FarmHard
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Family run Organic Farm in BC. All organic standards. Grows several types of flower and produces a super high quality cannabis oil as well. vegetable products & clones in season.
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Farmhard Dec 2020
MOM Name: Farmhard
Overall rating out of 10: 9/10
Sign Up: No signup. Email.
Ordering & Pricing: No ‘ordering’. Just email. Pricing is par for the quality. Mids, so it’s not the cheapest ditchweed pricing and it’s not the highest super flawless beloved hand trimmed en...ormous designer nug pricing either.
Communication: 100% five star perfect communication. I don’t actually think it’s possible to be better at it than Angela from Farmhard.
Packaging: Looks like regular mail and it smells like it too. Very mild stealth.
Products: I ordered 14 grams of Durban Poison, 7 of OG, and 7 of Blueberry. Farmhard usually sends a sample. A Farmhard sample will usually be more than one nugget, ranging between 2-3 grams. Angela sent me samples of Texada, Cali OG, and everything was overweight.
Incentive for Customers: Not only does Farmhard offer cannabis, but throughout the year, they offer other medical products such as teas and spices, and for a limited period they even offer clones plus instructional DVDs, so you could DIY.
Incentive for Review: I was already a customer, so this wasn’t incentivized. That did not stop Angela from sending me some extra weed due to a very minor hiccup in the ordering process... really, I’m not sure they need any excuse to throw in a gift, I’ve never received an order from them without a bonus.
Notes: After weighing it all up, I received around 8-9 extra grams.
While I would say this is Atypical for them generosity is par for the course with Farmhard, so if organic is your style and you’re okay without a storefront, rewards card, points, 50 options, and a partridge in a weed plant, then Farmhard is a good choice. I personally choose to order from them when I also want one of their other medicinal products. This time I ordered a large amount of Guayusa, a mildly caffeinated tea leaf which can easily be dropped into any hot beverage to give it an extra kick or brewed alone for a traditional South American social drink. It doesn’t give me the same crash that coffee provides, an interesting and legal stimulant with no real negative properties unless you dislike looseleaf tea, in which case, well, I don’t know what I can do for you.
Individual strains:
Durban Poison: 7.5/10
Known best for its noxious taste, this famous sativa is enjoyable with Farmhard’s organic standards bringing its foul taste to a sweet chemical sort of flavor that is much more tolerable than an ‘enhanced’ version. A sustaining high. Highly recommended for a wake and bake. Nuggets range on the smaller size.
Blueberry: 8/10
Flavorful in a berry manner, this is my favorite solely on flavor. Unlike the Durban it is best enjoyed at night due to a prominent relaxing effect. I like it a lot, and it was my favorite of the batch.
OG: 7.5/10
Unremarkable earthy citrus nose with poorly trimmed, thin nuggets. Not a showstopper by any stretch of the imagination. So it surprises me that it vaporizes with a taste of pepper, quite potent and flavorful. Very good. I grew quite attached to it over my period of using it. I know it’s just OG but it’s decent mids. It was a good ‘any time’ weed, really it didn’t matter if I grabbed it before bed or at the start of my workday. Relaxing and easy to fit in.
Cali OG: 6/10
Unremarkable nose that’s slightly peppery. Faint floral notes. Inoffensive vapor that reminds me of the floral Violator strain. Thin nuggets as well. Similar but not quite as good as the standard OG. I wouldn’t pass it up in a joint from a friend but I wouldn’t go out of my way to buy it if others were in stock.
Texada Timewarp: 8.5/10
By far the strongest of the batch, best used in a vaporizer and allowed to ‘preheat’ to really get the resin moving, a highly potent sativa with a strong tuti-fruity scent and in the vaporizer, had a gassy and bright flavor profile. I can work for hours with this. Wake and Bake strictly only or you will regret it! This is not a relaxing strain by any stretch of the imagination, once you work its power up in your blood you will probably warp through time to Texas. This is only a sample but if I buy again this is the strain I would probably pick, and then either the OG or Blueberry. It’s a very clear minded high, uplifting and powerful.
Overall: I order from Farmhard when I want one of their alternative healing products besides marijuana, however, I do enjoy it when I order and always get far more than I actually paid for as they are wonderfully generous. I’d be inclined to re-order on most of these, except the Cali which just didn’t speak to me. The Texada was great for the price (free, lol, it was a sample, but even as it is it’s a low price!) Very honest and genuine sellers, you won’t get an experience like this from everyone. It’s simple and wholehearted, without the frills of bigger shopfronts.
Overall rating out of 10: 9/10
Sign Up: No signup. Email.
Ordering & Pricing: No ‘ordering’. Just email. Pricing is par for the quality. Mids, so it’s not the cheapest ditchweed pricing and it’s not the highest super flawless beloved hand trimmed en...ormous designer nug pricing either.
Communication: 100% five star perfect communication. I don’t actually think it’s possible to be better at it than Angela from Farmhard.
Packaging: Looks like regular mail and it smells like it too. Very mild stealth.
