Some of these breeders are out to absolutely fuck with our brains and I’m all here for it. By crossing potent Indica strains Zombie OG and Pink Kush while cultivating with care, you’re left with a sedative, couch-locking sleep aid that will force your brains to run on 15% capacity for a few hour...s. Pink Zombie brings the best of one world, twice - and is sure to please gas lovers everywhere with an aroma dominated by the classic Kush notes of fresh coffee grounds, wood and putrid skunk.

One large 5G cola comprises the majority of the quarter and dons an impressive colour pallet of vibrant greens enshrined with midnight blue sugar leaves. This batch arrived with an immaculate cure, rendering the flower sticky to the touch and snappy to break down; this reveals saturated shades of purple beneath a coating of milky trich heads.

Being highly derivative of OG Kush, users can expect a reliably potent knockout that sits heavy in your body and limbs. Slow vibrations build themselves into a perc-like crescendo of body buzzes and cognitive impairment. Aptly named, get your things done before entertaining yourself with this beauty of a cultivar because you won’t have the motivation to move as much as a muscle after a few hits.

Quality: 9.7/10

Value: 9/10

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Value: 10/10
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Vancity Bubba (AAAA)

Bag appeal: very greasy, sticky texture. Dense buds.

Smell: Sharp diesel, greasy, sweet and piney aroma.

Taste: On the inhale, a little sweet, very gassy and diesely, with more subtle notes of sweetness. On the exhale, sweet smooth and piney smok...e. Excellent!

High: Terrific high. Body-buzz couch-lock night-night!

Overall value: 4,5/5 stars. Amazing quality!

The samples were provided for review.
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Death Bubba (AAA)

Bag appeal: beautiful dense medium sized buds.

Smell: Gassy, piney, earthy. Beautiful bubbaness!

Taste: Piney, earthy, kushy & pungent. On the inhale, it's creamy, gassy, a bit piney & sweet. On the exhale, creamy and sweet smoke. Smooth and yu...mmy! It leaves a sweet gassy and woody lingering taste.

High: like a good death bubba. Very sedative, body buzz. 1, 2, couch-lock! One of my favorite for sure.

Overall value: 4/5 stars.

The samples were provided for review.
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Strain - Banana Split (Tangie x Banana Sherbert)

Mom - One Two Treez

Smell - I busted this stuff out with great anticipation of cracking into this wonderful dessert named strain. The smell right away was one to take note of, not so much that of a banana split but more of a diff...erent type of treat. Fruity terpenes of sweet tropical notes and sour citrus mixed with hints of cherry, and a sweet creaminess

Smoke - long, smooth smoking stuff all the way through a consistent burning joint. Lighter grey colored ash, with a small oil ring flowing nicely behind the cherry. Taking in the inhale, you really taste the sweet citrus, and a tropical creamy flavor. Exhaling has a earthy lemon with a distinct earthiness with subtle cherry notes

High - this is a tasty daytime option that leaves little to no disappointment. The effects of this strain come on shortly post blaze, with an uplifted feeling,  slightly sativa leaning hybrid (60/40) leaving you capable of continuing on your day while feeling fantastic doing whatever is ahead of you without any major hindrance in your gameplans

Quality: big chunky dense nuggets, cleanly trimmed, and compact into tight structures. Darker olive green shaded, these beautiful buds being infested by bright, light fire orange pistils wrapping throughout, and a thick layer of amber trichomes. Banana Split features tasty terps, whilst still being fully functional
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These beautiful caked out in trichomes flower is called King Louis Xlll. The buds are meaty and very dense like. Has a near perfect manicure and an awesome curing. Buds are ranging from medium to large. Has a dank pungnent gassy earthy aroma.

Upon smoking I tasted a dank gassy sour sweetn...ess with earthy tones, much like the smell. The smoke was decently smooth and fulfilling. Burned well in a joint being slow and continuous. There was a grease ringer and ash was a light grey.

This is a medium to high potency indica dominate hybrid. After smoking I was feeling nicely medicated near instantly. First I felt my body come to complete relaxation and sedation while feeling a bit of happiness. Then I felt my head become heavy and my eyes. Valued at 150 at zip without using any coupons or discounts.

Quality - 8.7 Value - 8.7
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