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Hello! I am reviewing my recent order from The Wholesome Monkey!
Bought:
Bruce Banner
Jamaican Razzleberry
Tangilope
Dutch Hawaiian
Samples:
Lemon Sour <- Won’t be reviewing, got too stoned and forgot to write down things about it<...br/>
Peanut Butter Breath
Toko tips: Goji OG and Banana Kush
Packaging: Large black resealable bag inside vac seal packaging. All products ordered and samples were inside black bag. Each product was individually bagged and labeled in clear bags. I like these baggies quite a bit to be honest, they feel really study and I like the full transparency.
Shipping: Standard Expresspost, I live in the Territories so this package came from Toronto and was in my hands in 3 business days. I ordered Wednesday night and had it Monday morning.
Product:
Bruce Banner ( Sativa): This was a treat to myself after not smoking flower for a while and even prior to that I was only ever smoking mids. It was a little pricier than I normally like to spend ($70 a quarter) but it was really nice. I loved the taste during a joint and it made for a very smooth and enjoyable smoking experience. It gave a nice head buzz and I felt I was easily able to focus after the joint. Highly recommend this one.
Tangilope ( Sativa): I’m gonna be honest, I was a little let down with this one. Tangie has always been a favorite of mine and I have also liked chocolope in the past so maybe I just hyped this one up in my head a lot. I rolled a nice big joint with this stuff and found it to be a little bit on the harsher side right away, I didn’t pick up a lot of flavour either but I did get a pretty good buzz off of it. I feel like for $110 an oz this is a good product, but I guess I was still somehow hoping for more.
Jamaican RazzleBerry: These nugs were huge, like I had a 9 gram bud and an 8 gram bud all in the same oz. I found it to be very stemmy and leafy but it smoked pretty good I found it to have a light fruity flavour with the exhale but it seemed to get spicy really fast and I found myself having trouble finishing the joint. Nonetheless it was a good indica so I slept great.
Dutch Hawaiian: I felt this bud was the most lacking overall. The bag has a nice smell but that didn’t transfer to the grinder like I imagined it would. I found the joint was decent but I found myself rolling a second joint of this to really feel a good effect. I would recommend this to someone with a lower tolerance or for a daily driver.
Peanut Butter Breath: This was pretty cool, it totally tasted like peanuts on the exhale a little bit. Maybe I’m crazy but I thought I could taste it. PBB was wicked, I really didn’t know what to expect and the whole thing exceeded my expectations. I liked the high and the taste. The price ($150 an oz) is was more than fair.
These TOKO tips are pretty wicked. They both have a strong fruitiness to them, I believe they are made with terped distillate and are .5ml. I have been using these carts in my ecig mod and firing at 4.9 watts. I get really good vapour production and these things really pack a punch. I was given Goji OG and Banana Kush and the Goji stood out most to me. It tasted so good I found myself taking more hits just to taste it which of course led to me getting very stoned. Good experience though. 10/10 would do again.
Customer service: Stellar. These guys communicate really well and are always willing to help and do their best to let you have a good experience. I cannot recommend these guys enough in this department.
Overall: I highly recommend trying out The Wholesome Monkey, their budget flower is great with a huge selection and their top shelf stuff holds up really well as well. Their vape tips are quite the treat and with how well you will get treated shopping here you really won’t go wrong.
Bought:
Bruce Banner
Jamaican Razzleberry
Tangilope
Dutch Hawaiian
Samples:
Lemon Sour <- Won’t be reviewing, got too stoned and forgot to write down things about it<...br/>
Peanut Butter Breath
Toko tips: Goji OG and Banana Kush
Packaging: Large black resealable bag inside vac seal packaging. All products ordered and samples were inside black bag. Each product was individually bagged and labeled in clear bags. I like these baggies quite a bit to be honest, they feel really study and I like the full transparency.
Shipping: Standard Expresspost, I live in the Territories so this package came from Toronto and was in my hands in 3 business days. I ordered Wednesday night and had it Monday morning.
