OneTwoTreez

Guru Pink * January

Jan 31, 2024

Strain - Guru Pink Visual/Texture - thick formed medium sized spear shaped nugs. Girthy buds having a fresh feeling semi firm density being met with minor resistance. Showing off medium olive colored shades, beside bright lime green hues, accented with dark indigo patches. A strengthened presentation of thin fire orange pistils, and draped by a layered spread of glistening shiny trichomes Scent/Burn - enticing emissions of loud terpene scented fuel. An aroma filled with vocalized floral skunky overtones, unifying with a sweet herbal citrus. Taking in sweet floral herbs, hinted with a cedar citrus flavoring. Exhales tasting of a sweet floral ceda, and a light herbal spice. Leaving behind a majority salted lighter grey ash with little peppering, while staining the paper with grease High/Effects - Guru Pink is a hybrid that's commanded by its indica effective (70/30). Experiencing an immediate influx of mood heightening euphoric bliss, with thoughts becoming clouded as the head is occupied by a foggy haze. Midway through the high, feelings of relaxation begin setting in, being prompted to a more mellowed status. A strain leaving little motivation, probably best for later day or evening time use

Pacific Cannabis

Blue Lobster * January

Feb 02, 2024

Strain - Blue Lobster (Apples & Bananas x Eye Candy) Vistual/Texture - aesthetically appealing smaller to medium sized buds, with rounded spade shaped formations. Fresh feeling textures having a squeezable spongelike density spring right back to form, while completely coated in a sticky wrapped lining. A captivating beautiful bold blue hue highlighting each nug, alongside deep forest greens, and medium olive undertones. Showing a sparse amount of thin amber pistils, and surrounded by a thick frosted layer of shining sugary trichomes Scent/Burn - drawn in by its tantalizing terpene profile, which proves difficult to pull away from. In this dank collaboration of fruit mixed with gas, hit by delicious overtones of tropical herbal berries accompanied by a diesel fuel, along with sweet citrus accents. Taking inhales of sweet gassy berries, with hints of earthy citrus herbs. The release turning more towards a sour earthy fuel, while lingering with a sweet berry gas. Smooth smoke producing a light greyish white ash, and producing a trail of resin oil High/Effects - Blue Lobster is a unique flavor infested hybrid with its ratio being a mystery, having a fast approaching stone that delivers balancing effects from both sides. Receiving an uplifting mood elevation that's brought on courtesy of a euphoric influx, proving relief to any existing stress or anxiety. A brief stint of energy is provided before being resided into a sensation of calmness, slowly sinking into feelings of deep relaxation. This taste infestation is flexible for use over the duration of the day

OneTwoTreez

Cactus Breath * January

Feb 03, 2024

Strain - Cactus Breath (Cactus x Mendo Breath) Visual/Texture - mixed between small to larger sized buds, spade shaped with stretching with elongsted formation. Tightly packed nugs causing a resistance that allows for minimal compression when pinched together. Shaded by bright neon greens, with medium jade hues, accented by deep patches of periwinkle. Each structure being over run by an infestation of flaming orange hairs, which are frosted in a thick layered milky blanket of trichomes Scent/Burn - a strain producing it's own unique distinct terpene enissions. Pumping out notes of sweet skunky herbs, along with an earthy sour citrus fragrance. Drawing in a sweetened skunky citrus taste, following a herbal earthiness. Exhaled out as a sour citrus earth flavoring with a prolonged lingering sweetness. equally light whitish grey ash, and an oil ring forming almost immediatly. High/Effects - Cactus Breath being evenly balanced as a perfectly parted hybrid (50/50) it's only a few puffs in before being approached by elevated levels of euphoria, followed up with a calming sensation, while experiencing notable alleviating pain relieving elements. The high eventually levels out, gearing towards a laid back carefree head full of haze. A strain that shows its best results smoked on any time from afternoon to evening

