SpeedGreens

speedgreens: acapulco gold! [or; holy crap, man, what have i gotten myself into?]

thinkbach

hi everyone, gonna try a little review here. speedgreens mail order service: 10/10, which is just my way of saying ‘two thumbs up’; i ordered twice, happy twice with everything, looking forward to more. new at moms so my ratings are based on enthusiasm for access to mail order in a post-1718 canada. https://www.speedgreens.ca?ref=1154 acapulco gold: 10/10, or let’s say: high. so high i’m kinda messed up. the buds are amazing, big and chunky, and i was excited by the immediate smell and sight of it. smoked it right away. it’s good. strong and almost psychedelic. disorienting at first. one toot on the bong and wham. a little context: i use weed to focus, for partial ptsd and a whole ton of adhd. but not for physical pain, unless creaky bones counts, which it kinda does. but anyway. overall i seem to like indica emphasized sativas with a ‘happy’ up feeling. i guess i like everything, especially if it helps me meditate. i also like a strong sativa to get hyper-focused and hyper-active, so for brain stuff this acapulco gold seems pretty damn good. it’s certainly heavy on the head, but with no pain, more a tight fuzzy spacehelmet around my cranium; it really has that aggro feeling in the chest, makes me want to jump into the sky and fly, or burst like a ray of sun. yup, this really is stuff like that. a heavy classic stone, or is it just ‘cause i want it to be a heavy classic stone? i will say this: i always wanted to say i tried this one, this acapulco gold, ever since i first learned about it in high school in usa in 1970s, mainly reading freak bros. now i’ve tried it! wow, it’s strong. big tough buds, big scent, piney i think, no more diesely, that fuel smell. not too fruity. wicked. the high is a bit breathtaking. ‘fried’ comes to mind. looking forward to sharing with friends and freaking them out with how strong it is. lots of head tingles. a lot will get done in next few weeks! it always does, but this will help, thank you weed! https://www.speedgreens.ca/product/acapulco-gold-aaaa/?ref=1154 Sign Up: easy, i think i sent a jpg of medicare card and filled stuff out, result was immediate membership with sign-up discount of 10% with a free 3.5gr bag. Ordering and Pricing: i like it, simple to order, and the pricing is convenient; hundred bucks or so gets a 14g of most of the high grade types i’ve wanted to try, shipping included because the free shipping discount sits nicely at $99. tempting for brains that like round numbers, though maybe not so easy on pocketbook if used too often...because it’s so convenient to think in those 100-dollar terms! Communication: haven’t had to do much, none that i recall. though i notice they have a presence on this forum. i expect they’d be easy to communicate with and would reply quickly. Packaging: love it! speedgreens weed comes in a plastic tube with a humidifying packet to help the weed stay fresher . so far every weed i’ve gotten from speedgreens is good to great ; very happy overall that way, and the packaging helps it stay fresh all the way to the last bud. Incentives: 10% off first order, free 3.5 bag with first order, the $99-shipped sweet spot Incentive for review: the fun of it, possible freebies down the line as stated on the speedgreens site; being fairly certain of ordering some more citrique down the line, i figured this review might help pad the next order. see? this acapulco gold stuff is helping me think better already! Notes: i recently started toking again after a 30-year hiatus and i’m excited about the variety of weed available today. my first toke was, according to family legend, when i was two years old, back in 1965, so i’ve been smoking a while. but in many ways i’m just catching up, and it sure is fun. that said, please forgive my relative ignorance of the nature of weed strains, the composition and effects of orange hairs v. purple trichomes and things like that. i’m learning but it’s still somewhat vague. i do love the folklore surrounding strains, however, as well as the history in general. and the varied effects, of course. love those effects! thanks tom

Jan 17, 2019

Speedgreens-Burmese Kush 1g sample -dec 28

/u/bcbud78

Yes this is only my third MOM and second flower order with them. So far so good. The packaging is what sold me on my first order and will most likely keep me coming back.

