked on the MOH’s hardness scale for firmness. (jk)
All strain flavor experiences from a desktop vaporizer except for the specified use of pipe to test burn quality.
Extreme Haze: It doesn’t smell unpleasant to me like some reviewers have said but it’s definitely a classic Haze aroma and I’ve used a lot of Haze variations, so I was prepared for its olfactory assault. It does have a real chemical kind of spicy smell, a bit of pineapple and earthiness in there as well. Like I would describe it as how I think artificial marijuana flavoring extract would taste. It’s NOT the nicest flavor profile. Totally a normal Haze though. My mouth tastes a bit like I’ve been vaping Windex.
It’s super potent. I think there’s some marijuana underneath the trichomes. One SMALL bowl surged me into a very energetic head high, one in which I could physically crush any chores, party forever, bake several cakes, paint the basement and wash the car. As long as you don’t mind your mouth tasting like burnt styrofoam, I recommend Extreme Haze for the sativa lovers. Do not take before bed. I repeat, do not take this strain if you are trying to relax! Also if you are prone to anxiety.
Leave directions for yourself before using it, I had a second bowl and then I accidentally spent like three hours binge reading a Wiki, made a new friend, wrote most of this review (the non-strain parts) and the dishes appear to be done now…
Smokes down to white ash and the smoke is smooth.
10/10 AAAA Haze but if you’re not prepared for how a Haze tastes you may not enjoy it.
Zeus OG: Silky smooth, delicious creamy flavor. It reminds me of almonds and cream. If this is what Zeus tasted like, no wonder he had so many children. It is less intense of a high, bright and very focused. A good daytime pain reliever that wouldn’t be dangerous before bed. The flavor is worth sitting with, enjoying in the mouth, no odd negatives or need for snacks to cover up weird notes. I believe almost everyone would enjoy this strain for its balanced effects and delicate flavor. Smooth in the lungs. Delicious sativa option that will go down very smoothly for anyone offended by any of the odder tasting strains out there. I highly recommend, this is a truly sweet strain.
Popped a bit in the pipe and it burnt to white ash and smoke was smooth and comfortable in the lungs. The smoked option brought out more of its sweet citrus notes. This one was the best smoke out of the set, as it took the ‘cherry’ and maintained a smooth burn through the bowl.
10/10 AAAA.
Nuken God: It is like inhaling a breath of freshly cut grass. Very much that traditional “grass” smell and taste. It is harsher in the lungs, hangs out a bit rougher than the previous strain. Extremely easy to zone into the high. This makes me feel happy, excited, energetic, talkative and ready to take on life. I feel happy and immediately that happy starts waking up into full on joy, taking over my brain. I see a cute puppy and I burst into tears because of how incredible life is. This is the closest anyone can ever get to inhaling a crisp spring day, the proof that life has conquered death and humanity endures! The buds are a bit on the dry side. Vapes nicely when ground fine. Burnt all right, but also burned black and tasted unpleasant in the pipe. Recommend only for vaporizing.
AAA. 9/10
Blue Cheese: Normally I just sample samples alone, but my bestie was feeling tired but not sleepy (you know?) and I knew this was a solid indica so I shared it with her. One bowl left her feeling relaxed but not couch locked, and her head no longer rushing too much to sleep. We agreed it tasted like blue cheese a bit. It reminded me of notes from Blue Dream, but I’ve never had a pure Cheese so I can’t say. It TASTED like actual cheesy creamyness in the inhale, leaving a complex trail in its wake. Very relaxing, did not destroy me with just one bowl but left me chill and no longer stressed about any life things that were stressing me. Great option for depression, pain relief, kicking back on the couch. If you go easy on this one/have a high tolerance, you might be able to use it in the day, but I suspect a few bowls will lock you in, so play careful.
The buds are loose, sticky fresh. I don’t think they’re worth the price listed on the site because the quality of the individual buds just isn’t perfect and I’m not an indica lover, but I’d buy it with a discount code. Taste and overall effects fabulous.
I popped a bit into my pipe and it burned white.
