MOM Index

TheGreenVault Slurricane 2019

Mpulse

Slurricane Bag Appeal 9/10 Medium nugs, drenched in crystals. Smell 10/10 Very pungent fruity smell, delicious. Process 10/10 Grinds easily, amazing taste on exhale, white ash Dos Si Dos was easily one of my favorite strains prior to trying Slurricane. Slurricane takes everything great about Do Si Dos and improves on it. A very very well balance hybrid, clean euphoric high, still functionally adept with a warm fuzzy feeling all over your body. My favorite overall strain to date. Pics: https://i.imgur.com/2BKLHIi.jpg https://i.imgur.com/mbGhFcK.jpg

Oct 29, 2019

TheGreenvault Slurricane Oct 2019

/u/notmpulse

Really nice blend euphoria and body warmth, i'm blasted rn if that doesn't make any sense lol

Oct 29, 2019

TheGreenVault Platinum Punch Oct 2019

Mpulse

Mom review: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5464 Platinum Punch Bag Appeal: 10/10 Beautiful buds, very frosty covered in trichs, popping in various colors. Smell: 9.5/10 Very fruity terp profile, delicious. Process: 10/10 Breaks apart amazingly frosty all the way to the stem, scent pops as it's grinded. Very fruity on exhale, burns white. This is easily one of my top strains of 2019, the flavor pops in your mouth as you smoke giving you an almost immediate rush of euphoria. Soothing waves of relaxation overcome any stress or tension you may have had as you slide smoothly in to a nice relaxing high. Really enjoyable. PicsDifferent lighting conditions. Looks like a bird https://i.imgur.com/1h75bvc.jpg https://i.imgur.com/HvoTin7.jpg

Oct 28, 2019

TheGreenVault Mango Sapphire Oct 2019

Mpulse

Mom review: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5464 Mango Sapphire Bag Appeal: 9.5/10 Beautiful dense, colorful buds, coated in trichs, orange pistils popping through the green Smell: 9/10 Very exotic, fruity/citrusy smell, not overpowering but warming. Process 10/10 Sticky buds come apart easily, tastes the same as it smells on exhale and lingers, burns white. You would think that after the dozens of reviews I have done that I would start leaving these indicas for later evening reviews, nope. Another indica-dom hybrid and one of the more potent strains i've smoked.(i know i say that a lot lately.) Almost instant body lock, slow thought process. I went to the grocery store after hitting this the other night and came to the end of an isle, when I went to make the turn my legs turned but my upper body kept going straight. Got to the cash with a shit eating grin on my face and i'm pretty sure mumbled every word i spoke, very powerful strain, definitely not recommended for beginners. PIcs https://i.imgur.com/gaGUAfv.jpg https://i.imgur.com/IhCMd7a.jpg

Oct 27, 2019

TheGreenVault

anxiyeti

Album of pics: http://imgur.com/gallery/Kgg5jC1 Sorry about my garbage pics, they don't do the weed justice. Dark Desire - https://i.imgur.com/fr7uWYN.jpg Strong lemon pine scent, with a delicious taste on the exhale. Opening this bag was too exciting once the smell hit me. My favorite of them all, even if I did find a few lucky seeds in my bag. I generally find lemon and pine scents don't convert to flavor in smoke in a lot of strains, but I was pleasantly surprised to find this smoke is almost as flavorful as it smells. Platinum Punch.- https://i.imgur.com/19rzpv9.jpg Smells good, looks even better. Smokes clean, nice stuff. Grape Bubba https://i.imgur.com/xTK9F8d.jpg Nice stuff, smooth smoke, burns and tastes good. Smell is nice too. The rest of the strains are all similar in quality. I can't compare quads to much so I won't bother trying to review the rest, I'll just say that they are all very tasty, good smoking clean burning buds and its going to be very hard to go back to the budget bags I usually buy. Pics in the album of 5 or 6 other strains from them as well. Their customer service was fantastic, available at all reasonable hours on Discord every time I tried to contact them, and if it was too late or early, I received a prompt reply the next waking hours. If the Dark Desire ever comes back I will definitely be restocking. It's my favorite I've had in a very long time.

Oct 27, 2019

TheGreenVault MKU Oct 2019

Mpulse

Mom review: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5464 MKU Bag Appeal: 9/10 Very oddly shaped nugs, dense, coated, orange hairs coming through Smell: 8.5/10 Earthy, peppery, with a little bit of citrus. Process: 9/10 Breaks apart beautifully, easily grinded, burns white. Another heavy hitter from TGV, I wasn't able to find the exact strain ratio through my research but it's definitely and indica-dom. The cerebral effects are definitely there within minutes giving you a nice soothing euphoric high. The real strength of this strain comes in the physical treatment. Shortly after smoking I felt any tension in my body gone as a wave of relaxation started at my head and made it's way to my feet. After I sat down to write while I had no issues writing the review as I do some others i have no desire to get up out of my chair. Very very lazy strain *EDIT* My legs didn't work when I did get up and I stumbled over on to my dog. Pics https://i.imgur.com/acSv8fZ.jpg https://i.imgur.com/HUIC6ZB.jpg

Oct 26, 2019

Rockstar - The Green Vault - Oct 26 2019

/u/709greenreviews

Really nice for what I paid, got this as a 99 oz and the nose and taste are really strong and the burns clean white ash, probably one of the better rockstars I’ve smoked so far for sure!

Oct 26, 2019

TheGreenVault Orange Bubba Oct 2019

Mpulse

Mom review: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5464 Bag Appeal: 9/10 Beautiful dense nugs, sticky, colors pop in the right lighting. 4.2g bud in bottom pic. Smell 9.5/10 Citrus gas is the best I can come up with here, very unique profile. Process 10/10 Sticky buds come apart with ease, grind perfectly, citrus flavor on exhale Another heavy heavy hitter. I tried this for the first time on Tuesday and hopped on WoW for my guilds weekly raid and was told I was slurring my speech lol. I've had some heavy hitting indicas but this is definitely one of the hardest. An extremely euphoric and uplifting head high that made me exceptionally chatty while literally feeling like i'm melting to and becoming part of my chair. Processing everything a minute or 2 after real time, definitely an at home strain. Pics I'm working on better pics in the future, the top is a pic taken today, and the bottom I wanted to display the size of the bud originally. https://i.imgur.com/ekxy5KW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/OBt5xwX.jpg

Oct 25, 2019

TheGreenVault Tom Ford Pink Oct 2019

Mpulse

Mom review at: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5464 Tom Ford Pink Bag Appeal: 9/10 Beautiful looking,dense buds, the one pictured below is 4.1g, glistening in trichs Smell: 9/10 Candy, earthy with a touch of gas all mixed in to one, a very unique terp profile Process: 9/10 Very sticky, grinded perfectly in hand grinder, sweet taste on exhale, burns white. First time with this strain as well. 80/20 indica dominate hybrid that surprised me with the immediate euphoric effects that give you a very uplifted and energetic high... at first. As time goes on the physical effects starts to really kick in as whole body relaxation trickles from head to toe while still staying uplifted and mentally alert. Would be an awesome strain for watching a movie or playing video games while still maintaining alertness of your surroundings. Early to mid evening strain to blend in to a heavier indica as the evening goes on. Pics The Third pic is the same bud but the lighting was better today to make the colors pop so i snapped another pic. https://i.imgur.com/WEsbcKX.jpg https://i.imgur.com/24Hhv7w.jpg https://i.imgur.com/YKXvE8Z.jpg