SpeedGreens

Speedgreens - 3 Strains + Freebies [Green Friday Pricing]

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SpeedGreens.ca (Cellphone pics and written up on mobile, forgive any typos. Did my best.) Overall rating out of 10: 9 I've ordered from a few MOMs now and I religiously read reviews and keep up with promotional material. There are competitors, but I don't think anyone right now is doing it better than Speedgreens. I believe their website has room for improvement, but it is perfectly usable and the service/product I received was A+. Sign Up: 10 out of 10 They do ask for government ID, but they'd already taken payment before verifying me. This is a MOM that knows how to get out of its own way. While the convenience is great and signing up and getting through the purchase couldn't have been easier, I worry that this lax policy may bite them if the 12 start poking at MOMs. Ordering & Pricing: 8 out of 10 Great pictures that are completely representative of what I received and clearly taken in house - always a good sign. Some poor decisions design-wise (web carousels are bad, 'shop' being a menu item leading to just a portion of their offerings was a bit confusing), but nothing too bad - no immediate attack on your e-mail address with promises of newsletters and updates, which is always appreciated. Once I got my bearings everything was easy to filter and search for. Checkout was simple and they make the etransfer process very clear for newcomers. I took advantage of their black friday pricing, which was excellent - an ounce of their LA OG for $167? Holy crap was that a good deal. I wish I had saved more money and known how legit the stuff would be, I would have bought an irresponsible amount of cannabis that day. Thankfully they have a 20% promo code for new customers so you can still get an ounce of real quads for $170. As a returning customer I'll still happily pay $209/oz for the quality I got at this level of service. Communication: 10 out of 10 Excuse my french but hell yes. Great presence on social media, up front and communicative through every step of the order, without being overbearing. I received eight emails from them in total: waiting for payment, my account has been created, ID verification request, account verification, order confirmation, two 'your order has shipped' (one when they gave it to CP, one when CP started shipping it) and one 'your order has been delivered.' I can verify the last one came promptly when it was marked as delivered on CP's side, no delay waiting to be notified of a delivery that came hours ago. In the last email, after letting me know about my delivery they respectfully asked me to review them on their social media, and that was the last we spoke... meaning I'm not still getting emails asking me to please leave reviews after our business is done, or asking me to sign up for a newsletter, or just 'checking in'. Other MOMs, take note. This is how you do it right. Only the emails we need, ALL the emails we need, promptly, and then get out of our inbox. Packaging: 10 out of 10 Perfect. Plain and scentless white box, all seams taped, could be anything. Opening the box reveales a mylar bag, still scentless. Within that mylar bag your entire order is vacsealed, still scentless. Cracking open the foodsaver reveals - tada, some smell - each strain individually packaged within childproof bottles - the caps are thankfully reversible into easy open caps. The free prerolls I received came packaged within a single plastic zip - slight squish, but no damage to the joints. Each strain was clearly (and cutely) labeled including quality and weight. The gifts were clearly labeled with a small sticker for clarity. Boveda packs were included with every strain (thank you). Products / Photos: 20181201_003929~2.jpg L.A. OG (AAAA Indica) - 28g 20181130_235741~2.jpg Rating: 10/10 | Pictured Weight: 2.2g Comically large pill bottle stuffed to the brim with chunky, dense nuggets of love. Break the seal and get punched in the face with that telltale aroma - KUSH! I picked up a zip of this in hopes that it would settle in as my new sleepytime strain and it has delivered. I loaded up about 0.2g into the OG Solo after work and next thing I knew it was the following day. Later hooked a friend up with a solid nugget for full bongloads and heard 0 coughs. Real smooth, quality stuff. The only knock I could figure on this is that the trim is a bit, for lack of a better word, 'hacky'. Make no mistake, this is a true quad. Potency, good cure, well flushed, bag appeal. It's all there. Walter White (AAAA Sativa) - 14g 20181201_000720~2.jpg Rating: 10/10 | Pictured Weight: 2.0g Forgive me for the mediocre pic, my phone had a hard time focusing on the absolute brick of hairs that this strain seems to be. There's better definition around the edges thankfully. This strain is pure, unadulterated lift. It's not racy, absolutely no paranoia, no anxiety, a bit munchy. Everything is just... good. I would hazard to guess it's pretty hard to have a negative opinion on this strain - who doesn't want to be happy? Lowkey my favorite of the order. Super smooth sweet berry citrus and smiles. Great bud. Red Congolese (AAAA Sativa) - 3.5g 20181130_235127~2.jpg Rating: 9/10 | Pictured Weight: 1.1g I ordered this as a throwaway eighth to get my total up to the threshold for a free quarter. I selected this strain because it's an exotic 'atypical' and at this point I'm always interested in exploring what cannabis has to