Strain - Cactus Breath (Cactus x Mendo Breath)

Visual/Texture - mixed between small to larger sized buds, spade shaped with stretching with elongsted formation. Tightly packed nugs causing a resistance that allows for minimal compression when pinched together. Shaded by bright neon greens,... with medium jade hues, accented by deep patches of periwinkle. Each structure being over run by an infestation of flaming orange hairs, which are frosted in a thick layered milky blanket of trichomes

Scent/Burn - a strain producing it’s own unique distinct terpene enissions. Pumping out notes of sweet skunky herbs, along with an earthy sour citrus fragrance. Drawing in a sweetened skunky citrus taste, following a herbal earthiness. Exhaled out as a sour citrus earth flavoring with a prolonged lingering sweetness. equally light whitish grey ash, and an oil ring forming almost immediatly.

High/Effects - Cactus Breath being evenly balanced as a perfectly parted hybrid (50/50) it’s only a few puffs in before being approached by elevated levels of euphoria, followed up with a calming sensation, while experiencing notable alleviating pain relieving elements. The high eventually levels out, gearing towards a laid back carefree head full of haze. A strain that shows its best results smoked on any time from afternoon to eveningSee More

Strain - Blue Lobster (Apples & Bananas x Eye Candy)

Vistual/Texture - aesthetically appealing smaller to medium sized buds, with rounded spade shaped formations. Fresh feeling textures having a squeezable spongelike density spring right back to form, while completely coated in a sticky wra...pped lining. A captivating beautiful bold blue hue highlighting each nug, alongside deep forest greens, and medium olive undertones. Showing a sparse amount of thin amber pistils, and surrounded by a thick frosted layer of shining sugary trichomes

Scent/Burn - drawn in by its tantalizing terpene profile, which proves difficult to pull away from. In this dank collaboration of fruit mixed with gas, hit by delicious overtones of tropical herbal berries accompanied by a diesel fuel, along with sweet citrus accents. Taking inhales of sweet gassy berries, with hints of earthy citrus herbs. The release turning more towards a sour earthy fuel, while lingering with a sweet berry gas. Smooth smoke producing a light greyish white ash, and producing a trail of resin oil

High/Effects - Blue Lobster is a unique flavor infested hybrid with its ratio being a mystery, having a fast approaching stone that delivers balancing effects from both sides. Receiving an uplifting mood elevation that’s brought on courtesy of a euphoric influx, proving relief to any existing stress or anxiety. A brief stint of energy is provided before being resided into a sensation of calmness, slowly sinking into feelings of deep relaxation. This taste infestation is flexible for use over the duration of the daySee More

Strain - Guru Pink

Visual/Texture - thick formed medium sized spear shaped nugs. Girthy buds having a fresh feeling semi firm density being met with minor resistance. Showing off medium olive colored shades, beside bright lime green hues, accented with dark indigo patches. A strengthened pr...esentation of thin fire orange pistils, and draped by a layered spread of glistening shiny trichomes

Scent/Burn - enticing emissions of loud terpene scented fuel. An aroma filled with vocalized floral skunky overtones, unifying with a sweet herbal citrus. Taking in sweet floral herbs, hinted with a cedar citrus flavoring. Exhales tasting of a sweet floral ceda, and a light herbal spice. Leaving behind a majority salted lighter grey ash with little peppering, while staining the paper with grease

High/Effects - Guru Pink is a hybrid that’s commanded by its indica effective (70/30). Experiencing an immediate influx of mood heightening euphoric bliss, with thoughts becoming clouded as the head is occupied by a foggy haze. Midway through the high, feelings of relaxation begin setting in, being prompted to a more mellowed status. A strain leaving little motivation, probably best for later day or evening time use See More

Strain - Art OG (SVF OG x OG Kush)

Visual/Texture - medium proportioned chunky arrowhead shaped buds, tapering off to fine pointed tips. Tightly wound together surrounded by a crisp texturing, and being completely lined by sticky resin. Deep emerald green shades that transition towards tone...s of medium moss, while being accented with strong vibrant violet hues. Bright skinny fiery orange pistils highlight each formation, which are generously caked in a copious amount of shiny sugar coated trichomes