Product:
Bruce Banner ( Sativa): This was a treat to myself after not smoking flower for a while and even prior to that I was only ever smoking mids. It was a little pricier than I normally like to spend ($70 a quarter) but it was really nice. I loved the taste during a joint and it made for a very smooth and enjoyable smoking experience. It gave a nice head buzz and I felt I was easily able to focus after the joint. Highly recommend this one.
Tangilope ( Sativa): I’m gonna be honest, I was a little let down with this one. Tangie has always been a favorite of mine and I have also liked chocolope in the past so maybe I just hyped this one up in my head a lot. I rolled a nice big joint with this stuff and found it to be a little bit on the harsher side right away, I didn’t pick up a lot of flavour either but I did get a pretty good buzz off of it. I feel like for $110 an oz this is a good product, but I guess I was still somehow hoping for more.
Jamaican RazzleBerry: These nugs were huge, like I had a 9 gram bud and an 8 gram bud all in the same oz. I found it to be very stemmy and leafy but it smoked pretty good I found it to have a light fruity flavour with the exhale but it seemed to get spicy really fast and I found myself having trouble finishing the joint. Nonetheless it was a good indica so I slept great.
Dutch Hawaiian: I felt this bud was the most lacking overall. The bag has a nice smell but that didn’t transfer to the grinder like I imagined it would. I found the joint was decent but I found myself rolling a second joint of this to really feel a good effect. I would recommend this to someone with a lower tolerance or for a daily driver.
Peanut Butter Breath: This was pretty cool, it totally tasted like peanuts on the exhale a little bit. Maybe I’m crazy but I thought I could taste it. PBB was wicked, I really didn’t know what to expect and the whole thing exceeded my expectations. I liked the high and the taste. The price ($150 an oz) is was more than fair.
These TOKO tips are pretty wicked. They both have a strong fruitiness to them, I believe they are made with terped distillate and are .5ml. I have been using these carts in my ecig mod and firing at 4.9 watts. I get really good vapour production and these things really pack a punch. I was given Goji OG and Banana Kush and the Goji stood out most to me. It tasted so good I found myself taking more hits just to taste it which of course led to me getting very stoned. Good experience though. 10/10 would do again.
Customer service: Stellar. These guys communicate really well and are always willing to help and do their best to let you have a good experience. I cannot recommend these guys enough in this department.
Overall: I highly recommend trying out The Wholesome Monkey, their budget flower is great with a huge selection and their top shelf stuff holds up really well as well. Their vape tips are quite the treat and with how well you will get treated shopping here you really won’t go wrong.
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So before I begin, I’d like to let everyone here know ahead of time that I was given a $75 credit and free shipping from TheWellnessTemple, they simply asked me if after I received my package that I could do a little review for them.
I placed my order on Friday at around 12:30pm on Friday... the 13th, in which I ordered the 10 strain sample pack for $85 (On sale from $100, currently on for $75)
It arrived Monday at my house at around 3pm which is pretty darn fast. I live in the Yukon so normally we don’t have the fastest mail system. Also huge props to these guys for still having my package shipped out on friday because I was after the cut off, that was huge. The package arrived double vacuum sealed, no smell and very discreet.
The strains as listed in this sampler are listed on the site:
Blueberry AK
Moby Dick
Gorilla Pepper
Mind Bender
UK Cheese
Violator Kush
Orange Creamsicle
Lemon Haze
Purple Urkle
Nuken
Unfortunately I didn’t get to try the Mind Bender, my box had 2X the sample of Gorilla Pepper instead. I’m insure if this was due to out of stock in the Mind Bender or just a whoops. Not a complaint just an observation about it all.
I meant to take pictures of everything to pair with my thoughts on each, but after I got high I somehow forgot to take pictures of some of the strains. I’ll post a link to the album below so you can see what I did take.
Blueberry AK: This one was impressive right out of the bag. The smell, the look, the taste, the high, this one seemed to have it all. It wasn’t all that sticky but you could certainly smell the fruit, it smoked smooth right to the filter and I felt like I wanted more. ($6.50 a gram and $135 for an oz) I feel this is well worth its price, If I wasn’t a broke student I would be definitely buying an oz of this stuff.
