buyweedonlineshop.ca - The Fat Five Sample Pack Review
Nov 15, 2018
Posted by MirkaLane
https://i.imgur.com/AlMYOoM.jpg DISCLAIMER: I received these products as a sample pack that was offered for an unbiased review of this MOM's services and products. I have zero other arrangements or affiliations with this company. Though I list them, I don't comment on prices when I haven't personally made a purchase (save the comments on Gelato pricing in general), because in the end, something is worth what someone will pay for it, so my feelings on the subject are irrelevant. MOM Name https://buyweedonlineshop.ca Overall rating out of 10: Services: 8 Products: 10 Communication: 10 Sign Up: Signup was taken care of for me by the staff, but I have since run through the sign up process on the website and it is straightforward. Ordering & Pricing: Ordering: Again, ordering was taken care of by the MOM. Pricing: This MOM offers pricing in the typical ranges; Budget. AA. AAA. AAAA.. Anywhere from $100 to $236 an ounce at the time I researched this review. Communication: Communication was friendly and rapid. I was approached by this MOM here on the forum and further communication was all by email. Packaging: I really, REALLY, disliked the document mailer they used to send this sample pack in. It was damn near completely see through and I am half surprised it even showed up. Not happy that my mailman probably has a great idea what I am receiving in my mailbox (see photo). Inside that shitty mailer was a vacuum sealed bag, within which each gram was further packaged into its own sample bag. There was no discernible smell but that hardly matters when you can practically SEE what it is in good light. https://i.imgur.com/pQmPO7c.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LqWw1ck.jpg https://i.imgur.com/UoTzOtW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/h7bofTK.jpg Products / Photos: General Product Notes: On the whole, these are some of the best cured, freshest samples I have received from any MOM; the cure is dead on, there is still plenty of individualistic aroma, they aren't completely smashed to hell, and each strain ran the gamut from reasonably dense to igneous rock. Very nice buds, and each sample was over-weighed by at least 0.1g, to as much as 0.3g, for a grand total of 0.9g extra flower (not bad for samples!). https://i.imgur.com/ByUy6oo.jpg Zeus OG: Hybrid Nice hybrid buzz, probably more toward sativa in effects, my head felt very balloon-like; quite a floaty cerebral high. The smell was a fairly strong, sweet-skunk, which I found very appealing (found myself sniffing this one a lot). The vape flavour was a mild, earthy taste and the vapour wasn't harsh at all. This bud had nice milky trichomes and a good deal of pistils (red hairs). The bud was extremely dense but broke up nicely. I could see myself smoking this basically anytime during the day. Its just enough that you get a bit of extra spring in your step, but not so much you forget your wallet at your uncle Ron's house. 0.2g vape bowl in Solo II had me feeling the effects pretty hard for a good 20-30 mins. Website Price: $197oz.. My Rating: 4 /5 https://i.imgur.com/MuGhqf7.jpg Brainstorm Haze: Sativa I don't know what it is. but I can't shake the feeling that haze strains smell like piss. Maybe you'll love it, I do not. It's always a combination of a homeless man's body odour and Garfield's cheesy, lasagna piss. What I DO love, however, are the effects that haze strains are known for, and this strain is no different. This bud looked almost like ragweed at first glance, then I got the camera on it. Turns out it has an amazing bud structure; coated in pistils, and loaded with earthy tones and colours! While quite dense, this one breaks up nice also. The vapour taste was really nice, bit herby I'd say, and the vapour itself was not harsh. Anyone who loves a haze stone will not be disappointed here, in fact, it might be my new favourite haze strain. The effects are a bit creeper for a sativa but they are strong and long lasting. Of the five samples I received, this might be one of two that I reorder... Really dig it. The 3 star review on their website for this strain is out to lunch. Website Price: $197oz My Rating: 4.5/5 https://i.imgur.com/dPsvQdF.jpg Haze Extreme: Sativa Dominant This weed stinks. I mean, all weed stinks, but wow. Smells like bread and butter pickles brined in cougar piss. Smells like bigfoot's dick (Anchorman). Anyways, I'll be honest, I vaped this a little closely together with the brainstorm haze, so the effects may have mixed slightly. Fortunately they are both fantastic haze strains and the transition was smooth as glass. Again, dense, milky trichomey bud that breaks up really nice; fantastic cure. Vapes smooth and hits a little quicker than the brainstorm, though I found I just liked the