SpeedGreens

L.A. OG - Speedgreens - Nov '18

/u/Boukish

2.2g nug from my zip, basically every nug I got was over 1.5g. This shit is ridiculous. Straight fire.

Dec 04, 2018

Speedgreens-Twisted Citrus

/u/bcbud78

Not normally a Sativa person but this stuff is potent, tastes amazing, and I haven’t been this stoned and giggly and motivated for some time. I purchased the AAAA oz mix for this, my first, flower MOM order. Have bought a few vape carts but have found for the cost they don’t quite do it as a daily driver and find I can push 7g of flower longer then a 1g cart. I have been going to a friend for black market for a long time as I am fairly rural and nothing close by for dispensaries so Rockstar has been the jam as that was all my friend sold. So haven’t had a huge variety of strains to sample from. Although the Rockstar did the trick, it was not always consistent, but man, sometimes the nugs where gorgeous. Glad I hung out here for awhile to see what is up with MOMs. Thanks everyone. Was on a short t break before this arrived today after ordering Friday morning so over a weekend is fantastic and will most likely order on a Monday for my next order. Communication very pro, online chat is nice. The usual setup for an account etc. ID needed. Sent one blacked out. No issues. You’ve all see their packaging I’m sure. Child safe pill bottles and small Boveda pack. Moisture always on point. Free Kushberry 3.5g as well and 4 PRs. I have on tap for later the following: Godberry Black Roses Black Nuken KushBerry Just pounded out the above after a bowl of the Twisted Citrus. Fruity, tropical, a bit of lemons and oranges. Nugs are high class, dense, bright green and orange. Stayed tune for more.

