Visual: 9.5/10 Very photogenic flower. Ranges from different tones of pink and purple to a light amber colour from all the glistening thc. Beautiful hand trimmed flower with intact trichome heads

Nose 9/10 This one is very hard to describe as it is a pretty complex terpene profile. I g...et a hints of vegetables and fuzzy peaches with a slight undertone of that piss smell/ammonia.

Texture: 8.5/10 Nicely cured flower with medium density and a decent squish. Slightly on the drier side.

Burn: 9/10 Taste translates over nicely definately a hybrid high with decent potency. A nice boost in the day without the groggyness. White white ash with a nice oil ring very clean burn.
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Buds arrived on the medium to small side, stout and conic in shape with minor foxtails breaking through near the top of colas. A beautiful display of royal purple has woven its way throughout the saturated forest greens, taking over the majority of the surface... area on some of the smaller buds. Sticky and adhesive with oily qualities: this flower dons some extremely generous resin glands that are present in extreme concentration - even on the outside. Lots of intact heads. This batch is definitely a slow peel and stick when breaking down, no snap and will definitely get stuck in your grinder teeth if you aren’t using a good piece. Scissor busting? You’re SOL.

Caryophyllene and Linalool seem to be the main drivers here as the terpene profile for Pink Beard largely lends itself to the classic Kush notes of peppery spice, earth, wet wood and floral hints with a very prominent skunk undertone. However, there’s an added twist of candied pine and freshly ground coffee that just fully rounds out this cultivar which expresses everything we love and ask for with a high quality indica strain. These aromas are pungent in their own right, but just completely offend your nostrils when ground up and users will have a hard time concealing the smell before, during or after smoking.

Absolutely no time is wasted before a grease ring pulls up and sits right underneath your ember, slowly building with every drag. The only harshness comes from the pungent terpene profile that numbs your lips and mouth; otherwise giving you a slow, clean and flavourful burn. Effects start within seconds as your brain gets hit with extremely high levels of cannanbanoids, building heavy behind the eyes and melting your thoughts. This head rush worked its way into a cement-like feeling similar to being under a weighted blanket, or frozen in carbonite. Motivation grinds to a halt and melatonin production begins to kick in as this flower remains one of the most sedative cultivars to have blessed this stash and will be on my list for the future.

Quality: 10/10

Value: 9/10

This flower was provided at a discount in exchange for honest review
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Dude Where’s My Bike Source: Jercannabis Grower: Better Bee The Best Genetics: Amnesia x Biker Kush

I don’t know about about all of you, but boy, do I love me some strong smelling bud. Dude Where’s My Bike is extremely pungent, with a strong aroma of orange citrus (cleaning products...) and I even sometimes get small wafts of floral. I could not stop smelling this, and it was pretty quick to stink up my room. We also can’t forget the perfect naming of this cross between Amnesia and Biker Kush… seriously Dude, Where’s My Bike? My bike is still MIA as of one year ago.?

The feel and look of this bud is very typical of a Sativa. The bud is fluffier and not as dense looking. You’ve got more subdued green shading with, the lighter green being absolutely dominated with trichomes coating it. When you grind down the bud, it reminds me of that Magic sand, kids have? Where you can mold it but then, one slight touch and it can come crumbling down. The real beauty in this strain comes out when you smoke it.

I’d like to call Dude Where’s My Bike a shocker strain. I say shocker, because I was completely blown away with how this hits your body in every aspect. This is a Sativa Dominant (90%) bud that has strong cerebral effects that hit immediately—heavy behind the eyes, clearing of the mind—BUT confuses you when you feel this couch-locking effect take over. I had to quickly look this up on the website to confirm, that this was indeed a Sativa. Don’t fret, as the couch-locking is not at all sedative, but just a complete mood of “my body is so blissfully content, that moving is just NOT an option”. This strong couch-lock lasts for around 45 minutes to an hour, before it lifts away and just has your body completely relaxed with your mind uplifted and euphoric.

I personally, would not suggest this as a typical “wake’n’bake” sativa because of the laziness that comes with it. I would instead recommend this for gaming or a day off, where you don’t have any to-do items on your agenda. Great for those, needing to take their mind off of a stressful moment or day.
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You’re first greeted a with short, stalky and almost round bud structure that is loosely guarded by sugar leaf and other remnants of a careful hand trim. Vibrant and nuclear greens completely dominate the colour palette outside of the rich mocha hairs, alth...ough a few places it genuinely feels like the flower has started to adopt darker tints. Adhesive would be an understatement here, and Velcro almost an insult; this stuff was welded shut together similar to MAC1 and requires pliers to snap apart - rendering into a kinetic sand texture once ground that holds its shape when pinched.

With every step into the session bringing a deeper layer of appreciation for this flower, the smoke really stood out to me here because I truly expected it to be a little on the harsher side but was pleasantly surprised. While not entirely smooth, this pungent and terpene-filled exhale lingers long on the tongue with flavours of fuel, earth and mint - backed with the unmistakeable tartness of rhubarb. Just like taking a hit of good hash, or something a little more potent - your brain almost can’t keep up with the signals it has just been given to produce chemicals, so you’re just left to shake, cough, drool and sniffle until things settle back down again.

After the initial rush subsides, your ears stop ringing and your vision gets clear again, there’s a noticeable build in the face / cheeks that eventually creeps its way behind your eyes and down into your body. Strong vibrational effects keep you buzzing throughout all your limbs while unconsciously clenching and unclenching your jaw; this flower completely decimates me. A hybrid that leans heavy into the narcotic side, but still feels clean enough not to get drowsy and still hits like a train. Boys we have a clear winner here. Users should proceed with extreme caution.

Quality: 9.9/10

Value: 7.5/10

This flower was provided at a discount in exchange for honest review
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