Strain - Goji Berry Breath (Goji OG x Mendo Breath)

Vistual/Texture - one big chunky bud accounting for the entire mylar, a unit of a nug allowing some give when squeezed, feeling fresh, spongy, greasy, and sticky. Breaking apart this beast brings to light the trichome infestation happen...ing within. Appearing almost a bright neon green due to the amount of snow white trichomes this gargantuan is dressed up in, while actually sporting a dark emerald color underneath the avalanche. Thinner light orange pistils firing off the structure adding sharp definition to the overall vision

Scent - a sweetened exotic fragrance comes  pouring out from this girthy mass, truly unleashing its terpene emissions once ground. Your nose taking in sweet tropical aromas of berries, escorted by a more faint earthy, herbal fruitiness

Smoke - once sparked up, a lighter grey ash being produced holding some mild pepper flakes, and an oil ring surfacing shortly into the burn. Transferring over quite well to the smoke while blazing, you're hit by the sweetened tropical fruit flavor, berry herbs, and mild earthiness. With the exhale turning towards a cedar dominant taste, including a sweetened pallet of earthy berries left to slowly linger behind

High - Goji Berry Breath a sativa swaying hybrid (60/40) bringing on some tasty flavors while getting you decently lit. After a few puffs of the joint, you're feel a sense of elevated euphoria, while experiencing an uplifted mood. Feeling a relaxing sensation settle over you, and easing into a soothing calmness as the stone continues. A strain that brings a high that's quite manageable for a solid daytime lift 
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*******INCENTIVISED REVIEW*******

Full disclosure: I paid my own $$$ for this weed - regular menu price, no discounts or freebies in exchange for a good review or anything like that.

I quite like this MOM so far tho and since I'll definitely be ordering from them again some...time, I'm posting an honest review for $10 worth of points.

That's all, thanks for reading!

*******INCENTIVISED REVIEW*******

THE MOM: ONETWOTREEZ

THE PRODUCT: (AAAA) SCOOPS

CUSTOMER SERVICE: 10/10

QUALITY OF PRODUCT: 8.5/10

VALUE : 8.5/10

THE BUD:

Although they didn't quite have the insane bag appeal of the Cookies & Cream, these nugs were gorgeous nonetheless. Coated in trichomes so that you can barely see all the beautiful purples, greens, and oranges. Even the pistills are bogged down in the trichs. Like a Bermuda Triangle of crystals.

Smell and taste were both a bit of the Cookies & Cream and a LOT of Gelato smell. If the C&C smokes kinda like a Forum Cut or Meatbreath, then this smokes more like Kotton Kandy or something. Tastes great.

VALUE:

10 again here, well-deserved. With their Weekend Flash Sale taking 15% off the already-on-sale-price, this stuff was CHEAP.

From $230 to $180 to $153. And $150 is their free shipping cutoff so there's that too LOL Quad weed, $80 off on an Oz, and free shipping?!? Nice.

OTHER STUFF:

These guys have awesome customer service. They respond to emails quick and they've always been willing to do special requests when things have come up.

They ship when they say they will and they're in Toronto which means things get to me a lot quicker being in Ontario too. Even in the sticks.

And samples/stickers/swag - some of the best ever. Any time I've ordered from then I've gotten at LEAST one sample of a different strain, stickers every time, and they'll throw in candies and stuff too sometimes. And they do it with any order, you don't have to spend $500 to get the good stuff or anything.

OVERALL: 10 / 10

I probably sound like a shill but I couldn't be happier with this order, truly. Wicked weed that was wicked cheap, samples of another AAAA strain, and 2 day shipping = happy me :)
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*******INCENTIVISED REVIEW*******

Full disclosure: I paid my own $$$ for this weed - regular menu price, no discounts or freebies in exchange for a good review or anything like that.

I quite like this MOM so far tho and since I'll definitely be ordering from them again some...time, I'm posting an honest review for $10 worth of points.

That's all, thanks for reading!!

*******INCENTIVISED REVIEW*******

THE MOM: Onetwotreez

THE PRODUCT: (AAAA) COOKIES & CREAM

CUSTOMER SERVICE: 10/10 QUALITY OF PRODUCT: 10/10 VALUE : 10/10

THE BUD:

Holy crap. The pictures online didn't even come close to doing these buds justice- these things are CAKED like crazy. Appearance-wise it reminded me a lot of the old Meatbreath from CE, just darkness and fuzzy trichomes. Thats it.

Smoke actually reminds me a lot of Forum Cut GSC, it's definitely the spicier kind of cookies as opposed to the creamier.

Purple leaves inside, trichomes that will stick to your fingers just touching the nugs. Definitely AAAA.

VALUE:

This gets another 10 here because I was able to get it on their ”Weekend Sale”, so it was 15% off the sale price, which was already marked down by $50!

An oz went from $230 to $180 then down to $153. Works out perfectly too because $150 is their free shipping cutoff.

Also, the 1/4 that they sent was half a gram over, so bonus for that for sure.

OTHER STUFF:

I friggin LOVE that these guys are in Ontario, and close to Toronto at that. I live in the sticks and it usually takes 3-4 days for Express packages to get here from out of province, but these ones are almost always here in 2 days somehow.

Probably DGAF if you aren't in Ontario but if you are it's something to think about.

Customer service was awesome too, even with the sale going on I emailed them a special request to see if I could split an order and they got back to me right away, said no problem at all, I placed the order, they modified it like they said they would and that was that.

Also got a free AAAA sample as always with them, and.a whole buncha stickers that I'm running out of places for. Maybe I'll start skateboarding again.....

OVERALL: 10 / 10

”QUAD” and ”AAAA” get thrown around all the time but this stuff is DEFINITELY a quad. It makes the other weed in your jars embarrassed and they're afraid to smoke in front of the Cookies.
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