MOM Index

Death Bubba - Speed Greens - December

/u/mistern8d

Definitely closer to the AAA side. A bit leafy around the back side, but love this one. Potent and great high to end the night. Would recommend it!

Dec 18, 2018

Rockstar - Speedgreens - December

/u/StonerSteve64

A little bit of both it has a strong kushy taste but it's a bit dry; tastes like other rockstars I've had in the past but it is a little harsh and burns grey ash

Dec 13, 2018

SpeedGreens - Funky Skunk - Dec 2018

/u/mirkalane

Welcome to my Fanclub--your t-shirt is in the mail.

Dec 11, 2018

SpeedGreens - Citrique - Dec 2018

/u/mirkalane

I have both yep. It's not the AAAA that they claim, the duration isnt there; but for the price its a solid buy. I just find the high wears off a bit quicker than I'd like, for something they are claiming to be AAAA. Stay away from their Pink Kush house shatter--I bought a quarter of it and it's basically sap at room temp.. Very hard to work with.

Dec 11, 2018

SPEEDGREENS --> 5 AAAA Strain Review --> Black Dog, Black Roses, Citrique, Funky Skunk, Sour Patch Kids

MirkaLane

https://i.imgur.com/7uQQq58.jpg --------------- MOM Name Speed Greens speedgreens.ca Overall rating out of 10: 9 Sign Up: Typical ecommerce/MOM signup, quick and easy, no drastic surprises. Ordering & Pricing: Ordering is a cinch, fill your cart, check out, fire off an e-transfer and you’re all set. Pricing is very competitive with some products at SpeedGreens, their Everest shatter is decently priced, they have regular sales, and great quads for those that have the money to buy top-tier product. Communication: I tend to use email to communicate with MOMs, and SpeedGreens are extremely fast with their replies, and very helpful with the information they provide. Having personally had an issue with one of their products, I can attest to how quickly and professionally SG deals with customer complaints. For those reasons, I highly recommend SpeedGreens, they bring a high degree of professionalism to the table, though every business has a hiccup here and there at the beginning. Packaging: I rave a little about packaging below, but SpeedGreens has some of the best packaging of any mom around. The packages come in a proper shipping box, inside which will be a large, opaque mylar bag, further inside which have frequently been pill bottles containing boveda packs and flower. The budders and shatters all have their own mylar bags, and nothing ever feels at risk of spilling or breaking. Products / Photos: Black Dog: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (85/15) https://i.imgur.com/FxsOz5A.jpg https://i.imgur.com/0AVR1LK.jpg Holy smokes, this is like the holiday festival of cannabis buds, the colours are beautiful--a dozen shades of green and purple, and even some browns! Black Dog has a rather musty/earthy aroma and flavour to it, with a hint of diesel or gassiness that comes out when broken up (a bit like Death Bubba). As with all SpeedGreens quads, the bud is fresh, excellently cured, and absolutely drunk with trichomey goodness. The high of the Black Dog strain is deeply relaxing without being overly sedative--I experienced a headband effect with a calming body stone that would be excellent for Sunday evening horror movie marathons and on-demand snacking events. The vapor is fairly smooth, smoother than Death Bubba, which I see as a close proxy to this strain, and I didn’t have any of the level 9 coughing fits that I had with the Citrique. The duration of effects isn’t quite as long as some of SpeedGreens other quads, and there’s a noticeable burnout. Black Dog would be a good after-work relaxer, and while it isn’t the most potent of SpeedGreens quad offerings, it’s price is slightly more forgiving ($193oz, as compared to $229oz for Black Roses). My Rating: 4.5/5 Black Roses: Indica-Dominant Hybrid https://i.imgur.com/21dyvNi.jpg https://i.imgur.com/iCYwfEU.jpg My nose likes the smell of this strain. It might be the best smelling cannabis strain I have had lately--it has a potent, sweet/floral scent juxtaposed with diesel, and it is highly intoxicating without coming off as excessively artificial. The vapor flavour is the same, in fact, I’m going to go so far as to say this strain tastes delicious! I’d dip a steak in a sauce with this flavour--seriously, I found myself wanting to keep shoving more fresh bud in the vape to keep tasting it. The potency wouldn’t allow for that, however, as multiple bowls of Black Roses will result in a drooling sleep paralysis-type state. Hell, the appearance of it alone just screams, “USE ME AT NIGHT,” for all of its muted dark greens, purples and oranges--it looks tired, and after using it, so will you. The bud is farm-fresh, excellently cured, and expertly trimmed with just the right amount of density (not loose leaf paper, but not igneous rock). The potency of the Black Roses is