Quality 6/10 - Value 9/10

I’m normally worried by Distillate being around $25/g. But this stuff was $19/g ($187 if you buy a 10 pack). So worst case scenario, I make a bunch of edibles out of it.

Well its a tiny bit more runny than most distillates I’ve had, but I think its b...ecause its the highest terp-ratio distillate I’ve had. Its a little too much terps for me, but to be fair, I’m the kind of person that is very sensitive to scents. I actually get migraines from scents. So I could be way off on this.

So far I’ve only tried Gods Green Crack, and Tom Ford, and they are both identical in smell. Just pure Pine. Absolutely nothing else there.

I gave the Zskittlez to a friend, and he says it just smells like candy. I took a quick whiff of the Apple Jacks, and it smells like apple scent. I dont think these are actual strain terpene profiles.

I regret not choosing the Raw (unflavoured option). But again, I’m sensitive to smells.

The vaping quality is fine. Seems okay.See More

Elmers Glue, A cross of GG4 x White Widow. Not the prettiest bag appeal but it’s definitely more about the effects it offers. Sticky, semi dense nugs that are eafier in nature with plenty of long, winding orange hairs. Forest green in colour, with it’s darker shades complimenting the healthy tri...chome coverage.

Hard to pinpoint the complex yet very familiar aroma at first. Woodsy and peppery with pungent notes of sharp earth and that traditional ’glue’ from the GG4. Translates nicely to taste, producing a thick and expansive smoke that burns a salt and pepper ash and it can induce a bit of a cough. Not the most tastiest of strains, but definitely stays true to it’s name and lineage.

The high is definitely indica leaning with it’s combination of relaxing and sedating body effects. Produces a strong couch lock. The type where you actually feel heavy limbed and lazy. Also accompanied by a hazy head stone making it an ideal strain for hanging around home and not doing a thing. Great for binging shows.See More

Probably one of the nicest if not the nicest looking GGC’s I’ve had. Dense, frosty, tightly trimmed buds that sport deep streaks of purple accompanied by dark orange hairs. Quite sticky to the touch when breaking apart and many visible trichome heads inside and out.

Very creamy and pine...y aroma with subtle herbal undertones. Real pleasant, although unfortunately doesn’t translate at all to taste, producing more of a generic, earthy flavour behind. Smooth on the exhale and burns with a light salt and pepper ash.

The high is of medium potency and very hybrid like in nature. Calming heady effects, paired with a relaxing, but not sedative couch lock and still keeps the mind clear and focused. Definitely a more toned down and mellow version than I’m used to with this strain.See More

They’re Ok.

Quality 4/10 - Value 9/10

It was $14.99/oz. It was the cheapest I’ve ever seen shake, so I got 2 ounces along with an order of distillate syringes. I’m a man of simple pleasures, I’m not turned off by crappy weed.

I plan on using this to make Cannabutter, but I wanted to sm...oke a bit to get a rough gauge on its potency.

Well its mostly sugar leaves, and little bits of bud. This is trim, not shake. Not much bud, and mostly about the size of a BB. But all of it looks fairly sparkly. Smells really good, like pine and lemon. I ground up a bit and rolled a J. Based on my usual weed being around 20%, I would say this is about 10-15% THC. And its definitely a Sativa. Very uplifting, and euphoric.

I wish I bought a QP of this. Its worth $14.99/oz. I don’t plan on smoking any more of it. Its all going into butter. I’m looking forward to some edibles that aren’t made from couch-lock Indica strains.

If anyone else is a cheapass like me, and wants to buy this to smoke. I would say go for it. It looks like crap, but it smells good. Its tolerable. But it burns too quick, faster than the rolling paper. I would be happy to have this to smoke if I ran out of real weed.See More