Dec 03, 2018

SpeedGreens - Two Orders, Buds and Budder

smokiezebra

MOM Name: SpeedGreens *this review contains two orders* http://i.imgur.com/YS6G2Sp.jpg Overall rating out of 10: 10/10 Sign Up: Very easy sign up. There’s an account button on the upper right screen, next to the cart. I clicked it, scrolled down and clicked register. After I submitted my first order, ID was requested. I sent the typical blacked out ID and it was accepted almost immediately. Ordering & Pricing: They have a little bit of everything from budget ounces at $99 to quads, concentrates and edibles. There’s a coupon for new and repeat customers dropping the prices as well. Ordering is relatively simple. Choose items from the menu, add them to your cart, add coupon, and check out. Communication: Absolutely amazing! I’ve been in contact with them a few times, and they’ve been more than helpful. I smoke mostly for pain, and had a few questions. They led me in the right direction as well as included a few small samples to try and help. Very sweet, and thoughtful. Packaging: I’ve received two orders so far, and each came vacuum sealed, in a mylar bag, and in a box. Each strain/item is labeled in its own container with boveda or bag (depending on amount and product). There’s no absolutely no scent, and the package could be anything. A couple things that really stood out; the labeling on each bottle/bag has adorable cartoons depicting the strain and amount, and the budder comes in a solid plastic jar, with a silicone interior. As someone with animals, and their hair sticking to everything, the hard plastic outside was a huge plus. Products / Photos: First Order: Sour Tangie (AAAA): https://i.imgur.com/xy9DUql.jpg When I purchased the Sour Tangie, it was listed on the site as an AAAA, however now it is listed as a AAA. Don’t let that discourage you though once it’s back in stock, this is some nice stuff! The buds I received were on the smaller side, but that makes it easier for me to break up so to me, it’s not a negative. The buds have a slight citrus smell to them, and it really comes through in taste. Oddly enough, this reminded me of the fuzzy peach candy. It’s currently go to when I’m reaching for a sativa. Overall rating: 4/5• while the small buds don’t bother me, it may bother those who order quads and expect nice big buds Sunkiss CBD (AAA): https://i.imgur.com/x8QW7QJ.jpg The Sunkiss is your typical CBD strain. It has the grassy smell, and very mellow taste. It’s good for pain, but even better when mixed with an indica. I really like this one for when I have to go out and do things. It keeps me calm, and my syndromes at bay (anyone with chronic illnesses knows how important this is!). It’s definitely on my re-order list. Overall rating: 4/5 LA OG (AAAA): http://i.imgur.com/NtFiAES.jpg This is probably my favourite pain strain so far. Right away after opening the bottle, you’re hit with the kush smell. It’s large and it’s now in charge! The hit is just as strong as the smell and I found myself wondering if I standing to go to bed was the best idea. Spoiler alert; sleeping where I was in the couch was safer! SpeedGreens was nice enough to include a sample of this in my second order, despite ordering an 1/8th in my first order. I was extremely grateful as I dislocated my shoulder last week, and the extra bit was very much appreciated. Overall rating: 5/5 Pink Nuken Honeycomb Budder (AAAA): https://i.imgur.com/7VDGbHo.jpg I had never smoked budder before, but it was recommended for pain, so I decided to try it. I picked up a Yocan Evolve Plus, and loaded it up. I like how smooth this stuff is! I was expecting a harsh hit, but it was no where to be found. The high is very subtle, and felt no more intense than smoking. However I asked on the discord, and that’s likely because the dab pen I got is coils. I do have a quartz bucket pen on the way, so I will update this portion when it arrives and I can do truer dabs instead of combustion. Despite my screw up on the pen, this worked very well for pain. I have been able to load a dab scoop in, do three hits and do housework, mostly pain free. A gram will likely last me a long while, but this will also be on my reorder list. Overall rating: 4/5 Dutch Treat (AA): • gift There’s no picture of this one as I’m not a fan of Northern Lights strains and decided to gift it to a friend. They said it’s decent, and typical of what they would expect from an AA. Overall rating: not applicable Second Order: OG Cheese (AAAA): http://i.imgur.com/t3no4Oz.jpg This have a really intense cheese smell, almost mozzarella like. The buds were big and dense, and busted up very nicely. However, that’s where the positivity stops for me. This gave me a headache, and it wasn’t a light one. I didn’t connect the dots until the next morning, and I could feel the headache creeping back up. I stopped smoking it, and switched to another strain. Fret not though! I had planned to toss it in with my trim and shake for edibles, but... A friend came over and said it one of his favourite strains. I warned him that I got a headache, and he didn’t care. He busted some up, and rolled one. Lo and behold, the headache was a personal problem! He said this is one of the best quads he’s had in a long time. He ended up trading me, and left quite happily with the OG cheese. Overall rating: 1/5 for me (point for bag appeal), and 5/5 for the friend Blue God (AAAA): • sample I apologize for the lack of photo here, I was a little too eager to break into the Blue God after doing way more than I should. Blue God smells and tastes like blueberries. It came highly recommended for pain, and it did the job. It wasn’t quite as strong as the LA OG or GG#4, but I’d have to say it’s close. Overall rating: 4/5 Gorilla Glue #4 (AAAA): • sample http://i.imgur.com/Iz3MaAN.jpg I know I’m behind the trends here, but I had never tried GG#4. Something with glue in the name just didn’t appeal to me. The saying “you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover” truly applies here. Though it does taste like school glue smells, it’s a heck of a strain. It’s very comparable in effects to the LA OG for me, and the main difference is that glue taste. It’s amazing for pain, and just an overall “colours are brighter, grass is greener, my body is normal” high. Apologies for the post grind photo, my memory tends to suck when I’m in pain! Overall rating: 5/5 Rockstar Honeycomb Budder (AAAA): https://i.imgur.com/zpRTUwT.jpg I am a bad stoner, as believe it or not, I do not like the taste of bud. A strong taste will often make my stomach turn, no matter how amazing the weed is. This is very much the case with the taste of this budder in the Yocan Evolve Plus. Again, this may be a coil issue, and I will update this portion when my good dab pen has arrived. As for effects, I found myself annoyed at the fact my arm was in a sling. I felt fine! It took about an hour for me to feel my dislocation again, and it was a glorious hour. If this doesn’t taste any better in the new pen, I will be mixing it with the Pink Nuken budder. I do really like the pain relief, just not the taste. It’s like the Buckley’s of budder almost. Overall rating: 3/5 Incentive for Customers: Coupons for new and repeat customers, free shipping over $99, free 3.5g on first order, and 4 prerolls if you spend over $179. Incentive for Review: Nothing. Notes: * A West Coast Smoke vape pen was also ordered, for my sister who dislocated her opposite shoulder two weeks before me. Since it was ordered for her, I didn’t include it in this review. * The only scale in the house for grams is a kitchen scale. It’s not the most accurate, so I cannot comment on the weights. * I generally like to shop around and get the best deal or what’s really recommended at the moment. However I find myself consistently going back to SpeedGreens for AAA/AAAA. Their variety, customer service, and care for their customers is unparalleled.

