Reviews

I was approached by Grass Chief a little while ago asking if I would like to do some reviews for them. Being a MoM that's been around since I started reviewing I said, sure, why not. Also the fact that I don't see them posted here nearly as much as I used to raised my overall curiosity. Now as a whole experience, I think most of the product sent out for review should have never left their possession. Out of 4 strains, only 2 were smokeable. Certainly healthier than the other two which were obviously very old, dry, and discoloured. Not only in the looks but they smelled old too. Banana Punch and Tom Ford. The Grapefruit and Blue Coma seem fine overall. This Grapefruit being the standout. These buds of Grapefruit arrived feeling super dense and compact. Almost rock hard. Very sticky to the touch while being broken down. Moss green in colour peppered with hints of forest green, followed by a hefty amount of a wispy copper pistils. Trim is very tight and maybe too close as there are some damaged surface trichomes in areas but also a good amount of full ones throughout. The terpene profile isn't like any Grapefruit I had before. In fact, the one strain I couldn't stop thinking of when trying to make a comparison is Violator Kush. It's an unmistakable kind of profile. A woody, creamy, sweet pine, combined with herbal, spicy undertones, translating to flavour but with a subtle lemon taste on exhale. Super smooth, burning to a salt and pepper ash accompanied by a medium sized oil ring. Effects are easygoing and clear headed at first, feeling noticeably focused and uplifted. Eventually brings on a minor relaxation but it helps add to it's overall chill demeanour without feeling weighed down or lazy. Very well suited for a daytime smoke with functional, medium potency effects.

Picked up a Oz and half Oz of this strain during a sale, all in I paid 114$ which is a steal in my opinion. It’s not quite as potent as other HGA strains but the triple A+ is spot on. It has a kush smell and a nice kush taste and doesn’t burn dark at all, not dried out. It is a heavier indica in my opinion so more of a night time smoke. My incentive for this review is 25$ off and free shipping on my next order

2/4 strains received and reviewing in 2 ounce mixed order. This one is pretty nice, might be favourite or 2nd favourite and was my last choice. Wouldn’t say it’s mega gas as labeled but it is a pretty potent strong smoke with Snow White ash and clean oil ring, also crazy bag appeal with this grower like the rest large dense well trimmed caked buds

This pick up smalls/popcorn was actually surprising, the bugs seemed normal size and less popcorn. It was on sale and that made it a score! This strain is old faithful for me. It does the trick and it’s not too pricy, the potency of this batch was 7/10 , quality 7/10, and bag appeal was 8/10 since the nugs were regular size and sold as popcorn. All in all I would pick up again.

I just ordered this. How is it?

Strain Name: Citrique Strain Producer: Hystar.biz Type of Product: Raw Resin Terpene profile/scent profile: sweet citrus with a touch of pine, herbal lemon exhale with a bit of spice. wife said the same thing! Consumed Via: Enail @ 650F Scale of effects from 1-5 Calm: 5 Cheery: 4 Locked: 2 Creative: 3 Energy: 4 Bliss: 5 Focus: 3 Mellow: 2 Relax: 2 Sleepy: 1 Chatty: 4 Lovey: 5 Number of Hits/Amountaprox: 2 50mg per Duration: 60-90 mins Negatives: Confused/Dizzy/Dryeyesmouth/paranoia or anxiety? non experienced Strength out of 5: 3 Try again?: yeah I would try again, it reminds me of super lemon haze a little bit and feels great during the day. the sweet inhale with a smooth spicy herbal lemon exhale is pretty nice, no harsh coughing. very happy with my purchase!

