Deeeeep Breath

All buds were good average size, listed as mediums which was fair as hell for the price. No small nugs at all and no shake, which I always like because as long as it’s over 28 gs he will send it out lol. Some moms seem like they will crack a nug or throw in pebbles to get... 28 on the dot...Buds are all rock hard and dense, super sticky. Had a hard time getting my grinder open after because of these cake masters. Very visually appealing crisp looking product.

Again smell didn’t smack me (although meat breath is already getting stinkier after under 2 days with boveda) but crackin the pack gives you a nice gassy/chemical berry aroma.

The taste is way better than I was anticipating, reminds me of a fruity liqueur (hypnotic, alize) I really enjoyed it a lot since I prefer fruity taste over cake or cookies. I love exhaling this one through my nose. Even though my nose is running because it’s cold as shit here right now lmao.

Got punched in the face by the potency with this one (seen some people say his shit lacks potency?)The high on this actually sets in pretty damn fast, I was considering putting my morning joint out half way but said naw and decided to fully test her out lol. It’s a clear headed high but your thoughts start racing (not in a bad way) You instantly feel a sense of release and relaxation kick into your brain. You will for sure just have a dumb smile on your face for no reason haha. Feel some nice warm waves slowly wash over your whole body. Not very energizing, more of a chill out with your homies smoke. Perfect for just hoping back in bed and thinking about life too though lol. Nice warm cement blanket on my body it feels like and my head is in a perfect place. Perfect evenly balanced hybrid smoke in my opinion. Maybe I’m just in lazy mode? Gotta grab groceries soon so I’ll smoke a joint in the parking lot and report back with how much money I wasted on munchies ?

Overall for $115, I’m going to be kicking myself for only grabbing 1 zip.. lol yeah I’m gonna give this 9.5/10

Easily could have got a perfect score if the smell was stronger. This is solid as hell after my first 2 joints of this stuff honestly. For $115 this is just insane quality.... TCF is definitely Heavyweight champ in the MoM game right now and its like 90’s Tyson level lmao. Solid shit as is expected. I’m at the point where being disappointed would be a shock to me.

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Saw this pop up on the drop last week and had to pickup an ounce to see if it was worth the $3000/pound price tag lol. Pretty sure this is the most expensive flower TCF has ever listed. Anyway, the flower looked and smelled great upon open the mylar. Pretty unique terps honestly, think it’s a pink... cookies x triple OG cross cuz it doesn’t really smell like a regular pink. Kind of like a creamy/cakey OG smell to it. Flavour comes through pretty well too with some nugs burning a bit whiter than others but nothing crazy dark, isn’t an insane smoke IMO but it’s still pretty good. Not 100% sure if it’s worth $3k/pound but I’m still happy at $210 for a zip shipped, also not sure how all my TCF packs come so quick to Ontario but I love it lol.

Honestly I kinda prefer the Purple Rockstar from his own crop a bit more, I am a sucker for rockstar though lol.

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Edit: I think the main reason I prefer the rockstar is because of how fresh it came, not saying this stuff is old but it’s just not straight outta the cure like you get with TCFs own crops.
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MEAT Breath ?

Another crazy drop from TCF, so of course I had to take a peek (Too much to choose from lol) I’m still fucking with the Stankasaurus super hard.. That’s why when I saw this strain it caught my eye. Just having “meat” in the name made me wanna try it out. Got this and... some Deep Breath for $280 including shipping.

Buds are massive and dense, really beautifully shaped and trimmed. Comes in about 15 nugs weighing in just over 29 grams. Nothing tiny and no shake, which I’ll admit I’ve become used to expecting from TCF (Cactus B. has been my only pack out of maybe 15 with popcorn and pebbles so far, minus smalls drops) nice semi dark green tint, good trim job. Not super sticky.

The smell was disappointing since I was expecting it to stank my house up lol. You do get a faint smell of meat though when you grind it up, but I was expecting more honestly. Hope this picks up after some clapping cheeks with bovedas!

I’m the anti-Anthony Bourdain when it comes to describing weed tastes (I suck at it lol) So I usually just see if the website description is accurate and this one seems to be. Definitely get a beef jerky type taste on exhale. Didn’t get much citrus though. Very smooth on the throat and basically pure white ash.

Listed as a 50/50 hybrid but I feel like it leans indica in its effects. Even though you feel the nice heavy feeling in your arms and legs after a few puffs, it’s not too overpowering where you get lazy. This won’t kamikaze you to your couch or have you spaced out. I feel like the high kind of flows with your mood, going for a little adventure around the city or just chilling and watching a movie both seem like a great idea after. This is a great buzz that is suitable for afternoons I feel like, not a knock out strain but still heavy on the potency. Mind and body both at ease with this relaxing smoke. Very enjoyable and stress relieving I feel like. Also got the munchies which is rare for me so this is perfect for my personal needs.

Right now I’ll go 7/10 but I feel like my rating may go up after some jarring as they usually do.

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Insane Terps, Super dank. This flower is out of this world !! Lottery winner buzz. Dark ash !!! First time ordering with TCF.