Dec 02, 2018

Speed greens— AAAA strains

Vdubb

MOM Name Speedgreens Overall rating out of 10: 9/10 Sign Up: Simple and easy. Typical MOM signup. Only thing I didn’t like is you send your ID after your place your order. No where in the sign up did I see it ask for an ID.. so I placed my order, sent my money and went back to work. Hours later I see an email asking for my ID. At his point it was already 4-5pm and my shipment wasn’t processed that day because of it. Ordering & Pricing: I picked up 4 1/8ths for around $100 on their Black Friday sale. Free shipping over $99 which is amazing. It also came with free 3.5g of AA flower for sign up. Communication: SG is usually pretty quick to reply to any questions. Very good customer service Packaging: Great packaging. I LOVE the boveda packs in each pill bottle. All the little strain pictures are fun to look at. Products / Photos: LA OG - 5/5 This is my first time having this indica. I’m actually high on it right now. I can feel myself melting into my Lazyboy. My body is tingling and I got a smile on my face. Nice dense big buds, very nice aroma. A must try. https://i.imgur.com/Dc3xFbE.jpg https://i.imgur.com/bi0fYBs.jpg Alien OG- 4.5/5 this is a difficult one for me to rate due to my medical condition. This is a very racy, upbeat high. It’s hard to let your mind relax on this strain. I personally like strains that help me feel calm, however I can appreciate a fine flower when I see it. It has a strong OG smell and taste. Dense buds. Very strong euphoric high, it’s just not a strain that fits my personal needs. https://i.imgur.com/mUcIS1A.jpg https://i.imgur.com/bBTLOhq.jpg Blue dream 3/5 So I was excited to try a good quad of this strain.. I was so disappointed when I opened the bottle. One medium size nug, one or two around .3g and the rest are little scrappy popcorn nugs. When I pay for AAAA, I don’t expect to get 90% subpar nugs in my order. I don’t know if I’m being unreasonable here, but I was just let down. Once you get passed the size and inspect them you can tell that they came from a AAAA batch. The terp profile was there that I’ve come to expect with blue dream. The taste, the high, it’s all there. This is a more couchlock version of blue dream. I did notice that they are now sold out.. so clearly my HQ was the end of the batch. https://i.imgur.com/SHi8og2.jpg https://i.imgur.com/cq7wPzM.jpg Godberry 5/5 Another indica winner. This is a very strong body melting indica. They gave me 3.64g which was the highest count of the order. I only had two nice nugs.. the others were all small 0.25g nugs. The smell is intoxicating, a strong sweet berry smell with a hint of skunk. This is a nightcap strain. Take a few hits and go melt into your bed and drift off to sleep. If I place another order, I’m definitely getting more. https://i.imgur.com/PNbiKz3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ENQTMPT.jpg OG Kush 4/5 AA free sample for sign up. I got 3.5g of og Kush.. I specifically requested this strain for my free 3.5g and they delivered a potent AA. It’s clearly a AA, the trim job, flavour and aroma all scream AA, but the potency is where they shine. I was high for just over an hour off 0.25g in my vape. Highly euphoric, happy high. You just have a good time on this bud. https://i.imgur.com/y7kGQLb.jpg Incentive for Customers: Black Friday sale 20% all strains. Free shipping over $99. Free 3.5g during sign up Incentive for Review: wasn’t asked to review Notes: They lost the point off the score due to the size of their nugs. I also wasn’t a fan of asking for ID after placing your order and sending your money. Although I know it’s 100% my fault for not immediately checking my email after my order, I was annoyed that it wasnt clear during registration about this process. I’m currently trying a new MOM every week so I can settle on a final 3 or 4. I’m just worried if I place an order for a half O I’m gonna get 75% small bud. I haven’t used my new customer 20% coupon yet, so that’s incentive enough to try them again. Overall if you’re looking for good quality AAAA bud for competitive pricing check them out. I like the free shipping over $99 and the mix and match ounce options. They have lots of selection and I’ve heard their budder is excellent as well.