offer that's a bit off the beaten trail. This stuff is weird. Full stop. It smells weird, with hints of berries, and spice, and no foolies - rubber. It looks weird, with its choppy trimjob and its long truly red hairs. its true sativa structure and light, wispy buds. It tastes... challenging. I'm not going to seek it out for its flavor, to be sure. And for all of that I don't think it quite feels like anything else I've ever had... and that's a cool thing. Other than the one fairly large nug pictured (I expected it to weigh over 2g, these buds are LIGHT), I got mostly popcorn and some scrappiness. The ample sugarleaf present is absolutely dusted but, you know, it's there. I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt that it's because I only got an eighth, and that larger purchases will get more larger buds, but I can only review what I personally received. The quality was obvious through the entire purchase so I'm not upset about the bag appeal. The potency is there for sure. It's got that signature Durban Poison THCV 'speed' to it, but it pairs with this real 'stoned' body load and yet there is absolutely no couch lock. I felt truly high, but completely at ease with it. This makes for a good 'functional but high' day strain. It's interesting. I like it, I feel good on it, I'm just not nuts about it. Some people love it, and I can see why. This is definitely a strain to try at least once. I'm happy to have ordered it, and I think you will be too, but do the smart thing like I did and get a smaller amount for your first taste. Pink Kush (AAA Indica) - 7g $279 freebie 20181201_001924~3.jpg Rating: 9/10 | Pictured Weight: 0.7g I selected this as my free quarter among 4 choices. There was a Rockstar, a Cheese, and I forget the other option - apologies. Widely accepted as being a generic OG Kush relative of uncertain lineage, it's uh... Well, it's kush. It smells like kush, looks like kush, smokes like kush, feels like kush. I'm not going to wax philosophically about some trips, sorry. It's hard not to compare this to the L.A. OG I received, they're very similar strains. That's largely why I selected this as my free quarter, wanting to compare equivalent trips and quads. The buds are a little smaller, a little drier. The aroma punches a little less. The potency is a bit less, inhales a bit less smooth. In every way this is worse than the L.A. OG... and that's fine. I gave this a 9 not because it's as good as the quads - it's not. Instead, I give this a 9 because there is nothing wrong with bud that's a little worse for a little less money. This is good weed. If you want the best stuff, get better, if you want more stuff, get cheaper, but if you just want some good bud, get this. At $179/o with 20% off for your first order you could do way worse. This is performant cannabis at a fair price. Kushberry (AA Indica) - 3.5g first order freebie 20181201_001419~3.jpg Rating: 5.5/10 | Pictured Weight: 1.0g I got this as a dealer's choice free eighth as a sign-up bonus. I'm not sure if they give this to everyone or If they just figured I like kushes. I'm not complaining. Opening the bottle doesn't punch so much as limp up at you with the telltale kush aroma mixed with hints of sweet berry and... Well, some people like to say 'earthy' but let's be real - dirt. Not bad alll in all but it doesn't wow you right away. Honestly at first blush I took this for trips. It has every outward appearance of it and honestly might even look nicer than the pink lush... And then I vaped it. It's... fine? Honestly the potency is a bit higher than I expect from AA, but I definitely feel like I earned it... It's a bit harsh, let's just say. I get why they rated it as they did, I'd feel comfortable rating this at AA+ even, but this is clearly not good bud. But it's not unsmokeable or anything. Decent budget flower or if your tolerance isn't super high, I don't think this is necessarily bad stuff, you're just getting what you pay for. I wound up cutting some of this and the red congo together and got an actually amazing body load and the inhale was manageable so I imagine I'll just keep using this to occasionally stretch the rest of my order. Can't be mad at free bud and honestly I'm not. I've had much worse AA bud. Prerolls (AA Indica and sativa, 2 of each) - ~3g $179 freebie 20181201_003432~2.jpg Rating: 7/10 | Pictured Weight: 0.8g and 0.9g (gross) I smoked one indica and gave one sativa to a friend. No complaints. Slight squish, smoked okay (I vape so I'm not comfortable reviewing its harshness), decent buzz. I generally don't recommend buying prerolls as I don't find them economical or consistent and these did not change my mind, but they are always a welcome addition to my orders. A Bowl (AA Glass) - Green Friday freebie I think (?) 20181201_003156_HDR~2.jpg Rating: 8/10 | Pictured Weight: unknown Much darker than the pic, single person size, glass is acceptable thickness, has a choke. I legit wish I could leave a real review because I know SG sells accessories but my wife stole this immediately after I took the picture and I haven't seen it since... So... Yeah. No complaints though. Incentive for Customers: 20% off + free AA eighth on first order, free shipping over $99, 4 free prerolls over $179, free AAA quarter over $279. I also got a free bowl but I think that might have been a Black Friday thing. Incentive for Review: None offered, received, or necessary. Notes: I like this MOM and will be a return customer. You should try them.

