TheWholesomeMonkey

Snazzy strains - ice cream - jackhammer / wholesome monkey / December

/u/rina_charlizard

Value 9/10 quality 9/10 So for the first time I decided to try the s New crafts strain. They are honestly a little pricey but the company is very kind to people who review. So with a proper discount it is well worth it. Honestly even on its own it's well worth it because it's very very strong. In these pictures you can see the trichomes and just how many there are. It's $70 for a jar of 7 grams. It's actually really not that bad if you considered government prices. next thing I ordered was a mix and match I got four strains, two sativa and two Indica. These were really good although I didn't choose the right ones to sleep they did calm me down a good amount. These were surprisingly strong as well for the price. The price was 130 with 20$ shipping but once they helped me out they gave me $20 off which brought me to 110 dollars and they gave me free shipping. They are very kind they're very helpful and they are very loyal I've been with them for over two years now.

Jan 26, 2020

Purple Gelato #4 - The Wholesome Monkey - January

/u/HypeInFaMous

Quality: 6 Value: 6.5

Jan 23, 2020

Durban Poison - Wholesome Monkey - January 2020

/u/kalkrin

Honestly haven't tried it yet . I posted because someone said they baught the same stuff , same mom, same month and it had bud rot. I personally don't think I see any but wanted to see if others could pick up on it.

Jan 18, 2020

Watermelon Shortcake - The Wholesome Monkey - Jan 2020

/u/Stop_This_Train

9/10 Decided to try out one of the craft Snazzy Strains. The little jar it came in was awesome, sealed well and had a boveda style pack in it! Losts big nugs and one gigantic nug. It smells amazing, and there was only one real popcorn nug (I assume it broke off a larger one. The flower was pretty solid, dense, and ground up nice. It was fully caked with tons of crystal with lots of purple and light orange hairs and tons of clusters. Some of the best bud I have ever smoked. Would have been a higher review but I personally like medium sized nugs. All in all has lead me to want to try the other Snazzy Strains they offer.

Jan 15, 2020

Blueberry Haze - The Wholesome Monkey - January

/u/HypeInFaMous

Visually it was baddly trimmed. Although it had a nice noticeable sweet smell of blueberry with slight earthy notes. Burned light with slight pepper. Enjoyable taste very similar to the nose. Not super smooth but wasnt harsh. Gave a nice decently strong head buzz with slight body effects. Buzz made you feel uplifted able to function so would be good for day time use. With a typical haze head high I like feeling slightly relaxed throughout. Buzz lasted fairly long. For the price this was definitely worth the cost $130. Came with 3 pre rolls and 100mg gummy so I take that in consideration for the value. Quality: 7.5 Value: 9

Jan 14, 2020

Ghost (Snazzy Strains) - The Wholesome Monkey - January 9, 2020

/u/RyguyG8

This was my first snazzy stain purchase and I was pretty happy with what I received. My 7g's of Ghost came in a lablebed black plastic jar which also contained an intergra pack to ensure the buds do not dry out. Buds: I recieved 1 large bud in my 7g jar and the rest were medium in size. Bud makeup was slightly fluffy, frosty and had hues of purple. Parts of the bud even sparkled in the light. Smell: I got a sweet kush smell for the jar that was pretty strong. Taste: You get a smooth sweet kush flavour with a hint of lemon or citrus on the exhale. Smoke was also pretty smooth. High: Body stone was immediate on exhale and was pretty strong too! You also get a nice feeling of relaxation and positivity once the body stone has had time to set in. I'm currently smoking this after 8pm and before bed. Definitely a night time strain for me. I tip my cap to anyone that regularly smokes indica for a morning or afternoon smoke, my body just can't do it. I got this on sale for $60 for 7g and didn't feel ripped off. I like having higher end strains to complement my somewhat budget collection and this one fit in nicely. This won't be my last snazzy strain purchase. Value: 8/10 Quality 9/10

Jan 14, 2020

Lindsay O.G - The Wholesome Monkey - Jan. 10, 2020

/u/RyguyG8

Picked up an oz last week for 129 before discounts and have been really impressed. Buds: They are medium to large size, fluffy and frosted with purple hues. Buds are a little leafy and probably the main reason this isn't considered a quad. Smell: You get a strong earthy kush smell from the bag. The open jar stunk up my laundry room where I was taking the pictures for this review. Taste: You get an earthy Kush exhale with a slightly gassy finish. The taste is not as strong as the smell but the smoke is smooth on the chest unlike most kush strains. High: This potent bud gives you an immediate body stone that puts you in couch lock and then mental relaxation floods in, taking your worries away. Definitely an evening/bedtime smoke for me. This AAA+ for $129 is hard to beat when you consider the potency, quality and price. Quality: 8 Value: 9.5

Jan 14, 2020

Tom Ford Pink The Wholesome Monkey early January 2020

/u/bakubadboy

Quality: Solid 8 Value: 7 Priced about right Just vaped a bowl before reposting. Great flavor, very cerebral high. Don't listen to the Monkey haters. This is a solid strain with great bag appeal and large dense nugs

Jan 13, 2020

Annihilator - The Wholesome Monkey, early January 2020

/u/bakubadboy

Value 6/10 Quality 6.5/10 For me at least, the weakest of the indica pack I purchased.

Jan 12, 2020

Gorilla Glue - The Wholesome Monkey, early January 2020

/u/bakubadboy

Value 7/10, Quality 7/10 Glued me to the sofa staring at my TV's screensaver

Jan 12, 2020