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Blue God - Speedgreens - Nov 7, 2018

/u/yegmmj

First order from Speedgreens, and I’m quite impressed. I got 20% off my order because of their Remembrance Day sale. Each strain came in a pill bottle with a boveda, and the buds are perfectly sticky. The pill bottles wear vacuum sealed, inside a large smelly proof bag, inside of a box. This strain is Blue God and is the smoothest smoke of the several strains I ordered. Has a nice blueberry aroma with some gassiness to it. Rating: 9/10

Nov 13, 2018

Speedgreens - Space Cookies Budder, Sour Tangie, Alien OG, LA OG, Walter White, Rockstar, Green Crack

Keyll

http://feedthemultiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/speedgreens.jpg Rating: 8/10 - good MOM, would recommend for Budder especially and AAAA greens. Incentive: I was asked to review and offered a sample package with my purchase. They gave me 2 grams of bud, 2 papers and one budder. Incentive for you: Free 3.5 with first order, 4 prerolls with orders over $179. Long review for the readers: Customer Service: They were in touch with me even though it was evening to pair me with what they wanted me to review. I also received an email to let me know my order was delivered. Of course I already had my package by then but it was all very great, good communication. Shipping: Mailed package on Thursday with an upcoming long weekend and Canada post is estimating it will not arrive until Tuesday. I have ‘signature required’ so I’m less worried about postal theft but I’m still more anxious about it than I would be if they’d have choked off and waited til Tuesday to mail it. Your milage may vary. Still, somehow it arrived on Friday so I’m not upset they sent it out. Because now my weekend is going to be amaaaazing. Packaging: The exterior could be any package. Inside is an opaque vacuum sealed bag and inside of that is another vacuum sealed bag. No exterior smell. Very professional. Includes a business card with a coupon, but the coupon does not specify any sort of discount. Mystery??? Everything is individually packaged in bottles with moisture control packages and custom labels for each strain. A step above baggies. Even the grams! All of the gifts are labeled to clearly indicate which are samples and which were part of your order which I thought was a cute touch. The budder sample is in a bag with a custom label, inside of which is an eyeshadow jar with a rubber insert. It’s thoughtfully assembled. The buds: Rockstar: AAA Sticky and dark. The smell is powerful. I first popped a standard sized bowl into my vaporizer, and shared it with a friend. The first thing I noticed was how intense the flavor profile is. Not only are the buds nice and terpy when you break into them, but they maintain a powerful flavor my friend described as ‘berry’. I believe it was named after the energy drink, because it has that bitterness and fake fruit flavor I expect from a Rockstar. The vaped high was cerebral, sleepy, and very socially enhancing. I felt less stressed about handling multiple text messages, very present and then went and took photos of all the products. The Blackberry Brandy Papers: Second, because of the noted berry flavor, I made a joint out of the blackberry brandy flavored paper. A good flavor combination, I highly recommend if you’re a joint smoker. The paper lent a very slight note to the experience, mostly I noticed it when I licked it to seal it–it tasted like a berry gummy, fake sweet. The paper is really cute, it has berries printed on it with a soy based ink. The experience would have been smoother if I was sharing the j and could have burnt through it in one go. When I relit the paper flared up on the seam and wasted some of it. Never had a joint do that before. This happened when I tried using one the next day as well. My friend noted she liked the smell of it burning. Rockstar itself performed excellent in the joint, a slow controlled burn (when it wasn’t actually on fire). Smoking enhanced its energetic effects and I can probably do anything. Wow. I would describe it as energetic and euphoric. Truly a star. It’s definitely a hybrid as I get both sleepy and energy with this one. Green Crack AA: An AA for sure. Small flaky buds. Low smell, you really have to get into the bottle to get anything. Tastes dirty