effects of the brainstorm slightly more. Classic haze stone, gorgeous buds, this stuff will rock your daytime casbah. Good high energy buzz for getting all the things done. Website Price: $185oz My Rating: 4/5 https://i.imgur.com/rUgRBGn.jpg Pink Rockstar: Indica Dominant Hybrid I'll confess some bias here, I LOVE both rockstar and pink kush, so when I first heard tell of this cross, I had to change my shorts. This stuff relaxes you right off the first exhale; fears of sharks and dragons, bill collectors and ex-wives simply float out the window, and the couch becomes my castle. Buds were popcorn sized and extremely dense, and because of that, I found it broke up a bit dense--stayed small, maybe not great for joints (I only vape). The smell of this sample was slightly muted but there was a distinct citrus note to it. Very frosty nugs with nice milky trichomes. Vapour on this strain is a bit harsher than the previous three, but I also find it slightly more potent, so that may be why. Dense vapour with a bit of a sour note. Overall, really enjoyed this strain and it is the other strain I may re-order. Website Price: $185oz My Rating: 4.5/5 https://i.imgur.com/PefHavB.jpg Gelato: Hybrid Ahh, the famed 'Larry Bird'... This is my first experience with this very hyped strain and I have to say, once again, the hype tips the scale. While this is a VERY GOOD strain, I don't know if I can personally justify some of the prices per OZ that I have seen this strain at. At the time of writing this review, buyweedonlineshop.ca was out of stock of the Gelato, so I could not find a price, but I have a feeling it is priced at the higher end of their range. While this bud is extremely milky and frosty, it is too dense to have much appeal, it is much more appealing when broken up. Gelato smells like chocolate or icecream, or GELATO, to me, its rather unbelievable. I didn't think I'd ever smell a bud where I didn't get the scent of weed, safe to say, this doesn't smell like your mother's weed (unless your mom buys from this MOM). Effects are pretty strong; they come on quick and I felt quite ripped. It wasn't as long lasting as I would have expected for a strain with so much hype, but the strength of the effects more than made up for the brevity. Overall, one of the better strains I have had in the past months, but I doubt I would pay an exorbitant price above $200 an ounce. My rating: 4/5 https://i.imgur.com/0pObXXU.jpg Incentive for Customers: The website features a 'Specials' section where ounces can be found as low as $100 (1 strain only at the time of this review). They offer free shipping at $150 and above. Incentive for Review: I was provided a five-gram sample pack and asked if I would write an honest, unbiased review of their products and services, to which I agreed, and upon completion of this review, all services have been rendered and will cease. I have no on-going agreement with this MOM. Notes: There is a lot of noise on this forum about shill reviewing and whether or not accepting a sample pack in exchange for a review constitutes a bias. I have expressed my opinion on this matter elsewhere on this forum and will not tackle it here. Suffice it to say, this review is 100% honest, and at no point have I tried to conceal information or muddy the waters. Take this review with a grain of salt, as I am not a professional, but I have decided to step up the 'professionalism' in an effort to preserve transparency. I invite any MOM who does sample exchanges and wishes to associate their brand with mature, honest reviews to contact me. P.S. to buyweedonlineshop.ca: I spun your stupid wheel and it ripped me off. Where's my 10%? :P https://i.imgur.com/lPqxt6W.png Thanks for reading, MkLn.
Krazy Glue AA - CannabisCanadaShop - Nov 9th
Nov 15, 2018
Posted by /u/crownamedcheryl
This was a whole lot better than I expected since it was labeled a AA. There is nothing AA about this stuff, it was excellent. Nice white ash in a joint, lots of crystal, very pungent and very tasty. I was blown away by the quality
Clusterfunk HCE - Sunshine Coast Extractions - bhothority- Mid Nov
Nov 15, 2018
Posted by /u/Aecymea
It put me to bed nicely. It is a live resin product so it is fairly saucy. The nose was a little underwhelming compared to the Hawaiian punch I tried, but the taste was amazing. The diamonds were all nicely formed and clear with a caviar consistency however there were a few larger boulders amongst them. Would definitely recommend
Chocolope - Kootenay Craft - August 2018
Nov 15, 2018
Posted by /u/cannacoupon_ca
It really was. Great pure sativa with energy and motivation for days. Great smoke too
Monkey's Breath - The Wholesome Monkey - October 2018
Nov 15, 2018
Posted by /u/cannacoupon_ca
Honestly haven't smoked it yet. Don't think you can go wrong either way though. I'll try some out tonight.
