Slyme Cookies LSO (Slymer x SinMint Cookies)

OneTwoTreez

I'm not taking my time in taking a bunch of nice pics with my phone for flowers that I don't like.. I'll still give a full review anyways..

First impressions of Corse if the smell.. straight up Lemo...n.. which I'm not a fan of.. I've heard their ”verified reviewers” telling me it's soo good like a lime soda pop funk which sounds friggin awesome.. isn't the case here.. regular ass lemon.. I mean I like lemon when it's nice and dank like I'm a fan of King Louis XIII that's some real nice ?.. looks it's a pretty flower can't deny that.. looks doesn't get me stoned.. it's a little on the dryer side too..

So session it tasted like a faint lemon spice.. not a fan at all.. and this is supposed to be some LSO... I've had more then a few LSO and ouff idk about this.. buzz is hybrid.. I believe it's a 50/50..

Overall yeah I'm done with 12treez.. first order was budrot.. 2nd order was this.. Yes one two trees is not for me

6/10
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Grease Monkey

• Lineage: GG4 x Cookies and Cream

• Bred by Exotic Genetics

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - medium sized buds that are nicely trimmed and perfectly cured being very den...se as well as sticky and very greasy feeling. Lime green buds have hints of purple throughout and plenty of wild looking thick copper colored pistils that is all topped with a generous layer of resinous trichomes which still have many outer heads visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is nice on this with overtones of sweet but skunky diesel and hints of vanilla undertones which all comes off a bit creamy. The taste is very skunky with strong earthy overtones that has hints of diesel with some funky herbal type terps in the mix and like the nose, also has a creaminess to it. Joints burn perfectly and instantly form a fat oil ring well beneath the cherry while producing a salt and pepper ash

• ? • High - Spaced out and dreamy euphoria that easily rids you of stress along with some mild relaxation get this one started making for balanced effects right from the start. Mounting to a good level of potency and remaining mostly balanced (just slightly indica leaning in larger doses) throughout the high with no couchlock but a great deal of pain relief, this one is a good anytime smoke however, if you over indulge it does leave you quite lethargic.

• ? • Overall I had a couple cuts of GM recently and though this one is not my favorite, it is still a great cut nonetheless. Great bag appeal, dank and skunky terps that translate nicely, salt and pepper ash, and medium/high potency balanced effects. I rate this

Quality 8.75/10
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Something a little off the beaten path here, as LA Cake Pop brings a bold cross between OG relative LA Kush and the extensively backcrossed GG4 to bring about one of the more pleasant daytime smokes I’ve had this year. Staying true to the GG lineage, this batch produced medium to small sized buds ...just practically glowing nuclear and lime greens diversified only with a touch of darker shading and the pale orange pistils compacted tightly to the surface. Flower density is off the charts as a great deal of effort is required to split these little guys open, quite similar to the MAC1 or Milk and Cereal from OneTwo for whoever tried them. Contrary to previous experiences however, this bud doesn’t necessarily “fluff” up well, and grinds into what looks like a disappointingly small amount. But hold that thought, because not much is needed to reach a state of complete sun-kissed bliss; this flower is potent.

A very unique terpene profile lead by an earthy funk is complimented by tart and sour notes. Not too dissimilar from citrus terps, but with the “bitter” factor turned all the way up. I know others have mentioned a sweetness, but I was getting more of an earthy Kush with that sour lime twist that carried itself well through the inhale. Ease of use is a point I’d like to drive home here because it really felt as if I was just inhaling flavourful air, burning so clean you almost forget you are smoking.

Powerful but pleasant wave after wave flushes through your body that brings with it a impermanent state of jubilation. This is in part why this has become such a favourite daytime medication for me, because this strain provides a high but healthy dose of positive vibes without the less desirable side effects of heavier strains. No head fog, no burnout, just uplifting, creative and motivated feelings for hours. To me, this is a wonder expression of the nuance and beauty of this plant, finding a special place in the headstash for those certain days I need just that little extra.

Recommended for any time of day really though, for experienced users but can be appreciated by all - with dosage in mind.

Quality: 9.5/10

Value: 8.4/10

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Ghost Pink V3

• Lineage: Ghost OG x Pink Kush

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - these medium sized uniquely shaped buds are perfectly trimmed and cured with a very dens...e and snappy texture and are both sticky and greasy feeling. Made up of multiple shades of green with light and dark purple sugar leaves that add immensely to the bag appeal and plenty of dark orange  jpistils that is all completely covered in a blanket of resinous trichomes that have many outer heads still visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is very loud and familiar with super sweet but also dank musty gas exploding from the bag as soon as you crack it and has undertones of earth, vanilla, and floral terps. The taste follows suit with dank and not so sweet like the nose earth and floral terps that have overtones of that unmistakable musty gas. Joints burn perfectly even with a sizable oil ring and produce a mostly white ash with some peppering.

• ? • High - bit of a creeper sneaking up a bit after smoking with heady effects that are a bit stoney, very euphoric, as well as very calming both mentally and physically and eliminates stress with ease. Also instantly you can feel your eyelids begin getting heavy and a body load washes over you that will most certainly have you couchlocked in no time at all if you indulge in more that just a few puffs as just like the V1 and V2, this stuff is potent. Finishes strong with heavy sedation sure to help those with insomnia and is most definitely best suited for evening use.

• ? • Overall I enjoy these Ghost Pink stains very much and this V3 is up there with the other 2. Great bag appeal, dank and very loud terps that translate perfectly, clean and greasy burn, and potent effects. I rate this

Quality 9.5/10
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Slyme Cookies LSO AAAA - 60% Indica

Source: @onetwotreezhq Lineage: Slymer x SinMint CookiesBred by: @sincityseeds

The colouring on these buds are dark purple leaves—almost black—with a heavy coating of crystals giving it a frosty-like appearance. The trichomes are able ...to have more of a spotlight as their backdrop is so dark. They came small in size and packed an interesting aroma. Personally, I found the smell to be more spicy with a small lemon undertone that is almost unnoticeable if you are not taking your time with this beauty.

Now, if you are looking for a well-rounded mellow high, then you need to get your hands on some Slyme Cookies. Smoke this strain however you want and you will achieve the same results. The high hits your head but then moves to the body slowly and carefully by enveloping you completely. This allows your body to relax and remain calm. I become very focused, to the point you could enter a zone out state. Basically, you can’t hear anything else outside of what you are working on (your bubble). This is a perfect anytime of the day strain for around the house because of the ability to stay focused and yet be relaxed and calm. After a day of smoking this, you could very well use the relaxing effects to drift off into a peaceful sleep, instead of pulling out that hard hitting indica.
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