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Jumped on the 420 sale that HGA had on a select few AAAA strains. I picked up an ounce of Cookies Grower: Chemical Poison. I have had this strain before when they first released it. The cure was off a bit on the first batch so I thought I'd give it another go and grab it while it was a few bucks off the regular price. The photo above is a 11.3 gram bud I got in my ounce. Holy Fuck, right!?! Beautiful weed porn. Perfectly trimmed and sticky to the touch. Smells citrusy and sweet. Buds are dense and compact. Mostly medium sized, except this huge bud above in the photo. Rolled me a one gram joint. Initial taste is berry, citrus and sweet GSC. The cure is perfect. Like, serious. Clean as a motherfucker. White, billowy ash. Nice resin ring around the joint when it's burning. Smoking as I write this and getting all distracted by this strain. The high is instant. A hybrid is my guess. I can't tell how stoned I am because I'm never not stoned. Ever. Got this overnite from HGA. Ordered at 9 am and it came at 3pm the very next day to Onterrible (Ontario). I'm still in awe of the processing/packaging/shipping speed that HGA is known for. Amazing customer service. Even got a free gram of El Jefe with my order. Plus I grabbed a zip of 11 Weeks MMJ: Demon Breath as well (after snagging a zip of popcorn of the same strain last week). This Cookies Grower: Chemical Poison is a true quad. A fucking treat! The cure is crazy good. As advertised! This batch well represents what Cookies Growers is all about. Great, clean, unique weed.

STRAIN NAME: DOSI-COOKIES MOM NAME: MONKEYBUDZ DISPENSARY OVERALL RATING: 10/10 CUSTOMER SEVICE: 10/10 SHIPPING PACKAGING:10/10 Was fast and in smell proof bags, in boxes as well. REVIEW: DOSI-COOKIES   LOOK: VERY VERY SMALL POPCORN BUDS.HAS SOME LIGHT MINTY GREENS, AS WELL AS SOME DARKER FOREST GREENS, AND SOME DARK PURPLE THROUGH OUT. HAS QUITE A BIT OF SUGAR LEAF AND COULD HAVE USED A BETTER TRIM JOB. A NICE LAYER OF MILKY TRICHOMES GIVING A CREAMY COLOUR, AND SOME NICE COPPER PISTILS COMING THROUGH. TEXTURE: SMALL DENSE/SOLID BUDS WITH SOME SQUISH TO EM.BREAKS APART NICE AND GRINDS/ROLLS GREAT AS WELL. SMELL: EARTHY, SWEET,DOUGHY, HINTS OF CITRUS,GASSY UNDERTONE AS WELL. TASTE: SWEET, COOKIES DOUGH,HINTS OF THAT GAS ON EXHALE EFFECTS: A NICE CREATIVE, UPLIFT, AND HAPPY FELLING OUT OF THE GATES! REALLY HITS BEHIND THE EYES. AS I SMOKED, THE EFFECTS KICKED IN A BIT MORE AND THE INDICA TOOK OVER, STARTING WITH THAT LITTLE TINGLE BEHIND THE HEAD, AND WASHED OVER MY BODY OF ANY ACHES AND PAINS. CAN REALLY FEEL THE INDICA IN THIS ONE AS IT HAD ME COUCHLOCKED IN NO TIME, AND HAD JUST WANTING TO CHILL.  NICE SMOKE FOR SURE. Overall value:8.2/10  Overall rating:7.7/10