Jan 08, 2019

Speedgreens-Death Bubba AA-dec 28

/u/bcbud78

Not that sticky. Feels dry but clumps together after grinding. A hint of gas but it’s mostly pine and woodsy smoke. Good quality for price

Jan 08, 2019

SpeedGreens Review: concentrate variety deal

Ragnarokie

Speed Greens Overall rating: 9/10 Order: 16g Everest Extracts (Blueberry Nuken, Jack Herer, Death Bubba, Pink Nuken, Space Cookies, Maui Waui, Golden Pineapple) Freebies: 3.5g Dutch treat (AA), 1g Romulan (AAAA), 1g Duke Nuken budder, 1g God's Green Crack honeycomb, 4 pre-rolls (2S, 2I) Sign up: Straightforward registration, asked for uploaded photo of ID, and email verification. Ordering & Pricing: Chose this place because they provided a shatter variety pack and I always like to try new strains. User-friendly website, good selections at competitive prices especially with their newcomer discount. Communication: Got immediate order confirmation, were quick to respond to emails, and always very friendly and helpful. Packaging: Came in a discreet box and sealed in a silver air-tight envelope. All of the shatter came in resealable sachets. Slight mistake in the order in that we got 3 sachets of one strain and 1 of another when it should have been 2 and 2. Products: Blueberry Nuken: 9/10 Best of the lot! Most flavourful shatter that I've tried. Strong blueberry with sweet note makes for a really enjoyable smoke. Snaps off nicely making it easy to use. Easy smoke, hits like a train through my Siaonara. Indica effects set in a couple of hours, making it a nice evening choice. Jack Herer: 7/10 The three sachets of this one were quite inconsistent in texture. Two of them snapped nicely and smoked cleanly. Found that the third one buddered up and while the terpenes came out a bit more, there was a slightly gassy note on the end. A nice uplifting, heady smoke, but it doesn't stand out amongst the group. Death Bubba: 7/10 Only got one sachet of this one (instead of the 2 I ordered), but it was a nice clear, golden colour with a clean snap. Really nice skunky, earthy flavour, true to description. Overall decent smoke, but tend to be a fan of the fruiter flavour profiles, so this rating is based on personal preference there. Those who like those more weedy flavours in their concentrates will enjoy this one. Pink Nuken: 9//10 On par with it's blueberry cousin. Definitely a fan of the Nuken varieties and Pink Nuken delivers a beautifully sweet, floral taste matched with a very potent and enjoyable buzz that makes it my go to. Gorgeous golden glass-like squares, one sachet was quite fragmented when received. Space Cookies: 6/10 The most uninspiring of the lot. Very little flavour to differentiate it. It's potency matches the others, but the actual smoke is much less enjoyable. The consistency of the shatter itself was good. Maui Waui: 8/10 First came across this strain when ordering bud and quickly fell in love with it. I was really excited to see it as an option and was not disappointed. The fruity Hawaiin flavours experienced in the bud were not matched in the shatter, but it still had a fruit, earthy profile that was really light and enjoyable. It's a creative, uplifting high that makes it a favourite of mine. It's definitely on my reorder list alongside the Nukens. Golden Pineapple: 6.5/10 Both of these sachets were very frosty upon arrival which made it much more difficult to handle. The grainy texture stuck to everything including it's plastic wrapping. I was pretty excited for this one but overall quite disappointed, the flavour wasn't really there for me and the high, while potent, didn't stand out. Freebies: 3.5g Dutch treat (AA): 7/10 A really pleasant smoke for an AA, sweet flavour and uplifting effects, but the high was short-lived. Quite leafy, loose nugs with fair bit of stem. 1g Romulan (AAAA): 9/10 Killer. I rarely spring for AAAA so this was an awesome unexpected freebie. Nice tight nug. The overriding flavour was earthy and pine that finished on a sweet note. The effects are true to indica. Quality really stood out among the buds that I usually purchase. 1g Duke Nuken budder: 8/10 A true wax with dark toffee colour. Strong skunky flavour that packs a punch and is highly contrasted to my usual shatter smoke. A nice change. 1g God's Green Crack honeycomb: 7/10 Couldn't really get a good read of this because there wasn't much provided in the container. Can't complain as it was a freebie, but makes reviewing it a little bit difficult, wasn't the gram it was marked as. Small, light golden coloured flakes, very dry. What I did get of it was nice enough. 4 pre-rolls (2S, 2I): 6/10 A nice freebie, but very dry, loosely packed rolls with large filters. Decent smoke and a nice addition to the order. Incentive for Customers: Advertised discounts/deals: 3.5g Dutch Treat (AA) bud, 4 pre-rolls Free shipping over $99 New registration discount (%) Incentive for Review: No predetermined incentives, but SpeedGreens threw in some extras for me to add to my review which is always appreciated! Notes: Overall very happy with the quality and price of these products. Best shatter deal I found that allows such selection at the prices offered and it looks like they are constantly offering new strains. Everest Extracts seem good value for the price, especially considering discounts applied. High-quality stuff, only complaint would be that some of the grams sugared up. Happy with the shipping time and presentation, especially considering this was in the height of the Canada Post strike! Their customer service was great, will be ordering again. 49769220_1052731261573039_6962759366889963520_n.jpg49459832_358907088221587_6968346672665460736_n.jpg49948944_283901345491603_3593401361909153792_n.jpg49446056_282253002465412_6629947131421523968_n.jpg49519636_2194411914165003_1290608797382868992_n.jpg50115447_2650765121600633_3879020290570715136_n.jpg49344268_2118200654908318_1071859842345336832_n.jpg