Scent/Burn - emerging with sweet flowing terpenes of loud sweet skunky citrus overtones, with hints of piney herbs, and a faint coffee aroma. The inhale being composed of sweet skunky citrus herbs, with notes of coffee and pine. Exhaling out to a prolonged sweetened herbal citrus, joined by a light sour earthiness. Cleanly burning off creating a light greyish white ash, and producing some oily resin

High/Effects - Art OG a rare hybrid cross of unknown levels, bringing a high that seems to supply benefits known from each side. Feeling the stress melt away within the first few puffs, replacing any negative thoughts with an uplifting euphoric bliss, paired up with a cerebral haze. The stone eventually balances out, easing to a more mellow status while receiving some effective sense of relief. This resilient strain is ideal to puff on during all times of day or evening See More

Strain - Apes In Space (Falcon 9 x Grease Monkey) (Batch #2)

Visual/Texture - comprised of spade shaped popcorn sized buds. Squeezable density, cased by a crispy textured surrounding. The nugs real estate being occupied by a vibrant violet shading, accompanied by bright neon greens, and med...ium emerald colored hues. Showing off the occasional shorter lengthed fire orange hair, topped off with a thick frosted coat of shining sugary trichomes

Scent/Burn - a subtle distribution of aromatics being immediately airborne. Scented of sweet herbal berries, with mild hints of dough. Smooth inhales flavored of sweet doughy herbs. Released off to more of a sour fruity herb flavoring, with hints of spice. Smoking down leaving a light greyish silver ash with mild peppering, and showing off a build of sticky resin

High/Effects - Apes In Space is an exotic strain    having an indica swaying (70/30) opening with increasing motivational thoughts, and a euphoric influx dismissing any stress, and existing anxiety. The clear headed high allows for easy conversation, while feelings of deep warming relief are experienced through the body, resulting in a more laid back stone. This exotic smoke is great option for all times of daySee More

Strain - Bubba Gum (Bubba Kush x Bubblegum)

Visual/Texture - aesthetically appealing smaller to medium sized proportioned oval shaped bud formations. Retaining a flexible textured density while being surrounded by a crisp lined outer shell. Signs of dark olive green with lighter mossy under...tones can be spotted amongst the alluring indigo shading cast throughout. Flourishing fire orange pistils light up the surfaces, and bundled in a thick blanket of milk frosted trichomes

Scent/Burn - an inviting volumizing captivation of terpenes coming off this strain. Potent overtones of sweet berry skunky herbs, accented by a tropical gummy aroma. Inhaling predominantly consisting of a sweet skunky herbal gummy berry, accompanied by a spicy earthiness. Released out to more of an earthy sweetness, leaving behind flavors of lingering sweet berry spice. Burning to a lightly grey colored ash with some peppering, and circled by a ring of resin

High/Effects - Bubba Gum is a rare sought after strain, influenced by its indica heavy tilt (80/20) gradually sinking deeper in over the progression of the stone. Any existing stress disappears within the first few hits, turning any racing thoughts of negativity into an elevation of positive euphoria. There’s a low energy provided with this smoke, experiencing alleviation from head to toe, mitigating both mind and body to a state of mellowing contention. Proving to be the most beneficial blazed up later day or in the evening timeSee More

Strain - Donkey Butter (Grease Monkey x Triple OG)

Visual/Texture - this larger sized bud formation being elongated, with a tapering spade shaped appearance. Slight movement behind this semi dense compact nug, broken open revealing a sticky fresh lined interior. Darker forest shades with ac...companying medium mossy green undertones. Covered by a healthy amount of scraggly copper hairs, and coated in a thick layer of frosted milky trichomes

Scent/Burn - a unique funk behind this loud emitting terpene profile. Administering a volumized dank aroma surrounded by overtones of pungent skunky gas, nutty pines, and notes of earthy cream. Intakes flavored of nutty diesel fuel, skunky pines, finishing off with a cedar taste. Exhaling out to more of a robust gassy cedar, along with an spicy earthiness. An ash burning off fluffy lighter grey with a tiny specks of pepper, being trailed by oily resin