Dec 02, 2018

Speedgreens - 3 Strains + Freebies [Green Friday Pricing]

booker

SpeedGreens.ca (Cellphone pics and written up on mobile, forgive any typos. Did my best.) Overall rating out of 10: 9 I've ordered from a few MOMs now and I religiously read reviews and keep up with promotional material. There are competitors, but I don't think anyone right now is doing it better than Speedgreens. I believe their website has room for improvement, but it is perfectly usable and the service/product I received was A+. Sign Up: 10 out of 10 They do ask for government ID, but they'd already taken payment before verifying me. This is a MOM that knows how to get out of its own way. While the convenience is great and signing up and getting through the purchase couldn't have been easier, I worry that this lax policy may bite them if the 12 start poking at MOMs. Ordering & Pricing: 8 out of 10 Great pictures that are completely representative of what I received and clearly taken in house - always a good sign. Some poor decisions design-wise (web carousels are bad, 'shop' being a menu item leading to just a portion of their offerings was a bit confusing), but nothing too bad - no immediate attack on your e-mail address with promises of newsletters and updates, which is always appreciated. Once I got my bearings everything was easy to filter and search for. Checkout was simple and they make the etransfer process very clear for newcomers. I took advantage of their black friday pricing, which was excellent - an ounce of their LA OG for $167? Holy crap was that a good deal. I wish I had saved more money and known how legit the stuff would be, I would have bought an irresponsible amount of cannabis that day. Thankfully they have a 20% promo code for new customers so you can still get an ounce of real quads for $170. As a returning customer I'll still happily pay $209/oz for the quality I got at this level of service. Communication: 10 out of 10 Excuse my french but hell yes. Great presence on social media, up front and communicative through every step of the order, without being overbearing. I received eight emails from them in total: waiting for payment, my account has been created, ID verification request, account verification, order confirmation, two 'your order has shipped' (one when they gave it to CP, one when CP started shipping it) and one 'your order has been delivered.' I can verify the last one came promptly when it was marked as delivered on CP's side, no delay waiting to be notified of a delivery that came hours ago. In the last email, after letting me know about my delivery they respectfully asked me to review them on their social media, and that was the last we spoke... meaning I'm not still getting emails asking me to please leave reviews after our business is done, or asking me to sign up for a newsletter, or just 'checking in'. Other MOMs, take note. This is how you do it right. Only the emails we need, ALL the emails we need, promptly, and then get out of our inbox. Packaging: 10 out of 10 Perfect. Plain and scentless white box, all seams taped, could be anything. Opening the box reveales a mylar bag, still scentless. Within that mylar bag your entire order is vacsealed, still scentless. Cracking open the foodsaver reveals - tada, some smell - each strain individually packaged within childproof bottles - the caps are thankfully reversible into easy open caps. The free prerolls I received came packaged within a single plastic zip - slight squish, but no damage to the joints. Each strain was clearly (and cutely) labeled including quality and weight. The gifts were clearly labeled with a small sticker for clarity. Boveda packs were included with every strain (thank you). Products / Photos: 20181201_003929~2.jpg L.A. OG (AAAA Indica) - 28g 20181130_235741~2.jpg Rating: 10/10 | Pictured Weight: 2.2g Comically large pill bottle stuffed to the brim with chunky, dense nuggets of love. Break the seal and get punched in the face with that telltale aroma - KUSH! I picked up a zip of this in hopes that it would settle in as my new sleepytime strain and it has delivered. I loaded up about 0.2g into the OG Solo after work and next thing I knew it was the following day. Later hooked a friend up with a solid nugget for full bongloads and heard 0 coughs. Real smooth, quality stuff. The only knock I could figure on this is that the trim is a bit, for lack of a better word, 'hacky'. Make no mistake, this is a true quad. Potency, good cure, well flushed, bag appeal. It's all there. Walter White (AAAA Sativa) - 14g 20181201_000720~2.jpg Rating: 10/10 | Pictured Weight: 2.0g Forgive me for the mediocre pic, my phone had a hard time focusing on the absolute brick of hairs that this strain seems to be. There's better definition around the edges thankfully. This strain is pure, unadulterated lift. It's not racy, absolutely no paranoia, no anxiety, a bit munchy. Everything is just... good. I would hazard to guess it's pretty hard to have a negative opinion on this strain - who doesn't want to be happy? Lowkey my favorite of the order. Super smooth sweet berry citrus and smiles. Great bud. Red Congolese (AAAA Sativa) - 3.5g 20181130_235127~2.jpg Rating: 9/10 | Pictured Weight: 1.1g I ordered this as a throwaway eighth to get my total up to the threshold for a free quarter. I selected this strain because it's an exotic 'atypical' and at this point I'm always interested in exploring what cannabis has to offer that's a bit