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Rockstar Tuna - Elephant Garden (late May-June '25)

camel_jockey_2751

The nugs look nice as fuck, forest green foxtails and nuggets with decent to strong purple hues on the underskirt or on the inside, and the trichomes are really noticeable and crystally. Smells potent as well, it has that classic nose of gassy and sour, fishy pungent terps that really fill up a room by just breaking up a nug. The smell translates into a similar taste on a dry toke in a spliff. In a spliff the smoke is really good, heavy hitting but tasting nice, gassy and sour. I’m talking about that gas, pink, tuna variant taste. The ash is very salty and produces a decent oil ring. I can feel my chest tumping halfway through lol. The high is a classic indica couchlock high, makes you feel really mellow and euphoric at first and then knocks you out later on. Really helps me get to sleep. Feels really potent for me, and I’m a pretty heavy smoker, I often smoke infused pre rolls aside from MoM flower. So if this is getting me high I’d say it’s pretty potent. Overall looks 9/10 high 9/10 I really like this strain. Genuinely don’t have any complaints at all

Jun 09, 2025

Elephant Garden - MK Ultra - June 2025

National_Shower_2965

This is advertised as quads on Elephant Garden and is supposed to be the “best” strain and “highest” quality they carry. Appearance: Absolutely beautiful buds. Dense, sticky, frosty — straight up looked like textbook quads. Trim was tight, no dryness, and the flower felt alive in hand. Easily top-tier visually, no complaints here. Smoke & Taste: This is where everything fell apart. The buds had no real nose, even after grinding — just flat, muted, and lifeless. The smoke itself was clean (white ash), but it had zero terp flavor and didn’t burn smooth like true quads. It’s the kind of weed that fools you with how it looks, but has no soul when you light it. Effects: Extremely underwhelming. The high was heavy, cloudy, and slightly sedating with no euphoria. My mind stayed dull and groggy — not relaxed, not creative, just stuck. This screams late harvest or poor cure. It hits, but not in a way you want at all. There’s no joy in the high. Overall Thoughts: This is a textbook example of “dead weed in a pretty body.” The buds look elite, but the experience is lifeless. No smell, no flavor, no uplifting effects. Just a heavy crash without a takeoff. I’ve been burned too many times by bud that looks premium but smokes like mids — and unfortunately, this is one of those. Rating: 5.5/10 (Looks 10/10, Smoke 4/10, High 3/10)

Jun 06, 2025

Bluefin Tuna / Elephant Garden / May 2025

Affectionate-Pin-939

Its only rated AAA but I found it to be one of the nicer tasting indicas Ive had in a long time. Burns super clean and has that old school kush taste all the way through. When they restock ill def be grabbing more

Jun 02, 2025

Black Cherry OG - Elephant Garden - May '25

iusethisatw0rk

May 30, 2025

Black Cherry OG - Elephant Garden - May '25

iusethisatw0rk

~5-7gs were smoked/vaped before this review. I purchased this myself. I am not affiliated with any MoM Look/Feel: 3.5/5 - While not jaw dropping, it is still decently eye-catching. The greens run deep, with hints of amber and deep purple. When opened, the deep green is still present and more trichromes are revealed. Soft to the touch, but still as dense as it should be. When put through my grinder it busted up as it should. Size was medium to small, but nothing felt popcorn sized. When rolled well, ash was almost entirely white, with hints of black still speckled throughout. It should be noted that I'm ok at rolling at best, though. Taste/Smell: 2.5/5 - While the floral-skunk aroma and taste are welcome, they're very mute. Even through a vape it mostly just tasted like hot air. Certainly doesn't taste bad, just not one that stands out at all. Packaging: 2.5/5 - Paper/plastic ziploc style bag. Vacuumed sealed well enough that nothing could be detected until open, but not so tight that the buds ended up squished together. Loses points because EG doesn't include humidity packs, and as someone who orders from the east coast, a single one in the ziploc would be greatly appreciated. Effects: 3.5/5 - Sedating, relaxing, meditative, introspective. This bud radiated throughout my body and brought me deep into thought. Aches and pains in my body loosened, and my queasiness from an earlier flair up wore off. My biggest complaint with the bud is the potency. It's sold as AAA, which it definitely is, but I still expected to get to where I wanted with less than I ended up needing. Once there, though, this bud's high is extremely comfortable. Overall I'm neutral on this bud. I'm not at all disappointed with its value, but it isn't for everyone. Anyone looking to medicate, has a low tolerance, or are looking for a heavy mix in, this is it. Anyone looking to get sent to the moon from a single bong rip should look at other offerings. ✌️

May 30, 2025

Blueberry Mac (popcorn) - Elephant Garden - May '25

iusethisatw0rk

May 29, 2025

Blueberry Mac (popcorn) - Elephant Garden - May '25

iusethisatw0rk

Approximately 1g was vaped before this review I purchased this myself. I am not affiliated with any MoM. Look/Feel: 3/5 - Nugs sparkle with trichromes, greens run deep and there's a nice hint of purple. It was purchased as popcorn, so I won't take points away for size, I did take points away for dryness though. As soon as I touched it, it went from an easy 4/5 right down to 3, even considered 2.5. It should be noted that it did sit in shipping for a week, which was out of EG's control. Not tossing in a moisture pack was a choice they made, though. Trim job is decent. I've seen better, but have also seen much worse. Smell/Taste: 4.5/5 - Immediately smells of berries and gas. The taste is the same, with a sweet start and a gassy/skunky aftertaste. Some of the best tasting but I've run through my DHV yet. The kind of weed that begs for another bowl, even if you're already blitzed, just for the taste. Packaging: 2.5/5 - A paper/plastic mix ziploc style bag. Was vacuumed sealed well enough to cover any smell, but no so much the buds were squished together. Loses points for not including any sort of moisture pack. I order from the east coast. A tad more moisture would be greatly appreciated. Effects: 4.5/5 - Relaxing, happy, radiating and heavy. It started by lifting my mood, then started radiating throughout my body. As I kept taking rips from my whip, I started noticing how much vacant staring I was doing. I was couch locked and in a totally other world at its peak. When settled, I noticed myself giggling at the Simpsons more and more, and the aches and pains through my body started to ease. It slowed my anxiety and kept my mood right. Overall I'd recommend this bud. I'd highly recommend it if not for the lack of moisture. I haven't combusted any yet, but I do fear it will be harsher than it should be. Other than that, it's great bud. I enjoy the hybrid mix that feels more like a full spectrum high, and not just a mind high. This is the bud you want after work, hanging out with friends, or spending a rainy day in. ✌️

May 29, 2025

Elephant garden bulk edibles

Itchy-Money-2242

Is it good? Also do they id?

May 28, 2025

Pinkman Goo - Elephantgarden - May 2025

maffiaboyzz

May 23, 2025

Black Cherry OG - Elephant Garden - May 2025

bobbeeeh

Visually, it's big and dense for AAA. Still some leaves and stern here and there but mostly well trimmed. There are a few dark purple hues tucker underneath the nugs. Still, most of it is quite average looking for the tier but still good. On nose, it's subtle but pleasant. It has a mix of earthy with berry like sweetness. Doesn't fill up the room but will certainly linger in your mouth. Effects were balanced and lean toward the chill side. It felt good when the body melted down after smoking but still with a clear head.

May 07, 2025