Jan 07, 2019

Speedgreens Dec 28 Order And sample Review

bcbud78

Mom Name: Speedgreens Overall Rating: 9.5/10 Sign Up: I have one previous order with so I already had a profile so no need to resign. Otherwise it’s standard MOM sign in. Need ID upon order confirmation email. Ordering and Pricing: Their website is fairly easy to navigate. Selection is vast, from flower, edibles, concentrates and accessories. Pricing is average I find for quads, AA is good quality as well for sale priced items. I paid full price on my first order so I had a credit with them for this one. First timers usually have some sort of discount going on. Communication: I had emailed them upon receiving and reviewing my first order so I replied back about credit for this one. No issues handling that and they threw in 3x samples without me asking for review. Excellent service. Packaging: I am sure everyone has seen they excellent bottles with Boveda packs with cool labels(with warning labels) 5x medium size bottles, 3x a gram each and 2 with 7g, and a larger bottle with 28g. E6CB3E65-86D4-4B55-A772-20E1FFA1FDA5.jpeg Came in white box, one sealed bag with another vacuum sealed bag with the goods in that. Triple protection. Excellent. Products: I purchased 28g AA Death Bubba based on another review, on sale for $119 (currently out of stock). For the price I couldn’t pass it up and based on my last purchase I needed more weed this time. Buds are huge mostly, dense, orange hair lead down to crystal centres. Smells of a BC pine forest and is rather smooth for what they say is AA. Nice high as well. Not a full couch lock but relaxing. A little dry at first, in glass jars has improved, trim is AA with some leaves but still solid. AAAA Funky Skunk 7g. Wanted something I have not tried and was not disappointed. The buds are nice and stinky, subtle floral/fruit and are mostly larger. Breaks up fluffy. Super smooth smoke and a get up and go feel then a nice relaxing mood later on. Been mixing this with the DB during the day and it’s beautiful. AAAA Platinum Blackberry 7g. Based on my last purchase I wanted a mix of those purple and berry notes and this one knock it out. A bit gasssy and sweet berries on exhale. Awesome high, got right wrecked, then had phenomenal sex with the wife, slept amazing. Gonna steer toward SG berry strains in the future as they have been great. The buds are bright green and purple. Covered in frost. 1g Samples for review: Burmese Kush AAAA. This one surprised me. Looks can be deceiving. It’s super green with not much hairs on the outside but when broken up it’s brighter green with a few hints of purple at the stems. Smooth smoke, pine finish. Balanced high, nice and warm all over. Sweet Tooth AAAA. Bud had super dense feel but broke up wasn’t super sticky, but still clumped together. Tasted sweet for sure, not quite berries but more tropical fruit and flowers. Another balanced feeling from head to body. Would buy just to see more buds. Blueberry Nuken AAA. Best of the sample IMO. Solid bud. Good greens and purple. Tastes of blueberries, pine and gas, lovely combo. Knocks me on my ass. But not to sleep right away. Lift off first for an hour or more then smooth jello come down sink into couch or bed type vibe. Would be great mid range buy. 3x Hybrid Prerolls. 2 were free with purchase over $179, other with with code from card in first order. Have not tried them, they are huge bats I am not sure I could handle on my own. The tubes are nice though. Child safe doob tubes. Incentive for Customers: New customers usually receive some sort of deal. Repeat customers as well. Free shipping on orders over $99. From the 8x AAAA I have tried from SG they have a great selection at that range. Budget AA have been good to me so far. The concentrate line looks good and other reviews say good things about the budders. Incentive for review: This is only my second review. I merely mentioned to SG that I had put up a review and they kindly sent the above samples to try. I would never ask or expect anything from any MOM but it was a great tastes of the offerings they have. Notes: SG are running low!! Not a bad thing I guess but waiting can be a good thing. Most AA are gone but the AAA and AAAA seem to be there. Lots of new strains coming in I have seen. If there are any other MOMs out there that can match the packaging of SG let me know cause I’d love to compare. That’s what gets them high marks. Just well taken care of product. Thanks again. Pics will be forth coming below.