Master Kush OG - JJMeds - November
Nov 15, 2018
Posted by /u/StonerSteve64
It's their best 99/oz deal yet! Stong kushy taste and smell with a solid body buzz. Burns clean too light grey ash and white. Nice sized nugs a few 2g + and a mix of medium and small buds.
Sticky Cookies - JJMeds - November
Nov 14, 2018
Posted by /u/StonerSteve64
Yeah this one hits harder than most cookies strains I've tried it's Indica dominant for sure. Sweet sugar and gas is what it tastes like and smells like earth/gas with undertones of caramel. Perfect burn clean white ash. Nugs are caked in crystals and busts up fluffy making it easy for rolling. Only downside is it's only available in the 1st option on the mix and match oz
Cannawholesalers Review
Nov 14, 2018
Posted by m1911pro
https://cannawholesalers.ca Overall rating: 10/10 Sign up: The usual typical sign up process. Ordering and pricing: I've ordered quite a few times from CWS and the prices are extremely good for bulk, my go to bulk MOM. My favourite I've had from them is the Purple Space Cookies. I always get a nice sample of something and it really makes me look forward to ordering again! Communication: Always fast replies when I email them, I never had a problem. Packaging: Vacuum sealed and very inconspicuous. They've done something smart and out of the ordinary on top of it I haven't seen before a few times as well. Products: Everything I've ever got from CWS is great, my favourite being the Purple Space Cookies. This flower is absolutely beautiful, easily the best looking I've ever had, quite potent and a very nice nose, almost doesn't even smell like weed. Large nugs, the bag appeal is 11/10. Everybody I've shown this strain to freaks out lmao, I am very satisfied with this strain and CWS in general. https://i.imgur.com/OFypTeD.jpg Incentive for Customers: There are usually some discount codes to be found. Incentive for Review: Coupon for next order My #1 MOM for a few months now, they always keep me very happy :)
Blue Moon Rocks - Cheapweed - October 2018
Nov 14, 2018
Posted by /u/cannacoupon_ca
Yep mine did a few weeks with a Boveda as well.
True OG - JJMeds - October
Nov 14, 2018
Posted by /u/Farva_Kush
BUDS: 7/10 These things are all rock-hard little nugs about the size of a Gobstopper. Resinous as all hell and enjoys being a jerk and clogging grinders. Subdued gas smell. BUZZ: 7/10 Not overly potent but good high. Supposed to be an Indica but felt like more of a hybrid to me. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA 8/10 Bumped up a point for value. I love living in a time where stuff this solid is this cheap.
Blood Cookies JJMeds October
Nov 14, 2018
Posted by /u/Farva_Kush
BUDS: 7/10 Not the best trim job on these buds but nice crystal coverage all over. Purples everywhere. Definitely on the dry side but no worries there, stickied up nicely in the jar. BUZZ: 8/10 Nice body buzz and pretty decent cerebral effects. Found it to be very sedative and had some issues getting up after 2 or 3 or 6 bowls. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: 8/10 Great deal for the price, loved all their Cookies crosses so far.
Pinky OG - JJ Meds - October
Nov 14, 2018
Posted by /u/Farva_Kush
BUDS: 7/10 Solid. Nice and dense but still squishy and somewhat sticky. Light and dark greens, moderate crystal coverage, long hairs. Shades of pink on the bottoms of some of the buds. Fantastic flowers+gas nose. BUZZ: 10/10 Beautiful. Maybe the perfect high. Some pinks will make you giggle nonstop, some will just cement you to the couch, this is like the perfect mix of both. Not overpowering though. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA 10/10 Great value. One of the pricier non-quad strains from JJ’s but worth the extra $$ for sure.
Watermelon - Kootenay Craft - September 2018
Nov 14, 2018
Posted by /u/cannacoupon_ca
I've checked it thoroughly, it's pristine.
