TheWholesomeMonkey

Purple Rhino___The wholesome monkey___Dec 2019

/u/Paully5555

This is a great relaxing strain. Smells great! Tastes great! A very happy making strain! Will reorder for sure!

Dec 09, 2019

Gas mask Sr___The wholesome monkey___December 2019

/u/Paully5555

This strain knocked me out! Very sticky and gassy smell. Definitely wish I got more of it. I'm Very Very happy with this bud!

Dec 09, 2019

God's green crack___The wholesome monkey___december 2019

/u/Paully5555

I Really enjoyed this bud. Tight frosted nugs with a beautiful nose. I've had GGC before but this batch in particular is very well grown and cured!

Dec 09, 2019

Lindsay o.g Thewholesomemonkey end november

/u/f4t4lerror

Nice dense buds . Smell pine citrus Lemon. Smoke pretty smoothly and the best part Will be the exhale . 8/10 Will buy again

Dec 05, 2019

The Wholesome Monkey Review - November 2019

Thechronickid00

MoM/Retailer Name The Wholesome Monkey Shipping/Packaging I had the option for the local same day delivery service over Canada Post, which was very prompt and convenient. They do deliveries from 6pm to 12am and I was contacted via phone 30 minutes prior to the delivery and also when the driver was out front. Quick and polite exchange, packaged in a bubble style envelope. Strains : Tropical Truffle https://i.imgur.com/7GWYLtm.jpg https://i.imgur.com/rD0Xe1F.jpg https://i.imgur.com/KwusaQl.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qUBFuYn.jpg The name Tropical Truffle does this strain justice in every way. This flower is part of the Snazzy Strains Craft line-up and comes in a 7 gram plastic container that was sealed and included a 62% Integra boost humidity pack within. The buds arrived in an ideal texture, being sticky to the touch when broken up but not overly fresh. Very light green in colour with a coating of glistening trichomes and orange hairs. Also some purple colouration on some of the sugar leaves. A cross of Tropicana Cookies and Mint Chocolate Chip and listed as an even 50/50 hybrid. The aroma is very telling of the lineage as soon as you crack open the lid. Waves of sweet and creamy citrus are met with a doughy, and a faint cocoa like smell. Also some hints of grapefruit. The smoke is very smooth on the inhale and exhale and carries over the rich and creamy citrus notes, with a touch of grapefruit that lingers on the tongue. Burns with a very light coloured ash as well. This one offered quite a balanced and even keeled high. A combination of heady and body effects that left me relaxed and all around happy feeling. Found it to be a great social strain as well and made me very talkative. Really loved this one and everyone that smoked it with me instantly wanted to know what the strain was. Great genetics and as a fan of cookie strains this was a winner. 8 Ball https://i.imgur.com/s8H2KbV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/huSUORa.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xBvx0zN.jpg 8 Ball is another pick from the Snazzy strains menu and also came packaged within a 7 gram plastic sealed container. Included a 62% Integra boost humidity pack within. It's a descendant of the Afghani land race and is considered a heir to it, being better rounded in all categories. These buds were very resinous looking with visible full trichome heads all over. They appear fluffier at first but are semi dense at the core. Dark forest green in colour with bright orange hairs and some leaf here and there. An aroma and flavour profile very similar to strains like Hindu Kush or Afghani, with a sweet and earthy kush presence, and hints of herbs and spice. Has a thick expansive smoke that can induce some coughing but not due to being harsh, just a heavy smoke. The ash when burned in a joint was a very light grey, a little on the pepper side, with a greasy oil ring. The description of this strain says it generally boasts a lower thc with a modest 2-5 cbd percent as well. It did give me a great feeling high that wasn't overpowering or sedating at first, but more on the mellow and relaxing side. Minor pain relief as well from the cbd and just helped take the edge off and give the mind a rest. Unique effects that aren't like the usual knockout indica. Blue Fin Tuna https://i.imgur.com/brUirFI.jpg Blue fin tuna is a real potent strain, and this batch from wholesome monkey is just that. Buds are plump and nicely sized with a decent amount of trichomes and orange hairs. Fairly sticky, more so on the insides of the nugs, but also could use an Integra for some added moisture to the outsides. A bit of leaf around the bases of the buds but nothing considerable. The nose on this stuff is very pungent with notes of what remind me of a kind of cheese strain. Surprising too, as I never had a blue fin tuna with these particular terps. Doesn't translate to taste however, with the exhale being mostly sweet and kushy, with notes of faint berry. Pretty smooth as well despite it's thick smoke, burning a light salt and pepper ash. The high is this blue fin tunas strong suit. Seriously potent, bringing on a strong head buzz with a heavy body stone. Long lasting too as I was high for a decent amount of time. Makes for an effective and sedating night time smoke. God's Green Crack https://i.imgur.com/W9SO0Zb.jpg God's Green Crack is a strain I've had countless times and although not my favorite there is no denying it's a potent strain. Medium sized, purple streaked buds that are between dense and fluffy, with thin rustic orange hairs. Good trich coverage as well, and the buds were moderately sticky in texture. Could be a bit better of a trim as there's some more leaf than I'd like, but the majority of them are protective sugar leaf so I can't be too picky. The smell and taste of this ggc is just what I was expecting, and just like every ggc I've tried. Sweet and earthy, with woodsy, herbal undertones. Almost reminds me of cloves that are used in ketchup. Smooth on the exhale, burning a light coloured ash. Nothing insane or exotic tasting but enjoyable nonetheless. The high is fairly potent, producing a sensitivity/buzzing behind the eyes right after the first hit. Uplifting as well, followed by a relaxing but functional body stone. I prefer this high over just green crack as the god bud definitely mellows out the intense sativa effects. 5 Pre Rolls and 100mg THC Sour Key Gummies https://i.imgur.com/HO0SW3A.jpg Got some goodies thrown in as well and tried a pre roll before the picture hence why there's 4 lol. Seems like a sativa strain with a sweet and peppery, herbal taste and uplifted, focused high. The gummies are a light dose for me but all 4 gave a decent and relaxing body high. They tasted really good, but like most get a little bitter when the thc taste comes through. Final Notes My first time trying TWM and being local and in the same city as them, it's about time I finally did. Nothing but good things to say about my first experience including the very friendly customer service, the flower, and the handy, local same day delivery. The Snazzy Strains were the definite standouts in the order and great representations of craft flower and would try other strains without a doubt.