Great strain. 8/10 AAA.
Pink Rockstar: I personally think it tastes overpowering, bitter and pungent. The site describes it as “saltiness”… yeah… it’s… it’s something.
Still, in the vape it’s smooth. The cure on it is nice. I popped some into my pipe and the smoke was smooth but burned mostly black. I taste nothing of the Rock Star phenotype and while I’ve only tried a Pink once it doesn’t taste much like that either. The high is fabulous, don’t get me wrong, a single bowl in the vape and a little bit in the pipe has me relaxed and cerebrally high all at once and it’s a great time. That said, I don’t believe this cannabis was properly flushed. I know this pisses some people off and honestly, it tastes like crap to me but I have respect for the high. It will lock you to the couch. I wouldn’t recommend it for smokers, only for vapers. This was my least favourite out of the bunch but it could be someone else’s favorite (for example, MirkaLane enjoyed this strain the best. Note: they only vaporize.).
6/10 AAA.
The site:
Freakin sweet website includes SPINNING 3D CANNABIS NUGGETS. The header doesn’t follow you around, but the shop basket does and so does a contact option (which doesn’t make any noise, it’s just there). Those are reasonable sticky options so I don’t mind it. Plus, it links to Weedmaps instead of just suggesting it as a review option. I appreciate those aspects of the user experience.
With the exception of the very large header being present in the shop section of the page the site is great. I would like to see the second section of the header (order anywhere/discreet packaging/free shipping) only present on the main page, not on the page of the products. Ideally, the logo would shrink into the menu bar, presenting the product options immediately above the fold.
There is no register button. In order to register without purchasing, I had to fail a login, which then took me to a page where I could register. There is a newspaper sign up link in the footer area.
On your first visit to the site, you will be greeted by a coupon wheel which will get you a discount code. I was cheated out of my code and reported this bug. It has since been repaired and I was given a superior discount code for future use. :D
In closing:
There is an extensive selection of cannabis flower available right now. BWOS doesn’t carry a wide selection of concentrates or edibles, though in the future I would like to try their Brindle Farms live resin. Of this particular set, I would re-order Zeus, but there are so many other flowers I WISH I could try from their selection I don’t think I would reorder most of the others from this specific set. Just scrolling through the store is a painful experience of resisting the urge to buy like 15 more cannabises, precious.
I would order freely if you vaporize, but tread carefully if you smoke and have concerns about flushed product. I vaporize 95% of the time and will consider ordering flower from buyweedonlineshop in the future.
Thanks to their team for providing the cannabis free for my review.
The perks for me: I received this package completely free to me, to review. I consider this a commitment to honesty. You may consider it a bias. Apart from writing this review I have no affiliation with this ...company.
The perks for you: Spinning ’random’ coupon wheel. Free shipping on purchases over $150. I have a referral code but the site doesn’t specify if using that code will get you, the new buyer, a discount.
Packaging: Scent free until opening the vacuum sealed bag. Normally not worth commenting on the exterior, but the bubble mailer used is thin and I could easily identify the contents by feel or holding it up to a sufficient light source. All you need to save this is a strip of bubble wrap/cardboard on the inside between the vacuum packing and the outer mailer so it’s no longer palatable or one more bag layer, an opaque bag with a little air in it.
In stark contrast, the grams themselves are packaged in some of the nicest MOM packages I’ve ever encountered, opaque save the bud window, and almost pearly. They are nice to touch and downright professionally designed. My pro designer bestie admired them too. Used to seeing zippies around here, not custom printed baggies. One note, the back says buyweedonline.shop and they are in fact buyweedonlineshop.ca. Recommend purchasing that domain if .shop domains exist (they probably do) and rerouting to the main site.
The buds: All grams weighed at least .10 overweight, the best being one single 1.39 super dense nugget of me wanna (that was the Haze). All ranked on the MOH’s hardness scale for firmness. (jk)
All strain flavor experiences from a desktop vaporizer except for the specified use of pipe to test burn quality.