Grapefruit - The Wholesome Monkey - Nov 2018
Nov 14, 2018
Posted by /u/OhForTheLoveOfMoM
I like it a lot, especially at $140/oz. Definitely a perfect daytime strain, slow building but uplifting. Mine weiged a couple g over, was well packaged and not too dry at all. Great citrusy scent, more pomello than grapefruit. That's a bit specific I guess, but it was my impression. Smokes smooth with a nice light/white ash. No complaints at all with the strain or the MOM (this being my first, I'll definitely order again).Super Glue OG - Thechrono - September 2018
Nov 14, 2018
Posted by /u/BackwoodBilla
Strain: SGOG Indica/sativa: Indica Dominant taste: 7/10 Bag appeal: 10/10 Potency: 7/10 Nose: 7.5/10 Overall Impression: Sticky Sticky Sticky....This girl didnt wanna leave the bag lol put it in my smell proof bag and it morphed into the shape of the bag. Straight out the bag Nose reminded me of PK, with chrono I never have a problem with cure or the smoke, this smoked nice and smooth and greyish white ash. Will be keeping an eye out for his good deals. 
OKG - Cookies - September 2018
Nov 14, 2018
Posted by /u/BackwoodBilla
Strain: Cookies Indica/sativa: Indica Dominant taste: 8.5/10 Bag appeal: 10/10 Potency: 7/10 Nose: 7/10 Overall impression: Straight when you open the bag smells like sweet coffee I dont get where the cookies come from but it definitely has a unique good nose but could be stronger. Came in nugs ranging from .3-7 Super sticky to the touch can literally make it stick to your finger, I hand balled 7g of this and will be making a moonrock its that malleable. The effects are more indica leaning for sure and don't hit right away but after you feel a washover your body and feel heavy. The cure and flush could be better but nothing a boveda and jar can't fix. My favourite thing to do is mix this with the strawberry death star I got from him Crazy terps.... I'm really glad OKG came thru and made it right I got my original order. Sorry for being from this subreddit been a hectic couple months I have lots of reviews coming this week from OKG, Chronfather and The chrono.
Walter White - Speedgreens - Nov 7, 2018
Nov 13, 2018
Posted by /u/yegmmj
First order from Speedgreens, and I’m quite impressed. I got 20% off my order because of their Remembrance Day sale. Each strain came in a pill bottle with a boveda, and the buds are perfectly sticky. The pill bottles wear vacuum sealed, inside a large smelly proof bag, inside of a box. Walter White has nice tight buds and smells of strawberry (or like the strain White Castle). Not as super smooth as the Blue God but still a very enjoyable smoke. Definitely feel this one in my head. Rating: 8.5/10
Blue God - Speedgreens - Nov 7, 2018
Nov 13, 2018
Posted by /u/yegmmj
First order from Speedgreens, and I’m quite impressed. I got 20% off my order because of their Remembrance Day sale. Each strain came in a pill bottle with a boveda, and the buds are perfectly sticky. The pill bottles wear vacuum sealed, inside a large smelly proof bag, inside of a box. This strain is Blue God and is the smoothest smoke of the several strains I ordered. Has a nice blueberry aroma with some gassiness to it. Rating: 9/10KushBerry - Bud Bargain - Nov 18
Nov 13, 2018
Posted by /u/bburrr
This one is a nice strain, a great mix of Blueberry & OG. It retains a strong cerebral kick from the OG while still still maintaining a good body. Only had a small bit of this one but it was stellar. Good quality trim and good quality smoke, *9/10*.
Alice in Wonderland - CannaWholesalers - Nov 2018
Nov 13, 2018
Posted by /u/bburrr
NOTE: The container is from a local dispensary that happened to have the same strain. Upon discussion of my incoming sample, they gave me a smaller sample of their own. IMO CWS was better, but it was good none the less. This aroma from this Alice is phenomenal! It's a dense, creamy, sweet & lush smell, masked in gas. Very interesting lol about it as well, with it's very bright greens and large trichomes. The smoke is great, very creative feeling and uplifting. The trim is excellent and the buds are very dense. This sample is 1.8g, a very good size for a sample. I don't often like sativa, but this strain was awesome. *10/10*
White Cookies - CannaWholesalers - Nov 2018
Nov 13, 2018
Posted by /u/bburrr
White Cookies is a dream strain for me to be honest. The child of White Widow & GSC is intoxicating and rather wonderful. The high is sedating yet euphoric, and the taste is very, very good. The smell is thick and very earthy, with a faint Wintergreen mint attached. The bag appeal of this one is high, and after 2 days with a humidity pack it's stellar in terms of feel and look. I absolutely love this strain, and would order again. *9.5/10*
Violator Kush by Theraveda - SkyHigh Exotics - November 2018
Nov 13, 2018
Posted by /u/hoffa83
I haven't had the Astro but as far as potency in my opinion it's decent. It doesn't knock me on my ass but not a lot does. The smell is beautiful but the puff is a little harsh. No question about bud structure either, this stuff is top notch. Someone took pride in this grow.
