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Feb 01, 2021

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Blue Dream (7g, AAA+) - The Wholesome Monkey - November 2018

/u/disposableinc

Part of The Capuchin’s Crate (Mix & Match), ground up nicely and enjoyed with my Argo Vape. Great head high that just kind of sneaks up on you.

Nov 10, 2018

Dutch Dragon - The Wholesome Monkey

/u/HappySaul

> How much did you order? I got a zip of it. > What was packaging like? Packaging was good and discreet. Bubble wrap mailer. > Have you smoked it yet? Yes -- I just burned some. Sweet sativa heaven. Wonderful taste. Clean burn. Beautiful nose. Energetic, uplifting high. True quad.

Nov 05, 2018

Blue Dream : The Wholesome Monkey

/u/SpacedVapes

Took the pic before I tested it out. I like it! Very nice sativa buzz. Nice smell. Very enjoyable!

Oct 29, 2018

Grimace OG [pic 2] - The Wholesome Monkey - Oct 18

/u/chroniccast

Ah crap sorry dude. how do I link a imgur album while keeping the image preview? I’ve had issues doing that in the past. Cheers, CC

Oct 24, 2018

The Wholesome Monkey UK Cheese

/u/crownamedcheryl

This is their grade AAA level tier bud. Very very happy with it. I placed this order 5 minutes after I bought weed on OCS and we'll, let's just say this actually got here when it should have. Ordered the 17th at mid night received the 19th about noon, which is excellent service if you ask me. All in all I would give it an 8/10, as it could have a slightly more pungent smell, as well as the nugs are a bit popcorny. Based on price though it's a 10/10 without a doubt!

Oct 23, 2018

Ratatouille- The Wholesome Monkey - Oct 18

/u/chroniccast

That's definitely **not** mildew, as someone who has grown for over half a decade I have a keen eye for mold, mildew, or budrot. Neither of these exist in any of the weed I received nor would I smoke it if it did. It appears from looking at the other photos I took that it was the inside of a broken open nug stacked on top of another.. Aka it's trichomes. But pay for it to get tested and I'd gladly send it off for testing. Cheers :D

Oct 20, 2018

The Wholesome Monkey - Sept 2018

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MOM Name: The Wholesome Monkey Overall rating out of 10: 0 Sign Up: Easy no problems. Ordering & Pricing: Everything was fine until they got my money. Communication: I placed an order on a Thursday at Noon and they accepted the EMT quickly. No shipping info sent. I waited until Monday night and contacted them on their website chat. Got someone and started a conversation and they went afk and left once I explained the issue. Tried a few more times later and the next day. Got someone again on Tuesday and was told it was being shipped later that day, then they asked me for my order # and told me it was actually shipping first thing tomorrow and I'd have my tracking by midnight tomorrow. Got tracking a few minutes before midnight the next day. Also I got offered a coupon but never received it. If I hadn't contacted them and stayed on it I doubt I'd have received anything. During that Tuesday after talking with their CS, I had mentioned on discord that the CS was poor and my order hadn't shipped in a conversation. I decided to delete my comment because people reacted like they wanted to see a fight/some drama unfold. Anyway, it seems that it upset Monkey and he made it clear later when we spoke on discord... which makes me wonder if its why he sent me the bunk weed, in hindsight. Screen shots show the rest of the customer service. Packaging: Took nearly a week to ship but came 1 day from Toronto in Ontario once it finally did ship. Discreet and smell proof. Wouldn't have minded the 1 week shipping wait time if there was communication from them and I didn't have to contact them multiple times to get it shipped out. Products / Photos: https://imgur.com/a/Jw77xk6 Weed pictures + Private conversation https://imgur.com/a/DEmvL6P Public conversation Incentive for Customers: I don't know about any incentives. Incentive for Review: No. Notes: **Monkey suggested I mail back the weed if I wanted a refund. Also offered a coupon if I purchase again, which I decline to do. Both options present more problems.** Grape Cookies smells like hay. The Romulan smells like grass/hay/swamp. Mostly in the bag, individual nugs don't carry much aroma. Both strains have no trichomes inside or out. The nugs look like they've been microwaved. Dry, looks nuked. And feels spongy. It looks nothing like what I saw on their site or r/MOMpics it literally just smells and tastes like hay and something horrible. The harshest vapor/smoke I've ever had. And by far the worst weed I've ever had. Now it's $85 an Ounce, so I wasn't expecting much. I showed some friends at a buddies place and then I found out its been blasted. Felt really terrible man. Look into it myself and it fits the description 100%. And if not blasted then its been washed or sifted. You can tell me from the photos. Never had weed before like this in my life, that looks so suspicious and tampered with and without life. It fits the description from written, pictures, and video I've seen. No, it's not smokable. It's going in the trash. $170 was a lot of money for me to lose. I want to help just one person not get scammed. Please go with a more well established MOM. Look at the picture albums and you decide.

Oct 06, 2018

Grape Cookies - TheWholesomeMonkey - September 2018

/u/CrazyDiamond213

Yeah not a nice looking one, lots of stem with little nug but i think for the price point it look fine. Didnt smoke it yet, ill smoke some tonight to see if at least it can do the job :)

Sep 25, 2018

Lemon Sour from TheWholesomeMonkey - Aug '18

captcrunch

Favourite strain from Monkey so far Sativa effects, chill head high. Nice fruity/citrus smell

Sep 05, 2018

The Wholesome Monkey- Gods Green Crack - September 2018

/u/ganjaman6969

Beautiful Huge Buds, nice appeal, tastes like GGC - grey-white ash- very good trim and cure. I liked it and would give it easily AAA+++ Nothing bad to say at all... The customer service is great and the product is great!!!