Pacific Cannabis

Black Gas * January

Feb 04, 2024

Strain - Black Gas (The Black x Gas Mask) Vistual/Texture - these are some absolutely stunning looking nugs, containing arrowhead shaped formations. Fresh feeling perfectly cured buds, crisp shelled texturing, becoming reformed when pressed together. Shared surface space that's divided between dark olive green hues clashing with shades medium emerald in color, and highlighted by rich purple patched tones. Flowing with a mane of copper locks, and dressed in a thick shiny layer of glistening sugary trichomes Scent/Burn - an announcement of volumizing terpenes is instantly presented forth. Loud overtones of petrol diesel fuel, along with distinct hints of piney herbs. Pulling in hits filled by dank diesel gasoline, behind a herbal earthy pine taste. Releasing off to an earthy diesel, with notes of spiced cedar pines. Creating an ash thats light greyish white in color, with a greasy resin ring surfacing after a few puffs High/Effects - Gas Mask is an indica favoring hybrid (70/30). Sinking into an immediate relaxing sensation, washing over both head & body, eliminating any existing discomfort, and pain replacing it with a sense of warming relief. Eventually succumbing to a more mellowing, laid back demeanor, leaving any thoughts of productivity to idle on the back burner. Perfect for an end of day unwind, or cooking up in the evening

Hollywood * February

Feb 17, 2024

Strain - Hollywood smalls by Kingsmen Crew Visual/Texture - spade shaped buds of smaller sized statures to these structures. Fairly tightly bound together with a semi firm density, having crisp exteriors, and being completely lined in a sticky resin. Featuring a star studded  cast of shades having medium emerald greens transitioning into deeper olive tones, while truly being highlighted by bold indigo patches. Sparse amounts of skinny fire orange pistils presented over the nugs, and coated in a copious amount of glistening crystal trichomes Scent/Burn - introduced to quite the pronounced flow of terpenes. Basking in a bouquet of sweet tropical citrus skunk overtones, with a background of floral herbs. Pulling inhales tasting of sweet tropical skunk, followed by a herbal cedar citrus. Exhaling off to a prolonged sweet cedar herb flavoring. Burning off creating a majority salted ash joined by minor peppering, and produces a ring of resin oil High/Effects - Hollywood a unique hybrid of unknown ratios, features some relatively balanced resulting effects, which gradually build over the duration of the high. Within the first few puffs, you're able to feel the effects emerging, replacing any racing negative thoughts with an uplift of euphoric bliss, ending any anxiety or stress that previously existed. The stone eventually mellowing out, becoming more relaxing while placing you at ease while receiving its relieving benefits. This resilient strain is capable of being the star of the show no matter what time it is

King Kong * February

Feb 18, 2024

Strain - King Kong (King Kong x Grease Monkey) by Kingsmen Crew Vistual/Texture - smaller to medium sized buds, visually resembling plump spades. Soft spongelike density providing very little resistance behind each squeeze, and lined with sticky interiors. Wearing shades of dark bold forest greens, alongside lighter moss colored hues, with vibrant violet undertones. Infested with a thriving amount of shorter copper hairs, and coated in a frosted layer of frosted milky trichomes Scent/Burn - loud terpene emissions immediately presenting themselves upon exposure. A strong pungent skunky aroma accompanied by lighter accents of sweet piney  herbal citrus. Smooth tasty hits of sweet skunky pines, following a herbal citrus earthiness. Exhaled out to a sweet skunky earthy profile, leaving behind a light citrus pine. Burning off a clean silver colored ash, and displaying a ring of grease High/Effects - King Kong possessing similar traits of an indica dominant hybrid, having the effects beginning midway through the burn. Opening to an uplift of euphoria, resulting in a high alleviating all levels of discomfort. Those relaxing effects continue to sink deeper in over the duration of the high, providing beneficial results over both mind & body, leading to a laid back, hazy headed stone. An ideal smoke for later afternoon, or lighting up in the evening

Royal Addiction Gummies * February

Feb 22, 2024

Brand - Royal Addiction by Kingsmen Crew Visual/Texture - a fancy mylar package loaded up with ten of these squeezable squares tallying to a total of 500mgs. These colored cubes sharing similar small sized statures, semi-transparent with a sticky soft freshness, having a variety of flavors separated by each shade of color Flavor - almost grabbing a variety of tastes from each piece, the ruby red closely resembling cherry, the lighter red flavored of strawberries, orange holding true, and receiving a lemon from the yellow. No issues handling these small snack sized squares. Fresh soft texturing make these bricked blocks an easy chew, tasting terrific while sporting no post consumption unwanted linger Potency/Effects - packing a solid 50mg per piece, polishing 2 to 3, taking flight courtesy of its triple digit dosage. Around 45 minutes after consuming, a weighted pressure hitting the eyelids, and receiving an enlightened essence of euphoria. The high becomes more relaxing waning deeper in, taking the edge off slowly bringing on a more calming sensation, easing tension while ceasing any remaining motivation. Ideal for use at night with assisted sleep aid properties courtesy of these sedative squares