High/Effects - Donkey Butter an indica powered hybrid (70/30) an initial build of uplifting energy, sparking motivation, while leaving you free of any racing negative thoughts courtesy of heightened euphoric levels. Halfway through the stone, the motivational plug is pulled, and a sensation of tingly relief works its way down the body. Unveiling a hazy laid back high, hitting both mind & body, being more worthy for burning later in the day or saved for the eveningSee More

Strain - El Chapo (Face Off OG x SFV OG x OG Kush)

Vistual/Texture - a complete mix of buds varying in size between smaller to medium, rounded peppered formations. Fairly firm density, tightly wound together with a crisp feeling surrounding, allowing some flexibility when pressed together. ...The surface being shared between a darker olive, with a brighter lime green shading, highlighted by lightened lavender hues. Displaying an array of evenly distributed thin copper pistils, and a thick spread complexion of milk coated trichomes

Scent/Burn - an aroma being brandished that’s nostalgic of some old school gas, administering some loud terpenes. Resulting in a gassy collaboration filled by a bold diesel fuel, sweetened pine, being lead by an earthy skunky musk. On the intake receiving a skunky earthy gas, and mild sweet pines. Exhaling out to a continued musky earthiness, with a light linger of sweet pine. Creating a fluffy light grey ash, and a resinous trail emerging behind

High/Effects - El Chapo possessing effects that are familiar of an indica dominant hybrid. Provoking a mood enhancement, while supplying a heavy headed euphoria. Focus staying on point while experiencing an enhancing flow of creative thoughts. An initial surge or energy has a continuous decline as the high progresses, replacing any motivation with relaxed feelings. This strain will result in non productive days, or laid back sessions at nightSee More

Strain - Greasy Runtz (Runtz x Grease Monkey)

Vistual/Texture - thick chunky medium sized buds, visually resembling plump spades. Firm dense units providing resistance behind each squeeze, with sticky lined interiors. Wearing shades of deep forest green being shared alongside bold indigo hu...es. Infested with thriving copper pistils, and coated in a frosted layer of glistening sugary trichomes

Scent/Burn - loud terpene emissions immediately presenting themselves with exposure. Scented of sweet fruity berries accompanied by lighter accents of tropical citrus herbs. Smooth hits tasting of sweet berry fruit, followed by a herbal citrus earthiness. Exhaling out to sweet earthy berries, and a prolonged citrus flavor. Leaving behind an ash majority lighter grey with minor peppering, consistent burn that brings on a thick greasy shine

High/Effects - Greasy Runtz possesses similar traits of an indica dominant hybrid (70/30). The effects coming on midway through the burn with heavy eyelids, while opening to an uplift of euphoria, resulting in a high free of stress, and anxiety. Those relaxing effects continue to settle deeper in over the course of the high, providing beneficial results over both mind & body, leading towards a laid back worry free stone. An ideal smoke for all times of day, or for use during the eveningSee More

Strain - Yoda OG

Vistual/Texture - bag appealing medium sized buds, having spear resembling formations. Holding to a fresh semi dense sponged consistency, and completely lined with a sticky resin. Medium emerald shading cast over the majority of the surfaces, with dark forest green underton...es, while being highlighted by vibrant violet hues. Showing off a sparse supply of shorter lengthed copper hairs, and absolutely layered with a heavy infestation of snow frosted trichomes

Scent/Burn - wafting off an enticing aroma, that becomes even more inviting once ground. Powerful overtones of loud gassy pines, mixed with a sweet lemony citrus, and hints of a distinct minty floral fragrance. Drawing in flavors of minty pine gas, with a sweet lemon zest, and a herbal earthiness. Exhales taking on more of a earthy herb, with a light linger of minty pine. Burning off to a lighter grey ash with tiny specks of pepper, with a trail of resin following behjnd

High/Effects - Yoda is a hybrid smoke that presents an indica powered (80/20) with the stone creeping on shortly after the final exhale. An increased euphoria fills the head, providing an overall heightened mood, feeling the stress immediately melt away. As the high unravels it progressively becomes more calming, while experiencing feelings of relief, and becoming settled in a relaxing state. A strain that has more benefits later in the day
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