MMJExpress

Maui waui [mmjexpress] 01/01/2021

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Maui waui rated as AAA Sativa A cross of Hawaiian x Unknown strain. Big schunky nugs with a dense elongated and really tight structure. Fresh bud with a good humidity level didnt felt snappy or wet just perfect. It had a nice mixe of light and dark green with long orange hairs getting thicker and  at the top of the buds. Smell was super fruity and tropical has to be top 5 in the most fruity strains I had this year. It smell almost of a sour papaya with hints of skunky woodyness. The smoke was crazy smooth and light. It got even more fruity barely got any earthy or skunk on the exhale. Burned to a white fluffy ash burned slow and steady as I expected by how fresh they look, greased up after a couple drags The effect where nice. Kind of a generic Sativa hybrid high. I felt decently uplifted, euphoric and creative but also quit relaxed not much of a headrush dizzy feeling. But perfect first strain for a wake and bake or clear headed outdoor time

Jan 26, 2021

Chemodo Breath [mmjexpress] 01/01/2021

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Chemodo Breath @mmjexpress.cc rated as AAA Indica A cross of; OGKB 2.0 x Gorilla Dawg Small nugs bright green for the most part with some hints of forest green on the sugar leafs. Dark amber pistils with a nice white frost all over and lost of intact heads on the outside. It was dry snappy even after a couple days in with the bovedas Smell was nice earthy OG like skunky. Not the most pungent got better once grinded up. The smoke was really funky chemical almost nutty/earthy with again the OG background. It burned fast and left a darker ash. It was euphorising, a happy mood inducer still relaxing lead to sedation but half the time is mostly clear headed and uplifting. It felt easy to keep track of toughts great for laid back time maybe not as a wake and back but evening and so on

Jan 25, 2021

Mendocino Purp [ mmjexpress] 01/01/2021

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Mendocino Purps @ mmjexpress.cc rated as AAA Indica. Medium sized nugs pretty dense. Entirely purple with hints of green on some sugar leafs and stems. Long pistils with a dark amber color. Super fresh and sticky a bit of headless stalks on the outside but once busted open there was a nice coating with rainbow heads showing. Even cauggt a purple one. The smell was crazy pungent and complex as soon as opening the bag. Skunky piney with undertones of berries even louder when grinded. The smoke was so smooth and had interesting but light taste something like a skunky piney grape similar to the smell but smooth in contrast with the pungent taste.The ash where white with a light dark film on the rim. The effects are relaxing but i didn't found it to be sedating. I felt euphoric and sharp while still relatively relaxed didnt led to sedation even after indulging a couple sesh in a row. Great for mid day or night definetly a nice treat.

Jan 24, 2021

Cotton Purple Chem [mmjexpress] 01/01/2021

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Cotton Purple Chem @mmjexpress.cc or CPC rated as Hybrid 50/50 A cross with unknown parentage. Taught to be Chemdawg x Purple Cotton Candy I was hyped for this one never had the chance to try it and the buds where insanely coated with juicy heads. Big to medium size nugs with a dense structure not super tight more firm/plumpy then solid. Bright green all over with short and orangey hairs. A glistening coating of trichomes on the outside even more frosty once busted open. Smell was earthy skunky with faint candy hints. All transfered to the taste really well with the sweet skunky side coming first. Funky and pleasant taste. The smoke was rather light and smooth it burned nice and steady and left a white fluffy ash on each bowl. Greasing up joing after a couple drag t This one hit really hard for a 50/50 hybrid. A full body relaxation slowly building paired with a anxiousless clear headed feeling. Great for mid day and early night really enjoyable the high lasted quit long and the body effect are quit potent so I wouldn't use it in the morning  personally but after diner more so ahah

Jan 24, 2021

Ghost Train Haze [MMJexpress] 01/01/2021

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Ghost Train Haze - @mmjexpress.cc rated as Sativa AAA A cross of Ghost OG and Neville’s Wreck. Small and medium sized nugs, dense and tight structure. Deep and bright purple coating all over couple of bright lime greens leaf giving it a nice contrast. It was litteraly glued inside the vac bag with the the buds all sticked to each another definitely feels sticky. It was super pungent with an intense herbal  citrusy smell. Became even stronger once you ground it up and it transfered to the smooth but heavy smoke super nicely reminded me a lot of a Durban Poison in the way it smelled. A lot of the spicy citrus on the exhale. Burned really well slow and steady with a grayish fluffy ash on each bowls. The high was really surprising a clear headed with a light spacy relaxing  effect. Used it as a wake and bake no big downer but better to lay back as it is still pretty potent and relaxing.

Jan 24, 2021

LA Confidential [ Mmjexpress.cc] 01/01/2021

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LA Confidential @mmjexpress.cc Rated as AAA indica A cross of O.G. LA Affie x Landrace Afghani Was excited for this one last time I had this strain was a about 8 years back. Fresh smaller sized nugs with a bright green touch of forest green and hints of purple on the leafs. A bit leafy but super sticky a lot of milky heads inside a bit less on the exterior. The smell was mostly skunky and lightly woody but once ground up i got the whiffs I remembered got more spicy/piney mixed in. Really nice taste but burned a bit salt and pepper. It greased up joints really nicely about 1/4 into it. The effefts are super sedative great for late night heavy eyes and cotton mouth inducer. Got me really couch locked. Just like i remember

Jan 22, 2021

Dragon Breath[mmjexpress] 01/01/2021

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Dragon Breath @mmjexpress.cc rated as AAA Hybrid said to be 50/50 unknown exact % due to skunk pheno. A cross of Northern Light x Jack Herer and an unknown skunk pheno. Medium to small nugs all dense and tight. A bright lime green long orange pistils. The exterior had been brushed against the bag a bit more stalks then head. But once busted open it was insanely frosty and sticky. Felt really fresh the stem didn't snap with light essure needed to use 2 hands. Smell was crazy pungent a kick in the face when you unseal the vac bag. Skunky fruity mostly citrusy with a sweet earthy side. Burned really nice and steady left a grayish and fluffy ash. This one made me feel energetic ready for daily task. Great for hanging arround the house a euphorising and uplifting high that last quit long without any downer. Perfect day time strain. Itchy eyes beware. This was so easy to take pics of, just snap one nug and first shot was a big glass of milk !

Jan 22, 2021

Alaskan ThunderFuck - MMJ Express - October 2020

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Oct 25, 2020

Purple Trainwreck - MMJ Express - September

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20200929_114032.jpg Bag Appeal: The buds were really dense and pretty dried out. I really like the bright colours on it though. It had some amount of trichs for sure but not that much. The buds look machine tumbled too. Smell: I found it had a type of spicy herbal tea kind of smell. It wasn’t really pungent either. Burn: Burned dark grey with a lot of black in it. Didn’t have a big oil ring and it was really harsh on the throat. I had a hard time finishing my J. Potency: This is a pretty balanced hybrid for sure, it wasn’t that potent either so this could be taken during the day no problem. I honestly didn’t feel much of an effect with this one. A little bit of calmness and a little pressure in the head but that’s about it.

Oct 01, 2020

Violator Kush - MMJ Express - September 2020

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Very intense Violator smell I love it! Super nice bag appeal as you can see almost 0 bottom bag in the entire half, some leafs here and there but overall im satisfied! Taste very good! piney, herbal, kushy... all at the same time specially on exhale... smokes very well and nice grey/white ash, super clean Bud structure is good, smell is on point, taste is very clean and the potency is excellent! I would definitely recommend

Sep 13, 2020