MMJExpress

Slurricane * MMJ Express * January

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Strain - Slurricane (Do-si-dos x Purple Punch) Vistual/Texture - the zip made up of some magnificent looking popcorn buds sharing surface space between a bright lime green, dark forest green undertones and eye grabbing vibrant violet hues. Fluffed out with an airy texture with a slightly dry crispness to the nugs. Short light fire orange pistils poking through the small structures, and completely frosted up in a thick layer of milky white trichomes Scent - cracking the jar open your surroundings become infested by the pleasant emissions of delicious terpenes. Strong aromas come off reeking from this exotic strain, bringing on strong wafted over tones of berry fruits joined together with skunky herbs, and earthy hints Smoke - that nose making a smooth transfer over while puffing, taking inhales of sweet tropical berries, with a herbal, and pungent earthy flavoring. Continuing with that sweetened taste, the exhales of sour berry fruit, with potent spicy, earthy overtones. Smoking produces a lighter to medium grey ash, and a greasy ring of resin emerges after a couple hoots. High - Slurricane is a close to evenly balanced hybrid (60/40) with the balance leaning on the indica side. Fires off by bringing on an inrush of energy, increased cerebral thoughts, and a strong euphoria flowing through your head. Your mood becomes heightened while your body experiences a deep sense of relaxation temporarily subsiding any pre-existing pain. Twisting this tasty hybrid during the day, or early evening will definitely leaving you lifted, and able to toss yourself on cruise control

Jan 31, 2022

MAC | MMJ Express | January 25 (incentivized)

/u/luckyhazed

I really enjoy a good Miracle Alien Cookies like that , them buds are so dense and frosty. The smell when I open the bag was intense like every nice MAC I have tried. Lemony/herbal smell with a nice hint of punginess when grinded and smoked. This one is really clean with a light head high who make everything look bright and more relaxing. MAC strain always give me a nice feeling to start the day right. Helped with my appetite and chronic inflammation in the neck . This products burn really clean when rolled in a joint some beautiful light grey ashes are there. These buds are sticky and size are perfect mixed with medium,small and big buds. For my case , it’s a strain that I can only enjoy on the morning and at the start of the afternoon because at night it keep me thinking and wanting watching documentaries like a crazy haha ???? Overall 10/10 for that nice MAC from MMJ

Jan 30, 2022

Jet Fuel * MMJ Express * January

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Strain - Jet Fuel (Aspen OG x High Country Diesel) Visual/Texture - clumped together this zip of popcorn buds, emerald green in color, with darker forest undertones, and patches being occupied by highlights of bright vibrant violet. For popcorn nugs, these were surprisingly sticky, with a sponge like density returning to form when squeeze. Shorter copper colored pistils extending outwards, and coated by a healthy layer of frosty trichomes Scent - giving off a loud emission of pungent terpenes filling your entire surroundings immediatly upon exposure. Bringing on potent aromatics that contain a strong overtone of diesel gas fuel, and a background scented of sweet skunky pine Smoke - light grey colored ash with pepper  specks, and a thick ring of resin forming after a few hits. Each inhale coming on with a flavor matching the nose, being filled by gaseous diesel fumes with hints of sweet piney skunk, and a mild earthiness. Almost equally as present while exhaling that continued deep gas along with a sweet earthy cedar flavoring High - Jet Fuel is a gassy, sativa lead hybrid  (70/30) which has an immediate effect behind the eyes, a cerebral head high, and an enhancing euphoria. A stone that increases your overall mood, and has your creative senses flowing. This strain is great for day blazing, leaving you toasted while still fully functional

Jan 28, 2022

Galactic DeathStar/MMJ Express / January 26(incentivized)

/u/luckyhazed

The first thing I notice it’s the size of these buds , they’re so big with an awesome smell when you open the bag. It’s smell dank everywhere in the house. That one have intense skunk smell and subtil floral note when grinded. Taste is exactly the same . I love stuff like that who taste like pungent but in a good way ?? Indica vibes instantly, have smoke an entire j’s of this and I was completely zooted after . It give me the munchies a lot so for people who need help with appetite it make that one a great way to make you hungry. Helped with my stress at the end of the day . Nice indica from MMJ . That thing burn white and leave a nice ring of resin around my joint . Overall a nice 10/10