Products: I ordered 14 grams of Durban Poison, 7 of OG, and 7 of Blueberry. Farmhard usually sends a sample. A Farmhard sample will usually be more than one nugget, ranging between 2-3 grams. Angela sent me samples of Texada, Cali OG, and everything was overweight.
Incentive for Customers: Not only does Farmhard offer cannabis, but throughout the year, they offer other medical products such as teas and spices, and for a limited period they even offer clones plus instructional DVDs, so you could DIY.
Incentive for Review: I was already a customer, so this wasn’t incentivized. That did not stop Angela from sending me some extra weed due to a very minor hiccup in the ordering process... really, I’m not sure they need any excuse to throw in a gift, I’ve never received an order from them without a bonus.
Notes: After weighing it all up, I received around 8-9 extra grams.
While I would say this is Atypical for them generosity is par for the course with Farmhard, so if organic is your style and you’re okay without a storefront, rewards card, points, 50 options, and a partridge in a weed plant, then Farmhard is a good choice. I personally choose to order from them when I also want one of their other medicinal products. This time I ordered a large amount of Guayusa, a mildly caffeinated tea leaf which can easily be dropped into any hot beverage to give it an extra kick or brewed alone for a traditional South American social drink. It doesn’t give me the same crash that coffee provides, an interesting and legal stimulant with no real negative properties unless you dislike looseleaf tea, in which case, well, I don’t know what I can do for you.
Individual strains:
Durban Poison: 7.5/10
Known best for its noxious taste, this famous sativa is enjoyable with Farmhard’s organic standards bringing its foul taste to a sweet chemical sort of flavor that is much more tolerable than an ‘enhanced’ version. A sustaining high. Highly recommended for a wake and bake. Nuggets range on the smaller size.
Blueberry: 8/10
Flavorful in a berry manner, this is my favorite solely on flavor. Unlike the Durban it is best enjoyed at night due to a prominent relaxing effect. I like it a lot, and it was my favorite of the batch.
OG: 7.5/10
Unremarkable earthy citrus nose with poorly trimmed, thin nuggets. Not a showstopper by any stretch of the imagination. So it surprises me that it vaporizes with a taste of pepper, quite potent and flavorful. Very good. I grew quite attached to it over my period of using it. I know it’s just OG but it’s decent mids. It was a good ‘any time’ weed, really it didn’t matter if I grabbed it before bed or at the start of my workday. Relaxing and easy to fit in.
Cali OG: 6/10
Unremarkable nose that’s slightly peppery. Faint floral notes. Inoffensive vapor that reminds me of the floral Violator strain. Thin nuggets as well. Similar but not quite as good as the standard OG. I wouldn’t pass it up in a joint from a friend but I wouldn’t go out of my way to buy it if others were in stock.
Texada Timewarp: 8.5/10
By far the strongest of the batch, best used in a vaporizer and allowed to ‘preheat’ to really get the resin moving, a highly potent sativa with a strong tuti-fruity scent and in the vaporizer, had a gassy and bright flavor profile. I can work for hours with this. Wake and Bake strictly only or you will regret it! This is not a relaxing strain by any stretch of the imagination, once you work its power up in your blood you will probably warp through time to Texas. This is only a sample but if I buy again this is the strain I would probably pick, and then either the OG or Blueberry. It’s a very clear minded high, uplifting and powerful.
Overall: I order from Farmhard when I want one of their alternative healing products besides marijuana, however, I do enjoy it when I order and always get far more than I actually paid for as they are wonderfully generous. I’d be inclined to re-order on most of these, except the Cali which just didn’t speak to me. The Texada was great for the price (free, lol, it was a sample, but even as it is it’s a low price!) Very honest and genuine sellers, you won’t get an experience like this from everyone. It’s simple and wholehearted, without the frills of bigger shopfronts.
0Farmhard Texada Timewarp and Mango Kush
MOM Name: Farmhard
Overall rating out of 10: 10/10 MoM.
Sign Up: Email only
Ordering & Pricing: The human I interacted with was a wonderful champ, blows most customer service out of the water. Pricing is on the low side, appropriate for their product quality (I’d consider... what I received mids) with an acceptable free shipping option at $200. You email them to order. Easy as sending an email.
Communication: Great. A+++ people.
Packaging: The usual affair on the outside (generic bubble mailer, not a box), gift wrapped interior (nice potential bit of stealth). Package arrived in 2 days to Manitoba from a location in BC.
Products / Photos:
http://feedthemultiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/farmhardreview.jpg
Incentive for Customers: Weed and other medicinal herbs which are not available on other sites. My interest was the soursop leaves and a product I’m not reviewing on here at this time. The MJ was an afterthought to be honest, I just wanted the obscure herb.
Incentive for Review: No. But they did send me a sample which may have been encouragement to review.
Notes: Organic marijuana, guaranteed.
Strain Name: Texada Timewarp
Strain Fidelity: Never had it before.
Size of buds: Small-medium. Largest nug was 2 grams, photographed above.
Bag Appeal: Relatively low bag appeal, this isn’t outstanding visually.