I recently picked up three high voltage extract carts from HGA with their price match promo going on. I picked up two sauce carts (scout master and Ice Cream) and one 50:50 cart (Tropical punch). I peeled off two strain stickers to label the carts so I don't get them mixed up. Potency: high was incredibly strong after just two or three puffs on the yocan at lower voltages such as 2.2-2.5. Unlike most joints, this is more of a creeper high. Taste: isn't too worth mentioning because they taste a bit similar to one another, not too sure if that's intentional or if my taste isn't grrat coming from smoking joints and dry herb vapes. Customer service: this is my first time using their price match promo and the whole process of it was really quick and pleasant. I would recommend HGA for their quick CS and shipping! Q: 8/10 (-1 due to indistinguishable taste) V: 9.5/10 with their price match promo CS: 10/10 Incentive: $25 off and free shipping on my next order over $100. DM me for a $25 off referral coupon

Review: this stuff has a strong pungent aroma. The smell takes over the room as soon as you open the bag. Burns nicely and has a strong heavy hitting buzz. Grabbed during their thanksgiving sale. Definitely recommend it for anyone who loves gassy kinds with a strong flavour. Quality: 9/10 Value: 10/10

My favorite astro offering. Harmonized gets all the new astro drops so I watch for them for whenever super goo is around. Crazy gas. I am a heavy smoker and only touch this stuff at night. Clean burn and taste to the last puff. Took this picture with my Samsung z fold 3.

Hybrid strain. Very nice fresh nugs, trimmed really well, nice coat of crystals covering it, dense, and smells and tastes gassy. I felt the effects lean more to the indica side, but it wasn’t too heavy. I feel I could smoke this during the day without it putting me out. I was pretty satisfied with it especially since it was on sale. Value: 8 Quality: 9 Taste: 8 High: 7.5

Damn dude. I'm legit surprised. Sorry to hear this was a let down.

First ever order with WP after years of seeing lots of fans and haters on this sub lol. I have to say it was a pretty solid first impression. They shipped quick and it got here quick. The zip arrived in an actual Mason jar, double vac sealed in a box, along with a couple small prints. Bag appeal is definitely on point. Them shits is just caked. Aroma is, indeed, much like an apple pie/fritter, but with a weird sort of funk I can't place. I guess...it kind of smells like an apple pie that's just gone off? So, overripe apple and dough, with hints of sweetness and gas. Really cool terps whatever they are. Taste doesn't quite come through as strongly as the aroma. Subtle gassy/fruity/doughy taste. It's a decent-tasting smoke. The burn is pretty much perfect though. Light, fluffy ash, big grease ring right from the start. Slaps pretty good too, without being a knockout. For me this is a great daytime weed cause I feel really stoned but alert, with no mushy brain. I don't think this is incentivized. I didn't tag it, mostly because I forgot lol. Last month they were offering a discount code for reviews but I don't think that applies anymore. If it did I'd gladly take a code cause I'd order from them again without it anyway. Q: 8.5/10 V: 9/10 ($160 a zip) Edit: sorry for the blurry ass pictures lol. I clearly can't tell when something is out of focus.

Strain: Jokerz Sold by: Budmail Grown by: Taco Farm Appreciation: 8/10 It is a mix of White Runtz and Jet Fuel Gelato. I wish i ordered more.

Decided to try the 50/50 carts just cuz. I’ll give them a solid meh…. Nothing special. Not shitty. Hash plant, sunset sherbet, and papaya punch. One was faulty. Couple pictures and emails later and they refunded me for it. Love their customer service. Their sauce carts are great. Lovin the gorilla glue. Will always grab a couple when they’re on sale. 25$ and free delivery on next order for the review.

