Should read LSO not lao, living soil grape god to quick on the fingers and didn’t notice spelling error.

Arriving as impressive stocky medium colas of good humidity, this **Living Soil Grease Monkey** is the indica-leaning hybrid of notable parents *GG4* x *Cookies and Cream*. These dense, well-trimmed buds have a satisfying pungency of sweet skunky fuel, leading with creamy, nutty flavours that ease i...nto an earthy diesel profile, maintaining an impressive musky pungency throughout the enjoyable experience, and finishing with spicy, rich undertones. Offering a trippy cerebral buzz that starts in the temples, followed by calming physical relaxation, with couch-lock and possible burnout in higher doses, this Grease Monkey was effectively potent.

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Efficacy & Potency: 9/10

Aroma, Taste & Enjoyment: 9/10

Bud Structure & Visual Appeal: 9/10

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**Score: 90-93**

**Grade: AAAA**

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(This was the fourth of 5 top cultivars we chose to review during our anniversary week as a way of celebrating some of Canada’s best)

Full Disclosure: This is a donated product that will result in 7g of flower being gifted by 416 Strains towards our Cannabis for Good initiative. Subsequent to our reviews, we are humbled that Kootenay Craft has become one of our approved charitable sponsors. Please visit our Community Resources page for more details – 416 Strains is committed to grading every strain objectively for our Canadian cannabis database.See More

# Zurple Punch -- Kootenay Craft -- (Late)Oct

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(**18/20**)Packaging: Came in a small little plastic container perfect to fit a Quarter. It had a cool gold hand written label on the top identifying which strain aswell as a white label with all the i...nformation about the bud on the side. In the pack also came a nice sized Boveda that I carried over onto other things after these containers where done !

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(**18/20**) Smell: Just like Jelly Breath this strain carrier crazy terps aromas that bursted out of the jar when you unscrewed the lid. It had a fruity undertone followed by a punchy gas dankness that just hit you in the face and turned your lips sour.

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(**18/20**) Appearance/Texture: This bud was 2 for 2 with Kootenay being absolutely out of this world for appearance. Each bud was super soft and had crazy fluffy THC sticking millimeters off of the bud. Each bud was so soft and when you ripped it apart you actually didn’t want to smoke it yet rather have a photo shoot with the high times magazine bud. I couldn’t describe how soft and fluffy this bud was it was SUPERRRRR easy to roll with.

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(**20/20**) Burn: Normally I hit you with the ’Burned alright’, ’Burned like it should’ But this time I got a funny story I went to put this joint out 3 times becouse I had to take a leak really bad during smoking it AND THE FUCKEN THING JUST WOULD SOMEHOW REIGNITE!!! This had me cracking up normally I got weed that goes out if you dont hit it often instead this was the bud that never wanted to go out. ahaha.

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(**18/20**)Potency/taste: Loved the buzz from this flower. at a 70% indica and a 30% sativa I found the ratio to be perfect to keep me medicated aswell as have just enough energy to keep carrying on with what I wanted to do. I absolutely loved the flavor this bud produced it was fruity I couldn’t name the exact fruit but it was super pleasant and enjoyable and sits up there on my top 20 strains.

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TOTAL RATING: **92/100**

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Final Thoughts: So far Kootenay has crazy terp profiles that are just blowing me away at every jar. I plan to keep ordering any of there Zurple’s, Punch’s, Jelly’s or Breath strains as they all carry CRAZY flavors.

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^(All totals are summed up by 5 total categories, each category contains a total of 20 points value. Sometimes a score may be low due to a certain aspect of the evaluation. Make sure to look closely at ratings. All ratings are preference of Honest710Reviews and can be different per individual.)

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Arriving as smelly small nugs with intact pistils and ample protective trim, this **OG Kush** has a familiar aroma of pungent, dank kush in the jar. After initial woody, musty/herbal notes, this humble indica eases into earthy, slightly sweet kushy flavours that should be well-known to most. Offerin...g a mild, energetic buzz followed by stoney relaxation and improved appetite, this value OG Kush was of moderate potency.

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Efficacy & Potency: 7.5/10

Aroma, Taste & Enjoyment: 7.5/10

Bud Structure & Visual Appeal: 7.5/10

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**Score: 82-85**

**Grade: AAA**

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Full Disclosure: This is a donated product that will result in 7g of flower being gifted by 416 Strains towards our Cannabis for Good initiative. Subsequent to our reviews, we are humbled that Kootenay Craft has become one of our approved charitable sponsors. Please visit our Community Resources page for more details – 416 Strains is committed to grading every strain objectively for our Canadian cannabis database.See More

The attractive cross of *Grease Monkey* x *Mint Chocolate Chip*, these **Monkey Mints** arrived slightly dry as fluffy medium nugs with intact pistils and minimal signs of handling. Though not as loud as we’d like, this indica-leaning hybrid has a pleasing pungency of creamy, nutty mint in the jar..., leading off with woody, minty flavours before maintaining a nutty, fuel-like sweetness for the remainder of the enjoyable experience. Offering a buzzy cerebral stone that settles into physical relaxation, with dry eyes as a possible adverse effect, these Monkey Mints were of moderate potency.

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Efficacy & Potency: 7.5/10

Aroma, Taste & Enjoyment: 8.5/10

Bud Structure & Visual Appeal: 9/10

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**Score: 86-89**

**Grade: AAA+**


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Full Disclosure: Subsequent to our reviews, we are humbled that Kootenay Craft has become one of our approved charitable sponsors. Please visit our Community Resources page for more details – 416 Strains will not receive compensation for this review and is committed to grading every strain objectively for our Canadian cannabis database.See More