Cure & Humidity: Perfect for a smoker. Not too dry or crisp, not too damp,
Smell Intensity: Low. The smell doesn’t have a classic skunky aroma and is fairly discrete grass.
Harshness vs Smoothness: It takes a while to build up in the vaporizer, after which the vapor is fairly smooth. In the bong, the smoke is some of the smoothest I’ve ever experienced, a likely side effect of being organic and well cured.
Taste Intensity: I’m glad the taste intensity is low because I don’t really enjoy its flavor.
Taste Complexity: It tastes like grass. There’s nothing remarkable about the taste. It’s organic mids, so there’s no cheap tricks to boost up the flavor profile, overall fairly gentle flavorwise.
Buzz Intensity: Once you build it up, it’s a solid sativa high with a mouth drying effect that is a bit annoying, and intense focus that’s a bit hard to direct. Due to its lower potency it’s easy to keep it below an impaired level, and it takes a solid few bowls for me to start feeling like I’m TOO high, which has happened, I did underestimate it a couple of times. The key is to remember that it’s resinous and needs the heat on the bud for a while before it really begins to produce in the vaporizer to get a real buzz off it.
Price: $130 for an oz.
Value: Superior to most $100 ounces I’ve had. At under $5 a gram, with ash that smokes down to white, smokers should be thrilled with the quality cost ratio. I primarily vaporize and this isn’t a top vaping strain in my opinion.
’A’ Scale Rating: I would consider this AA. The trim is imperfect, the crystal density is low, the smell and taste is low. That said, for AA grade weed, the high is remarkable and the smoke quality is present, this was not a hackjob, I can tell it was lovingly grown.
Strain Name: Mango Kush
Strain Fidelity: Seems to be a decent example. Gassy kush notes and also fruity mango notes.
Size of buds: Mid-sized and long.
Bag Appeal: I find them attractive.
Cure & Humidity: Much like the texada, they are well cured to not be crumbly, but also not be wet. Must be ground.
Smell Intensity: More intense than the Texada, there is a floral/fruity scent that accompanies these nugs.
Harshness vs Smoothness: A little harsh in the vape as it quickly builds to a high amount of vapor at the same temperature the Texada needs to sit at to get any vapor. In the bong it’s silky smooth, I didn’t cough at all and I am a weak lunged asthmatic.
Taste Intensity: Little bit of mango taste in the smoke, I think. I am eating a mango right now so I think it’s fair to say, it does not have the juicy fruit appeal of a real mango, but something about what it leaves behind on the tongue reminds me of what it feels like in my mouth after I’ve eaten a piece of mango. Appropriately named, anyway.
Taste Complexity: Gassy and fruity, which is more complex than ’grassy’.
Buzz Intensity: One little bowl in the bong has me feeling a bit behind the eyes/in the forehead. A bit of the headband effect. A full bowl in the vape can definitely get me high.
Price: Same, $130 an ounce or buy any lesser gram amount for $7 a gram, I believe is their pricing scheme. I can’t recall if there are greater bulk discounts. Probably if you ask. Their site is very simple and most if not all arrangements must be made via email. No system is automated.
Value: Great value.
’A’ Scale Rating: This has a better trim, better complexity in taste/smell, and a more enjoyable high. Texada is fairly priced but this one is great, I could see it being sold at $150 or $170 an ounce and people would still buy it. I wouldn’t be upset if it were graded as AAA, though it’s no top shelf.
The other herbal products I purchased are excellent as well, but being as they’re not marijuana I won’t give extensive information. I did not weigh the soursop as I bought a ton of it. I did weigh the other product and it was at weight and a decent example of the product in question. If you want soursop leaf tea (it has anti-diabetes and anti-cancer effects among other things, it was the blood sugar leveling that interested me) I would recommend Farmhard as a source. On private inquiry you may discover they have other herbal products not listed on the site available for purchase as well.
In a sea of similar MoM sites, Farmhard is a no-frills hub for organic medicine. If you’re hoping for the greatest high they’re not going to be your stop. They have no extracts or fun recreational accessories. If you wanted to also get turmeric or other assorted herbs for healing, they’re an excellent choice. If you want confidence that your marijuana was grown organically with no additives, again, an excellent choice. I would order again, though likely only if I wanted one of their other products, as their perks to me are not their marijuana, which is all right, but their selection of other presumably completely legal herbal goods. I know turmeric is legal anyway... LOL... I can get that in the grocery store, but not in nuggets of freshly dried, only in powder form.
Overall rating out of 10: 10/10 MoM.
Sign Up: Email only
Ordering & Pricing: The human I interacted with was a wonderful champ, blows most customer service out of the water. Pricing is on the low side, appropriate for their product quality (I’d consider... what I received mids) with an acceptable free shipping option at $200. You email them to order. Easy as sending an email.
Communication: Great. A+++ people.
Packaging: The usual affair on the outside (generic bubble mailer, not a box), gift wrapped interior (nice potential bit of stealth). Package arrived in 2 days to Manitoba from a location in BC.