up there, as can be guessed at by the abundance of milky trichomes, and due to the fairly lengthy duration of its effects, would be a great strain for insomnia or restlessness (use it to combat the effects of Citrique, lol). My Rating: 5/5… A True Quad. Funky Skunk: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid https://i.imgur.com/UQv4pG2.jpg What a sexy looking specimen this bud is! It’s big and fresh, and sticky and smells like a big ol’ bushel of fresh-cut flowers, with just the slightest note of skunk. I love getting packages from SpeedGreens, because I know the flower is going to exceptionally fresh, they have always shipped with Boveda no matter how small the amount, and it is hugely appreciated. Thanks to the boveda, the Funky Skunk arrived nice and sticky--I mean some of the freshest weed I’ve ever had come off of a postal truck. The bud is lacquered in trichomes and bright orange pistils, and one can tell just by looking at this bud, that it is a happy buzz. As it is a sativa dominant hybrid, the stone is quite heady, not quite euphoric--I wasn’t spaced out, I was able to concentrate quite well, but with an extra dose of happiness while doing it. Funky Skunk is great daytime weed, the high is energetic, clear headed, and won’t intoxicate you to a level of complete uselessness. That said, the vapour was harsh, really harsh--I was barking the whole way through the bowl and my throat was raw as hell by the end. While I really enjoyed this buzz, I don’t think I could sell myself on buying more and toughing out the harshness. My Rating: Potency: 4.5/5 Vapour quality: 2.5/5 HARSH! Citrique: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (Near Balanced) https://i.imgur.com/1IXXjd4.jpg I am finding that I am not always a fan of these “balanced” strains when they are highly potent--I can smoke AA balanced-hybrids all day long, but when they get to the quad range, the effects start to feel a tad sketchy with some strains. For me, it slightly feels like the indica and sativa effects are battling for dominance, and it just makes me feel uneasy and restless. If you are a fan of the potent, balanced hybrids, then Citrique certainly fits that profile. In just a few exhales I could feel both a strong body stone, and strong cerebral effects come over me--my body kept wanting to fall asleep, while my mind raced like crazy… Not for me. However, I know there are people out there who this is for, and let me assure you, it is another large, fresh, trichome stacked, ice-fall of a bud, and it has a fairly strong smell of citrus skunk (perhaps slightly artificial smelling). The vapour is the same, cirtus skunk and a tad on the artificial side--much smoother than the Funky Skunk, however. The effects are strong and longer lasting than I would have liked, lol. It’s potent, high quality cannabis, but it isn’t a strain I’d use frequently, maybe here and there for a weird energy, day buzz. (My rating reflects only the literal quality of the bud, it does not reflect my personal taste for the type of effects experienced.) My Rating: Potency: 4.5/5 Sour Patch Kids: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (Near Balanced) https://i.imgur.com/f6dItid.jpg Sour Patch Kids is another near balanced strain, however, this one leans more toward it’s indica lineage, and for that reason, I find the effects much more agreeable to my constitution. I did not find the highs competing for dominance with this one, it is decidedly more indica, and I found none of the sketchiness that I experienced with the Citrique. SpeedGreens SPK has great bud/bag appeal, the bud is big, insanely fresh, has a gorgeous floral/earthy smell, and is spattered in cloudy trichomes and bright orange pistils. The earthy/floral vapour that SPK produces is fairly smooth, but I did find it a bit tickly on the throat at higher temps. I could see folks enjoying this bud for recreational outings, its has a great, giggly day buzz, with little burnout, and its has a good psychoactive component for enjoying the great out-of-doors. The potency is right on point for a quad, and the effects from just a small amount are long lasting. Overall, I recommend the Sour Patch Kids to those folks looking for a fun-energy, giggly day buzz, with a light burnout. My Rating:4.8/5 Incentive for Customers: Lots: Complimentary AA 3.5g and 20% discount for first purchase, free-ship over $99, 2 free king-sized pre-rolls on orders over $179, an affiliate rewards program, and regular promotions and sales. Incentive for Review: I was provided samples for review. Notes: Watch for my upcoming (monster) concentrates review for SpeedGreens--7 strains of Everest AAAA Shatter!

Dec 10, 2018

Tuna Kush - Speedgreens - December

/u/StonerSteve64

It's potent with that classic skunky/woody taste and smell. Medium density nugs with a nice amount of crystals and it burns white/grey ash.

