If you thought only Skookum grew dank then you’ve probably never seen Taco Farms!
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El Muerte is a Phenotype of Death Bubba which comes from Bubba Kush. After some time in my Curidor, opening the jar unleashes a strong dank gassy, earthy and sweet aroma with some spici...ness. The buds I got were mostly medium sized with some smalls but super dense and highly sticky icky! There’s hints of dark purples with frosty trichomes covered all over the buds and rolls really nicely in a joint!
The taste in a vape is fantastic keeping it’s sweet and hints of spice flavor while it offers a generous amount of vapor bags. The taste is also delicious in a joint burning on and on to a light grey/white ash, you just wanna keep on smoking!
If your looking for a powerful night time strain this is one! After a 0.76g Volcano session I was hit with euphoria that causes stoney introspective thoughts. There’s also a very strong relaxing body stone that might cause couch lock with high amounts and a strong case of the munchies, I ate supper twice lol! Really puts you in a state of calm and zen and not your best option for getting tasks done unless you keep your dosage really low. Perfect for gaming or watching a movie and getting a deep peaceful sleep!
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Taco Farm’s really killed this El Muerte especially with the flavor as I rarely smoke!
Crystal Cream is a rare cross of Crystal Meth x Cookies and Cream. As soon as you open the jar your blasted with a mouth watering creamy sweet, vanilla and tangy tropical citrus aroma. The buds are humongous and completely cover...ed in frost! They have soft squishy bud texture feeling fresh and very sticky!
The taste in a vape is extremely smooth keeping its sweet creamy flavor. This strain vaped what seemed like an endless supply of vapor bags lol!
As you probably guessed the high is fantastic and quite potent! After a 0.79g Volcano session I was hit with a powerful dreamy and calming euphoria leaving my mind in a peaceful mood. This is accompanied by a warm relaxing full bodied high that doesn’t cause couch lock allowing you to still get things done. Be careful though as a second bowl really put me in another planet lol. Versatile and long lasting, can be enjoyed during the day for a nice walk with the doggo or at night for a movie or gaming session!
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If your looking for an evenly balanced high and delicious dessert like terps then Crystal Cream might be for you!
Buzz: 9.25/10
Value: 9/10 (I’ll leave perfect score for sale prices.)
Back at ya with the perfect strain to enjoy on a Birthday or everyday!
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Birthday Cake Kush is a delicious cross between Girl Scout Cookies x Cherry Pie. As soon as you open the Jar your blasted with the dankest pungent gassy citrus aroma that has a creamy fruitiness onc...e grinded up. The buds are large and super dense, covered in shiny trichomes and really sticky on the inside!
The taste in a vape is actually quite creamy sweet with a slight fruity citrus, delicious and super smooth. It provided a very generous amount of vapor bags!
The high in this pheno is just perfect to lift your spirits! After a 0.74g Volcano session I was first hit hard and fast with a strong soaring uplifted cerebral euphoria that wipes away any negative thoughts putting you in the best possible mood. Comforting cerebral pressure which leads to a relaxing full body high that doesn’t cause couch lock leaving you in bliss mode. No ceilings so a second bowl will get you so high you might want to stay home lol. Gives nice focus so would be great for gaming or watching a movie. Also gave me an increased appetite and let me sleep like a baby after two bowls!
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If your looking for an extremely potent strain that can be enjoyed all day this is it, just mind your dosage lol!
If you like fruity strains then Skookum’s got you covered!
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Strawberry Jerry is a Sativa Hybrid with unknown lineage. Once opening the Tin your greeted with a strong Sweet Strawberry/Berry mix and tangy citrus, very complex and mouthwatering. The buds are mostly Mediu...m sized, pretty dense and highly sticky! They are also frosted out with trichomes and extremely fresh!
The taste is exquisite being an extremely smooth mix of sweetness and tangy berries wishing you can enjoy an endless supply lol. It also provided a nice amount of vapor bags.
The high is a great for any time of day. After a 0.68g Volcano session I was hit with an uplifted calming cerebral euphoria followed by a nice relaxing body high leaving me mentally stimulated and energized but spacey and zen. Great for getting errands done or social gatherings as it doesn’t trigger any anxiety and puts me in a fantastic mood making me more willing to engage conversation! Can also be used for gaming or simply enjoying the day away!
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If you like Fruity Strawberry strains and uplifting cerebral effects Strawberry Jerry is for you!
Back again with more Skookum from the X-Mas sales!
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Lemon Walker OG is a cross between Lemon Pie x Skywalker OG. Opening the Tin greets you to a wonderful citrus and gassy pine aroma that gets sweeter once grinded. The Buds were medium sized with one large trophy nug. T...hey’re dense, really sticky icky leaving your fingers sappy and covered in trichomes under a flash!
The taste in a vape is fantastic and smooth keeping its sweet citrus flavor. It also produced a generous amount of vapor bags.
The high is perfect for daytime to keep you busy and laid back! After a 0.71g Volcano session I was quickly hit with a strong uplifted cerebral euphoria which evolved into a warming body high that’s still energizing enough to keeping you going during the day. Clears out any racing thoughts while helping with focus but still mentally relaxing and spacey leaving you in a fantastic mood! Great for being creative or playing some video games. Highly potent and quite long lasting!
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Another fantastic selection from Skookum if you like strong cerebral euphoria and citrus flavors!