Products / Photos:
http://feedthemultiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/farmhardreview.jpg
Incentive for Customers: Weed and other medicinal herbs which are not available on other sites. My interest was the soursop leaves and a product I’m not reviewing on here at this time. The MJ was an afterthought to be honest, I just wanted the obscure herb.
Incentive for Review: No. But they did send me a sample which may have been encouragement to review.
Notes: Organic marijuana, guaranteed.
Strain Name: Texada Timewarp
Strain Fidelity: Never had it before.
Size of buds: Small-medium. Largest nug was 2 grams, photographed above.
Bag Appeal: Relatively low bag appeal, this isn’t outstanding visually.
Cure & Humidity: Perfect for a smoker. Not too dry or crisp, not too damp,
Smell Intensity: Low. The smell doesn’t have a classic skunky aroma and is fairly discrete grass.
Harshness vs Smoothness: It takes a while to build up in the vaporizer, after which the vapor is fairly smooth. In the bong, the smoke is some of the smoothest I’ve ever experienced, a likely side effect of being organic and well cured.
Taste Intensity: I’m glad the taste intensity is low because I don’t really enjoy its flavor.
Taste Complexity: It tastes like grass. There’s nothing remarkable about the taste. It’s organic mids, so there’s no cheap tricks to boost up the flavor profile, overall fairly gentle flavorwise.
Buzz Intensity: Once you build it up, it’s a solid sativa high with a mouth drying effect that is a bit annoying, and intense focus that’s a bit hard to direct. Due to its lower potency it’s easy to keep it below an impaired level, and it takes a solid few bowls for me to start feeling like I’m TOO high, which has happened, I did underestimate it a couple of times. The key is to remember that it’s resinous and needs the heat on the bud for a while before it really begins to produce in the vaporizer to get a real buzz off it.
Price: $130 for an oz.
Value: Superior to most $100 ounces I’ve had. At under $5 a gram, with ash that smokes down to white, smokers should be thrilled with the quality cost ratio. I primarily vaporize and this isn’t a top vaping strain in my opinion.
’A’ Scale Rating: I would consider this AA. The trim is imperfect, the crystal density is low, the smell and taste is low. That said, for AA grade weed, the high is remarkable and the smoke quality is present, this was not a hackjob, I can tell it was lovingly grown.
Strain Name: Mango Kush
Strain Fidelity: Seems to be a decent example. Gassy kush notes and also fruity mango notes.
Size of buds: Mid-sized and long.
Bag Appeal: I find them attractive.
Cure & Humidity: Much like the texada, they are well cured to not be crumbly, but also not be wet. Must be ground.
Smell Intensity: More intense than the Texada, there is a floral/fruity scent that accompanies these nugs.
Harshness vs Smoothness: A little harsh in the vape as it quickly builds to a high amount of vapor at the same temperature the Texada needs to sit at to get any vapor. In the bong it’s silky smooth, I didn’t cough at all and I am a weak lunged asthmatic.
Taste Intensity: Little bit of mango taste in the smoke, I think. I am eating a mango right now so I think it’s fair to say, it does not have the juicy fruit appeal of a real mango, but something about what it leaves behind on the tongue reminds me of what it feels like in my mouth after I’ve eaten a piece of mango. Appropriately named, anyway.
Taste Complexity: Gassy and fruity, which is more complex than ’grassy’.
Buzz Intensity: One little bowl in the bong has me feeling a bit behind the eyes/in the forehead. A bit of the headband effect. A full bowl in the vape can definitely get me high.
Price: Same, $130 an ounce or buy any lesser gram amount for $7 a gram, I believe is their pricing scheme. I can’t recall if there are greater bulk discounts. Probably if you ask. Their site is very simple and most if not all arrangements must be made via email. No system is automated.
Value: Great value.
’A’ Scale Rating: This has a better trim, better complexity in taste/smell, and a more enjoyable high. Texada is fairly priced but this one is great, I could see it being sold at $150 or $170 an ounce and people would still buy it. I wouldn’t be upset if it were graded as AAA, though it’s no top shelf.
The other herbal products I purchased are excellent as well, but being as they’re not marijuana I won’t give extensive information. I did not weigh the soursop as I bought a ton of it. I did weigh the other product and it was at weight and a decent example of the product in question. If you want soursop leaf tea (it has anti-diabetes and anti-cancer effects among other things, it was the blood sugar leveling that interested me) I would recommend Farmhard as a source. On private inquiry you may discover they have other herbal products not listed on the site available for purchase as well.
In a sea of similar MoM sites, Farmhard is a no-frills hub for organic medicine. If you’re hoping for the greatest high they’re not going to be your stop. They have no extracts or fun recreational accessories. If you wanted to also get turmeric or other assorted herbs for healing, they’re an excellent choice. If you want confidence that your marijuana was grown organically with no additives, again, an excellent choice. I would order again, though likely only if I wanted one of their other products, as their perks to me are not their marijuana, which is all right, but their selection of other presumably completely legal herbal goods. I know turmeric is legal anyway... LOL... I can get that in the grocery store, but not in nuggets of freshly dried, only in powder form.