Dec 02, 2018

***RESOLVED***Pink Kush Shatter?! More like sap... SpeedGreens House Shatter Review - Not Very Happy.

MirkaLane

https://i.imgur.com/WJpZXd8.jpg ------------ **Note** I have reviewed SpeedGreens in detail in other reviews, thus this will just be a brief review of a single product. MOM Name SpeedGreens Products / Photos: 7g of Pink Kush House 'Shatter' (Sap)?: AA https://i.imgur.com/maX1xRb.jpg https://i.imgur.com/gczwp0I.jpg The Negatives: Well, this marks the first time I have bought shatter that came with a warning telling me that it is not shatter until I put it in the freezer for 5-10 minutes, each time I want to use it... every... single... time. Sounds annoying, right? Hell yes it's annoying, AF! I lost a bunch of it just trying to get it off the damn wax paper into a silicone container--the paper kept tearing, I kept swearing, and no good came of it. Now, I have read one review on SpeedGreens website, where one guy claims that after he left it in silicone for a few days, it hardened up to a more shatter-like consistency, and I will have to update this review at a later date to either confirm or deny that claim. But as it stands right now, after only a few mins at room temperature, this 'shatter' turns into the worst kinda sticky honey type shit that you'd never want to work with. So I can manage to get all of a dab or three, then I gotta fire it back in the freezer cause it has turned into ectoplasm again. Yeesh. Full on nightmare. Having spoken with a friend who makes really good shatter using a closed-loop extractor and vacuum oven, I am now of the understanding that this stickiness could be due to a few factors: 1. the shatter could be under-purged and still have butane in it, but there is no evidence such as popping, sparking, or sizzling to suggest that, 2. the flower may not have been dehydrated to a low enough moisture content prior to extraction, or 3. it may be excessively terpy (it is highly terpy). I'm not entirely sure which of these factors it is, perhaps a combination of a couple of them, but it makes for impossibly sticky sap at room temperature. I have a couple complaints here: first of all, this is NOT shatter, so please stop selling it as such. Second of all, the warning that was sent with my package is NOT on the website, it 100% should be. Having tried their 'AAAA' shatter, which has a proper shatter consistecy, I am of the opinion that selling this shit as shatter and dropping in some lame cop-out blurb, passing the buck to the customer; 'our house shatter sucks, but here, you deal with it,' is bad business. Feels like bait and switch, and I ain't smiling. https://i.imgur.com/jcEb7AM.jpg The Positives: I got it for the Black Friday price, thank god... When you finally manage to get this off of everything in the house and into a banger, it has a nice terpy profile, it seems to burn clean, it is smooth on the throat, and it has sort of a medium-potency pink kush shatter high. Conclusion: If this were SHATTER, like the website said, I'd be ecstatic, but being this hard to work with, I'm honestly quite let down. My Rating: Potency: 5/10, Ease of Use: 2/10 Incentive for Review: Your respect. Notes: If you can figure a better way to use it than spending 10 minutes freezing it, then spending another 20 cleaning it off of everything, then by all means pick some up, the potency is certainly there for the price. But if you have children and tend to curse, do not buy this, your kids will be talking like sailors in minutes. YEESH. P.S. Let this review mark a point in history, where all my haters can eat their words, as this negative review comes directly off the back of having recently received free product (NOT FREE, these reviews are hard work) from this company. If the product sucks, I'll state it every goddamn time. Getting sick and tired of snidely posts from a couple of overly opinionated trolls around here.

Dec 01, 2018

Sunkiss CBD - Speedgreens - November 2018

/u/NoCigar55

I think I remember the description said equal ratio but no other info. I bought this for my fiancé who likes CBD more than I do but we haven’t had a chance to try this just yet. Later today!

Dec 01, 2018

Red Congolese [1.1g] - Speedgreens - Nov 18

/u/Boukish

Durban Poison is one of my favorite strains so I figured I'd try another African landrace. Super smooth inhale, bit of a creeper, somewhat challenging but interesting taste. Very light, wispy buds, true sativa structure. This is one of those 'atypical' strains. Has a very strange rubbery, spicy smell, and a flavor to match - I can't say I'll ever pursue this strain for its flavor, but the effects are great. Other than a *slight* hint of similar aroma it doesn't remind me of Durban Polson at all. A true sativa pheno, it gives clear headed euphoria, but it pairs it with a pretty decent 'stoned' body load that, strangely, has no couch lock. It's strange, I *felt* stoned but I didn't feel weighed down at all. I suppose one would have to try it. A treat, to be sure.

