TheWholesomeMonkey

Red Congolese - The Wholesome Monkey - August 2019

/u/bustamove9

[https://imgur.com/a/e0WnpRe](https://imgur.com/a/e0WnpRe)

Aug 08, 2019

The Wholesome Monkey-Atomic Gorilla

/u/Theirapist420

The wholesome monkey is now selling craft strains. I called them out by saying I doubt the wholesome monkey sells real craft. The owner messaged me and offered to prove it, I accepted and grab a q of 4 types. This one is atomic gorilla...I’ll start by saying the wholesome monkey DEFINITELY now sells craft bud. The atomic gorilla smells unreal, strong and gassy. It smoked perfectly, white ash and burned for about 15 minutes(gram joint in whites) huge oil ring. The smell translated great into the taste, tasted gassy and delicious. The high was as strong as the taste, awesome. I’m horrible at taking pictures so I’m not sure these reviews will do it justice. 9.5/10 I’d rate this across the board. I’ve bought from every high end mom and this bud equals it.

Aug 06, 2019

Tom Ford Pink - The Wholesome Monkey - August 2019

/u/bustamove9

Pretty good I am stoned lol smells dank almost like a musky cologne

Aug 05, 2019

Durban Poison - TheWholeSomeMonkey - Aug 2019

/u/bluemoneyinc

she a gorgeous Sativa look at the density ! hit up wholesome monkey in the morning before noon time order was here before 6pm that GTA Delivery tho damn !! here to many more orders to come .. also bought some northern lights ill take a photo and post up later

Aug 01, 2019

Gorilla Dosha- TheWholesomeMonkey- July 24

/u/chadrowett

First time trying out something more expensive from them and damn the once knocks me the fack out

Jul 24, 2019

Atomic Gorilla - Snazzy Strains - The Wholesome Monkey - July 2019

/u/buttdude86

The monkeys are back at it again! Gassy nose, intoxicatingly heavy high. Goodnight

Jul 05, 2019

Jungle Medley(mixed buds) - The Wholesome Monkey - May28

/u/DurkaFlurk

I do too! Great deal for $99!

May 28, 2019

The Wholesome Monkey MOM Review

Tony Soprano

The Wholesome Monkey Overall rating out of 10: 8 Sign Up: Just make an account and order, super simple process. Ordering & Pricing: Ordering was simple enough and the template of the site is neat and easy to navigate, pricing ranges from $80 ounces to higher end prices A-AAAA selection. Communication: Communication was super simple although their live chat option was useless when I needed it but they got back to me in email eventually. Packaging: Came simply packaged and sealed safely where you would not be able to smell any odor coming from your package, I won't get into more detail about the packaging out of respect for MOMs and not wanting to publicly announce every method they use. Products / Photos: https://i.imgur.com/zodNfUe.jpg https://i.imgur.com/zyykCBU.jpg Incentive for Customers: Zero, no free pre-roll or sample or discount for first-time buyers. This would have to be the first mom where I have signed up and had zero benefits for giving business and received just what I ordered with no extras thrown in for being a first time customer so I was surprised but I do take into account that I am just accustomed to receiving extras/incentives because majority of moms do this but I don't hold it against moms that don't because at the end of the day it's their business and they can run it how they like. Incentive for Review: None Notes: The popcorn ounce which is considered one of their budget strains arrived 1 day after shipping due to them shipping out of Toronto which is where I live which I found great, I was so used to waiting 2-3 days to get something from B.C so that was a plus. The buds I received were a little darker than what I normally get but that didn't ruin the experience for me or the enjoyment of the product. The weed itself I found to be very potent, the bud has nice trichomes covering it and the high itself was phenomenal. I am glad I found this MOM and gave them a try because I was able to find my new fav strain, it got to the point where I emailed them asking if they were able to sell me seeds of the stuff if they happen to have some but they never replied lmao. They threw in a Boost humidity pack as well, just thought I would note that since most moms I have tried do not do that but the last two that I have reviewed have and I am enjoying seeing that more frequently. I wish I could be more detailed but I only ordered one ounce from them so I don't have much to work with. If anyone is wondering about the high of the strawberry cough and my experiences with it here they are: The high itself is beautiful, I have never had a sativa that actually does what a sativa claims to do. It wipes away fatigue and energizes me during the day, it feels kind of like a cup of coffee but mixed with Adderall. My schooling requires me to invest many many hours (most of the day) studying and working and on top of all that I train in boxing and I help coach on the side as well and I can smoke this strain and do all of that easily. I have never had such focus before when smoking weed, I always feared studying while high because weed always made me feel mentally fatigued to an extent, groggy is the better word I feel but the fatigue is there too, but with this stuff, I can literally do everything. I wish I could have this strain in my life forever as a staple. That being said, the stuff does require some attention when putting it into your grinder, I find myself removing more stems than I am used to with budget bud, but at the price I paid and the potency I received, I don't fault them for that or hold it against them. The buds are really dense too, an amount as small as my pinkie nail weighs 0.10-0.13 sometimes and I find that insane because I have been smoking on fluffier stuff lately so it was a big shock to me using this strain but now I have the hang of it and I don't have to use a scale to know roughly how much I am putting into my bowls/joints Overall, positive experience but if you expect a free pre roll or a sample(s) with your first order or any order then don't get your hopes up with this MOM though. I would love to provide a more detailed review but this is as much as I can do with just one item, hope you all enjoyed. Cheers!

May 24, 2019

Romulan #5 by Snazzy Strains - The Wholesome Monkey - May 2019

/u/buttdude86

Heavy aroma on this one: fruity and the slightest bit cheesy. Nice airy but thicc bud, definitely can tell it is a sativa. This almost smells... soapy? kind of? in a way. Not a bad way, but definitely a unique nose to it. Hit a small bowl of this, feels like I got a nice second wind, I might have to use this as a palette cleanser to keep me going through the testing of these strains. I am more of an indica man, but I will probably try this out as an all day day time smoke tomorrow. Damn that nose though, I keep going back for a lil sniff.

May 15, 2019

Stripper Spit by Snazzy Strains - The Wholesome Monkey - May 2019

/u/buttdude86

So caked! This bud has such a kushy and earthy smell to it, when busted up the smell alone is intoxicating. After shoving the nug in my nose, I can definitely smell some sweetness/spice to it too. After trying the Grandpa Larry, I had to go back for more.... but I am poor, lol. I told TWM I'm posting these on Reddit, in return I got discounted sample sizes. I'm trying not to get too fucked up, so only had a small bowl, but I'm pretty nice right now. I'll update later when I can indulge a bit more!

May 15, 2019