Jan 27, 2022

Ice Cream Cake | MMJ Express | January 25 (incentivized)

/u/luckyhazed

Delicious Ice Cream Cake from MMJ Express, that stuff is super dank the smell when I open up the bag was pungent a lot with nice hint of creamy/vanilla when you crack a nugs in two. Hybrid feeling when smoked at the end of the day, deep relaxing effect but still can accomplish the things that I have to do after dinner. Didn’t feel any couch lock effect I was super productive but with a mind free,i didn’t wondering on something that I didn’t have tho, it help with my anxiety a lot. The product burn good with salt and pepper ashes and it’s smooth on the inhale and exhale. Taste is here , punginess and creamy side when exhaled. For me it’s something that I can only smoke in the afternoon/after job because it have the little energizing feeling that I can’t deal with that before sleep. Another nice products from MMJ. Overall 8.5/10

Jan 26, 2022

Love Potion OG | MMJ Express | January 24 (incentivized)

/u/luckyhazed

Awesome big big bud of 7g. That thing is dense and pack a punch a lot. Intense smell of the OG side of that beauty,skunky with a pungent touch, that one have an unique smell with floral hint and lemon. Bud is super sticky when you play with it and broke it. Humidity is perfect. It came with a little boveda Pack a thing that I always appreciate when the flower are big like that. Effect start with a clear head high with a sense of deep calm and happiness , classed as an indica but a bit aphrodisiac when the effect starting to disappear, there’s another effect who show face after.It make the perfect strain for valentine day hehe . (Personal opinion) after that you just want to lay down with your girlfriend or boyfriend lol and take a big deep nap . Product burn salt and pepper but still have an oil ring around my paper. Overall a nice 9.5:10

Jan 25, 2022

Double Do-Si-Dos / MmjExpress / January 2022

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Double do-si-dos from MmjExpress. This is basically the classic Do-Si-Dos but on steroids, And she’s absolutely caked to the brim. This strain smells and tastes like citrus, Lemon and earthy, With a hint of sourness, Sweetness and spices. Perfect strain for people suffering from chronic pain, Muscle spasms, Depression, Inflammation, Insomnia, Munchies, Anxiety, Couch lock, and for the giggles. High 10/10 Terps 10/10 Rosin Yields 18%

Jan 23, 2022

White Tahoe Cookies / MmjExpress / January 2022

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White tahoe cookies from MmjExpress. First time trying that strain, And oh boy she’s a funky one. She give the vibe you’re at the fresh market but with a skunk going around. This strain smells and tastes like citrusy and herbal, With a nice hint on the nutty, Spicy and skunky. That’s a pretty good strain for chronic pain, Munchies, Giggles, Inflammation and insomnia. High 9/10 Terps 9/10 Rosin Yields 18%

Jan 23, 2022

Death Star / MmjExpress / January 2022

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Death Star from MmjExpress. With a strains name like that. You would hope it live to is full potential, And it really does. That’s one is a hard hitter with a good sedative effect. This strains tastes and smells like Diesel, Skunky, Earthy and sweet. This is a pretty decent strains for chronic pain, Muscle spasms, Insomnia, And for the munchies. High 9/10 Terps 9/10 Rosin Yields 18%

Jan 22, 2022

Gas Mask / MmjExpress / January 2022

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Gas mask from MmjExpress. If your terpenes level is getting low and need a refill. Well, Gas mask will fix that right up. With an array of savouring gassy and fruity terps. This strain tastes and smells like diesel, Skunky and berry, With a hint of herbal and cherry upon exhale. Great strain for chronic pain, Insomnia, Depression, And for the giggles. High 9/10 Terps 9/10 Rosin Yields 18%

Jan 21, 2022