0[FarmHard] Clones Assorted Unboxing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvN40tAyUbg
6 Assorted clones from FarmHard, arrived great and about 2 days delivery
Threw them in fancy soil and they already look ...good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvN40tAyUbg
6 Assorted clones from FarmHard, arrived great and about 2 days delivery
Threw them in fancy soil and they already look ...good
0Assorted Clones | Farmhard | July 2019
Just a simple unboxing of clones in the mail in case it interested anyone
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Video Review
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvN40tAyUbg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvN40tAyUbg)
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Video Review
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvN40tAyUbg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvN40tAyUbg)
0FarmHard 3: Farm HardER! AK-47 / Texada Timewarp Review + Freebies (Legit Purchase)
https://i.imgur.com/m9jrpTv.jpg
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No Disclaimer - Legit Purchase (SHOCKING!)
MOM Name
FarmHard
farmhard.ca
Overall rating out of 10: 9
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General Notes:
After my review of the sample products I received ...from the fine folks at FarmHard, I figured I would be a fool to not pick up a cheap mixed oz. I decided to go with a half and half of AK and Texada, as I already had a lot of indica sitting around, and I wanted something that would facilitate the creative process (I write shitty music). I found both the AK and the Texada had an almost psychedelic quality to them--my hearing was enhanced, and that is exactly what I wanted.
I wanted to show something slightly different with this review, so I combusted a couple bowls by open-flame to show the colour of the ash, as this seems to be highly important to some people.
As can be seen in the pics, FarmHard’s cannabis burns to extremely clean, white ash.
**Please see my original reviews (links below) of FarmHard for more detailed information regarding ordering, pricing, packaging, communication, as they were all the same.**
Original Review:
Part I: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2871
Part II: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2877&p=15176#p15176
Products / Photos:
AK-47: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
https://i.imgur.com/cbFumvL.jpg
I was pleasantly surprised to see that I had some larger buds in this half ounce than I received in the sample package. Largest bud was a little over 1.5g, so not huge by any means, but much larger than the Texada by comparison. This round of AK had slightly more nose to it, still grassy, but there was more natural terpenes detectable in a larger batch, especially once I picked some stem out and stored it in a glass jar for a couple days. To my nose (which sucks), it came off a bit floral on-top of the grassy smell, which played quite nice to my senses. The AK is definitely the nicer looking of the two strains--it has much more bag appeal, slightly lighter green, etc. Lots and lots of nice milky trichomeys; and the buzz is as I described it in earlier reviews--a long lasting stone that takes a while to creep up to maximum. I dig this strain, and I dig healthy organic weed. I’m going to stick with my original assessment.
My Rating: 4/5
Texada Timewarp: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
https://i.imgur.com/iB3SZwi.jpg
I wasn’t sure what I’d get as far as bud size with the Texada--I half figured by the samples that it would be quite small and dense, and I was dead on with that assessment. Not a single bud over 1g in this half ounce, and the Texada has that goofball, elongated bud structure I talked about in my initial review. The lack of bag appeal may be disappointing for some, however, when you take into account how it grinds up, the potency, and the price, I could really care less if buds are a little smaller than in my wildest dreams. Bud size is primarily aesthetics and I ain’t about it--function over form, all day long. Again, because of the larger portion, I could detect more natural terpene profile above the grassy smell, moreso even than with the AK. The aroma of the texada is rather spicy and peppery to my nose. This texada was exactly the same as the samples I had received, it had the same great cure, and the same potency. I can see why they call this stuff timewarp, because I feel like I am spacing right out of this dimension. I started a modest bowl at the beginning of a 90 minute movie, and I still wasn’t done it by the end--the buzz just seems to last forever, and with very little burnout, as some others have mentioned. I like this bud, and I’m sticking to my original grading.
My Rating: 4.2/5
Blonde’sih Kief Sample (2.5g!):
https://i.imgur.com/nInUZid.jpg
Who doesn’t love a bit of kief in a joint or on a bowl of AA schwag to punch it up a notch? This here kief is perfect for that task. It isn’t the ultra-fine sifted blonde kief that you can buy from some places for exorbitant prices, but it is well sifted, potent kief that is great on its own, or especially great mixed with other items. Homemade moonrocks is my next project, and this shall be their topping.
My Rating: 4/5
Samples of OG Mango Kush and Violator Kush; (See Former Reviews for Pictures):
I am a fan of both of these strains from FarmHard as well, so I was very happy to see they tossed in some extra samples. I’ll probably use this to introduce some friends to organic cannabis over the holidays. These samples are the same weed I reviewed in my original post, so feel free to read that for more detailed information on these strains.
Incentive for Customers:
I got a 20% affiliate discount for bringing them some business with my review.
Incentive for Review:
Nadda.
Notes:
I like dealing with FarmHard, they’re great people and this is great medicine for me, at a very reasonable cost.
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No Disclaimer - Legit Purchase (SHOCKING!)