off the beaten trail. This stuff is weird. Full stop. It smells weird, with hints of berries, and spice, and no foolies - rubber. It looks weird, with its choppy trimjob and its long truly red hairs. its true sativa structure and light, wispy buds. It tastes... challenging. I'm not going to seek it out for its flavor, to be sure. And for all of that I don't think it quite feels like anything else I've ever had... and that's a cool thing. Other than the one fairly large nug pictured (I expected it to weigh over 2g, these buds are LIGHT), I got mostly popcorn and some scrappiness. The ample sugarleaf present is absolutely dusted but, you know, it's there. I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt that it's because I only got an eighth, and that larger purchases will get more larger buds, but I can only review what I personally received. The quality was obvious through the entire purchase so I'm not upset about the bag appeal. The potency is there for sure. It's got that signature Durban Poison THCV 'speed' to it, but it pairs with this real 'stoned' body load and yet there is absolutely no couch lock. I felt truly high, but completely at ease with it. This makes for a good 'functional but high' day strain. It's interesting. I like it, I feel good on it, I'm just not nuts about it. Some people love it, and I can see why. This is definitely a strain to try at least once. I'm happy to have ordered it, and I think you will be too, but do the smart thing like I did and get a smaller amount for your first taste. Pink Kush (AAA Indica) - 7g $279 freebie 20181201_001924~3.jpg Rating: 9/10 | Pictured Weight: 0.7g I selected this as my free quarter among 4 choices. There was a Rockstar, a Cheese, and I forget the other option - apologies. Widely accepted as being a generic OG Kush relative of uncertain lineage, it's uh... Well, it's kush. It smells like kush, looks like kush, smokes like kush, feels like kush. I'm not going to wax philosophically about some trips, sorry. It's hard not to compare this to the L.A. OG I received, they're very similar strains. That's largely why I selected this as my free quarter, wanting to compare equivalent trips and quads. The buds are a little smaller, a little drier. The aroma punches a little less. The potency is a bit less, inhales a bit less smooth. In every way this is worse than the L.A. OG... and that's fine. I gave this a 9 not because it's as good as the quads - it's not. Instead, I give this a 9 because there is nothing wrong with bud that's a little worse for a little less money. This is good weed. If you want the best stuff, get better, if you want more stuff, get cheaper, but if you just want some good bud, get this. At $179/o with 20% off for your first order you could do way worse. This is performant cannabis at a fair price. Kushberry (AA Indica) - 3.5g first order freebie 20181201_001419~3.jpg Rating: 5.5/10 | Pictured Weight: 1.0g I got this as a dealer's choice free eighth as a sign-up bonus. I'm not sure if they give this to everyone or If they just figured I like kushes. I'm not complaining. Opening the bottle doesn't punch so much as limp up at you with the telltale kush aroma mixed with hints of sweet berry and... Well, some people like to say 'earthy' but let's be real - dirt. Not bad alll in all but it doesn't wow you right away. Honestly at first blush I took this for trips. It has every outward appearance of it and honestly might even look nicer than the pink lush... And then I vaped it. It's... fine? Honestly the potency is a bit higher than I expect from AA, but I definitely feel like I earned it... It's a bit harsh, let's just say. I get why they rated it as they did, I'd feel comfortable rating this at AA+ even, but this is clearly not good bud. But it's not unsmokeable or anything. Decent budget flower or if your tolerance isn't super high, I don't think this is necessarily bad stuff, you're just getting what you pay for. I wound up cutting some of this and the red congo together and got an actually amazing body load and the inhale was manageable so I imagine I'll just keep using this to occasionally stretch the rest of my order. Can't be mad at free bud and honestly I'm not. I've had much worse AA bud. Prerolls (AA Indica and sativa, 2 of each) - ~3g $179 freebie 20181201_003432~2.jpg Rating: 7/10 | Pictured Weight: 0.8g and 0.9g (gross) I smoked one indica and gave one sativa to a friend. No complaints. Slight squish, smoked okay (I vape so I'm not comfortable reviewing its harshness), decent buzz. I generally don't recommend buying prerolls as I don't find them economical or consistent and these did not change my mind, but they are always a welcome addition to my orders. A Bowl (AA Glass) - Green Friday freebie I think (?) 20181201_003156_HDR~2.jpg Rating: 8/10 | Pictured Weight: unknown Much darker than the pic, single person size, glass is acceptable thickness, has a choke. I legit wish I could leave a real review because I know SG sells accessories but my wife stole this immediately after I took the picture and I haven't seen it since... So... Yeah. No complaints though. Incentive for Customers: 20% off + free AA eighth on first order, free shipping over $99, 4 free prerolls over $179, free AAA quarter over $279. I also got a free bowl but I think that might have been a Black Friday thing. Incentive for Review: None offered, received, or necessary. Notes: I like this MOM and will be a return customer. You should try them.