and wet. It does vaporize and get clouds rather than just withering into nothing, so it’s not worthless. However I can’t say I’m disappointed I only got the free 3.5 of this strain. I have had worse weed. Throw it in a j for your friends and save the AAAAs for yourself. Due to having this opinion I tested it in a joint with the DLX premium papers. The papers are extremely thin, and I have to say they may be the best papers I’ve ever tried. Green Crack deals all right packed into a joint, it’s possible to get a good cherry burn going. The flavor is unremarkable but it gets the job done. Those were the only two I tried smoking. The rest is all vaporized from dry herb. Alien OG AAAA: Now this makes up for that AA crap. Freakin worlds of difference between these strains. This tastes earthy in a grass way, flavorful and potent. This is a rightful AAAA strain, I would say. The buds are sizeable, cured just right, and the smell is powerful. This is an almost psychedelic heavy hitter, really pushes the boundaries of just how high marijuana in its flower form can take you. I am not disappointed and highly recommend this strain for seasoned users. Sour Tangie AAAA: Enjoyable flavor that reminds me of fake orange juice from my childhood. They’re potent, but I’m not quite sold on these being sold as AAAA buds. They smell great, but all of the buds are tiny. They’re still nice, though. I do think it’s a must-try sativa strain simply because of how awesome the effects are and how great it tastes. This rocketed me to creative joyful happy places and I’m glad I bought 7 grams of it. I highly recommend this strain if you want a really great tasting weed or one of those sativas where you accidentally end up writing an entire novel. LA Confidential OG AAAA: After finally emerging from this high I can crawl back to my computer and say that yes, yes, this is a true AAAA option. Nice large bud, cracks open and reveals trails of trichomes thickening towards the core. It grieves me that I don’t have an ounce of this to hibernate during the winter. The flavor is velvety and relaxing, smooth and piney. The result is extremely relaxing, a solid indica high. I highly recommend for anyone who wants a very relaxing painkilling indica. Walter White AAAA: I forgot to post this in my original review! It messed me up so much I completely forgot it existed. Hah. It's intense. Kind of makes me anxious. Great buds, lots of orange hairs which indicate healthy flowers. It tastes smooth, and I found its high was a quick brutal one. NOT a night time smoke. Use this one before you want to like, crush yard work, graffiti an entire wall in your basement, bake 500 cookies, and press ALL OF YOUR LAUNDRY even though you've NEVER IRONED BEFORE. Space Cookies budder AAAA: Absolutely the star of this package. Killer. It tastes waxy and sweet, not too terpy with its sugar “cookie” flavor either. Very subtle and enjoyable hits. I use a vape with a wax cup. This budder vaporized without leaving any residue, the consistency is easy to work with using a dabber, and the effects are rightfully AAAA+. It won’t take very much of this to send you to space. One gram of this is going to get me high SO many times. This is an incredible product if you like budder. I keep reaching back for this every time I want to use anything. If I go buy anything from Speedgreens it’ll probably be their budder. They have an excellent selection of options and if this is an example of what quality to expect, I know I’ll want to treat mahself. Site critique notes: The site itself looks great, with a couple of problems. In the checkout area, “Signature required” checkbox explanation cuts off at ‘if the’. Refuses to accept shorter passwords, a “safety feature” I consider irrelevant on sites like this because it’s way more likely someone’s going to hack a database and scrape all the passwords or open my laptop and automatically populate the password field. “Name from Place purchased Item” feature is a bit alarming to be included on a site selling cannabis but maybe that’s just me. Customer service popup makes a noise when you’re not on the tab! I cannot give a full rating because of these annoying site features and the slight under weight. I wouldn’t complain about being shorted .2 on a 7 but since I’m reviewing I do have to mention it. Otherwise very happy.