MOM Name
FarmHard
farmhard.ca
Overall rating out of 10: 9
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General Notes:
After my review of the sample products I received ...from the fine folks at FarmHard, I figured I would be a fool to not pick up a cheap mixed oz. I decided to go with a half and half of AK and Texada, as I already had a lot of indica sitting around, and I wanted something that would facilitate the creative process (I write shitty music). I found both the AK and the Texada had an almost psychedelic quality to them--my hearing was enhanced, and that is exactly what I wanted.
I wanted to show something slightly different with this review, so I combusted a couple bowls by open-flame to show the colour of the ash, as this seems to be highly important to some people.
As can be seen in the pics, FarmHard’s cannabis burns to extremely clean, white ash.
**Please see my original reviews (links below) of FarmHard for more detailed information regarding ordering, pricing, packaging, communication, as they were all the same.**
Original Review:
Part I: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2871
Part II: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2877&p=15176#p15176
Products / Photos:
AK-47: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
https://i.imgur.com/cbFumvL.jpg
I was pleasantly surprised to see that I had some larger buds in this half ounce than I received in the sample package. Largest bud was a little over 1.5g, so not huge by any means, but much larger than the Texada by comparison. This round of AK had slightly more nose to it, still grassy, but there was more natural terpenes detectable in a larger batch, especially once I picked some stem out and stored it in a glass jar for a couple days. To my nose (which sucks), it came off a bit floral on-top of the grassy smell, which played quite nice to my senses. The AK is definitely the nicer looking of the two strains--it has much more bag appeal, slightly lighter green, etc. Lots and lots of nice milky trichomeys; and the buzz is as I described it in earlier reviews--a long lasting stone that takes a while to creep up to maximum. I dig this strain, and I dig healthy organic weed. I’m going to stick with my original assessment.
My Rating: 4/5
Texada Timewarp: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
https://i.imgur.com/iB3SZwi.jpg
I wasn’t sure what I’d get as far as bud size with the Texada--I half figured by the samples that it would be quite small and dense, and I was dead on with that assessment. Not a single bud over 1g in this half ounce, and the Texada has that goofball, elongated bud structure I talked about in my initial review. The lack of bag appeal may be disappointing for some, however, when you take into account how it grinds up, the potency, and the price, I could really care less if buds are a little smaller than in my wildest dreams. Bud size is primarily aesthetics and I ain’t about it--function over form, all day long. Again, because of the larger portion, I could detect more natural terpene profile above the grassy smell, moreso even than with the AK. The aroma of the texada is rather spicy and peppery to my nose. This texada was exactly the same as the samples I had received, it had the same great cure, and the same potency. I can see why they call this stuff timewarp, because I feel like I am spacing right out of this dimension. I started a modest bowl at the beginning of a 90 minute movie, and I still wasn’t done it by the end--the buzz just seems to last forever, and with very little burnout, as some others have mentioned. I like this bud, and I’m sticking to my original grading.
My Rating: 4.2/5
Blonde’sih Kief Sample (2.5g!):
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Who doesn’t love a bit of kief in a joint or on a bowl of AA schwag to punch it up a notch? This here kief is perfect for that task. It isn’t the ultra-fine sifted blonde kief that you can buy from some places for exorbitant prices, but it is well sifted, potent kief that is great on its own, or especially great mixed with other items. Homemade moonrocks is my next project, and this shall be their topping.
My Rating: 4/5
Samples of OG Mango Kush and Violator Kush; (See Former Reviews for Pictures):
I am a fan of both of these strains from FarmHard as well, so I was very happy to see they tossed in some extra samples. I’ll probably use this to introduce some friends to organic cannabis over the holidays. These samples are the same weed I reviewed in my original post, so feel free to read that for more detailed information on these strains.
Incentive for Customers:
I got a 20% affiliate discount for bringing them some business with my review.
Incentive for Review:
Nadda.
Notes:
I like dealing with FarmHard, they’re great people and this is great medicine for me, at a very reasonable cost.
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Oh so sad, I would love to see more organic Cannabis ! All Cannabis in Canada could be grown organic. It’s so much better quality to have organic Cannabis. Non-organic is like 1/4 the quality medically speaking though commercial grown organic usualOh so sad, I would love to see more organic Cannabis ! All Cannabis in Canada could be grown organic. It’s so much better quality to have organic Cannabis. Non-organic is like 1/4 the quality medically speaking though commercial grown organic usually isn’t as strong and doesn’t get you as high as regular non-organic cannabis. I think it is SO FUNNY when “bro the idiot” thinks they should buy LSO or other organic that is commercially grown… ok it’s not going to be that strong, it’s in a warehouse or greenhouse or field of 50,000 other Cannabis plants. STILL STRONG ENOUGH OF COURSE!
