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Genetics : Purple Urkle x Bubba Kush x Tina

Bred by : @exoticgenetix_mike

Cultivated & Sourced by : @onyxphenos

This Crunk Boat is a wicked cross of Purple Urkle x Bubba Kush x Tina. Fluffy, light green buds that... are topped with a vast amount of winding orange hairs and sticky trichomes. Some gentle purple streaks can be seen throughout as well. I did find a couple premature seeds in this one too as listed on the site.

A very interesting profile on this crunk boat, providing aromas consisting of sweet and funky berries accented by skunky gas. Translates decently over to the taste thought it's ultimately jeopardized by the harsher smoke and darkish burn.

It packs a decent potency with very heady and uplifting effects, delivering social and mood boosting qualities that bode well for pretty much any time of the day as it remains very functional through the the entirety of it's high.
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Strain - Crunk Boat (Purple Urkle x Bubba Kush x Tina)

Mom - Onyx Phenos

Smell - the gas on this strain completely comes gusting out as soon as its re-exposed to the air, over taking the immediate vicinity with its skunky presence. Although the gassy diesel stank overtakes the ...majority of the scent you also receive gentle notes of berries or grapes

Smoke - well unfortunately I had spotted a seed as I was about to grind this stuff up, apparently there was also seed chutes within the interior that really overtook the flavor as that gross burnt seed taste and smell throughout the entire burn. I was definitely looking to see what flavor this strain could have provided, it was just too difficult to get a true taste at any point

High - the high did seem to be quite decent, and it did start to set in prior to finishing off doob entirely. A nice euphoric rush, heavy eyelids, clouded thoughts, and a decent mood booster. Not surprising that this is an split down the middle with the best traits of both indica and sativa alike. Finding motivation might prove to be difficult post smoke, making this more of a strain to spark up with some spare time on hand

Quality: these samples were unfortunately quite squished up and almost flattened to really remove alot of the potential of the bag appeal. The two buds I had received were very different looking one featuring a healthy supply of purple and the other very green in comparison which is said to be a likely occurance while growing this strain. Long intact light orangish copper pistils, sugar leafs still intact, and a dousing of milky trichomes over top of the entire structure
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Extremely sticky, dank earth and kush smelling. Rolls up well, with the smell translating to taste. White ash, oil ring forms right away.

Physical relaxation paired with munchies and sleepiness, a joint of this was a great nightcap.

Side note, the brownie and muffin I got fro...m them were amazing. Like homemade baked goods, and the 250mg dosage felt accurate.
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Strain - Steve Hurkle (Tahoe OG x Harlequin x Querkle)

Mom - Onyx Phenos

Smell - tearing open the mylar, there's an immediate gust of terpenes that are just awaiting their sweet escape. There's a distinct stanky skunk presence with a coffee earthiness also coming in the... overall scent

Smoke - the carry over of taste from smell is quite on point, bringing the full terpene profile to the table each puff. A medium greyish salt and pepper ash, and a resin ring that arrived on the early stages of the joint. The inhale being a skunky coffee likeness and the exhale being more of a spicey skunk earthiness

High - I found this strain to be a decent later day or early evening selection. Fairly sedating, good high which has euphoric characteristics, but most noteable of all was the body relaxation making any pain that was present, non existent

Quality: the buds contain a very unique green blend that appears to be mixed up half compiled of a minty green with almost an evenly split of the remainder being a dark forest green hue. Long light orangish brown pistils unfurled throughout the nuggets, some and a frosted healthy layer of glistening trichomes. The squeeze was fluffy and spongy, and sticky and resinous once busted open
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