Extreme Haze: It doesn’t smell unpleasant to me like some reviewers have said but it’s definitely a classic Haze aroma and I’ve used a lot of Haze variations, so I was prepared for its olfactory assault. It does have a real chemical kind of spicy smell, a bit of pineapple and earthiness in there as well. Like I would describe it as how I think artificial marijuana flavoring extract would taste. It’s NOT the nicest flavor profile. Totally a normal Haze though. My mouth tastes a bit like I’ve been vaping Windex.
It’s super potent. I think there’s some marijuana underneath the trichomes. One SMALL bowl surged me into a very energetic head high, one in which I could physically crush any chores, party forever, bake several cakes, paint the basement and wash the car. As long as you don’t mind your mouth tasting like burnt styrofoam, I recommend Extreme Haze for the sativa lovers. Do not take before bed. I repeat, do not take this strain if you are trying to relax! Also if you are prone to anxiety.
Leave directions for yourself before using it, I had a second bowl and then I accidentally spent like three hours binge reading a Wiki, made a new friend, wrote most of this review (the non-strain parts) and the dishes appear to be done now…
Smokes down to white ash and the smoke is smooth.
10/10 AAAA Haze but if you’re not prepared for how a Haze tastes you may not enjoy it.
Zeus OG: Silky smooth, delicious creamy flavor. It reminds me of almonds and cream. If this is what Zeus tasted like, no wonder he had so many children. It is less intense of a high, bright and very focused. A good daytime pain reliever that wouldn’t be dangerous before bed. The flavor is worth sitting with, enjoying in the mouth, no odd negatives or need for snacks to cover up weird notes. I believe almost everyone would enjoy this strain for its balanced effects and delicate flavor. Smooth in the lungs. Delicious sativa option that will go down very smoothly for anyone offended by any of the odder tasting strains out there. I highly recommend, this is a truly sweet strain.
Popped a bit in the pipe and it burnt to white ash and smoke was smooth and comfortable in the lungs. The smoked option brought out more of its sweet citrus notes. This one was the best smoke out of the set, as it took the ‘cherry’ and maintained a smooth burn through the bowl.
10/10 AAAA.
Nuken God: It is like inhaling a breath of freshly cut grass. Very much that traditional “grass” smell and taste. It is harsher in the lungs, hangs out a bit rougher than the previous strain. Extremely easy to zone into the high. This makes me feel happy, excited, energetic, talkative and ready to take on life. I feel happy and immediately that happy starts waking up into full on joy, taking over my brain. I see a cute puppy and I burst into tears because of how incredible life is. This is the closest anyone can ever get to inhaling a crisp spring day, the proof that life has conquered death and humanity endures! The buds are a bit on the dry side. Vapes nicely when ground fine. Burnt all right, but also burned black and tasted unpleasant in the pipe. Recommend only for vaporizing.
AAA. 9/10
Blue Cheese: Normally I just sample samples alone, but my bestie was feeling tired but not sleepy (you know?) and I knew this was a solid indica so I shared it with her. One bowl left her feeling relaxed but not couch locked, and her head no longer rushing too much to sleep. We agreed it tasted like blue cheese a bit. It reminded me of notes from Blue Dream, but I’ve never had a pure Cheese so I can’t say. It TASTED like actual cheesy creamyness in the inhale, leaving a complex trail in its wake. Very relaxing, did not destroy me with just one bowl but left me chill and no longer stressed about any life things that were stressing me. Great option for depression, pain relief, kicking back on the couch. If you go easy on this one/have a high tolerance, you might be able to use it in the day, but I suspect a few bowls will lock you in, so play careful.
The buds are loose, sticky fresh. I don’t think they’re worth the price listed on the site because the quality of the individual buds just isn’t perfect and I’m not an indica lover, but I’d buy it with a discount code. Taste and overall effects fabulous.
I popped a bit into my pipe and it burned white.
Great strain. 8/10 AAA.
Pink Rockstar: I personally think it tastes overpowering, bitter and pungent. The site describes it as “saltiness”… yeah… it’s… it’s something.