Jan 07, 2019

Speedgreens-Platinum Blackberry-dec 28

/u/bcbud78

Very dense and super caked. 4 big nugs plus a bunch of smaller ones. Highly potent. Right to the moon then sleep time. Review is up too.

Jan 07, 2019

grimms First Time Concentrates Review CONT Speedgreens

realgrimm

Speedgreens https://www.speedgreens.ca Overall rating out of 10:7 Sign Up: Standard ID upload e-mail verification Ordering & Pricing: Pricing seemed on par with other moms Communication: good response time Packaging: good resealable bags Products / Photos: https://66.media.tumblr.com/74e7e364a2391bff5a5dace1f28551bb/tumblr_pkn9mwdPhl1ris16so1_1280.jpg Blueberry Nuken Best from the order,really hit hard and had a great blueberry taste.. Space Cookies Decent buzz but nothing like my other purchase,just falls short of the Nuken Dutch Treat Pretty surprised since this smoke was nice for AA .. Indica Joint(.4)x2 No real taste or smell not as dry as the Sativa but smaller ..it was meh Sativa Joint(.5)x2 all these joints were broken down an re-rolled them into one of each..buzz was pretty short Incentive for Customers: None,requested samples and was denied unless they approve my review..lol Incentive for Review: Free samples if review is acceptable to speedgreens Notes: I had a bad customer expierience, to bad because their product seems to be of good quality..

Jan 01, 2019

Speedgreens-Funky Skunk - ordered dec 28

/u/bcbud78

I have a cold and can’t smell anything or taste much for that matter so I can only comment on feel, looks and effects. Bright green, super orange hairs, dense but light when broken up. Nice large buds. Cerebral head high, slight tingle in extremities. Wanna do things.

Dec 31, 2018

SpeedGreens - Platinum GSC, Sour Patch Kids, Black Rose, Black Dog, Citrique, Golden Pineapple Budder, Pink Kush Shatter - Dec 2018

/u/Metruis

The Platinum GSC, Black Rose, Citrique, and Sour Patch Kids were all super potent, really flavorful, sticky nugs. Same with Black Dog, except that it just didn't do it for me as a strain, really kind of gave me a 'drop'. All nice sized nugs except the PGSC which were smaller/popcorny but definitely high potency, whew. The bottles all keep the nose intact, so I'm always pleased with how stinky Speedgreens stuff gets. ​ Budder's really waxy, Pineapple smell, pure daytime high with no drop. Highly recommend this as a wake and bake option due to how fast and easy it is to medicate. The Pink Kush shatter needs to be kept in the freezer or, as you see, it sticks to the side of the parchment. If you keep it in the freezer it breaks and dabs with nice flavor. ​ Cheers.