Nov 12, 2018

Speed Greens Review: Walter White AAAA & Green Crack AA Flower

CanadianRapGod

https://www.speedgreens.ca Overall rating out of 10: 9.5 Sign Up: 10/10 Easy, you have to send an ID. I was worried about identity theft, they were super flexible and allowed me to block out the information that they didn’t need, they just needed to confirm age. Ordering & Pricing: 9/10 Fairly priced flower (I will have a better idea of there AAAA flowers in a week or so). Would like to see some more cheaper priced flowers in the future possibly. I feel like this company goes more for quality though. If you use the many discount coupons they provide you can get their AAAA flowers at a good price. They have pretty good prices for concentrates. They also offer free Xpresspost shipping on orders over $99 which is awesome! They ship your order out really fast in my two experiences so far. Communication: 10/10 Great, fast response and great service. I was interested in trying more of their AAAA flower without having to spend a lot on strains that I may not enjoy. I emailed and they quickly worked out a deal with me to order a quarter of their AAAA flower and they would give me 1g each of the strains of my choosing, they even let me use the Rememberance day code. These guys are really nice and care about the customers satisfaction. Packaging: 9.5/10 Came in an Xpresspost box, inside was a large sealed Mylar bag, then a vacuum sealed bag containing child-proof medicine bottles with humidity control pouches for no extra cost which is nice. The bottles are quite neat as well, love the Walter White container. Would like to possibly see some more strain information in the future, not a big deal though. Great packaging alround! Products / Photos: Walter White AAAA Flower: 8.5/10 I got 7g of this for $55 using there first time customer coupon. This strain was my favourite of the two this order. There were quite a few large nugs in my quarter. They were a beautiful bright green colour, covered in trichomes, and orange hairs. Amazing trim job, didn’t have any leaf.The nugs weren’t dense but were tight and not really loose. Nice and fresh, busted nice, and was perfect for rolling joints. It has a really nice citrus smell it wasn’t over powering, but really nice when you crack open the nug. The taste was similar, I did find it lacked some flavour though. Keep in mind, I do find the citrus to be one of my least favourite when it comes to terpenes in cannabis. It was incredibly smooth smoke and burned white ash. Alround quite a good quality cannabis. Photos: https://imgur.com/a/raayQlK Green Crack AA Flower: 5/10 I received 3.5g of this as a gift for a first time order. It is on sale right now for $89 an ounce, pretty fair price in my opinion. Have seen better ounces for $90 but also some worse ones. This is another citrus smell/taste but this was a bit different than the Walter White, kind of sweeter smelling. The nugs were a bit dry and loose. But it’s not bad for a budget strain. It burned with a nice white/gray ash and wasn’t harsh smoke in my opinion. If you’re into citrus strains It would probably be closer to 7/10 or 8/10. Photos: https://imgur.com/gallery/MDicPiq Incentive Review: Great experience so I wanted to promote this new MoM Incentive for Customers: Free 3.5g AA flower with first order, lots of promos, free gifts, free shipping on orders over $99 Notes: Scroll down in Imugur, i posted multiple photos! Using a crappy camera at the moment though, so keep that in mind when viewing pictures. Also I have pretty high expectations of cannabis so you may think some strains are better to you, than they are to me. I also enjoyed the free Sugar Coat Watermelon (1 1/4 size) rolling papers. Be careful when licking, lick from outside as the glue is not the best. I will post shatter review soon, and new strains are on the way!

Nov 09, 2018

SpeedGreensReview

CanadianRapGod

https://www.speedgreens.ca Overall rating out of 10: 9 Sign Up: 10/10 Easy, you have to send an ID. I was worried about identity theft, they were super flexible and allowed me to block out the information that they didn’t need, they just needed to confirm age. Ordering & Pricing: 9/10 Fairly priced flower (I will have a better idea of there AAAA flowers in a week or so). Pretty good prices for concentrates, they offer free Xpresspost shipping on orders over $99 which is awesome! Communication: 10/10 Great, fast response and great service. I was interested in trying more of their AAAA flower without having to spend a lot on strains that I may not enjoy. I emailed and they quickly worked out a deal with me to order a quarter of their AAAA flower and they would give me 1g each of the strains of my choosing, they even let me use the Rememberance day code. These guys are really nice and care about the customers satisfaction. Packaging: 9/10 Came in an Xpresspost box, inside was a large sealed Mylar bag, then a vacuum sealed bag containing child-proof medicine bottles with humidity control pouches, the shatter was sealed in smaller labeled Mylar bags (not in bottles). There was no smell at all. Products / Photos: I ordered a gram of their Pink Kush AA, 1g of Everest Extracts Pink Nuken AAAA shatter, 1g of Everest Extracts Jack Herer AAAA shatter, and 7g of Walter White AAAA flower. I also recieved 3.5g of Green Crack AA, and a 33 pack of Sugar Coat Watermelon flavoured rolling papers as a gift. https://imgur.com/gallery/c3Pz7fp Incentive for Review: Great experience so I wanted to promote this new MoM. Incentive for Customers: Free 3.5g AA flower with first order, lots of promos, free gifts, free shipping on orders over $99 Notes: I will post reviews of individual products soon!