Still, in the vape it’s smooth. The cure on it is nice. I popped some into my pipe and the smoke was smooth but burned mostly black. I taste nothing of the Rock Star phenotype and while I’ve only tried a Pink once it doesn’t taste much like that either. The high is fabulous, don’t get me wrong, a single bowl in the vape and a little bit in the pipe has me relaxed and cerebrally high all at once and it’s a great time. That said, I don’t believe this cannabis was properly flushed. I know this pisses some people off and honestly, it tastes like crap to me but I have respect for the high. It will lock you to the couch. I wouldn’t recommend it for smokers, only for vapers. This was my least favourite out of the bunch but it could be someone else’s favorite (for example, MirkaLane enjoyed this strain the best. Note: they only vaporize.).
6/10 AAA.
The site:
Freakin sweet website includes SPINNING 3D CANNABIS NUGGETS. The header doesn’t follow you around, but the shop basket does and so does a contact option (which doesn’t make any noise, it’s just there). Those are reasonable sticky options so I don’t mind it. Plus, it links to Weedmaps instead of just suggesting it as a review option. I appreciate those aspects of the user experience.
With the exception of the very large header being present in the shop section of the page the site is great. I would like to see the second section of the header (order anywhere/discreet packaging/free shipping) only present on the main page, not on the page of the products. Ideally, the logo would shrink into the menu bar, presenting the product options immediately above the fold.
There is no register button. In order to register without purchasing, I had to fail a login, which then took me to a page where I could register. There is a newspaper sign up link in the footer area.
On your first visit to the site, you will be greeted by a coupon wheel which will get you a discount code. I was cheated out of my code and reported this bug. It has since been repaired and I was given a superior discount code for future use. :D
In closing:
There is an extensive selection of cannabis flower available right now. BWOS doesn’t carry a wide selection of concentrates or edibles, though in the future I would like to try their Brindle Farms live resin. Of this particular set, I would re-order Zeus, but there are so many other flowers I WISH I could try from their selection I don’t think I would reorder most of the others from this specific set. Just scrolling through the store is a painful experience of resisting the urge to buy like 15 more cannabises, precious.
I would order freely if you vaporize, but tread carefully if you smoke and have concerns about flushed product. I vaporize 95% of the time and will consider ordering flower from buyweedonlineshop in the future.
Thanks to their team for providing the cannabis free for my review.
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Rating:
8/10 - good MOM, would recommend for Budder especially and AAAA greens.
Incentive: I was asked to review and offered a sample package with my purchase. They gave me 2 grams of bud, 2 papers ...and one budder.
Incentive for you: Free 3.5 with first order, 4 prerolls with orders over $179.
Long review for the readers:
Customer Service:
They were in touch with me even though it was evening to pair me with what they wanted me to review. I also received an email to let me know my order was delivered. Of course I already had my package by then but it was all very great, good communication.
Shipping:
Mailed package on Thursday with an upcoming long weekend and Canada post is estimating it will not arrive until Tuesday. I have ‘signature required’ so I’m less worried about postal theft but I’m still more anxious about it than I would be if they’d have choked off and waited til Tuesday to mail it. Your milage may vary.
Still, somehow it arrived on Friday so I’m not upset they sent it out. Because now my weekend is going to be amaaaazing.
Packaging: The exterior could be any package. Inside is an opaque vacuum sealed bag and inside of that is another vacuum sealed bag. No exterior smell. Very professional. Includes a business card with a coupon, but the coupon does not specify any sort of discount. Mystery???
Everything is individually packaged in bottles with moisture control packages and custom labels for each strain. A step above baggies. Even the grams! All of the gifts are labeled to clearly indicate which are samples and which were part of your order which I thought was a cute touch.
The budder sample is in a bag with a custom label, inside of which is an eyeshadow jar with a rubber insert. It’s thoughtfully assembled.
