Just received the $70 sample pack from these guys and this was included. Really like this stuff. Sativa leaning high. Energetic and focused. At first I thought the potency may be lacking but it definitely crept up on me. Sweet grassy notes on the nose. Almost get a bit of cinnamon. Good clean burn. ...The ash is nice and salty. Love how smooth this stuff is on the throat. Good pick up. Especially at the $130 per oz they are asking.See More

I haven’t gotten a chance to smoke it yet, but this flower is absolutely beautiful, and has a killer sweet grape smell.

TheGreenVault Sample review

Sign Up

The sign up is simple with no ID needed, just a name, email and password are required.

Ordering & Pricing

The website is quick and easy to browse, and the ordering process is straightforward like most MoM’s. This flower is curr...ently sold out but they have 3 other strains that are rated the same in the $130-140 range and some 91 supreme shatter.

Communication

The person I spoke with on discord was very friendly and helpful. There were no hiccups with my order so communication about it was minimal.

Packaging

The packaging was alright but not the most discreet. I have since heard that they will package full order more securely.

Products / Photos

The cost/value for flower is not taken into account in the rating and is instead talked about in the notes below, all of the flower strains were smoked in a joint.

Grease Monkey

8.5/10

Smell/Looks: Very pleasant sweet and pungent earth aroma with a hint of sour berries to me. Nugs were small-medium sized, were dense but still a bit spongy and absolutely caked.

Smoke/Flavor: Smoked pretty nice, it was mostly smooth, burned with white-grey ash and the pungent earthy flavor was quite noticeable.

Effects: The effects were a strong relaxing and euphoric body buzz with a bit of that mind fog feeling, it also came with couch lock and the munchies.

Notes: I enjoyed this batch for the afternoon/evening, the only things holding it back from being a AAAA in my opinion are the slightly smaller bud size and the smoke that still had just a bit of harshness.

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Incentive for Customers

None currently.

Incentive for Review

I was sent this sample pack with the expectation that I would write a fair and honest review of the sample sent.

Notes

The selection this MoM has right now is limited but for $120/oz this stuff was a really great value in my opinion. If they can consistently offer flower like that at a similar price point I think they will be a MoM to watch for sure.See More

The buds have a very pleasant sweet and pungent earth aroma with a hint of sour berries to me. Nugs are mostly small sized, are dense but still a bit spongy and absolutely caked. It smoked nicely, it was pretty smooth, burned with white-grey ash, and the pungent earthy flavor was quite noticeable. T...he effects were a strong relaxing and euphoric body buzz with a bit of that mind fog feeling, it also came with couch lock and the munchies. I enjoyed this batch, the only things holding it back from being a AAAA in my opinion are the slightly smaller bud size and the smoke that still had just a bit of harshness.


This was a sample provided for review purposes, but for the $120/Oz it’s on for now this is a great deal in my opinion.


Bonus microscope shot: [https://i.imgur.com/V8KzXGG.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V8KzXGG.jpg)See More

Hello and welcome to another review from AimOrDie. This time I’m reviewing the only strain that TheGreenVault has available on the site, and in my opinion it’s a steal at $120/oz.

Sign Up:

Sign up is the usual very simple, standard process.

Ordering & Pricing:

I... received a sample through Discord, so I can’t speak to the ordering process, but the pricing is great for this strain.

Communication:

Very strong communication, quick responses, friendly and seemingly interested in learning from the community.

Packaging:

Packaging was very simple, but I was assured that real orders would be packed in a more standard way.

Products / Photos:

Grease Monkey

I’m really enjoying smoking this strain, the nugs are on the smaller side, being mostly medium nugs that are under a gram size, with a couple slightly larger ones, all of which are absolutely caked. The smell is fantastic, a very pungent mixture of earthy/gassy and berries, with a taste that comes through very well in the smoke. Bag appeal overall is top notch, and the high is seemingly indica leaning, providing some really nice relaxing effects. This strain is a killer, and in my opinion, I’d call it a high AAA if not a low AAAA 88/100for me.

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Incentive for Customers:

A well priced high quality oz.

Incentive for Review:

I was provided with a sample for my honest review.

Notes:

TheGreenVault is very new, and they seem to have a solid business plan. I’d keep my eye on them in the near future.See More