Dec 01, 2018

Twisted Citrus - Speedgreens - November 2018

/u/NoCigar55

I originally ordered the sour tangie but they ran out and sent this in it’s place. I’m glad they did cause this was a perfect wake and bake session. Nice and consistent uplifting head high. Smells great (gassy orange citrus) but I didn’t get any taste through the piece I was using.

Nov 30, 2018

Warp SPEEDGREENS, ENGAGE --> L. A.-O. G., Gorilla Glue #4, Amnesia Lemon Kush, & Blueberry Nuken Honeycomb (Part II)

MirkaLane

https://i.imgur.com/ijdEQKI.jpg ------------- Disclaimer: This review is based off of a mixed order: the concentrates and dutch treat were part of a legitimate purchase, and the quad flowers were samples provided for review. I have no affiliation with SpeedGreens beyond the scope of this review. MOM Name SpeedGreens speedgreens.ca Overall rating out of 10: 9.5 https://i.imgur.com/VFcSten.jpg -------------- **Attention: Please see Part I of this review (link below) for detailed information on signup, ordering & pricing, communication, and packaging.** https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2902 -------------- Products / Photos: General Notes: To their credit, SpeedGreens provided me with some primetime 1g+ sample buds for photography purposes, and as such I won’t really comment on bud size past here… suffice it to say, they were all juicy! ;). Each bud was both excellently trimmed and cured, with varying degrees of tackiness. L.A. O.G.: Indica (AAAA) https://i.imgur.com/CtuZ6Hq.jpg This marks my first experience with L.A. O.G., and I must say, this bud has a highly appealing stink! It smells like a combination of fresh pine, magical forest musk, and aged cheese. In the vaporizer, the terpene profile comes off as piney and refreshing to my palette, though I doubt it is literally refreshing my foul breath, it just feels like it is, and that’s good enough. :P The vapor stayed quite smooth and I found that it didn’t axe-murder my throat, or send me into a tuberculosis-level coughing fit. The bud itself was a work of art to behold--like a Jackson Pollock painting re-imagined as cannabis; just a load of colour and frosting to this dense beauty. The effects off of a 0.2g bowl were surprisingly dramatic, I found myself very relaxed and quite intoxicated without being tired or couch locked. It comes on quite strong, then tapers back to the more manageable level of “very stoned” after twenty minutes or so. Great stress reliever or after work-type bud! I had a fling with the L.A. O.G.--I found the effects potent, therapeutic, and long-lasting, and I have to agree with SpeedGreen’s AAAA letter grade. My Rating: 5/5 Gorilla Glue #4: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (AAAA) https://i.imgur.com/zWDvFUi.jpg O-M-G, yep, this is quad GG#4 without a doubt, and another colourful specimen. I didn’t even want to put it in the grinder for fear of gumming it up like a tar pit, the tackiness is out of control. I think I could chuck this bud at a wall and it would stick, no problem. This particular bud es muy gordo (is very fat) and very dense, and because of the stickiness, might present a challenge to joint rollers. The aroma of SpeedGreen’s GG#4 is intoxicating--it’s a gorgeous, strong, piney/peppery-type deal, and I found myself shoving this one up my nose as well. Vapour is very dense and flavourful without being overpowering and I actually found it quite smooth for the potency. For those who know it, GG#4 is a bloody intense body stone, and I probably wouldn’t set my cannabis newbie friends sailing their first voyage on this yacht. For fanboys/girls of GG#4, this is top-tier, full quad, and you can expect a lot of potency here--trichomes