TheWholesomeMonkey

TheWholesomeMonkey

/u/julemeek

Flower looks nothing like in the description. Smells like legit old socks and brown dirt color ' nugs' Its basically Brick Weed . In the trash it goes

Jun 04, 2020

Death Bubba - The Wholesome Monkey - May 28th, 2020

/u/RyguyG8

I've had multiple offerings of Death Bubba from different Mom's and this one from TWM is very enjoyable. The first thing I noticed was bud size and smell. I got a 3g bud in my 1/4 and the smell was very pungent and tickled the inside of my nose. The smell was a strong kushy gas. The high puts you in the couch making you feel heavy, lazy and relaxed. I smoke this an hour before bed bed I've had some nice sleeps because if it. At 180 for an oz this is a fair price for a good smoke. Quality 8.5/10 Value 7.5/10

Jun 03, 2020

Silver Haze - The Wholesome Monkey - Early May

/u/RyguyG8

I've never tried Silver Haze before but I've always been happy with any haze strain Ive had especially purple and lemon haze. The bag appeal wasn't the best with this strain, most of the buds were small and the bag was a bit on the dry side. There was a sweet musty skunk smell and taste. The smoke tickled my throat a little bit. The high hits you in the head and immediately gives you energy and focus but the upbeat high creeps up on you a bit. I used this strain in the morning and afternoon without any burnout. AT $155 for an oz I felt like that was a little pricey for what I got but I wasn't disappointed. Quality 6.8/10 Value 6.5/10

May 20, 2020

Sour Diesel - The Wholesome Monkey - Early May

/u/RyguyG8

Sour Diesel has always been a go to wake and bake strain for me but I've never ordered it from TWM, I was very happy with what I got. The buds are a light green colour, mainly medium sized buds and trim is excellent. The smell is gassy citrus with some skunk. The smoke us pretty smooth for sour diesel and it has gas, citrus and a slightly sour finish. The high is felt mainly in the head but there is a body buzz with this stuff. The high is energetic, uplifting and a little spacey but I was still able to focus on day tasks. At 140 for an oz, I think that's a pretty good deal. Quality 8/10 Value 8/10

May 20, 2020

Blue City Diesel 2 - Wholesome Monkey May 2020

/u/Missyfit160

I always enhance the photos to show the sharpness of the herb/trichrome/sticky-ness but I do not manipulate the photo in anyway. I’m a professional photographer so it’s more for portfolio use.

May 07, 2020

Mimosa - The Wholesome Monkey - April 14, 2020

/u/RyguyG8

The first batch of Mimosa from The Wholesome Monkey looked a little nicer than this batch but potency and flavour were on point. The 7g bag had medium to small buds. You get a sweet orange smell from the bag. The buds were dense. Smoke was smooth and had a fruity orange taste that was very pleasant. The high hits you in the head immediately and puts you in a good mood. This is a solid morning/day strain that will keep you going. Quality 7/10 Value 7/10

Apr 28, 2020

Black Guava - The Wholesome Monkey - April 14, 2020

/u/RyguyG8

I asked Koko for a good all around strain that was easy on the lungs and Koko recommended Tropical Truffle and Black Guava. I went with Black Guava and was really happy with my choice. Black Guava came in a glass jar with an integra pack. The buds are coated with white trichs and are multiple shades of green with hints of purple. Buds are medium to small size. The smoke is really smooth and has an amazing fruity start and distinct guava finish that I haven't noticed with other strains that have a sweet fruity taste. The high is potent, relaxing and uplifting without couch lock. I got 7g for 75 on sale so it's a little pricey but it was a nice treat. Quality 9.5/10 Value 7/10

Apr 28, 2020

Blue Dream - The Wholesome Monkey - March 5th 2020

/u/RyguyG8

I've always been a big fan of Blue Dream and its versatility as an all day smoke. I like to smoke this before I take a nap and I don't wake up groggy which can happen with more indica leaning afternoon smokes. My bag had big to small sized buds. The bud in this pic is just over 3 gs. The buds are dense and compact and are light green in colour. This bud was a little squished but it wasn't very noticeable. I got a typical Blue Dream scent from the bag must sweet blueberry. The smoke is smooth and has a musky blueberry taste. The high is relaxing and slightly energetic and it put me in a positive state of mind. Like I said before this stuff is great to smoke from the mid morning until its time to break out the indica strains. I was happy with this batch of blue dream from TWM. Quality 8/10 Value 7.5/10

Mar 11, 2020

Gas Mask jr. - The Wholesome Monkey - March 5th, 2020

/u/RyguyG8

I was searching for an indica that would help me wind down and get to sleep, and after talking with their CS they recommended Gas Mask jr. I'm glad I went with their recommendation. The buds are medium sized not very dense and frosty. Nice tones of purple on some of the buds. I got a sweet gas smell with a little skunk. The smoke hits the chest on exhale and you get a sweet nutty taste with a hint of gas. The strong body buzz in my feet was the first thing I noticed followed by a wave of relaxation. Definitely a chill high that gets you ready for bed. I smoke this stuff after 9pm and I'm ready for bed by 1030. I was really happy with this strain. Quality 8.5/10 Value 8/10

Mar 11, 2020

Red Congolese - The Wholesome Monkey - March 5th, 2020

/u/RyguyG8

I ordered 7gs of Red Congo as part of my AAA+ mix and match oz. I really like this stuff in the morning, it's right up there with lambs breath and lemon meringue for me. The buds are spear shaped with a lot of orange hairs. The smell is earth and citrus, it definitely has that haze taste I enjoy. The smoke is really smooth. I get a nice head high that puts me in a good mood and gives me a drcent energy boost and that's why I think this strain is perfect for wake and bake. Quality 8.5 Value 7.5

Mar 10, 2020