Reviews

Really nice fruity taste and smell. A great high as well that had no burn out and left me buzzing. Overall great texture, flavour, and high. 9.5/10

This stuff has a great taste. Surprised I still have a bit left over this far into December! Limonene terps going crazy in this batch. Quality: 9/10

Heavy sweet gas. Perfect cure. A bit of pepper in the ash but still smooth and no harshness. Very pungent especially when ground. Full points for potency, stuff is as heavy ad it gets. Got this I believe just under 200$/oz with the qp mix and match. Value 9/10 quality 9/10

Strawberry cough keif very sticky not the best keif I’ve ever ordered. ALMOST a pressed hash texture. Adds a nice kick but taste is not there for my liking. 6.5/10 Would like to squish some and see the results.

Got this batch during their black Friday sale for 100$/oz. The value on this is just amazing. Came really fresh and and sticky in a brick. Mostly small buds but that was in the disclaimer. The nose is pungent of predominantly earthy/kush with hints of gas. The smoke was smooth and clean with decent potency. Couldn't ask for more at this price range. Value 10/10 quality 7.5/10

Bud looked very nice, and great high just not strong smell or taste though which was a lil sad, I think I’ve heard that’s part of this strain though

Really nice stuff, smells great, tastes great and burns clean. Very stoney stuff, just what I was expecting, very consistent with what I've ordered before.

Probably got the deal of the year along with most people: picked up an O of this and an O of the DCM. For 40% and 50% off respectively. Was my first time using Purolator to ship. Would highly recommend. My stuff showed up on my door step in a day. Discrete packaging and no smell as always. Was a little dry but nothing a boveda couldn’t fix. Really tasty, not as potent as the DCM. Still a great hybrid for some productivity. The DCM is definitely a nighttime strain. Thought the burn on it was quite nice too, white ash. Would highly recommend at this price point again.

This guy showed up a few days ago, the nose on it is super floral Had a sweet taste was a little dry on arrival but nothing a boveda can't fix Nice white ash while smoking for the cost can't complain will probably end up picking it up again.

onyxphenos.ca Packaging on the outside is discreet and odourless Initial visuals: beautiful crystal covered bud proceed with caution as it is very potent and in large quantities definitely not a strain for beginners. A little really goes a long way as this is a strain with some seriously amazing medicinal qualities. While im not one to hype up strains, from now on onyxpheno's UBC Chemo will definitely be my go to for any and all ailments. Seriously great medicine for any kind of pain, headaches/migraines, nausea, problems with appetite, or sleep issues. Highly recommend to anyone having any of these issues (or anyone thats developed a tolerance who wants something that hits like back in the day lol)

As you can see this rosin has a more sticky wax consistency than a buttery one, still easy to work with. Complex skunky flavour with a surprising minty finish. Really enjoying this one, sleepy stoney high great for late night. I believe this strain is an in house one from Prohibition Farms as well. Rating: 8/10

Very nice citrus lemon terps for real. Huge fan of lemon strains so big up for me! Purples buds are quite unique as well. Smooth smoke and good ash. Not many large nugs as I like but still quite nice. Quality 9/10 Value 8.5/10

Got this Animal Face from KS over the Black Friday sale, it’s sourced from Enigma Extracts. So this came with a 15% discount and I used whatever points I had, came out to being a good deal in my opinion. Also they had a raffle going and I ended up winning 2nd prize which was an OZ of AAAA and $100 in points so I’d say it turned into an even better deal. Ok on to the actual herb. So I found a little bit of a musty kind of gelato ish smell upon opening, little sweet smelling, little nutty, really complex profile, can really smell the animal mints coming through, so this is a Sativa Dominant strain, I found it was good for the afternoon and night not so much for the morning unless you can sneak in a nap, it’s more of an even hybrid feeling for me personally. Smell : 9/10 Look : 8.5/10 Smoke : 9/10 Price : 8.5/10 Service : 10/10 Incentive : points towards next order

Amazing nose. Great smoke ! Hga does it again :)

Bag appeal 9/10 looks amazing, nose wasn’t super strong Quality 8/10 hits nice in a bong forsure Overall 8.5/10

More Pictures : https://imgur.com/a/0HXEeo7 Saved my favourite one for last. Cherry Blossom. A strain with unknown genetics, although rumoured to involve Berry Blossom and Cherry Pie. A beautiful forest green appearance, sporting a dense, tight bud structure, topped off by a magnitude of cloudy white trichomes. They are also populated by a plethora of lovely orange pistils and subtle shades of purple. Moderately sticky and trimmed very neatly. Staying true to it's name, this one smelled remarkably like fresh cherries at first. There are other fruity nuances detected after a long sniff as well, adding notes of sweet berries to the mix, followed by a touch of earth. The same terps carry over to the taste, just a little less pronounced, offering a sweet, berry accented smoke that fades into a bit of a pine flavour. Effortlessly smooth and easy on the lungs, burning with a light coloured ash and decent grease ring. An indica leaning high, although one would never guess it to be so, as it begins feeling rather sativa in nature. Opening up with a cerebral stone that feels very focused and clear headed. Halfway through the high is when it starts exuding more indica themed tendencies as it transitions into a super calming, relaxing stone. It's not an instant knock out but it's definitely the type to have you lazily yawning afterwards.

Strong classic kush terps on this one both with the smell and taste. Effects are very strong body high and gives you a spacey headspace. Easy to work with texture and is a very clean smoke. HVE is definitely my favourite for fair priced live resin. Rating: 8.5/10

- This product was gifted for the purpose of reviewing. The review reflects my nonprofessional opinion of the flower. I'll be rating value based on the price posted on the website - Quality: 7.7/10 Value: 8.2/10 Appeal: Very frosty nug, covered in trichomes from top to bottom, although the bud itself seems to have been over-trimmed a bit. The leaves have nice purple and green hues with some orange and green pistils poking through. The nugs are quite dense and the cure isn't the best, leaving the bud a bit too humid. Smell: This is a great example of a Pink related strain. I'm immediately hit with gas that stings the nose in the best way. This bud also has a faint musky smell to it, almost reminiscent of the Breath lineup. Smoke: I smoke out of a bong so I can't really say too much about the quality of the burn, but my bowls burn mostly black. Definitely not the smoothest smoke, probably attributed to the cure. High: Along with the smell, the high is spot on. Immediate cerebral effects, it hit me right behind the eyes and left a tingling sensation around my face. Once the first effects mellow down I'm left quite tired, unfortunately the effects don't last very long so it's definitely a late night toke. Notes: All in all I've had a positive experience with The Smoking Monkeys. I recommend them if you're looking for reasonably priced flower and good customer service, which seems to be lacking with some moms these days. They're currently having a 20% store-wide sale with code TSMDEALS20 if you guys are interested!

Picked up this 12 gram mixer at hga , bought it mainly to slip to friends and family over xmas . when i opened the package , the collage of aromas hit me right in the feels . great way to try a bunch of different strains , over all , very satisfied .Buds are small as advertised but no shake . used some points and ended up getting this for a little over 50 bucks! HGA really hitting it! Canada post only took 4 business days