Dec 08, 2018

KushBerry-Speedgreens-Nov

/u/bcbud78

Was a gift on first order with them. Little popcorn buds. Trim is decent. If this is a AA my old dealer was very inconsistent. Bright green, fresh and dense, definitely kush and lots of berries assault the nose. Tastes amazing on exhale. I’m digging the berry strains from SG.

Dec 08, 2018

Speed Greens - December 2018

/u/Tko2388

Yes its labelled as AAA. Looks and smells amazing although I haven't actually tried it yet. Will update once I do.

Dec 08, 2018

SpeedGreens 7 STRAIN 3 CONCENTRATE REVIEW

AimOrDie

MOM Name SpeedGreens Overall rating out of 10: 8.5/10. This site is fantastic, the site layout isn't great, and they could improve in a few places, but overall it was a good experience. Sign Up: Signup was very easy and straightforward. ID not required on signup, but it is required before they'll process your order. Not the typical ID system but it works regardless. Ordering & Pricing: Very simple and straightforward ordering process. Communication is absolutely fantastic, quick response times with friendly service. Communication: E-mail communication was great, their responses were prompt, and friendly. They took care of a small issue and assured me it wouldn't happen again going forward. They also have a live chat on their site that works well, I was taken care of regardless of which system I used to communicate. Packaging: I think this is where they shine over other MOMs. The packaging is absolutely incredible, Delivered in a white box that's taped very well, impossible to know what's inside. When you open the box, you're met with a bag that's completely smell proof, and again, impossible to recognize to contents. https://i.imgur.com/hYnNyau.jpg Inside of that, you're met with a vaccuum sealed package with pill bottles and bags containing your products, inside the pill bottles are adorable little individual boveda packs. https://i.imgur.com/jt4lCsg.jpg https://i.imgur.com/GGX9yP7.jpg Products / Photos: A lot of these products are absolutely top notch, even though I disagree with a couple of their ratings, I'll start with the worst and finish with the best. Afghani Bubble Hash I don't generally smoke hash, so I won't go too in-depth on this review, but this stuff looked awesome so I gave it a shot. I was glad that I did. This hash tastes fantastic, and burns very well inside of a joint. It has that very strong 'hash' smell, with some beautiful color inside of it, sticks to my fingers but somehow also breaks up easily. This hash is easily 9/10(AAAA) in my opinion. https://i.imgur.com/trQBTyd.jpg Golden Pinaeapple Honeycomb Budder I really like this budder, it's visually appealing, very strong and tastes great. It has a great citrusy flavor, with a strong long-lasting high that had me feeling uplifted and energetic. Inside of the container, it looks fantastic. Beautiful looking honeycomb texture, with a nice light color. I'd say this budder is probably 8.5/10(AAAA). It does everything it should do, and does it well. But there's budder out there that does it better. https://i.imgur.com/viceeIt.jpg Everest Extracts Black Diamond Shatter Wow this shatter is awesome. Some of the best I've seen in a long time. Super strong long-lasting high that had me very happy, and pretty sleepy after a little while. Smoked a bit of it before bed and it helped me get more than my typical 2-3 hours of sleep. There's a nice terpy flavor to it, with a great light color, no residue, and it's nice and smooth on the throat. 9/10(AAAA) shatter, I really enjoyed it. https://i.imgur.com/DSzbdOc.jpg Kushberry (AA) I personally think this should be AAA at best, maybe AA+ at worst. it has a solid kush nose, some nice bag appeal, it's cured well and it tastes good. It's a little harsh, and could be trimmed better but aside from that I can't find a complaint with this strain. (Maybe that's just my love of Kush strains) It does everything a kush strain should do, and it does it well. It won't be anyone's quads, but it'll be more than good enough for most. My rating of this strain would be 6.5/10 (AA+-AAA) https://i.imgur.com/5Q5pFas.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xpb2kzR.jpg Blue God (AAAA) Out of all of the strains I was sent, including the Kushberry (which was free with signup), this has to be my least favorite. It's smell is subtle, but it's not bad, just not pungent enough, it has a decent dieselish flavor, and is pretty smooth, but the high just isn't very strong. It had me feeling a nice subtle buzz for about 20-30 minutes but that was about it. This bud's saving grace is the color and the trim, because the trim is absolutely fantastic. I'm not really sure how this ended up rated as AAAA because in all honesty, I think it's AAA at best. I rate this strain at 6/10 (AA+) because while it's not a great strain, the high was there albeit not as strong as I'd have liked, and I honestly liked the smell. I wish it was more pungent, but it was enjoyable regardless. https://i.imgur.com/dTX6HTS.