The buds:
Rockstar: AAA
Sticky and dark. The smell is powerful. I first popped a standard sized bowl into my vaporizer, and shared it with a friend. The first thing I noticed was how intense the flavor profile is. Not only are the buds nice and terpy when you break into them, but they maintain a powerful flavor my friend described as ‘berry’. I believe it was named after the energy drink, because it has that bitterness and fake fruit flavor I expect from a Rockstar.
The vaped high was cerebral, sleepy, and very socially enhancing. I felt less stressed about handling multiple text messages, very present and then went and took photos of all the products.
The Blackberry Brandy Papers:
Second, because of the noted berry flavor, I made a joint out of the blackberry brandy flavored paper. A good flavor combination, I highly recommend if you’re a joint smoker. The paper lent a very slight note to the experience, mostly I noticed it when I licked it to seal it–it tasted like a berry gummy, fake sweet. The paper is really cute, it has berries printed on it with a soy based ink.
The experience would have been smoother if I was sharing the j and could have burnt through it in one go. When I relit the paper flared up on the seam and wasted some of it. Never had a joint do that before. This happened when I tried using one the next day as well. My friend noted she liked the smell of it burning.
Rockstar itself performed excellent in the joint, a slow controlled burn (when it wasn’t actually on fire). Smoking enhanced its energetic effects and I can probably do anything. Wow. I would describe it as energetic and euphoric. Truly a star. It’s definitely a hybrid as I get both sleepy and energy with this one.
Green Crack AA:
An AA for sure. Small flaky buds. Low smell, you really have to get into the bottle to get anything. Tastes dirty and wet. It does vaporize and get clouds rather than just withering into nothing, so it’s not worthless. However I can’t say I’m disappointed I only got the free 3.5 of this strain. I have had worse weed. Throw it in a j for your friends and save the AAAAs for yourself.
Due to having this opinion I tested it in a joint with the DLX premium papers. The papers are extremely thin, and I have to say they may be the best papers I’ve ever tried.
Green Crack deals all right packed into a joint, it’s possible to get a good cherry burn going. The flavor is unremarkable but it gets the job done.
Those were the only two I tried smoking. The rest is all vaporized from dry herb.
Alien OG AAAA:
Now this makes up for that AA crap. Freakin worlds of difference between these strains. This tastes earthy in a grass way, flavorful and potent. This is a rightful AAAA strain, I would say. The buds are sizeable, cured just right, and the smell is powerful. This is an almost psychedelic heavy hitter, really pushes the boundaries of just how high marijuana in its flower form can take you. I am not disappointed and highly recommend this strain for seasoned users.
Sour Tangie AAAA:
Enjoyable flavor that reminds me of fake orange juice from my childhood. They’re potent, but I’m not quite sold on these being sold as AAAA buds. They smell great, but all of the buds are tiny. They’re still nice, though. I do think it’s a must-try sativa strain simply because of how awesome the effects are and how great it tastes. This rocketed me to creative joyful happy places and I’m glad I bought 7 grams of it. I highly recommend this strain if you want a really great tasting weed or one of those sativas where you accidentally end up writing an entire novel.
LA Confidential OG AAAA:
After finally emerging from this high I can crawl back to my computer and say that yes, yes, this is a true AAAA option. Nice large bud, cracks open and reveals trails of trichomes thickening towards the core. It grieves me that I don’t have an ounce of this to hibernate during the winter. The flavor is velvety and relaxing, smooth and piney. The result is extremely relaxing, a solid indica high. I highly recommend for anyone who wants a very relaxing painkilling indica.
Walter White AAAA:
I forgot to post this in my original review! It messed me up so much I completely forgot it existed. Hah. It’s intense. Kind of makes me anxious. Great buds, lots of orange hairs which indicate healthy flowers. It tastes smooth, and I found its high was a quick brutal one. NOT a night time smoke. Use this one before you want to like, crush yard work, graffiti an entire wall in your basement, bake 500 cookies, and press ALL OF YOUR LAUNDRY even though you’ve NEVER IRONED BEFORE.
