Appeal 8/10 this got 8 due to mainly being smalls and for the tag it was slightly bumming. But other then that. Super tight dense mega sticky nugs. With some nice green colours, orange and purple hues. Classic... dank lookin tuna.
Nose: 10/10 this was fucking amazing. Loud repulsive Terps with a deep smack of insane diesel and gas. Once busted up it's a room filling stench of pure repulsive tuna gas. Classic perfect tuna.
Taste/burn: 10/10 again taste translates perfect. A more thick smoke with some spicy fuel gas taste with a weird off-putting tuna taste on the exhale. Super greasy burn with pure white ash. Cured to perfection.
Potency: 10/10 I really fucking enjoyed this. After a couple let downs recently. Deji completely redeemed themself after this one. Was hoping for classic tuna. This was a super heavy hit you between the eyes right away high. Already munchies. Heavy weight dropped on you. Foggy brain with eyes half shut. But she takes another 5-10 mins to creep and all or sudden I was fighting to keep my eyes open. I couldn't feel remotely ANY pain. And absolutely mega couchlock to follow and passed out eating cookies early for the whole night. Just an amazing high potency tuna.
Overall: 9.5/10 other then being smalls this checks every box
Value 7.5/10 little steep on this. But definitely wasn't mad at paying that tag once I felt the sheer potency
Last up in the lineup I grabbed from gorilla Jane is none other then the Mike Tyson with all its hype lately.
Appeal: 10/10 absolutely stunning MASSIVE nugs. Just such magnificent looking flower. Like this was perfect. Moisture level was perfect. Sticky yet snaps appart. Diamond looking ...frost on it. Purple hues. Beautiful green colouring. The trim was amazing. No machine looking trim. And the sheer size of these nugs. The nug pictured up top weighed in a 8.7g
Nose: 9/10 all gas no breakes here. Straight pungent earthy DANK gas. And it is was LOUD. Just the very exact amazing nose you want from Mike Tyson. A smell so gassy you know your in for a treat.
Burn/taste: 8/10 so I had mixed feelings. don't get me wrong this has a very strong gassy earthy taste. The taste translation was just not as strong as the nose if I'm being critical. Burn was grey/white with a stupid oily ring dripping. Where the taste runs out somewhat through the joint I took away points. But smokes really good. Thick indica smoke.
Potency: 10/10 perfect for me. This is everything I want in my end of night indica. This was a high potency heavy hitting batch of tyson. Absolutely SLAPS. Not a creeper but finishing the joint I wasn't hit yet. Made my way to my couch and wow. Utter bliss. Super couch lock. Eyes droopy. Didn't even care about munchies or what I was watching. I was starring through my television. And when I decided to snack I must of starred into my fridge for 39 mins before realizing what I was doing. This for me was a HEAVY Mike Tyson batch.
Overall: 9.5/10 Value : 8/10 it's 180 a zip I think so even at that tag. Value is 8. If this had a craft growers name attached you would see this for 220-260 easily IMO. And with the first time coupon you can get this for 130 a zip or 480 a QP which is 120 a zip. At that point the value was 11/10 lol. 130 a zip that may be biggest steal this year. I can't say enough great things about this Tyson batch.
Next up from Gorilla Jane is a more budget friendly batch of Lindsay OG.
Appeal: 7.5/10 this was definitely pretty but nothing over the top. I feel maybe IMO appeal is why they had this graded AAA+. But overrall a super sticky chunky nugged batch of Lindsay OG. Orange hairs reddish pistil...s almost. It had good sticky trichome coverage but little leaf on it. More then my liking. I could give this an 8. But il keep it.
Nose: 8.5/10 this really encompasses what Lindsay OG should be. Nice deep earthy musky dank gas nose. Loud. It was gas. Not much else to say. Definitely had a lovely classic nose.
Taste/burn: 8/10 honestly great burn. Clear white ash and stupid greasy oil ring as pictured (I don't always but this deserved it) taste translates great. Mainly earthy and gassy on the taste. Harsher smoke but burned great. Just a harsher smoke I found.
Potency: 8/10 overall solid grab. Crept a little bit for me. Good relaxing heavier stone. Couchlock driven but not quite there for me but definitely end of day smoke. Euphoric relaxed mellow high. Still functional.
Overall: 8/10 value: 10/10 this is 105 a zip I think. Before any discount. For what you get the value is 10/10 on this one. Great budget grab for a gas lover. The grading at AAA+ is accurate IMO. Some moms might put this at entry quad.
First time with this mom I been eyeing for a while. 2 more strains to come as well. Mike Tyson and Lindsay OG. Now onto this unique strain.
Appeal: 9/10 this was such a beauty. Big HUGE conal shaped buds. 3.5-4g nugs. Such unique colours on... this. Some forest green. Purple hues popping out and more so inside the bud. Orange ish hues as well. And completely iced out in trichomes. Absolutely coated. And I noticed this been onsite for a bit the moisture level was perfect. Not dry by any means.
Nose: 8/10 this was unique profile. It was loud. But not like overly fill the room loud. But I think that's just because the nose was funky ish sweet peppery melons. Is how I can describe it. Funky and different but I liked it.
Burn/taste : 8/10 the taste wasn't exactly like the nose. If it was just taste I would be putting 7 but it burned so perfect. Decent oil ring. And white little grey ash. Burned great. The taste was like mainly earthy peppery mellon Dew. Spicy taste. Unique one here.
Potency: 8/10 so this is an even hybrid. It has a great mix of both sativa and indica. This hits me immediately with a euphoric cerebral rush. But not long after followed by and overly mellow slightly couch locked feeling. Great hybrid.
Overall: 8.5/10 Value: 8/10 well priced. Especially if you add the first time coupon.
