MMJExpress

Slurmint * MMJ Express * February

/u/bos420

Strain - Slurmint (Slurricane x Platinum Kush Mints) Vistual/Texture - this zip of "popcorn" buds containing very little actual popcorn and more smaller sized nugs. Colors spread between a bright lime green, medium emerald, and accented by little accents of darker plum peering through. Having a sponge like texture, springing back to form once pressed. A mane of lighter orange pistils occupy the surface, and topped by a frosted up layer of snowy trichomes Scent - directly after emergence your surroundings are overtaken by the exotic fumes. Uniquely scented aromatics, bringing a strong blend of sweet tropical fruity tones, with a distinct minty bite, and milder undertones of earthy herbs Smoke - the taste behind the smoke is almost identical to the nose. Inhales bringing a  sweet tropical fruit flavoring along with a spicy herbal mint, and a light earthiness. During the exhale the spiced mint becomes more dominant with a fruity earthiness pairing with it. Combustion  producing a lighter grey peppered ash, and an oil ring emerging quite quickly  High - Slurmint being a hybrid with an indica edge (60/40) initially sparking a short lived uplifted feeling of motivation, and brings on a clear headed cerebral enhanced high. There's a deep sense of relaxation that washes over the entire body, which provides a tingly, pain relieving sensation. Finding this strain better reserved for later day or evening time sessions

Feb 28, 2022

Huckleberry / mmj express / February 2022

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Feb 27, 2022

Dank Sinatra / MMJ express / February 10 (incentivized)

/u/luckyhazed

Chilling out on a Sunday morning making reviews , I decide to review that one because of the medical effects/benefits that I feel with this strain . It’s an intense indica with a full body stone effect. Perfect for me as a person who deal with anxiety , that one is intense and make me sedated and relaxed for the entire night or afternoon when I am not at work. I prefer smoking a fat joint of Dank Sinatra instead of taking a benzo. Happy feeling and helped with the dinner time . Leave me with a feeling that I was hungry and help me to eat . Buds are sticky a lot it make it hard to grind a lil but super easy for rolling. That’s why them buds are shaped like that because of the transport and they are super sticky in a little bag, I didn’t complain It didn’t affect the quality of the product as you can see in my picture . Crazy dank taste with citrus and herbal after taste when exhaled , smell is super pungent . Ashes was clean salt n pepper . Overall a 10/10 !

Feb 27, 2022

Pinkman Goo * MMJ Express * February

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Strain - Pinkman Goo (Granddaddy Purps x Grape Ape x Northern Lights #5) Vistual/Texture - a zip of spear shaped solid little popcorn buds, rock pebbles with an exterior feeling slightly crisp with a sticky greasiness. Sporting some solid bag appeal, covered by shades of dark forest green, portions accented by bright neon hues, and undertones of lighter lavender patches seeping through. Copper pistils brightly colored with an even distribution over the nugs, and caked in a thick layer of milky white trichomes Scent - an aroma of loud pleasant terpenes immediately airborne, only to become more powerful post grind. Bringing on a volumized emergence of floral herbs in the foreground, with notes of sweetened berries, and minor coffee hints faintly in the background Smoke - the nose following suite, mirroring over to the smoke. Drawing in hoots fueled by a herbal floral duo, followed up by a sweet berry grape flavoring which fades to a sour woodiness. Exhaling the taste moves to a cedar spice taste with the remainder being  a sweetened berry herbs continuing to lay on the palate for some time after released. The produced ash being lighter grey in color with minor pepper specks, and a greased up resin ring intact High - Pinkman Goo being a majority indica hybrid (80/20) is brought together by a trio of familiar genetics. Initally sparking motivation with an uplifting boost of energy, while an enhanced sense of euphoria strikes, alleviating stess, replacing it with thoughts of happiness. Wearing into the stone the effects shift over to the body, sending a warm calming sense of relaxation over it. An enjoyable high for anytime of the day, or just taking the edge off

Feb 27, 2022

Holy Grail * MMJ Express * February

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Strain -  Holy Grail (OG #18 x Kosher Kush) Visual/Texture - the buds bricked together initially in two separate halves. These sticky little nugs have crisp feeling exteriors, highlighted by deep royal purple almost blackened patches, and a shared spread of medium emerald, and darker forest green. Thinly woven copper pistils combed over the surfaces, and all being showered by a thick wall of crystal ice trichomes Scent - straight up volumized terpenes pouring off this strain, kicking out a robust aroma. A bold compilation of scents fronted by a pungent skunky pine, with undertones of sweet herbal woodiness Smoke - that loud nose coming out quite identical in the smoke, with each inhale bringing on that potent piney skunk with sweet herbs. The exhale bearing more of an spicy cedar, earthiness. Long burning with bringing on a light to medium grey ash, and a thick oily resin ring High - Holy Grail having a slight indica dominance (60/40) comes in heavy on the eyes, and delivers a strong surge of euphoria. Decreasing stress while increasing your mood, bringing on a soothing, pain relieving body stone. Any remaining motivation taking a backseat, leaving this as a later day or evening time smoke