Moby Dick: Okay. Real talk for a minute. I’ve ALWAYS been a indica guy. I lived for indica. It wasn’t that I hated sativa, it just made me feel anxious and shaky. I never got that real happy awesome high that I was always told sativas have. Until I smoked this. I can’t honestly say I’ve ever said ’Wow’ after taking a puff off a joint before smoking this. It tasted remarkable and the high, my god the high. I can’t recommend this one enough. Perfect 10/10. Definite rebuy, hands down. ($7 gram $143 oz)
Gorilla Pepper: This one had all that pizzaz that you see with your standard sativa, that rich sweet smell and pretty little buds. This stuff had a nice smoke to it and didn’t seem to have a crazy amount of kick to it. Would recommend for people who like to smoke all day. ($7 gram and $143 oz) I personally wouldn’t purchase this again, not my style.
Mind Bender: See item ’Gorilla Pepper’
UK Cheese: You know how you’re told you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover? Well maybe I shouldn’t judge a weed by its smell. I first took a whiff of this bag and couldn’t believe that it actually kinda smelt like cheese. So naturally I don’t like my weed smelling like cheese, so I didn’t smoke it. Then came the time when I had smoked 8 samples and only had 1 left so I did what any good reviewer would do, and I dove it. It was actually not bad, but I think my first soured opinion really soured my review of this. I smoked a small bowl and haven’t been back so for now this review is only 1/10th done, sorry fam. ($6.50g $135 oz)
Violator Kush: I tried this one right around dinner time and found its relaxing properties kick in right away. The couch became a trap which I could not escape except for the dire munchie circumstances this bud created. It had a little bit sticky buds and I found this one just a little extra harsh towards the end of my joint. ($7g to $139oz) If I had more disposable funds and this stuff was this price I would probably find myself buying a bag.
Orange Creamsicle: Man, orange creamsicles are my jam and I was so hyped for this sample, which of course led to me being let down. I didn’t really find anything special about this guy. I tried both a joint and bowl or two and felt like it was, I dunno, generic? ($6.50g $135 oz) I wouldn’t buy this one again.
Lemon Haze: This is another really well rounded smoke. You could immediately smell the citrus, and taste it too when smoked. I would recommend this to any sativa fans, its definitely worth its price tag ($6g $128oz)
Purple Urkle: This is a little different than others, it was an okay smoke, had okay flavour but the high was nice. It was slightly less kick than the Violator I tried and I found myself smoking a joint of this around 3 because it relaxed me but I didn’t feel lathargic or unwilling to do anything. I feel overall it was decent but there is definitely buds that get the job done better. ($6.50g $135 oz)
Nuken: This is the one I didn’t have any notes on, so instead I started smoke a bowl when I started writing this. I feel like I can feel the muscles in my body relaxing, like drinking a hot chocolate on a cold day with the heat spreading through your body. I don’t feel as if this is an indica that will put my to sleep but that could very well be the blue light from my laptop playing tricks on me. I like this stuff too, could be good if I weren’t looking for sleepy qualities from a pure indica.
Shipping: 5 stars
Packaging: 5 stars
Product Visual Quality: 4 stars
Product Actual Quality: 4 stars
Overall: 6 stars
In short, this mom is fantastic. I know I’ll be a return customer, this whole thing has definitely impressed me.
https://imgur.com/a/6eta4rU
I placed my order on Friday at around 12:30pm on Friday... the 13th, in which I ordered the 10 strain sample pack for $85 (On sale from $100, currently on for $75)
It arrived Monday at my house at around 3pm which is pretty darn fast. I live in the Yukon so normally we don’t have the fastest mail system. Also huge props to these guys for still having my package shipped out on friday because I was after the cut off, that was huge. The package arrived double vacuum sealed, no smell and very discreet.
The strains as listed in this sampler are listed on the site:
Blueberry AK
Moby Dick
Gorilla Pepper
Mind Bender
UK Cheese
Violator Kush
Orange Creamsicle
Lemon Haze
Purple Urkle
Nuken
Unfortunately I didn’t get to try the Mind Bender, my box had 2X the sample of Gorilla Pepper instead. I’m insure if this was due to out of stock in the Mind Bender or just a whoops. Not a complaint just an observation about it all.