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ZLETXne.jpg Critical Kush (AAAA) This is a great strain. First real quad strain in this review. It has a fantastic sour/earthy smell that's super pungent, with a great similar flavor. The high was a heavy indica couch lock high, which made me kinda hungry, and it was surprisingly long lasting. Smooth burn, clean white ash, and a remarkable trim. This bud was beautiful. I'd rate this strain at 8/10 (AAAA) I really enjoyed the flavor, the smell, and the high. https://i.imgur.com/cuIkLCI.jpg https://i.imgur.com/dAnYN7K.jpg Tuna Kush(AAA) My first thought after checking this bud out was 'only AAA?' I might be biased because as I pointed out when talking about the Kushberry, I'm in love with a nice Kush strain. That's what this is. The smell out of the bottle was fantastic, a really nice fruity smell, that was kinda earthy, with an unmistakable kush-like taste to match. The cure is great, and the 1.3g nug I received looked like it'd have some incredible bag appeal in a full zip. The high had me laughing for a while at random YouTube videos, which is usually a pretty good sign. My rating for this one is a solid 8.5/10 (AAAA) This strain was great. https://i.imgur.com/87XD3JK.jpg https://i.imgur.com/NdgupLp.jpg Black Nuken (AAAA) This strain definitely doesn't bear much of a resemblance to regular 'Nuken' The color is gorgeous, the fruity/gassy smell is very pungent, and the taste is remarkable. The high is really cool, it's a mix of couch lock and full blown concentration (currently writing this review after smoking this strain) but is a bit of a letdown, because it wasn't as long lasting as a lot of the other AAAA strains. Great cure, solid bud structure. The not-great trim definitely decreases this strains visual appeal. All in all, I'd give this strain a nice 8,5/10(AAAA). Would've been my second favorite of the bunch, and hit 9/10 with a bit longer lasting of a high, and a better trim job. https://i.imgur.com/lAxhkEh.jpg https://i.imgur.com/GDM5gHT.jpg Platinum Girl Scout Cookies The nose on this strain is a wonder all by itself. Easily my favorite smell of the bunch, with a killer taste to match it. It's like sticking your nose into a fresh batch of cookies. Except the cookies smell like purp. The only issues I could find with this strain were subpar trim job, and the not-so-large nugs. They're not exactly popcorn, but they're not exactly photogenic. I'm sure a bigger batch would change at least one of those issues. This strain has a killer high that was easily one of the longest lasting of the bunch, a great cure job and I can't stress enough how great the smell is, My rating is 9/10(AAAA) https://i.imgur.com/H4EQzAp.jpg https://i.imgur.com/HaCozIj.jpg Black Roses(AAAA) Wow. Just wow. This strain is amazing, from the first toke to the last, I was euphoric. It has this heavenly smell, kinda purple mixed with flowers, mixed with sugar is my best description of this strain, and the taste is even better. The second I opened the bottle, I was in heaven. The buds have this wonderful purple coated in white look to them that I just don't think I could match, even with Photoshop. The cure is amazing, the trim is fantastic, it's flushed perfectly, and the high while very strong, is also the longest lasting of the bunch. I can't talk this strain up enough, the only problem with it is that I didn't have more. I'd rate this one 9,5/10(AAAA+) and the only reason it's missing the .5 is because I like to think 'There's gotta be something better out there' when it comes to weed. https://i.imgur.com/F5OdPVZ.jpg https://i.imgur.com/2WoPrLi.jpg Incentive for Customers: They have Flash sales, (like the one happening right now) pretty nice standard pricing, and I don't know if it's still happening, but as far as I know they have a 20% code for your first order, and a 15% code for returning customers that you've just gotta ask customer service about. Don't quote me on that. Incentive for Review: I was sent a few free samples of some great strains as an incentive for review. Most of my order was purchased, but the Black Nuken, Critical Kush and Tuna Kush as an incentive for review, and the Kushberry as a signup bonus. Notes:SpeedGreens is a great site. The customer service is fantastic, they have some pretty nice prices, and some incredible quality. There was a problem concerning the weight of one of my strains, (it wasn't off by much) and I was assured that they're upgrading their equipment, and it'll never happen again going forward. Definitely a site I'd recommend.