Dec 21, 2018

SpeedGreens - Platinum GSC, Sour Patch Kids, Black Rose, Black Dog, Citrique, Golden Pineapple Budder, Pink Kush Shatter

Keyll

Speed Greens #2 9/10 http://feedthemultiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SPEEDGREENS2.jpg Signup - ID required, however, I believe you can place your order without needing the ID verified. First orders can get a free 3.5 and 10% off with their order using coupon code new10! Package/shipping - SpeedGreens has hands down the best MOM packaging. Your bud will be in a box, in a vacuum sealed opaque bag, inside of which is another vacuum sealed bag, inside of which are pill bottles for the buds with a bodeva for everything, even the grams. Concentrates come in their own zippies with the shatter wrapped in parchment with a sticker and the budder in an eyeshadow container with a silicone insert. Every strain has its own custom label art, grade, weight. Perks for me - This was a legitimate order of 14 grams and a budder. On MirkaLane’s review I commented they should send me the AA Pink Kush shatter to add to my review. SpeedGreens offered to do this, and threw in 3 more grams because hey why not right. Thanks, SG. Perks for you - Free 3.5 grams on first order. Free shipping over $99. Anyone can get free gifts at certain price points. Currently they have the coupon repeat15 for your second order and I think new10 for your first order. It does change, whatever the current coupon is it will be on the front page. Customer Service - They are present and fast to respond via all media I’ve contacted them by. Buds - The grams are all gorgeously manicured. Sour Patch Kids has some nice big nugs. Platinum Girl Scout Cookies is the only one that consists mostly of ‘popcorn’ sized nugs. I don’t mind popcorn nugs personally, but it doesn’t have the AAAA bag appeal. It was priced lower and the potency is getting me high on one bowl as a heavier user. Everything is at weight or over. Purchases- Platinum Girl Scout Cookies - AAAA 4.2/5 While the bag appeal is lacking, the strain is potent. The cure is at a perfect humidity with spring, not crumble, though the flowers are on the loose side. The terps are like a fresh summer day, no pungent notes, no cookie notes. I find it fruity and acidic. The result is a mind-boggling sativa high which comes on powerfully cerebral. The flavor is herbal and smooth, platinum indeed. It’s extremely vapable. If it weren’t for the fact that a few bowls–strike that, a bowl–will bring on a very euphoric, cerebral couchlock, it would be a good wake and bake strain. But as it stands, it’s more of a “you will be able to write as long as you kept the laptop in front of you” strain. I don’t have the munchies. The refrigerator is just so far away right now… I rated it a little lower because I don't think it's quite a AAAA, more of the AAA+ that some people are flashing as a half-way between AAA to AAAA, but I do keep grabbing it and I found a nug in my Christmas Vacation Grab Bag and identified it immediately due to its unique smell. I recommend it if you're not in it for the looks of a flower, it'll knock your socks off. Sour Patch Kids - AAAA 4.6/5 The scent is INTENSE, wafts out of the jar. It is both fruity and herbal at the same time. Similarly, the taste is both “fruity candy” but also a little bit of herbal thyme, cilantro, rhubarb. The overall flavor is very complex. This is 100% a social strain. I have never laughed so much, so hard, writing with my best friend. We’re probably not the comedic geniuses we think we are. You could replace alcohol with this strain and get a similar fun time. Definitely use it at a party or while socializing during the day. When I tested it alone, I found it to be relaxing and provide a gentle psychoactive effect which was not interfering with my overall cognition, but still notably relaxing, not energizing. Note that in my photo it shows as slightly underweight, but when I shifted it on the scale it was being a bit iffy about whether it was 7.00 or 6.99, so honestly IT'S FINE and they gave me SO MUCH FREE SHIT SO YEAH Golden Pineapple Budder - AAAA 4.5/5 Beautiful honeycomb butter with a waxy consistency, exactly what I desired. The flavor is almost absent, a hint of pineapple more notably