Strain - Death Wheelchair (Death Bubba x Wheelchair) Visual/Texture - this strains name sounding like it could be a stunt straight outta Jackass. A crispy to the touch slightly dry exterior, mossy colored buds, with emerald hues, and sugar leaves almost carrying a blue tint. Lengthy thinner orangish brown pistils overthrowing portions of the structure, and a snow white trichome blanketed over top Scent - quite the danky smell slapping your nostrils taking a whiff of what this green is offering. A strong fuel stench of diesel releasing the majority of the aroma gassing off of Death Wheelchair, also notes of citrus, herbs, and a musky earthiness tying it all together Smoke - a medium grey ash being produced which carried a thick, greasy resin trail right behind it. Similar to the smell, the inhale unleashing the gassy diesel, herbal citrus, and musky earthiness. Exhaling mainly consisting of a diesel blended with a robust earthiness to it  High - compiled of mostly indica properties (80/20) it doesn't take long before they take hold. Lifting your mood but keeping your motivation at bay, you will be overtaken with a strong feeling of euphoria. A warmth flowing through your body, shifting you over to the idle position. Munchies will appear on the menu, along with a burnout eventually setting in

Another bad review lol, I guess I can't complain too much because of the price but still kind of upset because everyone has been giving this weed such great reviews and I've been hearing "mouth watering flavour" and stuff like that so I figured I'd try it out. It looks ok but kind of seems like PGR grown weed or something cause it's ridiculously dense. It has a faint kind of mint chocolate chip kind of smell to it that is muted and not quite as funky or gassy as I would like. It almost seems like it was harvested too early or something. It burns with a bit of an oil ring and a decent pretty white ash but it is kind of harsh and has no flavour. Pretty disappointed with this one regardless of the price because it is definitely not AAAA quality. I would say AAA- or AAA at best but not really happy with this I don't give a fuck about incentive points I just want good weed lol

To start off this was an amazing deal. Great quality and amazing price. Smell/Appearance: Now, Fresh out the bag came mainly small to a couple medium sized nugs. Nice green buds with funky orange pistils sticking out on every bud plus a pretty good trichome coverage. A bit leafy but nothing a hand trim cant fix plus its 229 a qp like cmon now. Now the smell. At first without cracking the nugs open i get like an earthy kinda pungent scent to it kinda like a gorilla glue but when you crack the nug open and grind it up it gives off a nice earthy piney kush sort of scent that kinda reminds of death bubba. Like a dank pine. When crushing the nugs up its very sticky and easy to roll. Taste/Burn/Smoke: Now lets get into the taste. I felt that the taste is the one thing this bud kinda lacks on. Im not saying it taste horrible because it really doesn't. I feel like the taste is kinda mute but still pretty good nonetheless. TFCannabis said the taste would be kinda mute in their description of this bud so i expected it. But regardless this bud gives off a nice earthy piney pungent taste with a little kush to it. Now the burn and smoke. It burned white ash. From time to time it'll be salt n peppery leaning more to the salt side but it barely burns like that. It mainly burns pure white with a oil ring to it. Very smooth smoke no harshness to the lungs or throat and just very easy to smoke. High: Now lets get to the high. The high is really good. I felt like the high was slightly sedating with a very nice calm and relaxing kick back chilling effect to it. It probably lasted from 30 minutes to an hour i'd say. Probably even longer i need to give it a proper try tomorrow for my first session. Overall Rating: So for the value and the quality i've received ill give it a 10/10. The valued price was going for 229 but i used a 30 dollar off for first customers coupon and got it for 199. The appearance, smell, taste and smoke are just mindblowing for that price tag. Im so grateful that i live in Canada no cap.

This is a replacement sent out after my email to GD and review here. ——————————————————————— This is what I anticipated on the first run. Citrus cheese aroma as the jar is cracked. Sticks to your fingers when you try and maneuver it out and into the grinder. A huge upgrade on what my last one was. I had to taste this batch before the review and it doesn’t carry the terps as much as the first one believe it or not. I still have lots of the first order and the tastes don’t match currently so I’m going to let it sit for a week. Overall I’m much more impressed with this one. This strain doesn’t really match what I look for in my flowers but I had to check the hype. Great high for sure. Over do it and it’s the couch for a minute. Forgive the two tone lighting as most pics I take are in my grow area. Hope everyone’s 4/20 was glorious !!