So I ordered a tiny White Photo Box on Amazon and after playing with settings on my phone forever I realized I’ve been taking pictures with Blue Light Filter toggled on all this time lmao...
Now I’m back with some more dank Skookum!
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Mandarin Cookies is a ...rare cross between Girl Scouts Cookies x Mandarin Sunset. As soon as you open the tin your greeting with a beautiful complex gassy sweet creamy citrus making it difficult to keep your nose out. The buds are absolutely caked in crystals with gorgeous dark purples on the larger ones. They are also very dense and extremely sticky, you may end up admiring the nugs for a while before you smoke them!
The flavor is insanely smooth and deliciously mouth watering sweet creamy citrus in a vape. It also provides a generous amount of vapor bags!
If you thought everything else sounded amazing, the buzz is amazing-er! After a 0.7g Volcano session I was first quickly hit with an uplifting euphoria and strong cerebral pressure. This was followed by a calming body high that clears any negative thoughts and eliminates anxiety or worry without causing any couch-lock. Mentally stimulating and creative while also slightly spacey and forgetful, took me a while just to warm up food lol. Great for aches and pains, gave me a nice appetite, put me in a zen mood and lasted quite a while!
With top marks in every category, Mandarin Cookies is connoisseur strain that’ll surely leave you wanting more!
Happy New Year Everyone! What other way to start the year than with more Skookum!
Dosi-Pie is a very rare cross of Do-Si-Dos x Velvet Pie. Its actually so rare I cant even find any reviews or info on it lol. Opening the tin your blasted with a pungent Gassy dank aroma, some sweet chocolate ...notes and spiciness. Most buds were large, dense and completely frosted out. Sticky icky to the touch and a beauty to look at, you know your in for a treat before trying it.
The taste in a vape is very smooth and enjoyable, keeping its sweet gassy flavor. It also vaped a nice amount of vapor bags.
The high is where this beauty really shines. After a 0.8g Volcano session the buzz starts off spacey and euphoric clearing negative thoughts and you start to feel a strong uplifting cerebral pressure. The buzz then creeps down to the rest of your body giving a very strong relaxing body high that wont couch lock you making you very calm and at ease. Puts me in a great mood and has consistently helped me sleep like a baby. I did a second bowl of 0.75g but I don’t remember anything lol. Great for chilling with friends and watching a movie or enjoying some video games.
Quickly becoming a new favorite, Dosi-Pie is a powerful dank strain to have in any collection!
After a month long hiatus, I’m work free for a few days and ready to review some Skookum!
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Grapefruit Haze is a cross of Grapefruit x Super Silver Haze. As soon as you open the Tin your hit with a strong earthy citrus and some kind of spicyness that is very appealing.... I got some larger buds and a couple of smaller ones that have a nice density, fresh feel and are sticky on the inside.
The taste in a vape keeps the same flavor as the aroma and is very smooth. It also provides a nice amount of vapor bags.
After a 0.6g Volcano session I was hit with a nice focused cerebral euphoria and a soothing warm body high while being energized and ready to tackle the day. It’s putting me in a great calm mood and offering some nice appetite and creativity. Also quite long lasting!
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Another great selection by Skookum to keep you busy and feeling great during the day!
You no longer need to be at a wedding to enjoy some Wedding Cake!
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Wedding cake is a popular cross of Girl Scout Cookies x Cherry Pie. As soon as you crack the tin your greeted with a very appealing creamy sweetness very similar to a cake as you can probably guess lol. ...Medium sized buds that are completely caked out covered in thrichomes. Very dense, gorgeous to look at and a nice fresh stickiness on the inside as well.
As you can probably guess again the taste is very sweet and smooth in a Volcano lol. It also produces a very generous amount of vapor bags!
The effects of this strain are amazing for after work or chilling at night. After a 0.8g Volcano session I was hit with a strong calming euphoria followed by a really heavy relaxation that doesn’t fully couch lock you. It’s effects are stony but don’t ruin your focus making it great for gaming or watching shows/movies. After the second fill up of 0.8g it got me so stoned that I was just listening to myself breathing heavily in bliss. The buzz will eventually lead to sleep as I slept like a baby and woke up feeling fantastic. Great for loss of appetite and doesn’t cause any anxiety!
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If your looking for a balanced and heavy high, I highly recommend Skookum’s Wedding Cake!
You know those strains you keep a secret from your friends because they’re just so good and you wanna buy it all? This is one of them lol!
Animal Face is one of the dankest crosses of Animal Mintz x Face Off OG! As soon as you crack the tin your hit with a powerful piercing aroma of sweet... pine and diesel that make’s your eyes open like Mama Mia, what is this!? Beautiful dense monstrous buds that are completely sticky to the touch and covered in crystals. You may be stuck just admiring the look for a while!
The taste in the Volcano was extremely smooth sweet pine and it offered a very generous amount of vapor bags.
The high is easily a favorite. After a 0.8g Volcano session I’m hit with pure uplifted mental euphoria that takes away and negative thoughts and makes me smile excessively. Soon this turns stoney while a warming body high completely washes over you leaving you without a care in the world. Very balanced in effects and won’t knock you out unless you over do it, but can definitely put you to sleep if you need to. I usually prefer something heavy after work but this does the trick while being so potent and still soothing my aches and pain. Gave me a nice appetite as well yesterday as I went to the fridge 3 times. Fantastic for anytime of day to chill and enjoy life!
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Another extremely potent and versatile pheno by Skookum that’s easily in my Top 5 strains ever experienced.