Dec 02, 2018

***RESOLVED***Pink Kush Shatter?! More like sap... SpeedGreens House Shatter Review - Not Very Happy.

MirkaLane

https://i.imgur.com/WJpZXd8.jpg ------------ **Note** I have reviewed SpeedGreens in detail in other reviews, thus this will just be a brief review of a single product. MOM Name SpeedGreens Products / Photos: 7g of Pink Kush House 'Shatter' (Sap)?: AA https://i.imgur.com/maX1xRb.jpg https://i.imgur.com/gczwp0I.jpg The Negatives: Well, this marks the first time I have bought shatter that came with a warning telling me that it is not shatter until I put it in the freezer for 5-10 minutes, each time I want to use it... every... single... time. Sounds annoying, right? Hell yes it's annoying, AF! I lost a bunch of it just trying to get it off the damn wax paper into a silicone container--the paper kept tearing, I kept swearing, and no good came of it. Now, I have read one review on SpeedGreens website, where one guy claims that after he left it in silicone for a few days, it hardened up to a more shatter-like consistency, and I will have to update this review at a later date to either confirm or deny that claim. But as it stands right now, after only a few mins at room temperature, this 'shatter' turns into the worst kinda sticky honey type shit that you'd never want to work with. So I can manage to get all of a dab or three, then I gotta fire it back in the freezer cause it has turned into ectoplasm again. Yeesh. Full on nightmare. Having spoken with a friend who makes really good shatter using a closed-loop extractor and vacuum oven, I am now of the understanding that this stickiness could be due to a few factors: 1. the shatter could be under-purged and still have butane in it, but there is no evidence such as popping, sparking, or sizzling to suggest that, 2. the flower may not have been dehydrated to a low enough moisture content prior to extraction, or 3. it may be excessively terpy (it is highly terpy). I'm not entirely sure which of these factors it is, perhaps a combination of a couple of them, but it makes for impossibly sticky sap at room temperature. I have a couple complaints here: first of all, this is NOT shatter, so please stop selling it as such. Second of all, the warning that was sent with my package is NOT on the website, it 100% should be. Having tried their 'AAAA' shatter, which has a proper shatter consistecy, I am of the opinion that selling this shit as shatter and dropping in some lame cop-out blurb, passing the buck to the customer; 'our house shatter sucks, but here, you deal with it,' is bad business. Feels like bait and switch, and I ain't smiling. https://i.imgur.com/jcEb7AM.jpg The Positives: I got it for the Black Friday price, thank god... When you finally manage to get this off of everything in the house and into a banger, it has a nice terpy profile, it seems to burn clean, it is smooth on the throat, and it has sort of a medium-potency pink kush shatter high. Conclusion: If this were SHATTER, like the website said, I'd be ecstatic, but being this hard to work with, I'm honestly quite let down. My Rating: Potency: 5/10, Ease of Use: 2/10 Incentive for Review: Your respect. Notes: If you can figure a better way to use it than spending 10 minutes freezing it, then spending another 20 cleaning it off of everything, then by all means pick some up, the potency is certainly there for the price. But if you have children and tend to curse, do not buy this, your kids will be talking like sailors in minutes. YEESH. P.S. Let this review mark a point in history, where all my haters can eat their words, as this negative review comes directly off the back of having recently received free product (NOT FREE, these reviews are hard work) from this company. If the product sucks, I'll state it every goddamn time. Getting sick and tired of snidely posts from a couple of overly opinionated trolls around here.