Strain: Zookies ????? Lineage: Animals Cookies x GG#4 Source: Classics Grower: Private ACMPR Method Smoked : Indica/Sativa/Hybrid: 50/50 Hybrid ? The appearance reminded me so much of animal cookies. It was a beautiful appearance, a dark green base color with dark purple spots throughout the entire bud, with a thick blanket of trichomes covering the entire bud down to its core. Little brown hairs poke though all that. The buds are dense and a little sticky. Your fingers will be covered in trichomes after touching this strain. ?? The nose is a little mute when the bud is whole. But as you start busting it up you do get some stronger smells come out. At first I got a sweet/nutty smells to it with undertones of earthiness to it. Was hoping for more of a stronger smell but still has a nice nose,but definitely lose a point for the lack of nose. ?? The taste was alot better then the smell, the flavors really came out. As you inhale you get beautiful sweet nutty taste with undertones of earthiness, but as you exhale you get a mix of flavors like diesel and a sweet cookie dough flavor that has a little spice but isn't harsh. The smoke was smooth right down to the end, and had a salt and pepper burn. The oil ring was beautiful and ouuzing down my paper. ☺? The high started about half way threw the joint when I started feeling euphoric and stress free. As by the time I finished the joint I started getting hungry. About 10 minutes after smoking the joint I could feel my whole buddy feeling relaxed and my mind at ease. I wasn't couched locked, I didn't feel like I was dragging my body around when I got up and walked around. ?Overall ? 9/10

Strain: Grape Punch ??? Lineage: Grape Slushie x Purple Punch Source: Classics Grower: Private ACMPR Method Smoked : Joint Indica/Sativa/Hybrid: Indica Dominant Hybrid ? The appearance was gorgeous on this one, a musky green base color with dark purple almost blue looking spots throughout the entire bud. This strain is absolutely caked with trichomes, right down to the core. Leaving your fingers covered in frosty trichomes. Don't forget about those little beautiful amber hairs poking throughout all that. ?? The smell is just like the name, a beautiful punch in the face of a sweet grape smells that are strong but won't stink your room up. There is hints of diesel to it as well but just hints of it, very grapey smells truly love this smell. ?? The flavors I got of the strain was great, as you inhale you get a beautiful sweet grape/berry tastes with hints of diesel, very little but it's there. As you exhale you get pretty much the same as inhale a sweet grape/berry taste but this time its a little spicy, it's not harsh or hurts your throat just has a little kick at the end. The smoke was smooth and burn was a little salt and pepper but was all white on inside, with a beautiful oil ring as well. ☺? The high was a good one, as I puffed away on my joint, I could start to feel my mind get stress free and go into the clouds. As I finished the joint I went in straight to the kitchen to find munchies. After about 5 minutes I started to feel more and more relaxed. I kept forgetting I was writing this review and kept getting distracted by the TV show the office, laughed my ass off for a bit. ?Overall ? 9/10

Ordered this on Monday and received it this morning (Wed), which is insane turnaround for cross-Canada shipping. Paid $125 for the oz (also grabbed a bunch of edibles and some mushrooms in the order), and it is, to no surprise at all, one of the nicest bags of weed I’ve copped. It smells incredible and fresh with giant, soft, crystal coated nugs. Smokes smooth and hits good and hard, with a calming buzz that doesn’t lock you to the couch. These guys always deliver on timing, quality, and service...they threw in a free spliff and 200mg bag of edibles on an order that wasn’t even $250. Can’t recommend Cannabismo enough!

I am glad I didn't spend money on this one! Just posting this because I am sick of getting ripped off by people claiming to sell high quality weed. They sent me 14g of this after I complained about my La kush cake which had no smell or taste either and had dry fluffy buds like this. They said I would like this one and the reviews I had seen said it had strong kush terps but it has no smell or flavour and feels too dry. I would honestly probably just avoid prohibition farms

Smooth. Good head high. White ashes. A little harsh after taste but overall good strain.