Nov 06, 2018

Speed Greens

Ihaveneverfarted

Speed Greens 9.4/10: Sign Up: I got an Email very shortly after ordering prompting ID upload. Approved very quickly. They live up to their name. Ordering & Pricing: Standard ordering process. E-Transfer went smoothly and speedily. GGC was $89/oz. Other prices seem on par with most MOMs. Free shipping @ $99 so I topped-up the order with some rolling papers Communication: 10/10 One of the papers wasn't in stock so I got a speedy email asking whether to wait or ship an alternate pack. Perfect . Packaging: 10/10 Box>Sealed Mylar>Vac wrap>Pill bottles. Boveda in each bottle except the 1g sample. No smell whatsoever. Products / Photos: 1 Oz God's Green Crack. Popcorn nugs a little on the dry side but that's fine with me so no complaints. Weight was barely correct but I'm learning to accept that not all moms are as generous as others. I'm sure we've all smoked or read about God's Green and this is it. Have a toke and go clean your bedroom. Free 3.5 g of GGC for first-time orders and a 1g sample of Sunkiss CBD which I haven't tried yet but looks exactly like the photos on the website. Covered in trics. Nice variety of rolling papers. I only have a fixed-focus camera available right now so here's a blurry pic https://i.imgur.com/g7OEyHB.jpg Came in sealed Mylar Incentive for Customers: Free 3.5g of GGC for first order. Low free shipping threshold is incentive for me. Incentive for Review:1g sample of Sunkiss Notes: Ordered on a Thursday. CUPW's rotating strikes hit my area on Friday, Package still made in here on Monday, just a few hours later than usual. Both the MOM and Canada Post were Speedy indeed.

Nov 06, 2018

Speedgreens.ca,new mom with some real fire!

/u/Indicagasman

Vancouver,smoke was tart,almost creamy smoke,very nice exhale,high as a giraffes ass atm,tried the vape pen,which I now highly recommend! I don't deviate from the one mom I was using for a year,but I wanted a good vapepen and found it,