Dec 01, 2018

Sunkiss CBD - Speedgreens - November 2018

/u/NoCigar55

I think I remember the description said equal ratio but no other info. I bought this for my fiancé who likes CBD more than I do but we haven’t had a chance to try this just yet. Later today!

Dec 01, 2018

Red Congolese [1.1g] - Speedgreens - Nov 18

/u/Boukish

Durban Poison is one of my favorite strains so I figured I'd try another African landrace. Super smooth inhale, bit of a creeper, somewhat challenging but interesting taste. Very light, wispy buds, true sativa structure. This is one of those 'atypical' strains. Has a very strange rubbery, spicy smell, and a flavor to match - I can't say I'll ever pursue this strain for its flavor, but the effects are great. Other than a *slight* hint of similar aroma it doesn't remind me of Durban Polson at all. A true sativa pheno, it gives clear headed euphoria, but it pairs it with a pretty decent 'stoned' body load that, strangely, has no couch lock. It's strange, I *felt* stoned but I didn't feel weighed down at all. I suppose one would have to try it. A treat, to be sure.

Dec 01, 2018

Twisted Citrus - Speedgreens - November 2018

/u/NoCigar55

I originally ordered the sour tangie but they ran out and sent this in it’s place. I’m glad they did cause this was a perfect wake and bake session. Nice and consistent uplifting head high. Smells great (gassy orange citrus) but I didn’t get any taste through the piece I was using.

Nov 30, 2018

Warp SPEEDGREENS, ENGAGE --> L. A.-O. G., Gorilla Glue #4, Amnesia Lemon Kush, & Blueberry Nuken Honeycomb (Part II)