Didn't really wanna do this but I figure it's a necessary pubic service. Was super stoked to try out skookum, despite the exorbitant prices. (For the uninitiated this is $150 a half without discounts). Order took two weeks to arrive (CP's fault, not Skookum) so I was pretty antsy by the time it finally got here. Cracked the can and wow.... What a beauty. Beautiful buds and these gassy, dank, cakey terps. It actually smells a lot like the KK/TQF cut of Dosi. At this point I'm thinking, wow this stuff might actually be worth the money. (Other than the fact that the cans are too small and the bud is a bit squished.) So I go to roll up a joint, and when I open my grinder there's an immature seed sitting in the pile of weed I just ground. I sift through the rest, don't see any seed pieces, so I roll it up and light up. Immediate burnt popcorn aroma. The ash is dark and falling apart. Great. So I rolled up another one. This time checking the buds as I break them up. No visible seeds. So I pop the pieces in the grinder, grind it up, and immediately find chunks of broken seed. So I open the second can, at which point I find the bud with the seed pod crater on the outside. So I break up that bud, don't find any other seeds. It smokes okay. Kind of tasty, but still with a dark ash and a "hot" taste. Attempt number four is where I found my first mature seed (and another immature one). Again, I poked around like a truffle pig, looking for other seeds. Didn't find any. But again that joint burns dark and doesn't taste very good. I would be disappointed by this experience at any price point, but for $150 a half I'm pretty disgusted. Although I do have to laugh that this came from a company whose motto is "the truth is in the burn" lol. At least they got that part right - just not how they intended.

Strain - LA Kush Cake (Wedding Cake x Kush Mints) by Brokekidgrows Visual/Texture - bricked upped together coming as a compilation of several smaller to medium sized buds, with one massive nug accounting for half of the half zip. Being shaded by array of hues from bright lime, patches of medium emerald, accent of dark forest green, and eye gripping violet undertones that really pop. Hard density with barely any give at all, snapping each of these buds off the mass while still maintaining the sticky resinous exteriors, while exposing the trich infestation hidden within. Caked out by a thick wall of milky white glistening trichomes Scent - an explosion of some of the tastiest scented terpenes. A deep vanilla smell immediately fills your nostrils upon taking a whiff into the jar. Really pleasantly made up of vanilla, sweet dough, while partnering up with notes of gassy, herbal, piney hints  Smoke - moving from smell to smoke carrying over its mirrored profiles. Each puff bringing forward an excellent taste of sweet vanilla, while sporting notes of dough, pine, gas, and a distinct nutty flavor. Exhales becoming a sweet herb, with a cedar taste, and faint earthiness. Lighter greyish, white ash with pepper flakes,  clean burn, capable of taking smooth hauls, and a resinous development early on in the burn High - LA Kush Cake is a tasty terped up strain being an indica swaying hybrid, which comes on strong while showcasing its effects. Lifted by an elevation of euphoria presenting itself, and an uplifted surge of energy moves over you. Eventually succumbing to the full on body relaxation that nuzzles into you, leaving you feeling good, and feeling a substantial drain of motivation. Finding myself baking on this cake during the day time, or early evening time cooking

Nice sticky icky big dense buds covered in crystals with a green, orange, red, purple and black palette. A beautiful flower cured very well. Smoke is thick and spicy with a citrus backend. Quite a unique flavour in good way. Accentuates creative and visual pursuits. I’m really looking forward to the northern lights tonight with this on board! All n all a pretty damn good weed. I receive free shipping and a $25 credit for this review.

Super Gas from JJ Meds Indica Dominant Hybrid Nose: The nose was very pungent, especially with the gas and the kushy notes. It also had a rich sweet spiciness and a little bit of herbal nose to it. It had the type of smell that fills a room. Stickiness/Moisture: The moisture level was awesome, and it was a tiny bit sticky. Taste: There was lots of flavour in the taste. I got lots of that gas and kush and a rich spicy woodiness. It really filled up my mouth and had that appealing lip smacking, lingering taste to it. Burn: The burn was good. The ash was nice, and it gave lots of smoke. Potency/Effects: The potency was high for me, and it had a good punch to start off with. It gave me a very buzzy brain and a relaxed body buzz. It didn’t have a take me out level to it, I still had a bit of awareness and brain energy. It would be good for evening and night time. You can watch the video review: On Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCKOjnafjrI&t=97s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CU8RDvtDZfu/

Switched it up and tried some Islane El Chapo. Was super happy with the taste, smell, high, price, everything! Can’t go wrong at all with this stuff. Solid 8/10. I received $25 off and free shipping for this review

I'm not gonna smoke it, Smells like Hay and ammonia. This is garbage ?️

No terps!! Bone dry, Harsh to smoke. Definitely would not recommend.