Feb 25, 2022

Gas Monkey * MMJ Express * February

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Strain - Gas Monkey (Grease Monkey x Gas) Vistual/Texture - this zip of "popcorn" nugs, comprised of mainly smaller with some medium sized buds. An airy fluffiness, light sponginess, crisp exteriors while maintaining a stickiness within. Shades of olive, along dark forest green being cast over them, and accented by darkened plum patches. Fire colored pistils lighting up the structures, and smothered in a thick layer of glistening trichomes  Scent - an immediate presence of powerful terpene emissions being carried out. Fuelled up by overtones of pungent diesel gas, skunky pines, followed by undertones of sweet lemon zest, and earthiness Smoke - making a flawless transition with the compilation of profiles carrying over. An inhale that's backed by a gassy diesel skunk, with a sweet lemon pine, and mild earthy flavoring. A bold skunky diesel earthy taste follows during the exhale. Ash colored light grey speckled in pepper, and forming an oily ring early on High - Gas Monkey being an indica edged hybrid (70/30) opening up with a strong euphoria, immediately bringing on an uplifted mood, and eliminating any stress. Bearing more of a heavy set relaxing second half, numbing the body, and providing an overall sense of relief. Best suited for later day or night time blazing, with a mellow, laid back stone to follow

Feb 22, 2022

Deathstar/mmjexpress/feb2022

/u/420-till-death

?Death star is beautiful  . All medium  sizednugs ,dence and tons of trichombs . The bud looks dark green,and parts almost look black . With tiny Lil orange hairs . Pretty nice to look at . 8/10 ?potent  smell of gas and earth maybe a slight bit of black pepper. 7.3/10 ?  White ash light oil ring taste kushy and gassy ,similar  to alot of death strains iv had in the past. The bud was not to sticky but the cure seemed  to be proper. In the vape it compliments  the smell . 7.8/10 ?this is a nice euphoric  high nice body buzz brings my pain down to almost 0. I'm very happy and I'm in a brain storming mode. lol This strain  is definitely my cup of tea. It was also well grown ? 8/10 For those who prefer (A-AAAA) ratings under 5 Is consider aa,   5 - 7 aaa , 8 -10 aaaa Overall rating 7.8/10 Thank you mmj express  for this amazing  smoke !

Feb 15, 2022

89 Octane / MMJExpress / February 9(incentivized)

/u/luckyhazed

Perfect evening strain, cross of death bubba and Hindu Kush it make the perfect one to toke just right before sleep. Piney aromas with big pungent hint and earthy flavors when toked,i really enjoy strain like that very very pungent. The high is definitely indica good for stress and help with the sleep. Still able to watch and do something but slower than usually lol. Light head feeling with uplifting effect and give me the munchies like every good indica do eh .? sticky flower with a beautiful structure and dense a lot. This one burn salt n’ pepper and a little rough on the throat when smoked in a joint but I find it was more soft in a bong. Overall a 8.5/10

Feb 14, 2022

Pink Wedding Cake | MMJ Express | February 11 (incentivized)

/u/luckyhazed

Big dank and gassy strain with a really nice humidity,as you can see those buds shining and they’re sticky a lot when you break them in two . Intense taste of « pink » when you exhale and it’s a taste who stay in the mouth for a while , a big pink taste with undertones of sweet&creamy that the wedding cake strain have. Effect are potent it’s a strain that I need to toke only in the evening and especially before bed because of the big sedative effect. It act fast and make me feel super relaxed and helped me to have a great appetite tho last night. Product burn really clean and leave a greasy ring around the joint. Overall 10/10 i want strain like that everyday lol ??

Feb 11, 2022

Pink Runtz * MMJ Express * January

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Strain - Pink Runtz Vistual/Texture - small rounded popcorn buds making up the entire zip. Dark forest green occupying the majority of the coloring, with undertones of emerald, and light lavender patching. Crisp shelled exterior, giving up some sponginess when squeezed, fluffy yet airy formations. Lengthy fire orange pistils brightening the nugs, and caked in a healthy layer of milky white trichomes Scent - taking a whiff of the mouth watering terpenes pouring off of this strain. Sporting a heavy fragrance of floral herbs, accented by scents of a sweet cherry fruitiness, and mild earthiness Smoke - making an on point transition from nose to taste. Pulling in flavorful hoots of sweetened floral cherries, and a herbal earthiness. Exhaling you still continue getting that the sweet fruitiness, with a cedar earthiness. The draws being smooth while giving off a lighter grey ash with little peppering, and surfacing an oil ring not long into sesh High - Pink Runtz is evenly split down the middle (50/50) bringing on a high that sends you into a state of bliss, completely removing any stress, and giving a sense of heightened euphoria. Your body experiences more of a calming relaxation, putting you completely at ease. A great smoke for any time, delivering an uplifting elevation while still allowing you to continue what you're doing

Feb 03, 2022