Dec 04, 2019

God's Green Crack - The Wholesome Monkey - November 2019

/u/thechronickid_00

God's Green Crack is a strain I've had countless times and although not my favorite there is no denying it's a potent strain. Medium sized, purple streaked buds that are slightly fluffy, with thin rustic orange hairs. Good amount of trich coverage as well, allowing these buds to maintain their stickiness within. Could be a bit better of a trim as there's some more leaf than I'd like The smell and taste of this ggc is just what i was expecting, and just like every ggc I've tried. Sweet and earthy with woodsy herbal undertones. Leaves almost a ketchup chip or spice aftertaste. Very smooth and easy on the lungs, providing a clean burning ash that is light grey in colour. The high is fairly potent, producing a sensitivity/buzzing behind the eyes right after the first hit. Uplifting as well followed by a relaxing but functional body stone.

Dec 01, 2019

Blue Fin Tuna - The Wholesome Monkey - November 2019

/u/thechronickid_00

Blue fin tuna is a real potent strain, and this batch from wholesome monkey is just that. Buds are plump  and nicely sized with decent amounts of trichs and orange hairs. Fairly sticky, moreso on the insides of the nugs, but also could use a boveda. Not the neatest of trims either but definitely not the worst. The nose on this stuff is very pungent with notes of what remind me of cheese strain. Surprising as I never had a blue fin tuna with these terps. Doesn't really translate to taste however, with the exhale being mostly sweet and kushy with notes of faint berry. Pretty smooth as well despite it's thick smoke, burning a light salt and pepper ash. The high is this blue fin tunas strong suit. Seriously potent, bringing on a strong head buzz with a heavy body stone. Long lasting too as I was high for a decent amount of time.

Dec 01, 2019

Bluefin Tuna - TheWholesomeMonkey - mid November

/u/bassdrop30

Surprised by this one. Not specifically a Tuna fan, but this smokes well, light salt and pepper ash, nose is a little muted but very potent effects. Bedtime strain for me.

Dec 01, 2019

Sour Diesel- TheWholesomeMonkey- NOV

/u/chadrowett

I had the strawberry cough popcorn deal before it was pretty damn beautiful

Dec 01, 2019

8 Ball (Snazzy Strains) - The Wholesome Monkey - November 2019

/u/thechronickid_00

Haven't dived into it too much yet but my initial thoughts were that it's quite a unique feeling indica high. It's a descendant of the Afghani land race and the description says it's generally a lower thc (the lowest being 8%) but with a 5% cbd ratio. I can tell it's heavy as I felt a real strong body buzz after a couple of bong hits. It tastes and smells very familiar to strains like Hindu or Afghani with a sweet and earthy Kush profile and hints of herbs and spice. Nothing crazy on the looks or an exotic taste but this one seems to be more about the effects.

Nov 30, 2019