Relentless Cookies * February

Feb 25, 2024

Strain - Relentless Cookies by Quadzaza Vistual/Texture - bag appealing buds made up of smaller to medium statures, being defined by spear head shapes. Perfect cure on these nugs having fresh squeezable spongelike densities, immediately returning back to their original forms on the release. Covered by a captivating color spread of darkened sage green hues, alongside light colored mossy shades, and popping with bold periwinkle patches. Populated with thin scragly copper pistils, and surrounded by a layer of thick frosted snowy trichomes Scent/Burn - presenting a unique profile of tantalizing terpenes. Vocal overtones full of a sweet funky fruit with hints of dough, followed by a faint notes of sour citrus herbs. Drawing in exotic flavors of sweet dough accompanied by a fruity funk, paired with a sour cedar citrus. The exhale coming out as more of an sweet cedar dough, and a herbal citrus taste. Smoothly burning while creating a clean light greyish white ash, circled by a ring of oily grease High/Effects - Relentless Cookies is a smooth smoking flavor infested hybrid that provides an even distribution of effects over the high. A subtle increasing pressure slowly building between the eyes, while receiving an elevation that's brought on courtesy of the initial influx of uplifting euphoria. A relieving sensation of calmness entering the body provides a deep alleviation of relaxed feelings, ending any discomfort being experienced. Puffing on this strain receiving its beneficial factors, without the time of day being an issue

Gas Face 2.0 * February

Feb 28, 2024

Strain - Gas Face 2.0 (Face Mints x Biscotti x Sherbet) by Bonzai Boyz Visual/Texture - caked out spearhead shaped buds smaller in size. Perfectly cured nugs, being shelled by a crisp surrounding exterior, holding a squeezable sticky density within, taking on new form when pinched together. A deep forest green tone being cast over the majority of the structures, transitioning to lighter shades of olive, with attention being gravitated towards the sharp blackish purple hues. Shorter light copper hairs protruding off the surfaces, with a sheen created from the copious amount of shiny frosted sugary trichomes Scent/Burn - loudly reeking with a vocal stench of dank fueled terpenes. Quickly overtaking the surrounding area replaced by overtones of danky petrol gasses, with additional hints of sweet doughy vanilla citrus. Inhaling clouds consisting of sweet pungent gas with hints of citrus. Releasing out as a continued fuel flavor with a sweetened earthiness. Thick smoke that burns to a clean silver ash, and a ring of oily grease surfacing

GorillaJane

Biscotti x Wedding Cake * March

Mar 02, 2024

Strain - Biscotti x Wedding Cake Visual/Texture - small statured bag appealing buds, being shaped by spade formations. Semi firm density being reformed when pinched, housing a fresh feeling interior. Defined by rich royal green hues, with accompanying bold lavender shades, alongside lighter lime colored undertones. Littered with a display of shorter fiery orange pistils over the structures, with a thick layer of snow frosted trichomes covering every nug Scent/Burn - distributing a delicious captivating profile of aromatic terpenes. Taking in a fragrance full of sweet doughy berries, with notes of citrus herbs. The inhales coming with a sweetened berry, with a citrus herbal taste. Exhaled out as a sweet cedar, with a prolonged lingering sweet berry dough. Burning off to a majority salted ash with tiny peppering, and instantly applying a ring of resin High/Effects - this combination of Biscotti crossed with Wedding Cake produces a high with a slight indica edging (60/40). Supplying an initial surge of energy, setting the mood to a blissful state, eliminating all thoughts of racing negativity. Maintaining a clear head of focus throughout, while fully influencing social engagement. An eventual calming sensation catches up, redirecting attention towards the body, slowly being placed at ease by warm feelings of tingling relief. This tasty fairly evenly balanced high is the perfect strain for passing around a social circle during all times of day