Organic Buds from FarmHard.ca (6 Strain & Extract Review) PART DEUX: Rockstar, Texada Timewarp, Violator Kush, and Oil!
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Link to Part I of this Review:
https://canadianmom.xyz/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2871
Disclaimer:
MOM Name:
FarmHard
farmhard.ca
Overall rating out of 10:
9.5
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**ATTENTION** Please see part one of this review for information on FarmHard's organic process, as well as information pertaining to ordering & pricing, communication, packaging, and some general thoughts regarding this MOM and organic cannabis.
Rockstar: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
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I must confess some bias here, I LOVE the Rockstar strain, I find it ultimately relaxing, and I would snort it even if it were A-. This particular Rockstar, to my nose, has a pleasant mild-flowery overtone to it when busted up in the grinder. The vapour is again, super smooth with a mild-floral taste, and it just pours out of the vape in big billows; clouds ya'll! The anti-anxiety and relaxing effects of the Rockstar strain hit fairly quickly, and I felt a nice warm calm come over me. Rockstar is not the most potent or intense stone, it isn't meant to be, but it is great at what it is meant for--anxiety and depression. Buds are slightly narrow and elongated, but dense, tacky, and fresh as all get out. Duration on bowls were approx. 7-8 sessioning in Solo II, and the effects were long lasting.
My Rating: 3.8/5
Texada Timewarp: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
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I love looking at this bud, it is so classically cannabisy looking, with dark and light greens playing off one another throughout. Buds are elongated and a fair size, larger than popcorn, and very dense. Definitely an energetic stone--I could feel the effects off of the second exhale and felt renewed energy almost instantly, kind of like a shot of espresso. Daytime use would be no problem with this strain, and I daresay it might even be beneficial for some looking for that extra spring in their step. Might make for a great 'attitude adjustment' on those cranky ass days. I confess to not have the best sense of smell around, but I got a bit of a spicy note in the aroma when busted up, and the vape taste followed suit. The vapour was extremely smooth, I don't think I even hiccuped, even at 220C! Duration was good, probably 7 mins sessioning in the Solo II per 0.2g bowl. Effects here again were long lasting. I'm not sure if it is something about the organic process they employ, but FarmHard's cannabis has a longer duration of effects than a lot of weed I have ingested lately, and I am thoroughly impressed! I got a lot out of this strain, it is a killer sativa and the effects are exactly what I'd be after for an afternoon of creativity.
My Rating: 4.2/5
Violator Kush: Indica
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Violator is one of those strains for which my brain is unable to conjure an appropriate proxy for what, exactly, it smells like... For now I'll go with, odd. This organic violator is a bit of an exception as the smell is fairly muted, but it is there, if you grind it up and shove your nose in it. The buds of FarmHard's violator are smallish, elongated, very dense and quite tacky. I am not a fan of the taste of the violator strain, I find it tastes quite musty, and it takes a few good puffs on the vape before it dissipates. The vapour is extremely dense and fairly smooth (wee bit harsher than the other strains) despite my dislike for the taste. The strong indica effects come on fast, just a couple exhales and I was melting into my chair amidst a strong body buzz that turned my arms into limp noodles. FarmHard's violator boasts potent, therapeutic effects, which lasted long after the bowl was extinguished, and was an excellent choice with which to end the night. Indica lovers can't go wrong with either kush strain from FarmHard, but the violator may be slightly more potent. Vape duration was like the Terry Fox run with this one, kept on going!
My Rating: 4.2/5
High Potency Organic Cannabis Oil (Ethyl Extraction):
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Not a huge fan of the taste, and the aftertaste lingers a long time, but the effects are dramatic. This is highly potent oil, a dab the size of a grain of rice knocked me out for 8 hours solid, and I'm a 220lb guy. I will be using this regularly for sleep, it's a powerhouse! $20 a gram is a very solid price for this oil.
My Rating: 5/5... (I don't expect it to taste good)
My Thoughts In General:
Having come to the completion of this review, and having sampled all of FarmHard's products, I am genuinely thrilled that I made the choice to try organic cannabis (I am already ordering more). My lungs felt clearer and less congested after vaping organic cannabis, and I am certain there must be health benefits. Unlike organic food, FarmHard's cannabis is actually priced below a lot of its competition in the non-organic space, and in this way, I think FarmHard is an absolute no-brainer. I would easily rate all of FarmHard's cannabis as AAA (+ or -). Give organic cannabis a try, your lungs and body will thank you!
Brief Postscript:
I was told by the proprieters of FarmHard that they are setting up to press organic rosin, and it should be available within a few weeks! ! :D :D
As always, friends, thanks for reading and watch for more MirkaLane reviews in the near future! :D
MkLn.