Pink Azul Pink Kush x Unknown pheno Again the packaging is really neat on these definetly something that stands out. Love the retro comics grimmy look and the  Fire Demons hatching instructions in the back real nice. This flower came in as one big boulder, the structure is funky with little foxtail busting all over the bud and healty pistils. Its crazy dense near the tip compare to how it looks, hard to pull apart for shots, super sticky and felt really fresh. The pack wasnt squished over the buds it ad plenty of air and room really help the overall look. Packed in big milky heads in and out made it stick like crazy when grinded, it super easy to roll. A sweet earthy gassy nose, its Pink driven but it also has a bit of a funk to it, once grinded theres a musky side and you get floral/rose like fragrance. All transfered well to the taste with the gassy earthy side in front and musky floral exhale. It burns super slow and just keeps producing a thick heavy smoke that expends in the lungs i barely could finish normal sized bowls with the ammount of smoke. Greased up joints after a couple drag and leaves a light gray ash with couple darker specs. Nice warming body buzz with an intense heady side, gave me small itchy eyes. Its intense and long lasting but didnt knock me out. Id still keep it for evening for the most as it made me a bit sluggish and spacey good to game and lay back.

Grabbed this for $225 QP. Insane value for the price. Clean ash and tastes like fish! Thank you TCF, I will always be back for more. Q: 10/10 V: 9.5/10

Last year I first tried both the Death Mint Cookies and Death Chocolate Mousse and yes enjoy them I did. This year I decided to try the popcorn versions and wow I am definitely more than impressed! The smell, the smoke and the taste is just as good!

Hey, happy Cannabis lovers. English is not my first language so please forgive me if I am not always using the appropriate wording. I am a heavy smoker, I switched to Vaping (Ditanium, my best for a personalized experience!) since a year, so my review is based on vaping the Cannabis ? Death Bubba! Be ready for a nice Indica buzz and a couchlock at the end of the story. Leafly list it at 18% but I think it may be higher than that, this hit! This one hand trimmed, the smell is fueled, the nugs are very compact and the taste is very good, really like the terpenes. The smell is there, fresh, a very nice nose. The fluffiness! I like when I grind my Cannabis to get a flower that is like cloudy, I put it like that in the wip of my vape and when I vape, I can see the Cannabis compacting in the wip, I love the experience. So I would say my final score: Appearance: 8/10 Taste: 9/10 High: 9/10 Fluffiness ?: 8/10 Be safe stay away from covid! /R

Was supposed to be Blueberry Nuken. Which they sent me a requested sample with my last order with some bullshit propane tasting shatter . I complained that 8 out of the ten grams tasted like shit obviously not purged enough. I buy another ten pack they assure me this stuff is new , expecting them to compensate me for the bunk shatter . They compensate me a gram . Fuckin solid LPB Then they bait and switch my flower . I know the strain inside and out check my history . The sample they sent me smelled like the philosopher stone Blueberry hash. I grabbed an oz right away and they send me this fuckin bullshit Not only did I spend six hundred bucks in the last week but I've been shopping there for well over a year . But ever since I came back in the last month or two it's gone to pure shit . I'm so pissed , I completely understand now why everyone downvotes the shit out of this place That's it for me . I'm a bi weekly hell weekly customer and they just fucked me for the third time in three orders Strike fuckin three for sure

This is so good for micro dosing or if you want to get things done in the day

Bud of medium size, compact and sticky. A beautiful pale green color and covered with a layer of frost .Petit negative point, the bud is full of seeds. When the bag was opened, the smell was sweet, grassy and sweet. Once crushed, the smell is a little more pungent. For the taste, at the start of the joint it was smooth and sweet and grassy, towards halfway the joint the flavor was a little more tart. For combustion, it's not too bad, Peppery ash. The effects are moderate. They are rather relaxing.