Speedgreens - Space Cookies Budder, Sour Tangie, Alien OG, LA OG, Walter White, Rockstar, Green Crack
Nov 13, 2018
Posted by Keyll
http://feedthemultiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/speedgreens.jpg Rating: 8/10 - good MOM, would recommend for Budder especially and AAAA greens. Incentive: I was asked to review and offered a sample package with my purchase. They gave me 2 grams of bud, 2 papers and one budder. Incentive for you: Free 3.5 with first order, 4 prerolls with orders over $179. Long review for the readers: Customer Service: They were in touch with me even though it was evening to pair me with what they wanted me to review. I also received an email to let me know my order was delivered. Of course I already had my package by then but it was all very great, good communication. Shipping: Mailed package on Thursday with an upcoming long weekend and Canada post is estimating it will not arrive until Tuesday. I have ‘signature required’ so I’m less worried about postal theft but I’m still more anxious about it than I would be if they’d have choked off and waited til Tuesday to mail it. Your milage may vary. Still, somehow it arrived on Friday so I’m not upset they sent it out. Because now my weekend is going to be amaaaazing. Packaging: The exterior could be any package. Inside is an opaque vacuum sealed bag and inside of that is another vacuum sealed bag. No exterior smell. Very professional. Includes a business card with a coupon, but the coupon does not specify any sort of discount. Mystery??? Everything is individually packaged in bottles with moisture control packages and custom labels for each strain. A step above baggies. Even the grams! All of the gifts are labeled to clearly indicate which are samples and which were part of your order which I thought was a cute touch. The budder sample is in a bag with a custom label, inside of which is an eyeshadow jar with a rubber insert. It’s thoughtfully assembled. The buds: Rockstar: AAA Sticky and dark. The smell is powerful. I first popped a standard sized bowl into my vaporizer, and shared it with a friend. The first thing I noticed was how intense the flavor profile is. Not only are the buds nice and terpy when you break into them, but they maintain a powerful flavor my friend described as ‘berry’. I believe it was named after the energy drink, because it has that bitterness and fake fruit flavor I expect from a Rockstar. The vaped high was cerebral, sleepy, and very socially enhancing. I felt less stressed about handling multiple text messages, very present and then went and took photos of all the products. The Blackberry Brandy Papers: Second, because of the noted berry flavor, I made a joint out of the blackberry brandy flavored paper. A good flavor combination, I highly recommend if you’re a joint smoker. The paper lent a very slight note to the experience, mostly I noticed it when I licked it to seal it–it tasted like a berry gummy, fake sweet. The paper is really cute, it has berries printed on it with a soy based ink. The experience would have been smoother if I was sharing the j and could have burnt through it in one go. When I relit the paper flared up on the seam and wasted some of it. Never had a joint do that before. This happened when I tried using one the next day as well. My friend noted she liked the smell of it burning. Rockstar itself performed excellent in the joint, a slow controlled burn (when it wasn’t actually on fire). Smoking enhanced its energetic effects and I can probably do anything. Wow. I would describe it as energetic and euphoric. Truly a star. It’s definitely a hybrid as I get both sleepy and energy with this one. Green Crack AA: An AA for sure. Small flaky buds. Low smell, you really have to get into the bottle to get anything. Tastes dirty and wet. It does vaporize and get clouds rather than just withering into nothing, so it’s not worthless. However I can’t say I’m disappointed I only got the free 3.5 of this strain. I have had worse weed. Throw it in a j for your friends and save the AAAAs for yourself. Due to having this opinion I tested it in a joint with the DLX premium papers. The papers are extremely thin, and I have to say they may be the best papers I’ve ever tried. Green Crack deals all right packed into a joint, it’s possible to get a good cherry burn going. The flavor is unremarkable but it gets the job done. Those were the only two I tried smoking. The rest is all vaporized from dry