Space Cookies budder AAAA:
Absolutely the star of this package. Killer. It tastes waxy and sweet, not too terpy with its sugar “cookie” flavor either. Very subtle and enjoyable hits. I use a vape with a wax cup. This budder vaporized without leaving any residue, the consistency is easy to work with using a dabber, and the effects are rightfully AAAA+. It won’t take very much of this to send you to space. One gram of this is going to get me high SO many times. This is an incredible product if you like budder. I keep reaching back for this every time I want to use anything.
If I go buy anything from Speedgreens it’ll probably be their budder. They have an excellent selection of options and if this is an example of what quality to expect, I know I’ll want to treat mahself.
Site critique notes:
The site itself looks great, with a couple of problems.
In the checkout area, “Signature required” checkbox explanation cuts off at ‘if the’.
Refuses to accept shorter passwords, a “safety feature” I consider irrelevant on sites like this because it’s way more likely someone’s going to hack a database and scrape all the passwords or open my laptop and automatically populate the password field. “Name from Place purchased Item” feature is a bit alarming to be included on a site selling cannabis but maybe that’s just me. Customer service popup makes a noise when you’re not on the tab!
I cannot give a full rating because of these annoying site features and the slight under weight. I wouldn’t complain about being shorted .2 on a 7 but since I’m reviewing I do have to mention it. Otherwise very happy.
Rating:
8/10 - good MOM, would recommend for Budder especially and AAAA greens.
Incentive: I was asked to review and offered a sample package with my purchase. They gave me 2 grams of bud, 2 papers ...and one budder.
Incentive for you: Free 3.5 with first order, 4 prerolls with orders over $179.
Long review for the readers:
Customer Service:
They were in touch with me even though it was evening to pair me with what they wanted me to review. I also received an email to let me know my order was delivered. Of course I already had my package by then but it was all very great, good communication.
Shipping:
Mailed package on Thursday with an upcoming long weekend and Canada post is estimating it will not arrive until Tuesday. I have ‘signature required’ so I’m less worried about postal theft but I’m still more anxious about it than I would be if they’d have choked off and waited til Tuesday to mail it. Your milage may vary.
Still, somehow it arrived on Friday so I’m not upset they sent it out. Because now my weekend is going to be amaaaazing.
Packaging: The exterior could be any package. Inside is an opaque vacuum sealed bag and inside of that is another vacuum sealed bag. No exterior smell. Very professional. Includes a business card with a coupon, but the coupon does not specify any sort of discount. Mystery???
Everything is individually packaged in bottles with moisture control packages and custom labels for each strain. A step above baggies. Even the grams! All of the gifts are labeled to clearly indicate which are samples and which were part of your order which I thought was a cute touch.
The budder sample is in a bag with a custom label, inside of which is an eyeshadow jar with a rubber insert. It’s thoughtfully assembled.
The buds:
Rockstar: AAA
Sticky and dark. The smell is powerful. I first popped a standard sized bowl into my vaporizer, and shared it with a friend. The first thing I noticed was how intense the flavor profile is. Not only are the buds nice and terpy when you break into them, but they maintain a powerful flavor my friend described as ‘berry’. I believe it was named after the energy drink, because it has that bitterness and fake fruit flavor I expect from a Rockstar.
The vaped high was cerebral, sleepy, and very socially enhancing. I felt less stressed about handling multiple text messages, very present and then went and took photos of all the products.
The Blackberry Brandy Papers:
Second, because of the noted berry flavor, I made a joint out of the blackberry brandy flavored paper. A good flavor combination, I highly recommend if you’re a joint smoker. The paper lent a very slight note to the experience, mostly I noticed it when I licked it to seal it–it tasted like a berry gummy, fake sweet. The paper is really cute, it has berries printed on it with a soy based ink.
The experience would have been smoother if I was sharing the j and could have burnt through it in one go. When I relit the paper flared up on the seam and wasted some of it. Never had a joint do that before. This happened when I tried using one the next day as well. My friend noted she liked the smell of it burning.
Rockstar itself performed excellent in the joint, a slow controlled burn (when it wasn’t actually on fire). Smoking enhanced its energetic effects and I can probably do anything. Wow. I would describe it as energetic and euphoric. Truly a star. It’s definitely a hybrid as I get both sleepy and energy with this one.