I meant to take pictures of everything to pair with my thoughts on each, but after I got high I somehow forgot to take pictures of some of the strains. I’ll post a link to the album below so you can see what I did take.
Blueberry AK: This one was impressive right out of the bag. The smell, the look, the taste, the high, this one seemed to have it all. It wasn’t all that sticky but you could certainly smell the fruit, it smoked smooth right to the filter and I felt like I wanted more. ($6.50 a gram and $135 for an oz) I feel this is well worth its price, If I wasn’t a broke student I would be definitely buying an oz of this stuff.
Moby Dick: Okay. Real talk for a minute. I’ve ALWAYS been a indica guy. I lived for indica. It wasn’t that I hated sativa, it just made me feel anxious and shaky. I never got that real happy awesome high that I was always told sativas have. Until I smoked this. I can’t honestly say I’ve ever said ’Wow’ after taking a puff off a joint before smoking this. It tasted remarkable and the high, my god the high. I can’t recommend this one enough. Perfect 10/10. Definite rebuy, hands down. ($7 gram $143 oz)
Gorilla Pepper: This one had all that pizzaz that you see with your standard sativa, that rich sweet smell and pretty little buds. This stuff had a nice smoke to it and didn’t seem to have a crazy amount of kick to it. Would recommend for people who like to smoke all day. ($7 gram and $143 oz) I personally wouldn’t purchase this again, not my style.
Mind Bender: See item ’Gorilla Pepper’
UK Cheese: You know how you’re told you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover? Well maybe I shouldn’t judge a weed by its smell. I first took a whiff of this bag and couldn’t believe that it actually kinda smelt like cheese. So naturally I don’t like my weed smelling like cheese, so I didn’t smoke it. Then came the time when I had smoked 8 samples and only had 1 left so I did what any good reviewer would do, and I dove it. It was actually not bad, but I think my first soured opinion really soured my review of this. I smoked a small bowl and haven’t been back so for now this review is only 1/10th done, sorry fam. ($6.50g $135 oz)
Violator Kush: I tried this one right around dinner time and found its relaxing properties kick in right away. The couch became a trap which I could not escape except for the dire munchie circumstances this bud created. It had a little bit sticky buds and I found this one just a little extra harsh towards the end of my joint. ($7g to $139oz) If I had more disposable funds and this stuff was this price I would probably find myself buying a bag.
Orange Creamsicle: Man, orange creamsicles are my jam and I was so hyped for this sample, which of course led to me being let down. I didn’t really find anything special about this guy. I tried both a joint and bowl or two and felt like it was, I dunno, generic? ($6.50g $135 oz) I wouldn’t buy this one again.
Lemon Haze: This is another really well rounded smoke. You could immediately smell the citrus, and taste it too when smoked. I would recommend this to any sativa fans, its definitely worth its price tag ($6g $128oz)
Purple Urkle: This is a little different than others, it was an okay smoke, had okay flavour but the high was nice. It was slightly less kick than the Violator I tried and I found myself smoking a joint of this around 3 because it relaxed me but I didn’t feel lathargic or unwilling to do anything. I feel overall it was decent but there is definitely buds that get the job done better. ($6.50g $135 oz)
Nuken: This is the one I didn’t have any notes on, so instead I started smoke a bowl when I started writing this. I feel like I can feel the muscles in my body relaxing, like drinking a hot chocolate on a cold day with the heat spreading through your body. I don’t feel as if this is an indica that will put my to sleep but that could very well be the blue light from my laptop playing tricks on me. I like this stuff too, could be good if I weren’t looking for sleepy qualities from a pure indica.
Shipping: 5 stars
Packaging: 5 stars
Product Visual Quality: 4 stars
Product Actual Quality: 4 stars
Overall: 6 stars
In short, this mom is fantastic. I know I’ll be a return customer, this whole thing has definitely impressed me.
https://imgur.com/a/6eta4rU
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