Appeal : 8.5/10 nice dense sticky Conal shaped buds with that VVS white frost. Just exactly the kinda indica you think the Chapo Oil x mku would turn out. Purple hues. Orange hairs nice trim. Good size bud.
Nose:... 8/10 so here I had a tricky time. Almost went lower. Only because the nose you think you'd get was not there. It was really hard for me to put my nose on. Some almost repulsive funky gas?? But on a muted ish level. With some earthy diesel that we all love. Different
Taste/burn 10/10 this is where she shines. Absolutely all gas on the Terps forsure. Super almost spicy absolutely gassy earthy mash of both parents in a perfect symphony. Just the nose turned out was different. Burn was white as posted (I won't always do ash pic) and the oil ring was pure gooeyness.
Potency: 8/10 this for me lacked the ”oomphff” I was expecting. Like the parentage screams ”couchlock disabled brain”. The high definitely creeps. And there's some very hypnotic confusion type of cerebral sensation that crept. But I felt my body was not where I wanted it to be with this strain in terms of potency and effects. Overall though medium level good smoke. Wouldn't smoke during the day.
Overall: 8.5/10 nice beautiful tasting indica with a unique nose and effect IMO.
Value: 6.5-7/10 where this sits at 190 the value for me wasn't all there. The oil rig I had at 120 was on par in my personal opinion. This one was just a little unique
Delicious cross of Chocolate Kush x Tropicana cookies
Appeal: 8/10 a beautiful flower. Per usual with gems gear you get that translucent beige/white coating in trichomes. Nice dark forest greens. Smalls m...ostly.
Nose: 8/10 a really nice chocolaty aroma smashes first then some notes of some kushy coffee earthyness. Seems chocolate Kush dominates the nose here.
Taste/burn 8/10 il give it this high because it burns and doesn't loose Terps throughout. Would be a 7 otherwise. The Terps just aren't my cup of tea. But was consistent with nose. Was hoping more trop coming through but was mostly some earthy coffee chocolate kushy taste. Not harsh. Super white ash. Oil ring wasn't overly crazy but there.
Potency: 8/10 this was a super nice hybrid. Loved the effects here. With cerebral driven euphoria and awakendness but a nice mellow feel to the body from the indica side. But nothing at all that weighs you down. Great for any time of day. Loved this in the morning. Crushes anxiety for me. And for hybrids like these I find there's too much mix from parentage that potency takes a hit. Not here. This was a lovely balanced hybrid with some strong effects.
Overall: 8/10 Value 9/10 for 130$ a zip you are grabbing a definite entry level quad. Balanced hybrid and coffee Terp lovers would enjoy.
Appeal: 9/10 this once again encompasses a beautiful grown strain of cannabis. Just perfect moisture level. Perfect trim. Beautiful collaboration of different greens, orange hairs and different tones o...f purple. Sticky yet not too sticky but so many hidden trichs is just peels apart as if your pulling a grilled cheese apart. Gooey inside. Large and medium and small nugs.
Nose: 10/10 this just has to be one of my favourite noses out there. I'm bias towards gassy burnt rubber Terps but that being said this has some deep levels of funky cakyness goodness with some subtle levels of those gassy burnt rubber Terps I adore. And aside all the praise. It's so loud. Aroma reeks the moment you crack open that jar. This that loud that you smoke out front on the stoop and people smelling this down the block. Wake up the good typa loud.
Taste/burn 9/10 again effortless translation of Terps. Took a point wait objectively because the nose had such more level to it. Taste is amazing. Gary Payton forward. But gassy cakey goodness. White ash some gray maybe with a stupid sticky greasy ring.
Potency/effects : 10/10 this is a homerun for me. Such a perfect indica leaning hybrid for me. Like just smashes you in the face so fast with weighted eyes. Cloudy euphoric fuzzy brain where your putting the joint out and you know your baked already. Make your way back to the couch for some tv and you don't get up. This blasts me to heaven of relaxation. And couchlock but kinda not. And could literally put you right to bed if need be.
Overall: 9.5/10 value : 10/10 160$ a zip
Have had both this and last round. This my second time around with this. And this is the second bag of this newest batch. Must say this is a winner and top 3 (both this and last batch) of the year for me. Not to mention that WP are selling this at 25-40$ cheaper per ounce then any mom I've seen (I've seen as high as 70$ a Q and 220 an ounce) and then given their reward program. You can get this bag for unimaginable prices. 20,30,40,50,60$ off. Personally this may be the STEAL OF THE YEAR already for me in 2023. Apologies to the long review but I have a massive love for this strain.
A gas lover dream 3 way cross between : Oil Rig X Pink Kush X Abusive OG
Appeal: 7/10 nice looking bud. Dense rock hard medium sized nugs ranging from light green dark green and purple. Didn't WOW me in terms o...f appeal. Almost too perfect a trim. Moisture level was just right.
Nose: 9/10 absolutely all gas no breaks. Straight reeks up the room with overwhelming diesely dank gas. It's really nothing more to it then a very promising deep lingering aroma of gassy kushy goodness.
Burn/taste: 8/10. Great white ash burn with a drippy oil ring. Taste translates great but does die down as you get through it. Turns a little more earthy and hashy. No major complains. But for a strain that creates thick gassy smoke it was quite smooth.
Potency: 8-9/10 Just absolutely slaps you across the face till it's heavy heavy and picks you up and body slams you into utter blissful nothingness lol. Couchlock hazy thoughts and a beautiful peaceful sleep. Great valued indica.
Overall: 8.5/10 value: 10/10 for some heavy dank gas at a good value. This is it. Amazing tag at 120$ a zip. Some of these 120$ offerings which you can get down to 100$ or under with bulk or reward system are outdoing alot of zips I see for 150-170. Great value. have definitely had better. But price point makes this a winner ?