are milky, might even be some amber in there, and the buds are RIPE. Fantastic weed, ‘nuff said. My Rating: 5/5 Amnesia Lemon Kush: Hybrid (AAAA) https://i.imgur.com/9JgbeUA.jpg Amnesia Lemon Kush is purportedly a balanced hybrid, and it seems to have that happy, orangey appeal that some balanced hybrids present. I have to say, this is the single most complex and cool looking bud I have ever been in possession of. I’m not sure if this is what is defined as a “crown bud,” but it has nodes or bud tips jutting out at all angles, and is highly dense. Whoever was in charge of this grow is my new personal hero--identify yourself hero, so that I may exalt you! I didn’t want to vaporize it, it was too damn pristine, but alas, vaporized it was. The ALK has a strong, sour smell to it that is very similar to haze strains. The terpene profile of both the bud aroma and the vapour flavour is potent and delicious! This is the best smelling and tasting bud that I tried among SpeedGreens strains, and I think I want more. The vapour that ALK produces is dense and long lasting--a 0.2g bowl in the vaporizer went well over one session in the Solo II. A word on potency: I sampled the ALK only a short time after the GG#4, and my head felt doubly stoned, so there must be a great deal of potency in the ALK, to have stepped up on the GG#4! Actually, these two together made for a crazy good hybrid stone, I was high for a long, long-time. :) This is my favourite of all the strains I tried at SpeedGreens, and it was a damn hard choice. My Rating: Easy 5/5! Blueberry Nuken Honeycomb Budder: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (AAAA) https://i.imgur.com/XOYI2gY.jpg Save the best for last, as they say, but in this case it was hard to do. This budder has a gorgeous stinky appeal that reminds me of a big-ol-bag of UK Cheese or something--it is highly pungent for a concentrate, and just I want to eat it (I did)! It has a nice terpene profile when dabbed--admittedly, I probably dab a bit too hot, so there is likely more flavour than I picked up on--but I found it just has a nice flavour, not exceptional, and doesn’t have that overwhelming flavour punch that leaves you drooling on the floor (just me?). Dabbing was super smooth, not a hiccup. The appearance is a classic golden/blonde honeycomb budder--it has a perfect consistency, it is easy to work with and to dab, and will tame the savage beast. The high is very relaxing; I had a headache when I started hitting dabs and it was gone after two, so it is certainly a pain/pressure reliever. I found this budder slightly more potent than the AAAA Jack Herer shatter, that I reviewed in part I. I was feeling the effects of a couple of smallish dabs for… how long I don’t know, because I was too stoned. I can’t afford to buy top-tier concentrates often, so I may not be the best judge of their potency, but I would happily pay $29/g for this again. If you are a concentrates user, and you like budder, you should give SpeedGreen’s a look, I think there are some great deals to be had on some exceptional (for the price) budders. My Rating: 5/5 (Can’t find a fault here, excellent value!) Incentive for Customers: 20% new customer discount code, complimentary AA 3.5g on signup, free-shipping over $99, 4 free pre-rolls for orders over $179. Incentive for Review: I was provided samples of six strains for review. Notes: SpeedGreens has some great pricing on some fairly potent concentrates, as well as some of the best quads I have tried anywhere, ever. Cannabis connoisseurs should give SpeedGreens a try at least once if they are looking for serious quality, good prices, and impeccable customer service. Thanks for reading, friends! MkLn.