herb. Alien OG AAAA: Now this makes up for that AA crap. Freakin worlds of difference between these strains. This tastes earthy in a grass way, flavorful and potent. This is a rightful AAAA strain, I would say. The buds are sizeable, cured just right, and the smell is powerful. This is an almost psychedelic heavy hitter, really pushes the boundaries of just how high marijuana in its flower form can take you. I am not disappointed and highly recommend this strain for seasoned users. Sour Tangie AAAA: Enjoyable flavor that reminds me of fake orange juice from my childhood. They’re potent, but I’m not quite sold on these being sold as AAAA buds. They smell great, but all of the buds are tiny. They’re still nice, though. I do think it’s a must-try sativa strain simply because of how awesome the effects are and how great it tastes. This rocketed me to creative joyful happy places and I’m glad I bought 7 grams of it. I highly recommend this strain if you want a really great tasting weed or one of those sativas where you accidentally end up writing an entire novel. LA Confidential OG AAAA: After finally emerging from this high I can crawl back to my computer and say that yes, yes, this is a true AAAA option. Nice large bud, cracks open and reveals trails of trichomes thickening towards the core. It grieves me that I don’t have an ounce of this to hibernate during the winter. The flavor is velvety and relaxing, smooth and piney. The result is extremely relaxing, a solid indica high. I highly recommend for anyone who wants a very relaxing painkilling indica. Walter White AAAA: I forgot to post this in my original review! It messed me up so much I completely forgot it existed. Hah. It's intense. Kind of makes me anxious. Great buds, lots of orange hairs which indicate healthy flowers. It tastes smooth, and I found its high was a quick brutal one. NOT a night time smoke. Use this one before you want to like, crush yard work, graffiti an entire wall in your basement, bake 500 cookies, and press ALL OF YOUR LAUNDRY even though you've NEVER IRONED BEFORE. Space Cookies budder AAAA: Absolutely the star of this package. Killer. It tastes waxy and sweet, not too terpy with its sugar “cookie” flavor either. Very subtle and enjoyable hits. I use a vape with a wax cup. This budder vaporized without leaving any residue, the consistency is easy to work with using a dabber, and the effects are rightfully AAAA+. It won’t take very much of this to send you to space. One gram of this is going to get me high SO many times. This is an incredible product if you like budder. I keep reaching back for this every time I want to use anything. If I go buy anything from Speedgreens it’ll probably be their budder. They have an excellent selection of options and if this is an example of what quality to expect, I know I’ll want to treat mahself. Site critique notes: The site itself looks great, with a couple of problems. In the checkout area, “Signature required” checkbox explanation cuts off at ‘if the’. Refuses to accept shorter passwords, a “safety feature” I consider irrelevant on sites like this because it’s way more likely someone’s going to hack a database and scrape all the passwords or open my laptop and automatically populate the password field. “Name from Place purchased Item” feature is a bit alarming to be included on a site selling cannabis but maybe that’s just me. Customer service popup makes a noise when you’re not on the tab! I cannot give a full rating because of these annoying site features and the slight under weight. I wouldn’t complain about being shorted .2 on a 7 but since I’m reviewing I do have to mention it. Otherwise very happy.
Cookie Monster - OKG - Sept 18
Nov 12, 2018
Posted by /u/waterboy199
It was awesome buddy, worth the wait!
Romulan - CannaWholesalers - Nov 2018
Nov 12, 2018
Posted by /u/bburrr
The burn on this one is awesome. Nose is very deep pine, with a sweet undertone and the flavor compliments with that of an earthy tone to the tail end of the hit. The high is super incapacitating, a lovely way to end a long weekend for sure. The buds are fluffy and very sticky, well cured but not too sticky to bust well. After 2 days with humidity packs this one packs an even bigger flavor punch. Although not the greatest bag appeal, once inspecting the nugs one can see how great this strain is. With a better trim and finish this could be a 10. That being said, this is a lovely smoke for nearly $100/oz. Easy *8.5/10*.