When you buy LSO or organic from someone who has 4 plants and they handle it and take care of it themselves…. The quality is MUCH STRONGER! That’s the only time that LSO or Organic actually gets you higher than ANY GROW of Cannabis that has fertilizer in it…… commercial grow or home grow… the best home grow is organic or LSO.. AS LONG AS YOU KNOW HOW TO GROW IT PROPERLY IN THESE CONDITIONS. It will not only become more medical than non-organic commercial… it will even be stronger than non-organic commercial grows when you grow organic/LSO in a small and controlled grow op....See MoreLess
When you buy LSO or organic from someone who has 4 plants and they handle it and take care of it themselves…. The quality is MUCH STRONGER! That’s the only time that LSO or Organic actually gets you higher than ANY GROW of Cannabis that has fertilizer in it…… commercial grow or home grow… the best home grow is organic or LSO.. AS LONG AS YOU KNOW HOW TO GROW IT PROPERLY IN THESE CONDITIONS. It will not only become more medical than non-organic commercial… it will even be stronger than non-organic commercial grows when you grow organic/LSO in a small and controlled grow op....See MoreLess
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./memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1230&sid=798048fa935081d3183bbf84868bcdf8 wrote: ./viewtopic.php?p=62819&sid=798048fa935081d3183bbf84868bcdf8#p62819Thu Jun 02, 2022 3:39 pm What happened to this website? I just got the most wonderful half pound o./memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1230&sid=798048fa935081d3183bbf84868bcdf8 wrote: ./viewtopic.php?p=62819&sid=798048fa935081d3183bbf84868bcdf8#p62819Thu Jun 02, 2022 3:39 pm What happened to this website? I just got the most wonderful half pound of history and their website is now down and can’t email them Yes, I feel the same. I don't know what happened to Farmhard. Their website has been down at least since you asked and their email deleted. When I first saw their website was down I held hope they just forgot to renew it but their email is gone too. I would love to order again, my last order, back in March, from them was maybe some of the best I've ever had... not even for weed, but because they were my source for sour sop leaf tea and guayusa tea, my favorite coffee alternative. I can't imagine they're gone because they wanted to go after 35 years of organic farming, so, RIP.
A bountiful harvest in May. Gone by the start of June. I'm going to imagine in my heart that they spontaneously decided to retire to South America and are living a good life free of Canadian bullshit.
(pours one out for Angela and Etsy)
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A bountiful harvest in May. Gone by the start of June. I'm going to imagine in my heart that they spontaneously decided to retire to South America and are living a good life free of Canadian bullshit.
(pours one out for Angela and Etsy)
Angela, if you ever see this, know we respect and miss you and are here for you if you return....See MoreLess
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What happened to this website? I just got the most wonderful half pound of history and their website is now down and can’t email them
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Farmhard Family Farm
‘Return’ Sale!!
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You can mix and match strains in your order
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We’ve had a bountiful harvest this year,Farmhard Family Farm
‘Return’ Sale!!
~All QP’s $285!
~Popcorn QP’s $200!!
You can mix and match strains in your order
~Premium Blonde Hash $200 per ounce!
We’ve had a bountiful harvest this year, 8 strains to choose from including 2 new strains!!
(was 9 but we are sold out of Texada Timewarp)
We also offer other medicinals
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‘Return’ Sale!!
~All QP’s $285!
~Popcorn QP’s $200!!
You can mix and match strains in your order
~Premium Blonde Hash $200 per ounce!
We’ve had a bountiful harvest this year,Farmhard Family Farm
‘Return’ Sale!!
~All QP’s $285!
~Popcorn QP’s $200!!
You can mix and match strains in your order
~Premium Blonde Hash $200 per ounce!
We’ve had a bountiful harvest this year, 8 strains to choose from including 2 new strains!!
(was 9 but we are sold out of Texada Timewarp)
We also offer other medicinals
Contact us by email to order or if you have any questions at {$match[1]}
Farmhard Organics, where we only sell what we grow with love and care...See MoreLess
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Farmhard Family Farm
March Madness Sale!!
~All QP’s $285!
~Popcorn QP’s $200!!
You can mix and match strains in your order
~Premium Blonde Hash $200 per ounce!
We’ve had a bountiful harvest this yeFarmhard Family Farm
March Madness Sale!!
~All QP’s $285!
~Popcorn QP’s $200!!
You can mix and match strains in your order
~Premium Blonde Hash $200 per ounce!
We’ve had a bountiful harvest this year, 9 strains to choose from including 2 new strains!!
We also offer other medicinals
Contact us by email to order or if you have any questions at {$match[1]}
Farmhard Organics, where we only sell what we grow with love and care...See MoreLess
March Madness Sale!!
~All QP’s $285!
~Popcorn QP’s $200!!
You can mix and match strains in your order
~Premium Blonde Hash $200 per ounce!
We’ve had a bountiful harvest this yeFarmhard Family Farm
March Madness Sale!!
~All QP’s $285!
~Popcorn QP’s $200!!
You can mix and match strains in your order
~Premium Blonde Hash $200 per ounce!
We’ve had a bountiful harvest this year, 9 strains to choose from including 2 new strains!!
We also offer other medicinals
Contact us by email to order or if you have any questions at {$match[1]}
Farmhard Organics, where we only sell what we grow with love and care...See MoreLess
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Popcorn QComing out the other side of winter is exciting! We’ve made it through the darkness and are coming back into the light!