Nov 29, 2018

Rippin' It Up At Breakneck SPEEDGREENS! Seven Flower Strain & Double Concentrate Review! (Part I)

MirkaLane

https://i.imgur.com/qfxBLlo.jpg ---------------------- Disclaimer: This review is based off of a mixed order: the concentrates and dutch treat were part of a legitimate purchase, and the quad flowers were samples provided for review. I have no affiliation with SpeedGreens beyond the scope of this review. MOM Name SpeedGreens speedgreens.ca Overall rating out of 10: 9.5 https://i.imgur.com/0l7qYId.jpg ----------------------- Sign Up: Simple, but, like most places selling intoxicants that don’t want their doors kicked in, SpeedGreens requires photo ID. I’ve seen a few posts here and on Reddit from people who seem overly concerned with this practice, though I can’t imagine why, it’s standard. That said, I received the ID request after payment had been sent and accepted. The age and identity should be confirmed before payment has been taken. Not sure if this was a temporary thing, or a one-off because my ordering process was slightly unorthodox, having been in contact with them via email first. Ordering & Pricing: I am of the opinion that a starfish could get through a successful order with SpeedGreens. The website reeks of ultra-slick e-commerce, though I did spot a conflict between the New Arrivals pricing and the pricing on the rest of the website, possibly leftover from Black Friday sales. At $209 an ounce for quads, I would say they are worth every penny. Like most MOMS, SpeedGreens seems to always offer budget strains and options, as well as mark-downs on quads (the quad OG Cheese was on for $160oz at the time of this review; good deal!). Personally, I ordered two grams of concentrates at $29/g, minus the 20% off for new customers, and including the 3.5g dutch treat gift. Communication: All I can say is WOW, the communication with SpeedGreens is truly exceptional. This whole company exudes a professionalism that is above par in my opinion, and I sincerely hope they manage to sustain it. Every single communication I had with SpeedGreens was prompt, polite, and professional (the 3 P’s!). Each question or concern I had was addressed extremely rapidly, and in one case, was responded to by multiple parties. I really had zero problems dealing with SpeedGreens, quite the opposite, I find them extremely pleasant people to interact with. Packaging: https://i.imgur.com/rHUIQNz.jpg Packing was fantastic, if a bit excessive: both packages came inside of proper Canada Post shipping boxes, inside of which were comically large mylar bags, which contained further vacuum sealed bags. Beyond the vacuum sealing, the flowers were individually packaged in prescription pill bottles with cutesy photoshop cartoon labels (nice touch!). Each bottle contained it’s own boveda pack and the humidity was spot on. The concentrates each had their own mylar bags, and further packaging within. The take-away here is, while all this packaging is very neat and tidy, it may be a bit excessive for those folks who tend to send this stuff off to the dump. I reuse, so no real gripe. Here’s where the SPEED in SpeedGreen’s might want to pump the brakes: I had initially placed an order for two grams of concentrates, which included 3.5g of dutch treat. I actually received all of those items, twice! One set shipped in one box, and another set shipped with the samples. Once I realized this mistake had been made, I promptly contacted SpeedGreens to see if it was a shipping error, or if it had been intentional, and further, what to do about it. I received a prompt reply informing me that it had, indeed, been a shipping mix-up on their part and that I was free to keep the items as a gift for the review! Not only that, but I was further contacted in a more formal email, thanking me for my honesty and again, reiterating that I may keep the items as a gift (I had already started smoking them by that point, #DontGottaTellMeTwice, #realtalk). Products / Photos: General Notes: To their credit, SpeedGreens provided me with some primetime 1g+ sample buds for photography purposes, and as such I won’t really comment on bud size past here… suffice it to say, they were all juicy! ;). Everything was dead on weight or over. Each bud (with the exception of the dutch treat) was both excellently trimmed and cured, with varying degrees of tackiness. Godberry: Indica (AAAA) https://i.imgur.com/kSvMDFy.jpg Oh my GOD, this BERRY! This might be the most potent and powerful indica I have tried to date. For those who have health conditions such as myself, this bud is pure therapy. Whatever it is you are in need of: pain management, sleep assistance, appetite stimulation, this bud is going to provide you relief. I smoked one 0.2g bowl and it put me into a coma for 7 solid hours. To say it is coated in trichomes is an understatement; I find myself searching more for bud under the trichomes, rather than trichomes over the buds. The quality is exceptional, a true quad through and through. The aroma of the Godberry is an intoxicating sweet skunk smell; I want to shove it up my nose (I did)! Under magnification, there is a good amount of amber to the trichomes, signally a mature bud. The effects are strong and long lasting, though admittedly, this stuff knocks me out everytime, so I’m never awake to experience any effects other than sedation. :) My Rating: 5/5 SUPERB! Sour Diesel: Sativa (AAAA) https://i.imgur.com/lUN8vwM.jpg I’ve had sour diesel before, but not like this. This sour diesel is like a hydrogen rocketship with no parachute, and no landing gear. The high is intense. I almost thought I was going to start hallucinating mildly. I have never hallucinated from a marijuana high, but I might have gotten close