in the smell. No one uses budders for their taste, though. This is without a doubt a sativa, so much so an upper that the first few times I used it I had trouble noticing that it even got me high, I was so lucid and the comedown smooth. Use during the day to feel happier. I believe it would make an ideal work use due to the almost non-existing marijuana odour and potency, allowing one to quickly medicate on the go. Gifts: Black Dog - AAAA 3.7/5 Tastes of smooth musky, earthy pine. It has a fast hitting body high that vanishes as fast as it came on. While it tastes and looks great, I feel like I’d have to use it constantly to maintain a good high. This is likely due to my tolerance being higher, and if you have a lower tolerance I would give it a try! I also experienced a sort of ‘crash’ at the end, something I find undesirable and tend to avoid. It’s not a strain I would chose to reorder myself. While in most ways it fits the bill of an AAAA, being nicely trimmed, sticky, a solid single nugget of a balanced consistency, covered in crystals, smelling and tasting great, I just don’t love the effects all that much. Instead I would pick… Black Rose - AAAA 4.8/5 It’s slightly more expensive but it’s worth it, I think, because of just how potent this indica is. This is one I’d consider to be worthy of the AAAA title. I had been considering purchasing a larger amount of this one and now I’m wishing I had. Hopefully it’ll still be available next time I’m buying. Extremely attractive and enjoyable potent high. Jammed my thoughts up real good, minimized my back pain and erased any ability I might’ve once had to think. Tastes great, like berries and maybe even a bit floral, though it could just be the association from the name. Beautiful flower. You will not be getting anything done on this strain, I’m afraid, save it for night time and pain relief. Cirique - AAAA 4.7/5 Delicious citrus flavor, the Mountain Dew of weed. Lime and lemon notes both present. Indeed, it’s also uplifting and mellow. I definitely wish I’d purchased a larger amount of this strain and if it’s still in stock in the new year, I might duck back and grab a quarter or half. I find the flavor extremely enjoyable, without any of the harsh tickle of a lemon phenotype at a lower temperature. It’s a enjoyable balanced high. Pink Kush “Shatter” - AA 3.5/5 Inconvenient to work with at best, what this lacks in manageability it at least makes up for in flavor. Unlike a waxy budder, the terps are very present in this Pink Kush concentrate. Pine, powerful diesel, and even a touch of berry all make it through. It vaporizes smooth, in the lungs a worthy experience. Whatever process made this concentrate did result in a flavourful distillation with fast pain killing potential. The high kicks in fast, and lasted for a while, I had creeping sedative effects for over an hour and would have easily been able to get to sleep. I’m thrilled Speedgreens included it as a gift for me to review and while I wouldn’t purchase it again myself, I can see it having a place in the right stoner’s heart. Ideally you love Pink Kush and have the patience of a saint. I have the latter, but not the former. Now if it was Blue Dream “sap” of this potency, with the AA price, I might be buying a wad. I’d put up with the hassle for a strain I loved. I don’t hate keeping the product in the freezer to ensure it’s manageable. As long as you break off the piece you intend to use and return the slab to the freezer in parchment or transfer to silicone, it is usable as shatter. One method to make it easier to use would be to have kief on hand and use it as a cook might powder a pan, dusting your dabber, or rolling small balls of it in the bottom of your grinder’s reclaim keif. You can also use oil to get your dabber clean and then use the reclaim topically; I used the inevitable sticky bits I couldn’t reclaim from my dabber with some coconut oil on my chapped lips since it’s so dang dry. In short: Yes, I recommend Speedgreens and will be returning in the future for more weed from them. If I've inspired you to try them, sign up through my affiliate code in the shill factory so I can let people know the specifics of how the program works in my next review. :D

Dec 21, 2018