Quality: 8.2/10 Value: 7.3/10

Lineage: Purple Urkle x Bubba Kush x Tina

Appeal: Really dig the appeal of this one. Beautiful mix of green and purple leaves that are nicely covered in trichomes. The bud feels a bit too moist, maybe needed to dry a bit more.

Smell: Ve...ry interesting terps coming out of this one, although a little mild. I get a nice whiff of gas mixed with what reminds me of Unicorn Poop, which is more breath-related.

Smoke: I smoke out of a bong so I can't really say too much about the quality of the burn, but my bowls burn mostly black. It's still a decently smooth smoke but the cure isn't the best and it reflects in the burn.

High: This is a nice hybrid strain that I'd say leaned in on the sativa side for me. Pleasant uplifting effects, it was a good high for some social time with friends. Doesn't hit too hard but it's a decently long lasting high.

Note: I covered the shipping cost for a sample pack from Onyx Phenos after they reached out to me. IMO the price tag is a little high for the quality compared to some other moms I order from, but it's a good smoke nonetheless.
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This one had a meaty, funky fruity smell to it. There’s some sweetness to it too, surprisingly strong for one bud. Again, this bud was extremely sticky.

Taste is complex, sweet fruitiness with gas and something I can’t place my finger on, “tangy” almost. Burn on this one was ligh...t gray, oil ring started quickly into the joint.

Felt heavy eyes, giggly, talkative and hungry. Perfect strain to watch a funny movie or games with friends, probably sedative in higher amounts.

*Found a fully matured seed in the oz (this is disclosed on their site), still smoked fine. Would probably buy this one again if there were no seeds - it’s got a unique taste but with a great classic stone.

*Part of a 4.5g + 2x250mg edibles for $15 sample package, doesn’t impact my review
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I covered shipping cost for a sample pack from these guys, so not totally “free”. Came with 3g and 2x 250mg edibles for $15 shipping, so decent.

I couldn’t find Steve Hurkle as a strain, though I think it’s their pheno of Steve Urkle. Smells like garlic breath with a bit more swe...etness. Was glued to the package, very sticky, but not wet. Rolls up well.

Tastes of earth, garlic and citrus. Ash is dark, not black. Decent oil ring. Smoke itself is flavourful but somewhat harsh.

Found the high to come on quickly. zoned out watching TV a couple times, really melts stress or helps to calm your mind. Didn’t find too much of a body stone, but only smoked a gram. Lasted a couple hours.

I would hesitate at full list price (220oz) but with a 20% coupon it would be a solid buy (not sure if they do coupons). Not overpriced, just could do better for under 220.
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onyxphenos.co my personal favourite from onyx phenos so far. initial appearance: good sized nugs covered in crystal trichomes. beautiful purple and blue hues. Upon opening the bag, i was immediately met by a strong gassy smell. This is the perfect day time strain for anyone that is dealing with an...y kind of pain but still has work to get done. As somebody who deals with a lot of nausea, i found that the Crunk Boat quickly and effectively relieves me of any nausea that i am feeling. I have also always dealt with social anxiety and found that this strain made me very social and talkative. Overall a really upbeat strain that will have you feeling like the best version of yourself (and also make you do and somehow enjoy all the work/cleaning around the house that you've been avoiding)
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If you’re in Canada and struggling with any kind of pain, nausea, or headaches i definitely recommend checking out onyxphenos.co and trying out the UBC Chemo.
In terms of initial aesthetics the nugs were large/dense and covered in crystal trichomes all over.
While the onset of the high is... intense and immediate it is also a creeper so don’t let it catch you by surprise.
Even in very small quantities this strain will rid you of the discomfort of any your ailments. Personally i found it to be most useful for its ability to quickly get rid of nausea and increase my appetite. Definitely some great medicine!See More