with this. The “come up” is hard and fast, I felt damn near drunk for the first fifteen minutes, and I had to hide my forklift keys so that I wouldn’t get any stupid ideas. All joking aside, its a strong sativa, not exactly a little extra spring in your step, more like full intoxication with a side of coordination problems. I loved that initial 20 minute feeling. What I didn’t like so much was the HARD and sudden burnout. Felt like I went up to the sky, and then got smacked to Earth with a giant ACME mallet. Passed out, over, done. SpeedGreens sour diesel is like an amusement park experience--by the end of the day, the adrenaline, sun, and line-ups have sucked the life out of you. Shorten that day to one 0.2g vape bowl, and sour diesel from SpeedGreens is what you have. I found the smell more sweet than sour or diesel, but the diesel come out huge when you start getting clouds of vapour passing over your tastebuds. The bud is absolutely coated in short milky white trichomes. I could spot no amber colouration to any of the trichomes, so in my mind this rates AAA+ to AAAA-; a true quad should have more mature trichomes, and this probably explains the relatively brief, strong high, with a rather ugly burnout. My Rating: 4.5/5 Sunkiss CBD: Hybrid CBD & THC (AAA) https://i.imgur.com/Mpue9a9.jpg This marks my first, official, CBD/THC Hybrid strain. Honestly, I wasn’t expecting much as I know the THC % for these strains is generally below 10%, and I use cannabis so frequently that there is probably more potency in one of my teardrops, but, I found myself pleasantly surprised! I used this strain to wake and bake, because I knew I wouldn’t get much off of it later in the day, and for that purpose it worked quite well. It was a nice, mild, cerebral high, that I almost hardly noticed unless I was paying attention. I did notice that I was a bit cheerier and active, and I definitely take those as positive effects. Wee bit of a burnout here, which kind of surprised me. The effects are mild for me, but I think they are meant to be that way for everyone. This would certainly be a great strain for beginners or those who really can’t stand the anxiety and paranoia that cannabis can be synonymous with, because there is none of that here. The Sunkiss CBD is a really attractive looking flower. It has perhaps the most bright orange pistils I have seen on a bud, and it just looks “happy.” The aroma was sort of a mossy/piney smell, and I found that odd mossy quality carried through in the vapor flavour. I doubt I would purchase this strain again, I tend to go for potency, but it was nice to have had the legit CBD bud experience. My Rating: 3.5/5 Dutch Treat: Hybrid (AA) https://i.imgur.com/Ub70B7k.jpg I have seen SpeedGreen’s AA dutch treat get kicked around on the forum a little bit, and I think some estimations are fair, and others harsh. I don’t agree at all that this should be rated as A quality. I have had A quality cannabis, and I consider it unsmokable--only good for edibles and extracts. I’d say that this dutch treat is exactly where SpeedGreens says it is, AA. It has a lousy trim, immature trichomes, not a great aroma nor vape flavour, but it is smokable in a pipe, joint or vape, you won’t die hacking up a lung, and it will get you stoned. If you could afford to make extracts and edibles from this bud, I think they would be excellent. For people on a budget, people looking for a little less than a rocketship, people looking to make good edibles and extracts, or people looking to throw free weed from a Christmas float, I’d say the dutch treat is a safe bet! For quad connoisseurs, those with a high tolerance, or those seeking a high degree of therapy from their bud, I would strongly suggest spending more money. My Rating: 2.5/5 Jack Herer Shatter (AAAA) https://i.imgur.com/oF87NRr.jpg This shatter has a really nice colour, and a decent cure--perhaps a tad on the sticky side (less snap), but easy to work with. I had two grams of this come, one sugared-up ever so slightly at the edges, and the other stayed stable. In all honesty, I haven’t cleaned my banger in forever, so I don’t really look for things like residuals in the banger, but judging by the colour, I’d say it is good and clean. The vapor it produces has a nice terpene profile, nothing overwhelming to write home to mom about, but it is certainly there. The effects are quick acting but not overwhelmingly strong. I find it is a very nice relaxing, euphoric stone, that gives that classic pressure behind the eyes sensation. This shatter isn’t as dramatically strong or long lasting as some AAAA shatter that I’ve had--I’ve had some that made me sweat like I was trapped in a sauna--but typically, true AAAA shatter is priced higher than $29 a gram. If I were to give it an honest evaluation, I’d say this shatter is more like AAA+ in terms of potency, terpene profile, and cure. At $29 a gram, or at the cheaper Black Friday price for those who were lucky, I honestly can’t see anybody being disappointed (I accept harsh criticism if you feel like I am way off). I will definitely order more, and their budders are very nice too! My Rating: 4/5 Incentive for Customers: 20% new customer discount code, complimentary AA 3.5g on signup, free-shipping over $99, 4 free pre-rolls for orders over $179. Incentive for Review: I was provided samples of six strains for review. Notes: SpeedGreens has some great pricing on some fairly potent concentrates, as well as some of the best quads I have tried anywhere, ever. Cannabis connoisseurs should give SpeedGreens a try at least once if they are looking for serious quality, good prices, and impeccable customer service. **Click here to continue to Part II...** Thanks for reading, friends! MkLn.