Green Crack AA:
An AA for sure. Small flaky buds. Low smell, you really have to get into the bottle to get anything. Tastes dirty and wet. It does vaporize and get clouds rather than just withering into nothing, so it’s not worthless. However I can’t say I’m disappointed I only got the free 3.5 of this strain. I have had worse weed. Throw it in a j for your friends and save the AAAAs for yourself.
Due to having this opinion I tested it in a joint with the DLX premium papers. The papers are extremely thin, and I have to say they may be the best papers I’ve ever tried.
Green Crack deals all right packed into a joint, it’s possible to get a good cherry burn going. The flavor is unremarkable but it gets the job done.
Those were the only two I tried smoking. The rest is all vaporized from dry herb.
Alien OG AAAA:
Now this makes up for that AA crap. Freakin worlds of difference between these strains. This tastes earthy in a grass way, flavorful and potent. This is a rightful AAAA strain, I would say. The buds are sizeable, cured just right, and the smell is powerful. This is an almost psychedelic heavy hitter, really pushes the boundaries of just how high marijuana in its flower form can take you. I am not disappointed and highly recommend this strain for seasoned users.
Sour Tangie AAAA:
Enjoyable flavor that reminds me of fake orange juice from my childhood. They’re potent, but I’m not quite sold on these being sold as AAAA buds. They smell great, but all of the buds are tiny. They’re still nice, though. I do think it’s a must-try sativa strain simply because of how awesome the effects are and how great it tastes. This rocketed me to creative joyful happy places and I’m glad I bought 7 grams of it. I highly recommend this strain if you want a really great tasting weed or one of those sativas where you accidentally end up writing an entire novel.
LA Confidential OG AAAA:
After finally emerging from this high I can crawl back to my computer and say that yes, yes, this is a true AAAA option. Nice large bud, cracks open and reveals trails of trichomes thickening towards the core. It grieves me that I don’t have an ounce of this to hibernate during the winter. The flavor is velvety and relaxing, smooth and piney. The result is extremely relaxing, a solid indica high. I highly recommend for anyone who wants a very relaxing painkilling indica.
Walter White AAAA:
I forgot to post this in my original review! It messed me up so much I completely forgot it existed. Hah. It’s intense. Kind of makes me anxious. Great buds, lots of orange hairs which indicate healthy flowers. It tastes smooth, and I found its high was a quick brutal one. NOT a night time smoke. Use this one before you want to like, crush yard work, graffiti an entire wall in your basement, bake 500 cookies, and press ALL OF YOUR LAUNDRY even though you’ve NEVER IRONED BEFORE.
Space Cookies budder AAAA:
Absolutely the star of this package. Killer. It tastes waxy and sweet, not too terpy with its sugar “cookie” flavor either. Very subtle and enjoyable hits. I use a vape with a wax cup. This budder vaporized without leaving any residue, the consistency is easy to work with using a dabber, and the effects are rightfully AAAA+. It won’t take very much of this to send you to space. One gram of this is going to get me high SO many times. This is an incredible product if you like budder. I keep reaching back for this every time I want to use anything.
If I go buy anything from Speedgreens it’ll probably be their budder. They have an excellent selection of options and if this is an example of what quality to expect, I know I’ll want to treat mahself.
Site critique notes:
The site itself looks great, with a couple of problems.
In the checkout area, “Signature required” checkbox explanation cuts off at ‘if the’.
Refuses to accept shorter passwords, a “safety feature” I consider irrelevant on sites like this because it’s way more likely someone’s going to hack a database and scrape all the passwords or open my laptop and automatically populate the password field. “Name from Place purchased Item” feature is a bit alarming to be included on a site selling cannabis but maybe that’s just me. Customer service popup makes a noise when you’re not on the tab!
I cannot give a full rating because of these annoying site features and the slight under weight. I wouldn’t complain about being shorted .2 on a 7 but since I’m reviewing I do have to mention it. Otherwise very happy.
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