MirkaLane

https://i.imgur.com/ijdEQKI.jpg ------------- Disclaimer: This review is based off of a mixed order: the concentrates and dutch treat were part of a legitimate purchase, and the quad flowers were samples provided for review. I have no affiliation with SpeedGreens beyond the scope of this review. MOM Name SpeedGreens speedgreens.ca Overall rating out of 10: 9.5 https://i.imgur.com/VFcSten.jpg -------------- **Attention: Please see Part I of this review (link below) for detailed information on signup, ordering & pricing, communication, and packaging.** https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2902 -------------- Products / Photos: General Notes: To their credit, SpeedGreens provided me with some primetime 1g+ sample buds for photography purposes, and as such I won’t really comment on bud size past here… suffice it to say, they were all juicy! ;). Each bud was both excellently trimmed and cured, with varying degrees of tackiness. L.A. O.G.: Indica (AAAA) https://i.imgur.com/CtuZ6Hq.jpg This marks my first experience with L.A. O.G., and I must say, this bud has a highly appealing stink! It smells like a combination of fresh pine, magical forest musk, and aged cheese. In the vaporizer, the terpene profile comes off as piney and refreshing to my palette, though I doubt it is literally refreshing my foul breath, it just feels like it is, and that’s good enough. :P The vapor stayed quite smooth and I found that it didn’t axe-murder my throat, or send me into a tuberculosis-level coughing fit. The bud itself was a work of art to behold--like a Jackson Pollock painting re-imagined as cannabis; just a load of colour and frosting to this dense beauty. The effects off of a 0.2g bowl were surprisingly dramatic, I found myself very relaxed and quite intoxicated without being tired or couch locked. It comes on quite strong, then tapers back to the more manageable level of “very stoned” after twenty minutes or so. Great stress reliever or after work-type bud! I had a fling with the L.A. O.G.--I found the effects potent, therapeutic, and long-lasting, and I have to agree with SpeedGreen’s AAAA letter grade. My Rating: 5/5 Gorilla Glue #4: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (AAAA) https://i.imgur.com/zWDvFUi.jpg O-M-G, yep, this is quad GG#4 without a doubt, and another colourful specimen. I didn’t even want to put it in the grinder for fear of gumming it up like a tar pit, the tackiness is out of control. I think I could chuck this bud at a wall and it would stick, no problem. This particular bud es muy gordo (is very fat) and very dense, and because of the stickiness, might present a challenge to joint rollers. The aroma of SpeedGreen’s GG#4 is intoxicating--it’s a gorgeous, strong, piney/peppery-type deal, and I found myself shoving this one up my nose as well. Vapour is very dense and flavourful without being overpowering and I actually found it quite smooth for the potency. For those who know it, GG#4 is a bloody intense body stone, and I probably wouldn’t set my cannabis newbie friends sailing their first voyage on this yacht. For fanboys/girls of GG#4, this is top-tier, full quad, and you can expect a lot of potency here--trichomes are milky, might even be some amber in there, and the buds are RIPE. Fantastic weed, ‘nuff said. My Rating: 5/5 Amnesia Lemon Kush: Hybrid (AAAA) https://i.imgur.com/9JgbeUA.jpg Amnesia Lemon Kush is purportedly a balanced hybrid, and it seems to have that happy, orangey appeal that some balanced hybrids present. I have to say, this is the single most complex and cool looking bud I have ever been in possession of. I’m not sure if this is what is defined as a “crown bud,” but it has nodes or bud tips jutting out at all angles, and is highly dense. Whoever was in charge of this grow is my new personal hero--identify yourself hero, so that I may exalt you! I didn’t want to vaporize it, it was too damn pristine, but alas, vaporized it was. The ALK has a strong, sour smell to it that is very similar to haze strains. The terpene profile of both the bud aroma and the vapour flavour is potent and delicious! This is the best smelling and tasting bud that I tried among SpeedGreens strains, and I think I want more. The vapour that ALK produces is dense and long lasting--a 0.2g bowl in the vaporizer went well over one session in the Solo II. A word on potency: I sampled the ALK only a short time after the GG#4, and my head felt doubly stoned, so there must be a great deal of potency in the ALK, to have stepped up on the GG#4! Actually, these two together made for a crazy good hybrid stone, I was high for a long, long-time. :) This is my favourite of all the strains I tried at SpeedGreens, and it was a damn hard choice. My Rating: Easy 5/5! Blueberry Nuken Honeycomb Budder: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (AAAA) https://i.imgur.com/XOYI2gY.jpg Save the best for last, as they say, but in this case it was hard to do. This budder has a gorgeous stinky appeal that reminds me of a big-ol-bag of UK Cheese or something--it is highly pungent for a concentrate, and just I want to eat it (I did)! It has a nice terpene profile when dabbed--admittedly, I probably dab a bit too hot, so there is likely more flavour than I picked up on--but I found it just has a nice flavour, not exceptional, and doesn’t have that overwhelming flavour punch that leaves you drooling on the floor (just me?). Dabbing was super smooth, not a hiccup. The appearance is a classic golden/blonde honeycomb budder--it has a perfect consistency, it is easy to work with and to dab, and will tame the savage beast. The high is very relaxing; I had a headache when I started hitting dabs and it was gone after two, so it is certainly a pain/pressure reliever. I found this budder slightly more potent than the AAAA Jack Herer shatter, that I reviewed in part I. I was feeling the effects of a couple of smallish dabs for… how long I don’t know, because I was too stoned. I can’t afford to buy top-tier concentrates often, so I may not be the best judge of their potency, but I would happily pay $29/g for this again. If you are a concentrates user, and you like budder, you should give SpeedGreen’s a look, I think there are some great deals to be had on some exceptional (for the price) budders. My Rating: 5/5 (Can’t find a fault here, excellent value!) Incentive for Customers: 20% new customer discount code, complimentary AA 3.5g on signup, free-shipping over $99, 4 free pre-rolls for orders over $179. Incentive for Review: I was provided samples of six strains for review. Notes: SpeedGreens has some great pricing on some fairly potent concentrates, as well as some of the best quads I have tried anywhere, ever. Cannabis connoisseurs should give SpeedGreens a try at least once if they are looking for serious quality, good prices, and impeccable customer service. Thanks for reading, friends! MkLn.

Nov 29, 2018