you'd think so, but no. And I didn't break them up, just dumped the bag on the counter and snapped the pic. I usually have a good experience with these guys, but this was a real WTF moment when I opened the bag this time.
Blame my garbage phone for the shitty pic. IDK, after looking at like 5000 weed pics, doesn't the shit all kinda look the same by now anyhow?
First off, the MoM; been ordering from various MoMs over the last few years and I gotta tell ya; Golden Unicorn Gardens far exceeded any servic...e I've received from any of the others, and I've ordered from most. In fact, it's the reason I'm doing this review, the dude deserves the biz. I had the tracking number in less than a couple of hours after placing my order, got a confirmation pic of it being weighed, another pic confirming the postal address on the package, and repeated follow-up messages giving me updates on the package's journey! It was fukn surreal compared to what I'm used to!
And . . . the bud! I had 'high' expectations of the bud that won silver at Karma in 2019. Arrived as well sealed, small-med sized sparkly well-trimmed nuggets, a bit dry, but nothing a boveda couldnt fix. 'Craft' would definitely fit. Burns like weed. I dunno, I don't really focus on shit like ash color. Smoked my first J in '77, and haven't stopped since, so my tolerance level is in the stratosphere. This stuff right here, it checks all the boxes. Taste is sweet and smooth on the inhale, no harshness whatsoever, great earthy notes on the exhale, subtly reminds me of the old Columbian I used to love in the '80s. Quick-hitting, heavy stone in the temples. This shit makes me stupid in a good way. Was looking for something to ease my covid anxiety and this is it. Going to make this a regular staple in my stash, as long as it's available. Hoping he gets more of the Lemon Lindsay back in, same grower, would love to try that one as well.
Definitiely check this guy out on IG. Or don't, more for me. ;-)