Nov 05, 2018

Speed greens review #2

Im_Kinda_Lumpy

MOM Name Speed greens Overall rating out of 10: 8/10 Sign Up: Easy signup does require id Ordering & Pricing: I ordered a few strains the rest are gifts Communication: Good & fast communication i have only contacted over discord though always instant reply Packaging: sealed mylar bags then a vacum sealed bag with pill bottles inside Products: Duke Nukem budder ,Sour Tangie, Romulan,Blue God, Twisted Citrus,Gorilla Glue Incentive for Customers: potential of 10.5 grams free also %20 off first customers order Duke Nukem Budder, i recieved a little as a gift as soon as i opened it i could smell straight gas kush smell the taste was amazing also with that skunky taste with a bit of earthyness i was instantly hit with sativa and just felt i needed to get up and do things it had a nice rush to the head the buzz was strong and not left me wanting bong rip after bong rip the ashes on this strain were pretty clean Sour Tangie, This strain smells absolutely amazing its my favourite terp profile wich is like citrusy as soon as i opened the jar it smelt as if i was opening a orange with hints of gas it was so pungent smelling i wanted to eat the buds this is also a mostly sativa hybrid wich was noticeable too me when i just got nice rush to the head would be very good if u gotta get something done sadly i didnt need to so i just sat around wired not knowing what to do with myself ashes burned nice and clean Romulan, I found this strain to be one of the weirder smelling strains ive had it kinda smells like a musty cheese or just must the buds looks pretty resie nugs are dense and actually kinda sticky the buzz was nice after i took a bong hit i was couch locked and felt paralyzed and couldnt move for a good 10 mins it was very like intoxicating this is a very heavy hitter beginer beware the ashes are a bit dark here not too much to worrie http://imgur.com/a/QnHtUmX Blue God, i found the smell on this very strange to me it smells like a fish tankwith faint sweetness i cant even explain it except weird overall the buds are nice and frosty and very well trimmed i could not see any mold or rot to give it a odd smell so i guess its just like that the buzz was nice on this one mostly indica from what i could tell after i took a hit from the bong i got a really heavy body buzz it was close to my bed time but from what i remember i was very tired after and i couldnt keep my eyes open ,this strain would be a good bedtime smoke i fell asleep about 25 minutes after smoking Sorry http://imgur.com/a/7VS9Zv5 Twisted Citrus: This is very similar to the tangie in smell if both were together i would never know the difference just by smell the buds are lighter than the tangie though after smoking i got a very energetic euphoria and i have never really had euphoria from weed wich i really enjoyed! I ended up doing all kinds of housework with all the extra energy i had http://imgur.com/a/qEPYc0c Gorilla Glue: This is the only time i have been dissapointed in this strain i dont know what happend but i had a sample of this last review wich i think was a different batch cause that one smelled like diesel/ gas/ skunk the one i recieved kinda smelled like hay wich i wasnt happy with although i did contact them on discord and i got reply instantly and he sent me 7 grams of tangie and 7 grams of romulan i was un aware that the priced had dropped thats probaly why cause it was a different batch but after a small trim and left in a jar it got a bit better smell it looked very good nice caked buds and got me a nice buzz after smoking i was very relieved after smoking i felt i had not a care in the world i eas relaxed but also alert wich is very nice the ashes burned clean also so i think it was just a bad cure overall it is not a bad strain i didnt realized it got a price drop and stuff cause it was a diffrent batch but i got a replacement 14gs anyways! P.s i apologize for missing pics i got high and thought i took them bud aparently didnt.

Nov 03, 2018

Blue Cheese - Speedgreens - October

/u/StonerSteve64

Blueberry/skunk smell and taste with a decent high not too strong but more of body high. Burns white/grey ash and tastes very nice in a vape. AAA quality

Oct 28, 2018

SpeedGreens.ca

oli1988

MOM Name: SpeedGreens.ca Overall rating out of 10: 9 Sign Up: Easy, you have to send an ID Ordering & Pricing: Fairly priced! 99$ for free Xpresspost shipping is very nice! Communication: Great, fast response and good service. Packaging: Temper-proof Ziplock-like bag, Child-proof medicine bottles with humidity control pouch. Products / Photos: I ordered 2 Sky Extracts cartridge and 1 Sky Extracts Vaporizer Kit (including 1 Sky Extracts cartridge). Freebies: Rolling paper and 1 gram of AAA Blue Cheese! https://i.imgur.com/E2QCj1r.jpg Incentive for Customers: 99$ free shipping, 20% off first order, 3.5 grams AA free upon signup. Write in your order notes that you heard of them from CanadianMOM and you'll get freebies! Incentive for Review: Freebies! Notes: Overall great new MOM! But... When I received my order 1 Sky Extracts cartridge was missing from my order, so I contacted their customer service and the next day It was shipped to me for free! Unfortunately, when I received the cartridge, I tried it and didn't work... Tried to clean the cartridge connector and prop it up to have a good contact with the battery but nothing happens, the element doesn't seem to heat up... So I figured that I would transfer the distillate in an old cartridge that I have... A bit of a pain. Didn't want to bother SpeedGreens about this since it's not that big of a deal for me... Despite this, I'll definitely order again! Their product selection is awesome, customer service is great and shipping is fast! EDIT: After publishing my review, SpeedGreens offered me a free cartridge replacement or a store credit for my next order! Great customer service!