Nov 27, 2018

Speed Greens Review

themelancholyspirit

MOM Name: Speed Greens (https://www.speedgreens.ca) Overall rating out of 10: 9.5/10 Sign Up: Easy sign up with username and email. After I signed up, I sent them my ID and they confirmed my account. Before I made a purchase, I added my address. Ordering & Pricing: Add products to cart. After you check out, you will get an email with instructions to pay with EMT. After it is accepted, you will get an email saying your order is being processed, then another email when it's shipped. They personally sent me an email with my tracking & it was shipped a day after I paid. I received the package within 3 business days... which is a shock with the strike happening, and I live in a smaller city in SK, which would have taken over a week normally. Think it was luck after my last MoM order that said it was delivered and didn't show up until the next day (lol). I ordered on the weekend, and even though that following Monday was a holiday, the tracking was still sent to me on Monday. Then I received the package Thursday (11/15). Incredibly impressed with how fast they process orders. Communication: Fast and friendly! After I ordered, I sent the email with my ID and my account was confirmed within a couple hours. I also messaged their chat to confirm a shipping address error on my end, and they helped me out very quickly. Packaging: Shipped in a discreet box. After opening the box, there is a large black mylar bag. In that bag is a clear vacuum sealed package with your cannabis goodies in it! Everything else was in the mylar bag. Cannabis are in the prescription containers with printed color labels & small boveda packs. SO cute, and so efficient! All the boveda packs I had are almost dried out, but the thought counts so much! I can't wait to re-use all these containers. Definitely impressed with the packaging *420/10* ;) Products / Photos: https://imgur.com/a/IuBmu4P https://i.imgur.com/9odJ12L.jpg https://i.imgur.com/nBYLAHW.jpg Free 3.5G Sign Up Bonus: Dutch Treat https://i.imgur.com/EHRcZL2.jpg Definitely A-AA quality. Poorly trimmed buds with a decent amount of stems. It has a nice pine smell. I like the way it tasted on the bong for an A strain. Burned a light grey. Walter White https://i.imgur.com/ckbbjKa.jpg https://i.imgur.com/lo3MtBs.jpg I was pleasantly surprised with this AAAA strain! Decent sized sativa buds with lots of orange hairs. Nice trim, no sign of any leaves. Gives off a very nice citrus/woodsy smell. A hard hitter for sure. Smooth, white ash. Alien OG https://i.imgur.com/pO41sF7.jpg https://i.imgur.com/L2ARq7z.jpg I've been wanting to try Alien OG for a while now, knowing that it's quite potent. They definitely delivered on the potency. Huge 2 gram bud in the eighth that I got. Trimmed beautifully, little bit of leaf on the larger bud. You can definitely tell the difference in AA-AAAA with trim quality, just like any other MoM. As stated on Leafly, Alien OG has the typical lemon-pine “OG” smell and flavor, and an intense high that combines heavy indica body effects and a psychedelic cerebral buzz. Beginners and novices, be sure to take it slow with this heavy-hitter. Sour Tangie https://i.imgur.com/SHF0geJ.jpg https://i.imgur.com/3uq3Znb.jpg Sour Tangie is my favorite out of the strains I ordered. Strong lemon/orange/citrus taste and smell that I absolutely love in a sativa. Decent sized 0.5-1.5g buds with a beautiful close trim. White ash when smoking from the bong. Smooth and clean. 5/5 strain! Would love to get this strain on my weekly rotation. As stated on Leafly, Sour Tangie brings together the classic Sour Diesel aroma with Tangie’s creative, elevating buzz and strong citrus overtones. This sativa has two different phenotypes that express either Sour Diesel or Tangie bud structures and effects. Space Cookies Honeycomb / UBC Chemo Budder https://i.imgur.com/Zu0tU8s.jpg https://i.imgur.com/jmvGMug.jpg Wow, absolutely amazing taste on both of them! Clean, potent high off one dab. No residue or cracking on TI/banger/nectar collector/on bowls. Space Cookies came broken up and the budder was in a large gram chunk. I would recommend getting a scoop dabber for the Space Cookies, but I loved using the nectar collector to smoke both. 2 Indica / 2 Sativa Prerolls (free with $179 order) https://i.imgur.com/Wnxx0I5.jpg https://i.imgur.com/bXcm174.jpg These unfortunately came a bit squished, but still taste great! It was a bit hard to distinguish which is which after taking it out of the package. I would maybe recommend getting dividers for them somehow. Loved this free gift, though! Everest Extracts - Golden Pineapple Shatter https://i.imgur.com/vYtGsmD.jpg https://i.imgur.com/f8FxRrV.jpg Affordable shatter! It doesn't look the like the best quality, but it was clear & no residue or crackling on TI/banger/nectar collector/on bowls. Tastes clean and has a very strong pineapple/citrus taste. Definitely will purchase again. Incentive for Customers: Free AA 3.5g sign up bonus with your first order! 4 Free prerolls with orders over $179. HUGE BONUS: Free shipping over $99. Coupon Code: NEW20 = 20% discount on entire cart on your first purchase (not applicable to on-sale items or other coupon codes) Coupon Code: REPEAT15 = 15% discount on entire cart on your next purchase (not applicable to on-sale items or other coupon codes) Incentive for Review: I was told I would receive extra goodies for review but I only received an extra free gram with my order. Regardless of that, it doesn't change my opinion! I am super impressed with Speed Greens, especially their budder! Definitely recommend this MoM for the budder alone and I can't wait to place my Black Friday order right away!!

Nov 24, 2018

Gorilla Glue #4 - Speedgreens - November

/u/StonerSteve64

Thank you and it's very nice especially for the sale price! It has that classic pungent gg4 nose and tastes like pine/earth with a smooth finish. It's really dense and dryed/cured perfectly; easy to over due it this one lol.... Uplifting/euphoric and a relaxing mind and body buzz it's kind of a creeper.

Nov 24, 2018

LA OG - Speedgreens - November

/u/StonerSteve64

Woah I don't agree with that at all.. Unless they sent you something different than the LA OG pictured here theres no way that is accurate lol.. This LA OG has an earthy/pine smell no sourness or piss. Also tastes sweet/earthy and provides a relaxing body buzz. I have no issues with this bud one bit except it burns a little darker.

Nov 23, 2018