Let’s celebrate with a Super Sale!!!!
ALL OUNCES $90!!!
QP’s $325!!!
Popcorn Ounces $75!!
Popcorn QP’s $225!!
You can mix and match strains in your order.
We’ve had a bountiful harvest this year, 9 strains to choose from including 2 new strains!!
We also offer other medicinals
Contact us by email to order or if you have any questions at {$match[1]}
Farmhard Organics, where we only sell what we grow with love and care...See MoreLess
Let’s celebrate with a Super Sale!!!!
ALL OUNCES $90!!!
QP’s $325!!!
Popcorn Ounces $75!!
Popcorn QComing out the other side of winter is exciting! We’ve made it through the darkness and are coming back into the light!
Let’s celebrate with a Super Sale!!!!
ALL OUNCES $90!!!
QP’s $325!!!
Popcorn Ounces $75!!
Popcorn QP’s $225!!
You can mix and match strains in your order.
We’ve had a bountiful harvest this year, 9 strains to choose from including 2 new strains!!
We also offer other medicinals
Contact us by email to order or if you have any questions at {$match[1]}
Farmhard Organics, where we only sell what we grow with love and care...See MoreLess
851d
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BOUNTIFUL HARVEST BLACK FRIDAY SALE into the New Year!!
Let’s Celebrate!!
Sale runs until the 16th ofFarmhard Organic Family Farm would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas! And in the spirit of the season we are extending our
BOUNTIFUL HARVEST BLACK FRIDAY SALE into the New Year!!
Let’s Celebrate!!
Sale runs until the 16th of January!!
ALL OUNCES $90!!!
QP’s $325!!!
Popcorn Ounces $75!!
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We’ve had a bountiful harvest this year, 9 strains to choose from including 2 new strains!!
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Farmhard Organic Family Farm
BOUNTIFUL HARVEST BLACK FRIDAY SALE!!
Let’s Celebrate!!
Sale runs until the end of November!
ALL OUNCES $90!!!
QP’s $325!!!
Popcorn Ounces $75!!
Popcorn QP’s $225!!
We’ve had aFarmhard Organic Family Farm
BOUNTIFUL HARVEST BLACK FRIDAY SALE!!
Let’s Celebrate!!
Sale runs until the end of November!
ALL OUNCES $90!!!
QP’s $325!!!
Popcorn Ounces $75!!
Popcorn QP’s $225!!
We’ve had a bountiful harvest this year, 9 strains to choose from including 2 new strains!!
Contact us by email to order or if you have any questions at /cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#81e7e0f3ece9e0f3e5e3e2c1e6ece0e8edafe2eeec
Farmhard Organics, where we only sell what we grow with love and care...See MoreLess
BOUNTIFUL HARVEST BLACK FRIDAY SALE!!
Let’s Celebrate!!
Sale runs until the end of November!
ALL OUNCES $90!!!
QP’s $325!!!
Popcorn Ounces $75!!
Popcorn QP’s $225!!
We’ve had aFarmhard Organic Family Farm
BOUNTIFUL HARVEST BLACK FRIDAY SALE!!
Let’s Celebrate!!
Sale runs until the end of November!
ALL OUNCES $90!!!
QP’s $325!!!
Popcorn Ounces $75!!
Popcorn QP’s $225!!
We’ve had a bountiful harvest this year, 9 strains to choose from including 2 new strains!!
Contact us by email to order or if you have any questions at /cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#81e7e0f3ece9e0f3e5e3e2c1e6ece0e8edafe2eeec
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Farmhard Organic Family Farm
BOUNTIFUL HARVEST! Let’s Celebrate!!
ALL OUNCES $90!!!
QP’s $325!!!
Popcorn Ounces $75!!
Popcorn QP’s $225!!
Contact us by email to order or if you have any questions at /cdn-cgi/l/emailFarmhard Organic Family Farm
BOUNTIFUL HARVEST! Let’s Celebrate!!
ALL OUNCES $90!!!
QP’s $325!!!
Popcorn Ounces $75!!
Popcorn QP’s $225!!
Contact us by email to order or if you have any questions at /cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#7c1a1d0e11141d0e181e1f3c1b111d1510521f1311
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ALL OUNCES $90!!!
QP’s $325!!!
Popcorn Ounces $75!!
Popcorn QP’s $225!!
Contact us by email to order or if you have any questions at /cdn-cgi/l/emailFarmhard Organic Family Farm
BOUNTIFUL HARVEST! Let’s Celebrate!!
ALL OUNCES $90!!!
QP’s $325!!!
Popcorn Ounces $75!!
Popcorn QP’s $225!!
Contact us by email to order or if you have any questions at /cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#7c1a1d0e11141d0e181e1f3c1b111d1510521f1311
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Farmhard Organic Family Farm is having a Blowout Customer Appreciation Sale!!
Times are tough right now for everyone, hopefully this helps
Times are tough right now for everyone, hopefully this helps