Strain - Death Wheelchair (Death Bubba x Wheelchair) Visual/Texture - this strains name sounding like it could be a stunt straight outta Jackass. A crispy to the touch slightly dry exterior, mossy colored buds, with emerald hues, and sugar leaves almost carrying a blue tint. Lengthy thinner orangish brown pistils overthrowing portions of the structure, and a snow white trichome blanketed over top Scent - quite the danky smell slapping your nostrils taking a whiff of what this green is offering. A strong fuel stench of diesel releasing the majority of the aroma gassing off of Death Wheelchair, also notes of citrus, herbs, and a musky earthiness tying it all together Smoke - a medium grey ash being produced which carried a thick, greasy resin trail right behind it. Similar to the smell, the inhale unleashing the gassy diesel, herbal citrus, and musky earthiness. Exhaling mainly consisting of a diesel blended with a robust earthiness to it  High - compiled of mostly indica properties (80/20) it doesn't take long before they take hold. Lifting your mood but keeping your motivation at bay, you will be overtaken with a strong feeling of euphoria. A warmth flowing through your body, shifting you over to the idle position. Munchies will appear on the menu, along with a burnout eventually setting in

20210421_112427.jpg (1.31 MiB) Viewed 1 time STRAIN NAME: DOSI-COOKIES MOM NAME: MONKEYBUDZ DISPENSARY OVERALL RATING: 10/10 CUSTOMER SEVICE: 10/10 SHIPPING PACKAGING:10/10 Was fast and in smell proof bags, in boxes as well. REVIEW: DOSI-COOKIES   LOOK: VERY VERY SMALL POPCORN BUDS.HAS SOME LIGHT MINTY GREENS, AS WELL AS SOME DARKER FOREST GREENS, AND SOME DARK PURPLE THROUGH OUT. HAS QUITE A BIT OF SUGAR LEAF AND COULD HAVE USED A BETTER TRIM JOB. A NICE LAYER OF MILKY TRICHOMES GIVING A CREAMY COLOUR, AND SOME NICE COPPER PISTILS COMING THROUGH. TEXTURE: SMALL DENSE/SOLID BUDS WITH SOME SQUISH TO EM.BREAKS APART NICE AND GRINDS/ROLLS GREAT AS WELL. SMELL: EARTHY, SWEET,DOUGHY, HINTS OF CITRUS,GASSY UNDERTONE AS WELL. TASTE: SWEET, COOKIES DOUGH,HINTS OF THAT GAS ON EXHALE EFFECTS: A NICE CREATIVE, UPLIFT, AND HAPPY FELLING OUT OF THE GATES! REALLY HITS BEHIND THE EYES. AS I SMOKED, THE EFFECTS KICKED IN A BIT MORE AND THE INDICA TOOK OVER, STARTING WITH THAT LITTLE TINGLE BEHIND THE HEAD, AND WASHED OVER MY BODY OF ANY ACHES AND PAINS. CAN REALLY FEEL THE INDICA IN THIS ONE AS IT HAD ME COUCHLOCKED IN NO TIME, AND HAD JUST WANTING TO CHILL.  NICE SMOKE FOR SURE. Overall value:8.2/10  Overall rating:7.7/10

The buds are medium in size. Compact. Frosted. But very dry. Pine smell The taste earthy and herbaceous and tart Nice burning ash salt and pepper. Gentle on the throat.

9/10 value, 9/10 quality One of the best cartridges out there. Would definitely recommend. Great to buy in bulk as the as you get a 20% discount for ordering 25 or more.

This gorgeous flower is super caked out just gleaming in trichomes with a milky green with a hints of purple. Trimmed to perfection and cured awesomely. Buds were of a medium size being near rock hard in density. The aroma is of a succelent pungent gassy pink The taste was of a dank foral gassy spicy earthyness. The smoke was pleasantly smooth with a nice slight tickle on my thoart. Burn was on point in joint being very slow, even and countionus with a light gray ash. I found this to be a high potency indica dominate hybrid . Immediately not even half way through smoking I was feeling it, a nice heady europhia. My eyes were some red and heavy soon after. I was very giggly and laughy. Followed by a pretty heavy sedation Quality - 9.2 Value - 8.5

Value 8/10. Quality 8/10 This is a solid strain. Burns clean and gave me a chill and relaxed high. The physical look of the strain isn’t the most appealing though. Otherwise, rock solid.